"Congratulations, you grabbed Brother Qiangdong's 200,000 Jingdong coupons, which have been included in the shopping mall!"

"Congratulations, you have grabbed the first competition track of "Singer 2017" directed by Hong Tao, which has been put into the backpack and can be withdrawn and used!"

"Congratulations, you grabbed Dong Chou's "Qili Xiang" album, which has been put into the backpack and can be withdrawn and used!"

"The hand is slow, the red envelope is finished!"

"The hand is slow, the red envelope is finished!"

"Congratulations, you have grabbed the [Cello Elementary Skill Book] of the YOYO horse, which has been put into the backpack and can be withdrawn and used!"

"Congratulations, you grabbed Brother Han's [On-site Hosting Experience Book], which has been put into the backpack and can be withdrawn and used!"

"Congratulations, you grabbed Zhong Xiaowa's [Actor's Kiss Skills Experience Book], which has been put into the backpack and can be withdrawn and used!"

“……”

In less than ten minutes, Li Zhifan grabbed seven or eight items. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There are chicken ribs, treasures, and all kinds of unbelievable items.

For example, Zhong Xiaowa's [Actor's Kiss Skills Experience Book], Li Zhifan doesn't know what this thing is for.

Do you still need acting skills to kiss?

I haven't seen any actor who has won the actor by kissing skills!

"Zhifan, it's time for you to wait!"

Just after half past seven, the field affairs in charge of all the actors ran in and called Li Zhifan.

The actors who opened the show have to wait on stage until the party starts, and they can't come down until the opening is over.

This is also to ensure that nothing goes wrong, if there is a mistake in the opening, the party will be completely ruined.

Li Zhifan sat down at the piano until he was still grabbing the red envelope.

Confirming that the scene was passing by him, seeing this scene, he couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, these big-name actors are relaxed, not to mention Li Zhifan, several other pianists are also playing with their mobile phones at the moment.

Some are reading letters and voice chatting, some are playing mobile games, and some are ...... is grabbing red envelopes like Li Zhifan.

Among the stars.

Big teacher: "Hey, the Spring Festival Gala is about to start, Mr. Sa, why don't you have this session?"

Xiaosa: "I'm in charge of hosting the online Spring Festival Gala this year, aren't you here too?

Big teacher: "That's not a conflict! The online Spring Festival Gala is recorded!"

Xiao Sa: "Okay, okay, I'll be anxious with you when I mention this stubble again!"

Teacher He: "Haha, Xiaosa, if you are lonely tonight, remember to lock our Mango TV and watch the Chinese New Year's Eve special of "Star Detective". ”

Big Teacher: "I've got me in this episode!"

Xiao Sa: "You are everywhere!"

Xue Zhiqian: "Happy Spring Festival, good luck, in this happy festival, I hope you will prosper in the coming year, make a fortune, and wish everyone a prosperous Year of the Rooster!"

Rain God: "Don't talk about chickens, civilization depends on everyone!"

Chichi: "It's still Lao Xiao's high consciousness, but Lao Xue is too dirty!"

Xue Zhiqian: "You haven't seen anything dirtier!"

Teacher: "What?"

Leehom: "Humility is driving!"

International Fan: "Di!

Doctor: "Drip medical card!"

Zhang Hanyu: "Drop!

“……”

Xue Zhiqian: "Don't, it's the New Year, I'm at home, my dad is right in front of me!"

Peng Yuyan: "Lao Xue's joke is not yet an export chapter?"

Chichi: "Dirty or Zhang?"

Xue Zhiqian: "Hey! Neuropathy? Don't make trouble! What kind of car do you drive during the New Year! You should find a little brother!"

Little brother Demon King: "Everyone agrees with Xue Xue to drive, call 666!"

“666！”

“666！”

“666！”

“……”

The voice of the masses was loud, maybe it was because he couldn't stand everyone's compulsion, or maybe he was willing from the bottom of his heart, Xue Zhiqian had no choice but to say: "Okay, it's very hard to think about jokes, but it's even more difficult to dirty jokes." ”

Teacher: "You can just say a paragraph!"

Chichi: "Wait a minute, I saw a couple in the post bar in the afternoon, so you can imitate it!"

A moment later, a picture was posted.

Pictured is a chat conversation.

The first dialog box reads: "Hmph, someone punched you in the chest with a small fist!!"

The following is followed by another paragraph: "I obviously want to sleep, hum! I blame you, and I don't coax people! People want to cry so much, beat your chest, big bad guy!! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ baa QAQ beat your chest, you are so annoying! I want to hug ......

After reading this text, Xue Zhiqian directly sent a blood-vomiting expression, and then said: "Where did you find this kind of picture? It's disgusting!"

