256 One, two, three, four, five!
One of them carried a snack on his back and a drink in his hand, and the supervisor ate and drank Lazar. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The other carries 5 mobile phones and is in charge of social networking.
The third person carried a thick script and was in charge of business.
The fourth one seems to be a foreigner, a middle-aged woman with a deep bird's nest, presumably, she must be the one in charge of the SPA.
Before stepping into the scene, Social King Kong first used a stand to carry a mobile phone to help Han Fan take a selfie, and then announced the status: "Another day's work has begun! Babies work hard together! "Love You in a Billion Years" is about to be finished! Come on, come on, come on!"
Although this is a disgusting state, it can be predicted that such a state will have more than 10 Li Yan's shouts and 5 Qi Aotian's confessions, and there are 10,000 old drama bones in between.
Subsequently, eat and drink King Kong tore open the fat-free yogurt for Han Fan to suck lightly.
Business King Kong whispered in his ear what to do.
SPA King Kong seized the time to rub his shoulders.
Han Fan finally stepped into the scene!
The assistant director has been standing in Han Fan's position waiting for him to arrive, and Han Fan also knows where to go.
Getting closer, getting closer, this is Han Fan!
It's really handsome!
The skin is white and beautiful, the eyebrows are clear, and there is a bad rebellion in the eyes.
The three BOYS who are not as popular as him, and those who like them are more yearning for virginity and positive energy.
But for Han Fan, there is no doubt that there will be an extra sexual desire and sexual rebellion, and he is worthy of being the second-ranked ideal female sex partner.
Han Fan walked to the assistant director's position a little lazily, waved his hand without looking, and signaled that your function has been completed, you can get out, and the assistant director will get out of here like a crazy donkey.
"Huh?" Han Fan realized that there was a Teletubbies in front of him, "Didn't you say that this scene was said to the air?"
The four eyes face each other, when the second sees the first.
Even if Li Xuan is a Teletubbies, it is still difficult to hide his unique temperament and beautiful light.
Even Han Fan didn't feel shocked.
Since birth, he has never felt shaken in his status and should be the most popular man.
But at this moment, the Teletubbies in front of him were about to destroy all this in a trance.
This Teletubbie, although he is dressed in a fancy dress and has an antenna on his head, his eyes are more perfect than himself, his eyebrows are more delicate than his own, his nose is more upturned than his own, and his chin is sharper than his own......
Oh my God, it's only a little bit better in every place......
Why, the final outcome is so obvious!
Teletubbies smiled, hum, it's just second.
The two didn't have time to talk, and the director was already counting down.
Li Yan is also ready for this experience, and the lines of the three rounds have long been memorized.
Han Fan would first say "I'm here to kill you!", and then say "What?" himself, "What?"
Han Fan said again, "On behalf of thousands of living beings on the ground, I will break you into thousands of pieces!" and then said to himself, "Presumptuous!"
Han Fan finally said, "Chu Xiang, I'm going to avenge you!", and then said to himself, "Go die!".
For Li Yi, his performance could have had a change in expression, but the scale was a bit difficult to grasp, it was too heavy to be pretentious, and it was better to have nothing if it was too light, so the director proposed the safest plan, just be expressionless, so that it can bring out the arrogance and stability of the big insect demon king, which is his consistent requirement for Xiao Xianrou.
The final countdown.
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
“action!!”
The camera began to push and pull, the joystick began to shake, and Li Yan couldn't help but be a little nervous.
Han Fan just kept staring at him, revealing a handsome expression.
Hurry up and say the lines!
Finally, after playing handsome enough, Han Fan raised his eyebrows and blurted out angry lines-
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!!"
What the!?!!!
Li Yan couldn't control his expression, he was very flustered and at a loss, extremely exciting, what are you talking about? What the hell is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven???
Instinctive questioning blurted out—
"What ?!!"
Han Fan didn't want to draw his sword and said angrily: "Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!"
There are also pauses and long notes in the middle of this Nima!!
Li Yi probably understood the situation and immediately found his lines.
"Presumptuous!!"
But I saw Han Fan turn around and jump, and shook the horizontal sword!
"Four-two-three-one, five-six, one-three-eight!!"
Oh my God, the lines this time are so complicated, there must be a deep meaning!
Li Yan couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Go die!!"
"CUT!!" The director shouted out the closing remarks, and applauded first, "Okay, good!!Teacher Li can! Is it the first time to act? Super level play! Super level, very in place!!"
One pass, it's amazing!
Li Yan was already sweating profusely, this super level is really a coincidence, my emotions and expressions are purely instinctive reactions! This is the surprise in the face of 1234567, the anger in the face of 7654321, and the deep thinking in the face of 423156138! Everything is a true expression!
"These numbers ...... What does that mean?" Li Yan finally asked this question to Han Fan in front of him.
"Life is short, who has time to memorize lines, just another lip shape. Han Fan frowned and said, "You are Li Yan?"
"Fortunately. Li Yan took off the antenna above his head.
"Hmm. After Han Fan confirmed, he immediately turned his head, "The screenwriter comes over and adds a play." ”
The man with bags under his eyes trembled, his crotch tightened, and he looked at the director blankly.
The flesh on the director's face squeezed together, and he said to the megaphone, "Teacher Han...... This original plot is a big earthquake.,Directly crushed the demon king to death.,If you fight like this.,I'm afraid there's trouble.,After all, the big devil's body is made of special effects......"
"Fans want to watch me play, don't you show some sincerity?"
"But this ......"
Han Fan raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
Hidden figures appear.
Take the fifth Donkey Kong with you!
Screenwriter King Kong!
A middle-aged bald head rushed in.
Yes, Han Fan's entourage team even includes private screenwriters, so it is more convenient to change the play, and there is no need to ask for help!
Han Fan instructed bluntly: "Add a fight scene, I will beat him, and the fight will be worse, and then there will be a big earthquake." ”
????
It turns out that it can still be like this!
So the question is, have you ever added a bed scene?!
Screenwriter King Kong nodded again and again, and then ran to the man with bags under his eyes to start discussing.
"Hey............" the director slapped his thigh and let out a long exhalation, "Let's eat." ”
saw Li Yan raise his hand and said, "Don't bother, I'm in a hurry, I'll quit." ”
"Ahh
Teacher Li's conscience!