Chapter 5 Practices

"No, absolutely not, the Xuanhuang Sect will not receive you, you can dream of it!"

Hearing Xu Rushuang's words, Bai Xiaolu's expression was full of madness.

With her ears that were still bleeding at this time, her originally beautiful face was indescribably hideous!

"Senior sister!"

The tall man shouted, wanting to stop Bai Xiaolu.

After all, the woman in front of her is terrifying.

Is it the Holy Lord of the Hundred Flowers Holy Land to be counted separately first, just this strength, it is easy to destroy the Xuanhuang Sect.

If it is said that going to live in the Xuanhuang Sect for two days will be refused, in case this woman gets angry, the entire Xuanhuang Sect may suffer!

"I don't care, don't you want to go to the Xuanhuang Sect, the Xuanhuang Sect will definitely not accept a waste like you!"

However, Bai Xiaolu had already been stimulated a little crazy at this time, where did he care so much, pointing at Su Mu's nose, it was a wild squirt.

"Su Mu, you are a garbage waste that I don't look down on!"

"How can you get the favor of the empress, how can you live better than me!"

"If you go to Xuanhuang Sect, I will definitely ask the master to kill you as soon as possible!"

Syllable!

It's just that Bai Xiaolu was only halfway through shouting, and suddenly there was a bright red slap mark on his face.

Xu Rushuang was stunned, the tall man was stunned, and Bai Xiaolu stayed in place.

Su Mu stood in front of Bai Xiaolu and shook his palms gently.

"You hit me, you dare to hit me?"

Bai Xiaolu covered her face, her eyes widened, and her face was incredulous!

Su Mu!

This once super licking dog.

Su Mu, who used to follow behind him, was obedient to himself, and even scolded and would only smile at himself like a fool, actually beat himself!

"I'm the one who hit you!"

Su Mu looked at Bai Xiaolu coldly, and said solemnly: "I tell you, it's true that I'm a waste, everyone in this world can say that I'm a waste, but you Bai Xiaolu is not worthy!"

"You were hunted down by the enemy, and I rescued you! You have no food, I gave you food!"

"Even, you found out that you have the talent of cultivating immortals, and it was my Su family who took the money to send you away!"

"If it weren't for me Su Mu, you would be a stinky beggar on the street now! As far as I am concerned, I am a reborn parent, and you dare to insult your father and mother like this, it is unfilial!"

Syllable!

Su Mu said, raising his hand and slapping again.

This time, Bai Xiaolu also had an extra slap print on the other half of her face.

"It's just the first time, and there's a second one!"

Anyway, the fight was fought, and Su Mu also let go, and then said proudly: "The Su family has a life-saving grace for you, if there is no Su family, don't talk about cultivating immortals, your dog's life may not be there!"

"Even if I Su Mu saves a dog, the dog will repay me and take care of the home for my Su family. ”

"But not only do you not repay your kindness, but you also take everything for granted, and even openly insult the head of the Su family as a waste, and not repaying your kindness is regarded as unkind and unjust!"

Su Mu spoke sonorously and loudly, and the entire Su family hall fell into silence.

The tall man on the side listened to Su Mu's words, and his face also showed a thoughtful look.

At the beginning, he looked at it from Bai Xiaolu's point of view, and everything Bai Xiaolu did seemed to be taken for granted.

But now that he thinks about it, he suddenly discovers that every one of these things that Bai Xiaolu does is actually the kind of lack of virtue and smoke, and there is vanity everywhere!

After thinking about it, the tall man hesitated a little.

Can this kind of woman really marry and become a Taoist couple?

"You're unkind!"

Bai Xiaolu has always regarded herself as a goddess, the kind of woman who has no shortcomings.

In her own heart, she is perfect, and there is nothing wrong with what she does!

But at this time, one by one, they were listed by Su Muluo, especially that she had nowhere to refute, which made Bai Xiaolu scream wildly.

