"Brother, do you have a girlfriend?

"Okay, shall we take the video?"

The other party sent a playful smile: "People are wearing pajamas now, do you want to take a look?"

Lu Chengda's heart was beating wildly, almost jumping out of his chest, Lao Tzu had stayed up for so long, this was the moment he was waiting for! Without thinking, he clicked the send button of "video". But at this moment, he accidentally kicked the computer plug under the table, and suddenly the screen went black, Lu Chengda was frustrated, slapped the keyboard hard, connected the plug as quickly as possible, and restarted the computer.

He reconnected to the network and clicked on MSN, and the other party was already on the offline list. Excited, he grabbed the mouse, slammed it against the computer screen, and slowly calmed down after a few minutes, and hurriedly left a message to Xiaoxiao: "Good sister, I'm sorry, my brother dropped the line just now, you must come tomorrow night, my brother will wait for you until dawn." ”

On Tuesday morning, Liao Xuebing came to school with a tired body, he had a cold, and he couldn't sleep well all night, which was really hard.

Lu Chengda, the head teacher of the second class of the year, also had two giant panda eyes, and Liao Xuebing patted him on the shoulder vigorously and smiled: "Teacher Lu, why didn't you call us last night?"

"Don't mention it, I changed my homework overnight. Lu Chengda waved his hand and dozed off on the desk.

"Ignore him," Jiang Feng said, "He has never liked to deal with people." ”

The second class is a Chinese class, Liao Xuebing has made a lot of full preparations in advance, this text is written by a scholar in modern times, expounding the origin and viewpoint, historical value, and literary value of the "Historical Records" from all aspects.

Lao Liao has already studied, so he is not in a hurry, and he is sure that there will be no more ugliness of yesterday's "Hamlet", and when he came to the classroom with a large number of books, he found that the students' eyes were very different from yesterday. Zhong Bai was a little complacent, shaking his legs and winking at the other students, while Pei Xiaodan was sluggish and very sleepy; and Four Eyes lowered the value of Teacher Liao's force on the computer by another 10 points through Zhong Bai's description, and increased the value of guts to 50.

Although Liao Xuebing quoted scriptures and classics in class and danced well, there was finally no smart student like Pei Xiaodan who interjected and thought it was very vivid, but still not many people were listening carefully. He didn't have much teaching experience, so he finished it all in just twenty minutes, and then he didn't know what to say.

Wang Long, the representative of the physical education class, raised his hand and said: "Teacher, tomorrow we will hold a school-wide football match, let's talk about who our class will send to participate!"

"Soccer game, what soccer game, why haven't I heard of it?"

"That's right, teacher, in order to promote the physical fitness of students, the school holds a football league every autumn, and it will officially start tomorrow. The students of the first class of the third grade invited our class to have a warm-up game with them this afternoon, and they also wrote the battle book, but the football team of our class has not yet been formed. Wang Lung spoke eloquently.

"Why didn't you say it earlier? Show me the battle book for the first class of the third grade. Liao Xuebing took the envelope with the challenge written on the cover, took it out and looked at it, it read: "All the boys in the second class of the second year will meet us on the football field this afternoon, bet a thousand yuan, and if you lose, you have to declare that you are a bad breed on the campus network." Class 1 of 3 years, September 23. ”

Liao Xuebing didn't care about the vulgar words in the challenge book, and it also involved gambling and personal attacks, so he was so angry that he smoked and said, "Wang Lung, if you still want to lose face, you will beat them." Immediately form six people, go to training, run in and run-in, I approve you don't have to go to class today. ”

Wang Lung was stunned: "How can six people be enough? Together with the goalkeeper, there are at least eleven people." ”

"Oh, I thought there were as many people in football as there were in volleyball. Liao Xuebing had no intention of saying the wrong thing, so he had to cover it up with ignorance, which gave his students the impression of an idiot, in fact, he still knows a lot about football. "Everyone who thinks he's a man stands up. I'm going to be a coach to train you myself. ”

Some people were still hesitating, but when they saw Cui Zheng, Zhong Bai, and Ah Hu standing up, they also stood up. Someone said: "Chen Younian, you sisssy, sit down, don't waste a place in vain, four-eyed, you are less than five feet tall and weigh less than 100 pounds, sit down quickly." ”

Except for some weak physiques and two people missing, Ah Hu said lightly: "When we call Meng Jun and Li Yuzhong who are absent from school in the afternoon, it's almost over, I want to see how the teacher trains us." ”

Yes, I've been in class for a few days, and I haven't even seen some of my classmates.

From now on, you are the captain, you don't have to go to the next class, take everyone to the court. I'll write you a note and go to the sports equipment room to get a football. Liao Xuebing gave orders in all directions.

"Teacher, won't you go over and train us together?" Ah Hu turned back to him.

"Oh, classmate Ye Yuhu, you go first, I still have to go to class, and there is still half an hour. ”

Nine people walked away at once, and the classroom suddenly became empty, and they couldn't find words for a while, so they could only take turns asking questions about the content of today's lecture and asking them to copy the text.

"Classmate Pei Xiaodan, why do you look absent-minded, you were still so energetic yesterday ......?"

Pei Xiaodan was shocked when he heard this: "No, no, no!"

Liao Xuebing looked through the "challenge book" in boredom and found that there were two traces of alteration on it, and the handwriting was not the same in some places, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's a trick!"

After class, I rushed to the football field and saw that it was empty, what did they do? Could it be that the challenge book was made up out of thin air?

There was still one class time before school ended, Lao Liao worked hard in the office for an hour, compared the handwriting on the challenge book and the students' homework books, and found that the handwriting was almost the same as Cui Zheng's, and couldn't help sighing: "It turned out that it was really made up to deceive me, why do they want this wonderful way to collectively skip school?"

Asked other teachers, the school does hold a football league, and it will indeed start tomorrow, Liao Xuebing began to scratch his head.

After a while, he finally gritted his teeth and said: "You are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, you always have to pay it back when you come out to mix." I picked up a clean letter and wrote a challenge book according to the style, but it was in the name of this class to challenge the three-year class, and the names of Cui Zheng, Zhong Bai, and Ye Yuhu were signed below. Taking advantage of class time, he pretended to patrol the campus, and when he came to the classroom of the third class, he quietly sandwiched it in the crack of the door.

Then he Shi Shiran went back to the dormitory to sleep.

In the afternoon, there was no Chinese class, Liao Xuebing took a break to come to the classroom, and the nine people who were absent from class were there, but everyone had a blue nose and swollen face, and some were injured, he understood at a glance: "It turned out that a group of rabbit cubs went out to fight in groups, and I don't know whether they lost or won." Really unmotivated, alas. ”