Chapter 347: Laxatives
The secretary translated the words to Alice, and Alice smiled from ear to ear and said thank you in strange Chinese.
Dear Tai Gongzi, you just wait to have sex with a foreign girl.
Alice and her party brought a lot of luggage, dozens of large suitcases, a lot of cosmetics and personal belongings, and a pet dog, which made people think that she came directly with a dowry. Zhu Xiang was well prepared, and dozens of pick-up and drop-off vehicles were parked outside the airport, loading their luggage one by one. When the "security assistant" saw that Liao Xuebing was mixed with the people of Qianjiashun Company, he was so shocked that he almost peed, and wanted to go up to pay back the money, but he didn't dare to get close, so he only secretly prayed that the person didn't care too much about the fifty yuan.
Alice got into the front Bentley, and Zhu Xiang and Liao Xuebing followed behind.
Zhu Xiang took out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat: "Mr. Liao, are you planning to play me to death, I heard that Tai Gongzi fell in love with a female teacher at a school, and it is impossible to hold any banquet for Alice to go home, let him make a cake, kill him quickly." β
Liao Xuebing smiled: "Believe me, I'm the matchmaker." After arriving at Mo's house, you will arrange for her and her party to rest in another villa for an afternoon. By the way, how many villas does Lao Wu have?"
"Thirteen buildings, all on the shore of Yuzi Lake in Xicheng, the prince likes the number thirteen. β
Lao Liao took out the phone and called Li Yuzhong: "Hey, my dear middle brother, the first class in the afternoon is physical education, you help me do one thing, I won't pursue the matter of absenteeism in the morning." β
"What's the matter? Do you want to cut people even if you give orders?"
"Physical education teacher Mo Yongtai, you help me make him unconscious. β
"Okay, no problem, don't worry!" Li Yuzhong agreed loudly and put down the phone, but he was full of worry. Mo Yongtai is physically strong, he is still a sportsman, and three or five people are not opponents, don't you want me to send him to death?
He didn't sleep anymore in the afternoon, turned over and got up, and found Guan Muyun to discuss with Meng Jun. Guan Muyun shook his head: "After the gymnasium cleaned up Teacher Mo last time, I felt very jΗng as soon as I approached him, so it's better to change my thinking." β
"Ask the girl to help, he is not wary. By the way, looking for Murong, as long as it is said that it is something that Teacher Liao ordered, Murong will definitely be the first to rush ahead. "Sooner rather than later, we immediately connected to the network of the girls' dormitory and held a small video conference.
As soon as Zhong Bai heard this, he changed into a high-end suit as quickly as possible, combed his big back, and stood in front of the camera with a smile that he thought was the most handsome. In the footage displayed on the computer screen, Ding Liujing did not appear, but Su Feihong's angry scolding came from the speaker: "Zhong Bai, die far away! The blue pimples on his face have not been squeezed clean, so he dares to show off in front of the old lady." β
Li Yuzhong coughed: "Sisters, you may not be interested in today's news, we are going to kill Teacher Mo's prestige, if you don't want to, you can quit." β
As expected, the girls shouted: "Are you going to fight Teacher Mo's idea, are you impatient?"
Zhong Bai hurriedly cleared up the relationship: "It's Li Yuzhong and they said, it's none of my business." β
Su Feihong stopped the noise of the girls and said with a smile: "Why do you want to deal with Teacher Mo, there must be a reason, every time he goes to physical education class, he brings us a lot of snacks, such a good teacher, hehe, if there is no reason, we won't do it." β
Li Yuzhong had no choice but to tell the truth: "Teacher Liao asked us to do this." β
A girl shouted: "Ah, Teacher Liao, why does he look at Teacher Mo unpleasantly, is he jealous that Teacher Mo is too handsome?"
Murong Lan snatched the microphone: "Li Yuzhong, you explain honestly, did you tell the teacher?"
"yes, he just called me. You see, the call log is still on it. Li Yuzhong said and showed his phone to the camera.
"Then you say how to do it. Murong Lanluo drove away a few girls: "If you don't want to participate, don't fool around here, don't blame me if anyone dares to tell Mo Yongtai." β
Su Feihong smiled: "Hehe, I don't care, just do it, it's also fun to challenge the high difficulty." β
Li Yuzhong straightened his face and said, "First of all, Teacher Mo is very wary of us men, and you girls are not wary of him when they go." β
"Okay, tell Panda to come over. β
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As the physical education teacher Mo Yongtai blew the whistle, all the students in the second class of the second grade began to drag and run on the cΔo field, "Keep in shape, speed up!
Zhong Bai muttered in a low voice: "He still thought he was a military training instructor, Chen Younian, give you a chance." β
Mo Yongtai was completely absent from teaching, and during his lunch break, he walked around the campus with his dear teacher Su and talked about the topic of life ideals, which made him extremely excited, this is a rì that will go down in history. If it weren't for Liao Xuebing's scoundrel, would he have to wait so long? But this day still came.
