In the post bar and forum, you can always see all kinds of funny posts, whether they are true or not, they can always make people laugh. After staying in this kind of place for a long time, every day has a different fun.

After writing the manuscript and teaching the people below to polish and revise, Wang Zijin leaned back in the office chair in a daze, and now the situation is in a stalemate, she wants to find an opportunity to break the situation.

But this kind of thing is not a flag to fight for territory, and Wang Zijin has no experience, as long as the enemy is too strong and the friendly army is too salty, Sister Zijin is very passive.

The mobile phone rang, and it was "Because of Love" sung by Qin Ze and Qin Baobao.

At first glance, the name of the electric man is Zhao Biao and Zhao Tiezhu.

Wang Zijin answered the phone.

"Zijin, I, Hu Hansan, are back again. Zhao Tiezhu laughed stupidly.

"What are you doing in Shanghai again? Wang Zijin has never had a good tone for this little man.

"Dry, of course. Zhao Tiezhu said: "Otherwise, I will be full and travel thousands of miles to Shanghai?"

"Are you looking for death?" Wang Zijin raised his eyebrows.

She is not a stupid white sweet who can't understand connotative words, on the contrary, her vocabulary is already comparable to that of an old driver.

"Don't get me wrong, the last time I came to Shanghai, I fished a good family, that chest and that ass, tsk, let me linger, this time I took the initiative to ask for a business trip, came to fight with her for 300 rounds, just gave her a few lines of ellipsis. "Zhao Biao, hey, hey.

"Fuck off, men don't have a good thing. Wang Zijin scolded, "Your eldest son Zhao is fluttering in the capital, and you come all the way to Shanghai for this matter? ”

"I don't understand, it's called fun. Zhao Tiezhu said: "In these days, it's easy to get tired of everything, young men like to be brutal, we are old people, isn't what we pursue is fun." Do you think, I came all the way over, polite and specialty, and then fired a few Italian cannons, and after dawn because of "affairs" had to leave, tsk, how interesting, didn't you see the little lady's tearful eyes and reluctant to my expression, who called my brother I have deep kung fu. ”

"It's okay, I'm hanging up, I'm worried about a lot, I don't want to beep with you. ”

"No, come out for dinner in the evening, my flight tomorrow morning. ”

"Okay. ”

......

At seven o'clock in the evening, a rooftop barbecue restaurant.

The wind was cold, but the charcoal fire was blazing on the table, the barbecue on the iron rack rattled, and the appetizing borscht was piping hot.

The prince crossed his legs, bit the straw in his mouth, tilted his head, and looked at the night scene in the distance boredly.

Zhao Tiezhu sat opposite her, took a knife to chop a whole piece of pork belly, spread it on the iron shelf, and after a while, the smell of meat overflowed.

"We've been friends for so many years, don't let you leave with tears, at least give a smile. Zhao Tiezhu rolled up the barbecue with lettuce and put it on Wang Zijin's plate: "I didn't see you bring Qin Ze here, what's the matter, there was a quarrel?"

Wang Zijin ignored him and brewed this plan in his heart.

Zhao Tiezhu's eyes wandered around, there was a mature and beautiful big sister nearby who was smiling very charming, Zhao Tiezhu, who was wearing a brand-name suit that ordinary white-collar workers could not reach, threw a flattering look at the beautiful big sister, and the mature woman with vicious eyes threw one back, Zhao Tiezhu understood, asked the waiter to come to the note, wrote his mobile phone number, and stuffed the waiter into the two hundred oceans by the way, and asked him to hand it over to the other party.

"I can send a few more lines of ellipsis before I leave tonight. Zhao Tiezhu muttered to himself.

"Stallion spirit, sooner or later you will die on a woman's belly. Wang Zijin hated the tone of iron not steel.

"You have to die early and late, it's better to die comfortably. Zhao Tiezhu has rough skin and thick flesh, and his face is thicker: "What about me, I accumulated virtue in my last life, I have a good baby in this life, and I have a good old man." Since you have accumulated virtue in your previous life, you should enjoy it in this life. No matter how hard and tired you are, you have to grit your teeth and hold on, that's what the Phoenix man does. If you don't enjoy happiness now, you can't get old anymore, and you can't enjoy happiness if you want to. ”

Wang Zijin: "....."

