Chapter 606: Meat Jokes and Palmistry

"Come, Donnie, drink some juice to quench the fire, don't be a general acquaintance. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Yukiko smiled and poured him a glass of juice, her big watery eyes were full of smiles, and she said secretly, hehe, if he opens up, this mouth is really angry.

Donnie drank the juice in one gulp, he was in a beautiful mood, and he didn't teach Liu Chen to highlight his high-end, but went to chat with Xuezi, his hand slowly stretched out again, and said with a smile: "Miss Xuezi, I know that you love Chinese culture, I specially learned a Chinese joke to tell you, last week, I had a bodyguard who took the doctor's prescription for a long time, and finally couldn't go to the shopping guide to ask the little nurse, 'Where is this 13 ultrasound?' The little nurse pointed to it and smiled: 'It's not 13 ultra, it's B ultrasound.' My bodyguard said angrily: '****, you are too open! Come back and tell me, amuse me to death.' ”

Talking and laughing, it made Xuezi's face embarrassed, and the two tall and beautiful waitresses also blushed, just now I saw this old guy choking with the students on the side, isn't it funny, and in a blink of an eye, they began to tell meat jokes, they heard this kind of most in the box, and the big boss played mostly female secretaries and waiters.

Donnie slapped the table and smiled, leaning back and forth, and getting closer to Yukiko, this kind of meat joke is the best way to bring the male and female defense line closer, as long as this kind of joke is accepted, it will be much easier to start touching it in the next step, this is the best way to test the bottom line step by step.

"Last month, I went to France, to say that the French are open, on a street in the center of the city, a row of beautiful little girls waiting for guests on the street, an octogenarian woman who came to travel from China saw it, and asked curiously: 'What are you waiting for?' The little girl said angrily: 'Wait for the lollipop!', the old woman from China also lined up to join the queue to wait for candy, but was arrested by the police, and the police asked her: 'Can you do it if you have all your teeth?' The old woman smiled and said: 'I can lick it!'"

"Hahaha...... , funny, there is such a stupid comparison in Huaxia, and I haven't seen the world at first glance!"

Referring to Sang scolding Huai and humiliating Liu Chen.

As Donnie spoke, a thief's hand was getting closer and closer to Yukiko's body, and laughing so loudly could also be of great help, while the two waitress girls had embarrassed faces.

Yukiko is even more disgusting.

was originally indifferent to these men who coveted her, but now she is bent on catching Liu Chen, and she is even more disgusted with other men, and she doesn't even want to look at it.

I didn't expect this old pervert to come to this set again, the dirty hand was about to touch her, the body was already tilted 45 degrees, glanced at Liu Chen for help, Liu Chen pretended not to see it, the big beauty frowned, very annoyed, the thighs in high heels stretched out to Liu Chen's body, the higher and higher they stretched, the long heels touched his inner thighs.

Liu Chen frowned, he still wanted to see how the little goblin dealt with the old color.

Donnie only felt that this trick was effective, and the disgusting heat was only a few centimeters away from Yukiko's big mouth, and the thief's eyes kept looking at her chest, ...... deeply

Xuezi was very annoyed, the high heels rubbed gently on Liu Chen's thighs, and looked at it with silky eyes, this was obviously a fire, Liu Chen secretly said that this is really a goblin, and a hand quietly reached under the table and grabbed the dishonest foot......

Donnie felt that he would be able to get started soon, as long as he did, it would be easy to do, grinning and laughing: "Last week, after my other bodyguard did an infertility test in the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check if the number of tadpoles in his small tadpoles had decreased, gave him a small sealed glass jar, and asked him to go home and pack some samples to bring. ”

The next day, he went again, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty. My bodyguard was embarrassed to explain: 'Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement, I tried with my left hand instead, but it still didn't work, I called my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it didn't work.' I told her to use her mouth, and she used all the strength to feed, but there was still no way. ’”

Donnie said proudly, and the groping hand was already outstretched.

The female doctor's face flushed. My bodyguard kept saying, 'My cousin just came to my house to play, she is relatively young and has good physical strength, so I asked her to help.' She also used her hands first, then her mouth, and almost ......''Stop!'' The female doctor couldn't hold back any longer, and cried out, 'You ask your cousin to help you do this kind of thing?' The bodyguard said, 'She's glad she's happy!' But she still can't! I'm just coming to you to see if you can help me...... When the female doctor heard this, she stood up and asked angrily, 'Can I help you with anything?' Haha, my bodyguard said, 'Can you open the lid of this glass jar!'"

Donnie was the first to laugh after speaking, touched his hand, pointed to the two waiters and smiled: "You two are blushing, hehe, your thoughts are not pure, you must have thought of something you shouldn't think." ”

The two little girls bowed their heads in shame, secretly ashamed that the old pervert was making fun of them.

Donnie's tricks were all used to disguise his purpose of stretching out his groping hand, but it didn't feel right when he touched it, why shouldn't it be tender, slippery, like a shelled egg, why is it so hard, what the hell!

Isn't it Liu Chen's hand, and said coldly: "Mr. Downey's bodyguards are not in good health, either they go to the hospital for B ultrasound, or they are infertility." ”

As he spoke, he squeezed his big fat hand hard, as if he was playing with an iron egg in his hand, bending and deforming the fat hand, Donnie grinned in pain, and could hear the sound of bones moving.

"Loosen up, let go, your hand is going to break. Donnie couldn't help but exclaim.

Liu Chen pinched it a few more times before letting go, and said with a smile: "Mr. Donnie, I will pinch your palms, your hands are fat and greasy, which means that you are very sleek, and your palms are relaxed, which can indicate that your kidneys are not very good, I'm afraid it is not easy to lift, and the durability is not good, it is best to take a B ultrasound, by the way, check the number of tadpoles, by the way, you should have children, right?"

Donnie withdrew his hand and kept rubbing it, damn it, it hurt to death, and shouted, "It's none of your business if you have a child." ”

"If you have a child, it's best to do a paternity test, if you haven't given birth yet, I'm afraid you won't be able to give birth, I'm from Huaxia, I know an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating your symptoms, do you want me to call you?"

"No need, my kidneys are very good, you Chinese bullshit Chinese medicine are all fools, do you think I look like ***?" Donny huffed angrily, eager to kick Liu Chen to death, and said secretly, with this little cub, he will definitely not be able to take advantage of it, and he has to find a way to get him out.

Liu Chen looked at him seriously and said firmly: "Like, very like, it's almost printed on the door of the head." (To be continued.) )