Chichi: "Hahahahaha...... Quick, send a voice!"

Liu Yan: "It's so numb! I read it by myself just now, and the people next to me are about to vomit!"

International Fan: "As a girl, I can't even speak. ”

Big Black Bull: "Be good! Read it to me alone at night!"

Chichi: "Don't show off the two of you, Lao Xue, read it quickly!"

Teacher He: "I'm ready to record, this section is definitely going to be popular!"

Xiao Sa: "Lao He is too bad, I'm ready too!"

God operator Huang Laoxi: "It's better not to post Weibo if you want to record this, let's just listen to it in private!"

Xue Zhiqian: "Hey, I won't talk about it! Before this starts, you will discuss how to harm me." ”

Chichi: "Don't hurt you, whoever of us is a puppy!"

Big teacher: "Teacher Xue, you can send it out, and then withdraw it in a minute!"

Li Zhifan secretly looked forward to it, and he also wanted to hear it.

But waited until eight o'clock, the Spring Festival Gala started, and Xue Zhiqian's audio was not released.

Li Zhifan had no choice but to put down his mobile phone and finish the performance first.

……

Online.

With the start of the Spring Festival Gala, netizens' complaints also began.

"Wow!

"It's okay, it's worse than the one in '12, it's okay compared to the previous year. ”

"Is there no funding for the Spring Festival Gala?

"It is estimated that it is in response to the call of the country, so it is simply held!"

"No matter how luxurious the stage design is, there is no atmosphere of previous years. ”

"When I was a child, I really can't get back the feeling of the New Year. ”

"When I was a child, I had a happy year, and when I grew up, I had a reunion year. When I was a child, I longed for reunion, and when I grew up, I longed for happiness. ”

"When I was a child, I liked to eat snacks and play around during the Chinese New Year, and then I wanted to meet the people I liked during the New Year's holidays. ”

"Alas, have a good New Year, so sad that you are talking about it!"

"Let's watch the Spring Festival Gala, this kind of program that doesn't need a brain may be able to numb our hearts when we grow up. ”

"The song "Spring Festival Overture" is very good, right?"

"It should be created for the Spring Festival, and I can already predict that all programs related to the Spring Festival in the future may play this music. ”

"Those pianists are too hidden to be seen if you don't pay attention. ”

"It's okay, I'm at the scene, I can still see it. ”

"Is it really a bullet?"

"It's a real bullet, you can tell by looking at their hands!"

"Fake! Absolutely, it is impossible for the Spring Festival Gala to let the real play, unless the ones who sing in the back are all real singing!"

"It should be true, right? These are all famous young pianists in China. ”

"Who do you know? I don't know any of them!"

"Didn't you see Li Zhifan?"

"There's Li Zhifan? Oh, I think of it, his name is on the program list, it turns out to be playing the piano!"

"Where? Why doesn't the director give the camera?"

"I just gave it, two or three seconds!"

"That's too picky, isn't it? It's only two or three seconds......

"The director team of the Spring Festival Gala must be two or three seconds!"

"Poof, what about the woman?"

"(squinting smiles) for two or three seconds!"

"Ahem...... I didn't understand!"

"It's dirty!"

"I don't understand either!"

……

Scene.

Mom: "Dad, Mom! Look there, Zhifan is on it!"

Grandpa: "Huh, I can't see clearly!"

Grandma: "See, see! Isn't that one in a white suit?"

Mom: "Yes, that's it!"

Grandma: "Yo, my precious grandson!"

Round table in the front row.

Dad happily introduced to the other actors around him: "This "Spring Festival Overture" was written by my son, isn't it amazing?"

"Awesome!" a young actress laughed, "You are Li Zhifan's father!"

"Hey, it's me......!"

……

Halfway through the opening dance, the five hosts passed through the dance group and began to announce the curtain in turn:

"China Central Television!"

"China Central Television!"

"Here is the live ...... of the 2017 Spring Festival Gala"

All the details of the show, down to the second.

When the hosts appeared on stage en masse and finished hosting the opening remarks, the music stopped.

The first show is a sketch, and the actors are famous sketch actors Feng Neng and Liu Limei.

All language programmes are on the second stage.

While the sketch was performing, all the actors on the main stage hurried to leave, and the next show on the main stage also hurried to prepare.

Offstage.

Grandma looked at the sketch show on the small stage and said in surprise: "It turns out that the sketches are all performed here?"

Mom smiled: "I only started to do this in recent years, but we didn't see it like this before." ”

Grandpa sighed: "I still remember the first Spring Festival Gala, when more than a dozen families in a compound were crowded together to watch, and we had a TV in a large courtyard, which was very lively, and now it is ...... Alas, every house has a TV, and I just sit there and watch it, and I don't feel like I used to. ”

years are the lives of the poor.