"You deserve it, I didn't let you save me, you were willing!" Bai Xiaolu was slapped by two slaps, and at this time, sitting on the ground, she was very shrewd scolding the street.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't know how to refute Su Mu, so I simply sprinkled it directly.

Syllable!

For this kind of behavior, Su Mu was also unceremoniously, and directly slapped it out again.

This time, Bai Xiaolu's face had another slap print.

"Damn, no wonder this kind of thing is also spoken, it's so thick-skinned!"

Su Mu shook his aching hand and said, "When you were in trouble, you knew that I, Su Mu, had an interest in you, so you pretended to be an alliance and asked me for resources everywhere!

"Later, you found out your talent for cultivating immortals, and you felt that the Su family and I, Su Mu, were useless with you, so you married a new love in the new sect and found a backer!"

"Obviously there is a marriage contract, but you have to be unclear with other men, and even come to the door to regret the marriage, this is infidelity, this slap is your infidelity!"

"This brother, you must be Bai Xiaolu's new man, right?"

Su Mu raised his head.

The tall man who asked in one sentence turned blue and white for a while.

It's as disgusting as eating a dead mouse!

For these, Su Mu didn't seem to see it at all, and said to himself: "Brother Ren dares to find this kind of woman, Su admires it so much!"

"But Brother Ren should also be careful, this woman doesn't need the resources of the Su family today, she will leave me looking for you all over the place, and you will be stronger when I meet you in the future, maybe I will kick you too!

The corners of the tall man's mouth twitched, dragging his chin into deep thought.

I've never thought about it that much before.

Now listen to what Su Mu said......

It seems like this could happen!

Thinking like this, the tall man's eyes when he looked at Bai Xiaolu also changed.

From the original eagerness, there is gradually a little more vigilance!

"Senior Brother Zhang, don't listen to his nonsense, I am wholeheartedly devoted to you!

Seeing the change in the tall man's eyes, Bai Xiaolu also panicked, and quickly began to show his loyalty.

However, even though she spat lotus flowers, the tall man's eyes still showed distrust when he looked at him.

Su Mu smiled!

He had seen this kind of thing a lot in his previous life, as long as there was a little estrangement between the two of them, he would not be happy in that life!

"Su Mu!"

"You...... You...... You ......"

Bai Xiaolu was completely dizzy at this time.

She was not a person who could speak well, and she could have been able to suppress Su Mu all the time.

It's because the original Su Mu is infatuated with her, plus the stupidest.

But that's just the original Su Mu, and the current Su Mu won't get used to her stinky body!

At this time, he pointed at Su Mu for a long time, and he didn't say anything else!

"Dare to refer to Lao Tzu?"

Su Mu glared, raised his hand and slapped again.

Syllable!

Crisp and loud!

Xu Rushuang and the tall man were silent, quietly looking at Su Mu, waiting for Su Mu's next words.

Because according to the convention of the first three slaps, every time he finishes a slap, Su Mu will tell a bunch of truths!

Su Mu, after slapping this slap, closed his eyes and thought about it, and couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth.

It's embarrassing!

No words!

Su Mu swore that this was the first time in his two lives that he had scolded people to the point of running out of words.

When he opened his eyes, he found that the tall man and Xu Rushuang were both looking at him, Su Mu coughed lightly twice in line with the principle of not being cold, and said, "Just now I slapped you twice on the right side of the face and one on the left cheek, which may cause uneven force!"

"This slap is to keep your face symmetrical!"

Ga –

In a word!

The whole lobby was in a stupor!

I thought that Su Mu would say something high-minded again, but I didn't expect that it would just come in the end!

"Su Mu, I'll kill you!"

Bai Xiaolu finally broke out completely, and when her palm flipped, a long sword appeared in her hand, and she rushed towards Su Mu desperately.

Rumble!

However, she had just raised her hand!

A terrifying coercion descended directly, slapping Bai Xiaolu directly to the ground!

Xu Rushuang stood aside with a cold face.

"If you dare to be rude to the emperor again, there will be no forgiveness for killing!"