This kind of horse spirit is so reasonable, speechless.

"If you have anything unhappy, just tell my brother, don't hide it in your heart. Zhao Tiezhu lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and then spit it out, the smoke was instantly blown away by the cold wind, he squinted, and his face became much more serious: "Feelings are such things, women are born to suffer, brother, I am a scumbag, this is not denied, the nature of the country is easy to change, and it can't be changed." Your sister-in-law may not know what I'm messing around outside, she's a good woman, and as long as she doesn't divorce me in this life, I'll live with her. But in the final analysis, I am still ashamed of her, and I am still a scumbag. If it was ten years ago, I would have beaten the old fist without saying a word, and dared to hit the idea of the queen of my family, no matter who he was, he would have to die. ”

"For now, I just hope you don't run into a scumbag like me. Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

"He's not scumbag, much better than you. Wang Zijin rolled his eyes: "He's just too stubborn." ”

"Listening to your tone, it won't be a rival in love. Zhao Tiezhu's eyes flashed with gossip: "I am very relieved to you about scaring people, don't coax her, kill her, which woman dares to block Sister Zijin's way, all of them will be crushed and killed into slag." ”

Wang Zijin sighed faintly: "It's the enemy who is too strong. ”

I used to think that the bewitching jian goods at home were just paper tigers, not worth mentioning. Only now did I realize that I had made a serious mistake of underestimating the enemy. Su Yu, a cat and a dog, cleaned it up with one hand. The great god in the family is her number one mortal enemy.

My sister can still be rescued if she is sick.

My younger brother is also sick, and I feel that the fairy beans of the cat fairy can't be saved.

"Willing to serve the queen," Zhao Tiezhu patted his chest: "Do you need me to go out?"

Wang Zijin glanced at him: "Tiezhu, it's not that my sister looks down on you, although you look tall and big, I feel that Qin Ze will pinch you to death with one finger." ”

Zhao Tiezhu remembered the scene of Qin Ze tearing the glass with his hands, and he was stunned, and said forcefully: "Even if this is the case, I can do whatever it takes to go to the soup for Sister Zijin." ”

Wang Zijin immediately took out his mobile phone: "Then if you fight with him, I would have wanted to beat him a long time ago." ”

"Don't, Sister Zijin. Zhao Tiezhu panicked: "I'll just say casually, if I go back to the capital in a wheelchair, you won't be able to explain it to your sister-in-law." ”

"Cowardly. "Wang Zijin's coquettish little white eyes.

"Just break up, men are all cheap bones, and they only know what they know when they lose. Zhao Tiezhu had a bad idea.

Bite!

Your IQ top-up is successful.

Wang Zijin's eyes lit up, she remembered the post she saw in the afternoon, a man who was about to change his mind saw his wife and someone else's man approaching, and immediately became jealous and decided not to leave his wife.

Wang Zijin felt that she could deceive Qin Ze and teach her the magic of war in her grandfather, this trick is called: False and real, and false and real.

Little red guy, don't blame my sister for playing tricks on you.

Wang Zijin turned on the photo function of his mobile phone and took a picture of the fragrant barbecue on the table, Zhao Tiezhu lowered his head and entered the mirror strongly, "Do you want to take photos and post them in the circle of friends? How can I miss my handsome face." ”

"Do you get out, don't show your head. Wang Zijin re-filmed, "Eh, don't be so far away, show your hands." ”

Zhao Tiezhu's face can't appear in the camera, Wang Zijin hasn't learned PS yet, and as soon as he shows his head, he can't fool the little red guy.

After taking the photo, Wang Zijin decisively uploaded it to the circle of friends: Today's dinner is very happy and beautiful. 【Shy】

Next, Wang Zijin ate barbecue while watching the movement of the circle of friends.

Soon.

Aunt Qin liked it!

Uncle Qin liked it!

Well, they don't think I'm eating with their little red guys.

And then.

Qin Baobao: [Applause] [Applause] [Applause]

Hmph! The little slut must be very happy, I, the wolf in the house, finally caught Kaizi.

Su Yu: Where you eat, I'm going to come too.

, I've never seen such a faceless woman.