In the past, the family sat at a table to share a chicken, and there were only two chicken legs.

Now that I am rich, I want as many chicken legs as I want, and I don't have the joy of sharing when I was poor.

When I was a child, Nian was the few pieces of candy that my father bought, the new clothes made by my mother, the few cents that I was reluctant to spend in my pocket, and the whip that cracked and splashed gold.

When I grew up, the year was crowded in the supermarket, the meals that no one could eat after working for half a day, the rush from south to north, and the chaos of night as day.

Life is getting richer and richer, but that happiness is getting farther and farther away from us.

……

Lounge.

After Li Zhifan came back, Tao Jun was the only one left in the house.

"Teacher Tao!"

Li Zhifan asked, "What about my dad?"

"Oh, I'm going to watch the show before!"

Tao Jun said, "Hurry up and change your clothes and prepare, our show will be here soon." ”

"Good!"

While changing clothes, Li Zhifan turned on his old mobile phone again.

He was still thinking about Xue Zhiqian's "small fist punching your chest", but only saw a withdrawn message.

Still, there are many people who have kept the evidence.

Big teacher: "Hey, why are you in a hurry to withdraw? Teacher Xue, I'll record half of it." ”

Chichi: "I'm still smart, and I just found out that as long as I collect it, I can listen to it if he deletes it, and I can share it in the group." ”

Xiao Sa: "Let's hear it again!"

Xue Zhiqian: "Don't! Don't! He, what are the requirements, let's talk in private?"

Chichi: "Okay, what's wrong with this, I'll go to your house tomorrow, or will you come to my house?"

Xue Zhiqian: "...... I'll go find you!"

Chi Chi: "Get ready for the New Year's red envelope......!

Big Black Bull: "I'll go, it's so cheap!"

This topic has stopped here, and it has been gossip all the time.

Li Zhifan quickly browsed to the bottom and was about to quit, but a new reminder of joining the group suddenly appeared:

Li Yugang joined the group chat and changed the group's business card to Yugang. ”

A new member joined, and the conversation of the group friends immediately turned to Li Yugang.

Teacher: "Teacher Li is here, welcome, welcome!" Happy New Year!"

Xiao Sa: "Gangzi is here, Happy New Year!"

Teacher He: "Xiao Li is going to the Spring Festival Gala this year, right?"

Yugang: "Yes! When I was chatting with Brother Cheng just now, he added me to WeChat and pulled me in, I didn't expect so many people to be there, happy new year everyone!"

Xue Zhiqian: "I always thought that Mr. Li was the kind of person who was not born, and I had several opportunities to share the stage with Mr. Li, and I was not embarrassed to say hello. ”

Yugang: "Haha, how can there be, the outside world is all nonsense, I just believe in Buddhism, and Buddhist classics can give me a lot of inspiration, I have a very good relationship with Teacher Da, Xiao Sa, and Teacher He." ”

Xiao Yueyue: "Brother Li, don't we have a good relationship?"

Yugang: "You're here too! Happy New Year!"

Xiao Yueyue: "Give out red envelopes!"

Chichi: "Is that straightforward?"

Li Yugang is not a person who twists it, he will send it when he says it.

Watching the red envelope come out, Li Zhifan was a little more direct.

"The hand is slow, the red envelope is finished!"

Huh? This staring at grabbing red envelopes, how can you still miss?

I just saw that the group suddenly quarreled.

Xiao Sa: "Just one?"

Teacher He: "I can't stand it anymore!"

Han Hong: "I'm so angry that I want to hit someone!"

Chichi: "Even Teacher Han is alarmed, Yugang, you have angered the public!"

Yugang: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake!"

God of Songs: "I just saw the message, and it was gone when I came in!"

Yugang: "The god of song is also here, then I'll send a few more!"

Then, Li Yugang sent out another red envelope.

Everyone went to grab it, and the result was ...... Okay, I sent two of them this time.

And the strange thing is that the people who grabbed the 200 red envelopes were: Daheiniu 0.23 yuan, director Hong Tao 199.77.

The group broke out again in an instant.

Chichi: "No!"

Xiao Sa: "Gangzi, you won't be like this if you want to be a singer, right?"

Director Hong Tao: "(crying expression) Yugang, I haven't even agreed to come for five seasons!

Han Hong: "Go ahead, this show is very good! However, let's make a clear deal about the red envelope today." ”

Li Yugang himself was speechless, without saying a word, and silently sent a red envelope again.

His third red envelope, Li Zhifan finally grabbed it......