The sky is so blue, the grass is so green, even the freckled girls look a hundred times cuter than usual.
After running, he was going to practice volleyball, but Mo Yongtai didn't have much of the heart and directly announced the zì yóu event. Although he didn't buy snacks for the girls today, there were still a lot of people around, and one of them was very mixed-eyed, it was the famous Chen Younian.
Guan Muyun immediately beckoned Li Yuzhong: "Take out the camera, Chen Younian is ready, wait for you to see his gestures." β
All the girls surrounded Mo Yongtai and asked some stupid questions: "Teacher, your skin is so white, what kind of body lotion is used to use the ground?" "Teacher, your muscles are so strong, how did you train them?" "Teacher, I'm so hungry, can you invite me to eat?"
In normal times, Mo Yongtai would only feel that these girls were very bored, but today he was full of joy and said happily: "No problem, I will invite you to a big meal after school." β
Chen Younian got into the crowd, squeezed Ouyang Lifang away, pinched Mo Yongtai's arm and sighed: "What a tough line." Mo Yongtai smiled smugly, and Chen Younian stroked his chest again and shouted, "What a perfect figure." β
Mo Yongtai was disgusted for a while, and said coldly: "It's nothing, if you have a little more masculinity, you can practice it." β
Chen Younian grinned: "It's just not, that's why I want to borrow a little from Teacher Mo." After saying that, he hugged his neck, Mo Yongtai was caught off guard, and the two came together mouth to mouth.
"Ahh
Countless shutters and flashes flashed around at the same time, and from the four angles of east, west, north and south, the scenes of Mo Yongtai and Chen Younian's fierce kiss were all captured in the lens.
Oh my! Tulip headlines!
When Mo Yongtai woke up, Four Eyes had already uploaded the photo to the school forum, he pushed Chen Younian away, covered his mouth and felt a violent nausea, retching a few times, and couldn't spit out anything. Ding Liujing smiled and handed him a bottle of mineral water: "Teacher Mo, rinse your mouth." All the boys looked at the unfortunate fellow with pity.
After rinsing his mouth, Ding Liujing handed him another bottle of water: "Drink some water and you will feel a little smoother." Mo Yongtai glanced at the kind-hearted girl gratefully, and grunted. is so good at kung fu, Chen Younian has completed his historical mission and has slipped away.
"Hey, why is it a little uncomfortable, is it the psychological effect of being attacked by Chen Younian's kid? No, let's go to the toilet first. It was difficult to find Wang Long, the representative of the physical education class, to explain a few words, and hurriedly rushed to the toilet.
Li Yuzhong and Guan Muyun glanced at each other: "The amount is so sufficient, it's strange that Mo Yongtai doesn't pull out the large intestine, is the toilet arranged? And that photo, it will definitely cause a shadow on his psychology, Chen Younian has made meritorious contributions!" Chen Younian got the autographed photo of Bai Tsai that Mr. Liao helped him get, so it's no wonder that he is not active.
Mo Yongtai rushed to the nearest toilet like a burning buttocks, found a squatting position, and pulled a big bubble of filth to the fullest, and looked at the side, there was no paper! Then I touched my pockets, I was in physical education class, and I didn't bring a phone, how can this be good? I solved the problem with my underwear very disgustingly, wiped a handful of cold sweat and walked to the door, and secretly thought: "I didn't eat any cups today, how can this be, is it that God sees that I am too lucky, tell me not to be proud?"
Suddenly, I felt a pain in my abdomen, and a wave of stool like chΓ‘o and thunder rushed in. Find the tissue in the next squatting position, squat down contentedly, empty the intestines, and then pick up the tissue to wipe your buttocks...... Strange, why does this butt get more and more itchy the more you rub it? Even the hand holding the paper also itches, and there is a problem with the paper paper!
Mo Yongtai walked out with his support for the wall, scratching his butt through his pants from time to time, he already understood that he had fallen into the trap, and he just wanted to hurry back to the dormitory, but he didn't take two steps, and his stomach hurt again.
After 10 times in a row......
"Damn death class, I can't spare you!" Mo Yongtai's roar resounded in the toilet.
A student hummed a song and walked into the toilet to pee, Mo Yongtai squeezed out a crack in the door, saw someone who was not in the second class of the second year, and said with the last trace of hope: "Classmate, can I borrow your phone to use it?"
"I'm sorry, but my mobile phone is very expensive, so I don't borrow it easily. β
"How much, I'll give you money!"
"A hundred. β
Mo Yongtai was about to agree, but the student added: "One hundred yuan per second, pay money with one hand and hand over the phone with the other." β
Mo Yongtai even wants to die, if he has money, will he still have to endure this tickling paper?" "Owe it first, and I'll call someone to give you money immediately!"
The student covered his nose and reluctantly handed him the phone.
"Chai Yongheng, where are you! Come here immediately, I'm in the men's toilet on the right side of the first floor of the No. 1 teaching building, bring money and paper towels, the more the better!
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