Su Yu: Hey, this is not Qin Ze's hand.

, what is the relationship between this woman and the little red guy, even her fingers are so familiar?

Wang Zijin's peach blossom eyes burst out with murderous aura.

Zhao Tiezhu on the opposite side was stunned, after many years, Sister Zijin showed her hideous fangs again, just like when she carried a little red schoolbag, sat on the cement slab in the corner of the yard, and pointed out the country to a group of horses below, her murderous eyes.

A pleasant female voice sounded, it was Wang Zijin's mobile phone, she took it out and looked at it, and immediately smiled peach blossom eyes.

Oops, it's the little red guy's phone.

Be anxious, angry, panicked, afraid.

Wang Zijin hung up his phone, thinking, just hanging you, just not answering your call.

Get dry, little red guy!

The little red guy really got dry, and kept calling, the corners of Wang Zijin's mouth curled, and she turned off the phone.

"Are you done eating? Let's go when you're done. Zhao Tiezhu said.

Because he saw that the mature and beautiful big sister had left, and he still threw flattering eyes at him before leaving, Zhao Tiezhu understood and was ready to send Wang Zijin back quickly, and before leaving Shanghai tomorrow, he could deliver a batch of ellipses.

"There's no rush. Wang Zijin smiled and said: "You said that the men and women who date and eat at night, after eating, do you have to open an hourly room or something?" ”

Zhao Tiezhu:(°Д°)

Shocked.

What does Sister Zijin mean by this, this playful and ambiguous smile......

Zhao Tiezhu hesitated for a moment, and said distressedly: "Zijin, although you are my girlfriend in elementary school, after all, after so many years, I have already started a family." Even if you regret it now, it's a little too late. Hey, this situation can be recalled, but it was already clear at the time. ”

Wang Zijin was stunned for a moment, and sneered: "Your mother's search is dead!"

Zhao Tiezhu: "Even if you are beautiful and excellent, brother, you will never get a man in your life." ”

Wang Zijin sneered again: "will not be noble because no one cares. ”

Even though the charcoal fire was raging, the cold wind was still too cold, Wang Zijin and Zhao Tiezhu paid to leave, she lay down in the driver's seat, and rolled down the seat: "I'll squint for a while, and send me home at ten o'clock." I'll send you the address on your phone. ”

Zhao Tiezhu said "oh", thinking in his heart that he has a good chance of getting started tonight, a mature big sister who has a good chance of getting started tonight, set off at ten o'clock, send her back half an hour away, the road is not blocked at night, drive faster, it will arrive at twenty minutes, he still has a lot of time to do sex and do things, it's a big deal to change the flight.

grinding until ten o'clock in the evening, Zhao Tiezhu can be said to have rushed all the way towards Qinze Community. I don't know how many speeding shots I have been filmed along the way, but this is not something that Zhao Gongzi cares about.

In less than twenty minutes, when he arrived at the gate of the community, he woke up Wang Zijin.

"Just roll down a crack in the window later. Wang Zijin patted his face and said inexplicably.

"What the hell are you doing? Zhao Tiezhu looked dazed.

"Don't talk nonsense, just do it. Wang Zijin got out of the car, and the cold wind blew in his face, and he shivered all over.

According to what she knew about Qin Ze, the little red guy must be watching her from a dark place at the entrance of the community now.

Wang Zijin took a deep breath and raised a sweet smile on his face.

She walked around to the driver's window and waved sweetly with a smile: "Goodbye!"

Zhao Tiezhu shuddered, stepped on the accelerator, and walked away.

As soon as Wang Zijin walked into the community, he heard a faint voice from the dark: "Sister Zijin, you're back!"

Even if she was mentally prepared, she was still startled, and turned her head to see Qin Ze standing there with his hands in his pockets, holding his head high, "Forgive me for being bohemian and loving freedom".

I was not surprised at all by Wang Zijin's homecoming.

"Aze, why are you here? Sister Zijin's "surprised" tone.

"I went down to the communication room to get the courier from Uncle Meng. ”

"Where's the courier?"

"The courier hasn't arrived!" Qin Ze said quietly: "I received a 999 air crit." ”

The corners of Wang Zijin's mouth twitched.