Volume 6 Temple Fair Chapter 126 Protein Star
There are only four people in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, two Zhike monks, two tourists, one of them seems to be very pious kneeling on the futon to the Bodhisattva to feed and pray for the truth, the other tall man in a suit and leather shoes stands tall and straight man looking around, two Zhike monks do not stop that and the man in the suit tells the glorious tradition of the temple, a woman promised a hundred yuan of sesame oil money in a certain year and a month, and then her son was admitted to a famous university, and a certain year and a certain month, a poor student worships the Bodhisattva, ten years later the career is booming, became a group manager, specially came back to bring 10,000 yuan, in short, it is said that he has the Buddha and Bodhisattva here how effectiveand the spirit to a place you can't believe.
The man was kneeling on a brand-new futon, apparently specially asked the monk to change it, and he was also spotlessly cleaned, and seemed to be a bit clean.
Liao Xuebing and Murong Lan each had a candle, lit the candlestick outside, and went inside to ask for a signature.
I wished in my heart, "May my parents be well in heaven." Holding the stick holder and shaking it a few times, eighty-nine sticks fell, Murong Lanluo reached out and picked it up, and asked, "Teacher, what does this stick mean?"
Murong Lanluo didn't know what wish he had made, and he also asked for a lot, and the sixty-three lottery, and the signature said: "In the past, the boat was lost, and now it is still looking for it in the sea. ”
He was about to speak, when a monk came over and said, "If the donor wants to unsign, please go outside, today's Mid-Autumn Festival will be eight folds and you will only be charged 16 yuan." ”
"Monk, if there is nothing tonight, I also want to get a table to set up a stall, the contemptible people are known as the gods, an iron mouth walks the world, yīn yang gossip is omniscient, knows astronomy and geography, five hundred years before and after are in my palm, with sixteen yuan to untie the lot?
The monk said, "Amitabha, sins and sins, don't talk nonsense in front of the statue of the Buddha." He was also twenty or thirty years old, and he did not admit defeat, and said: "If the donor can understand, please say it, so that I can open my eyes and increase my knowledge." ”
Liao Xuebing took the wooden stick in Murong Lanluo's hand, looked at it carefully and said: "Fu is Lu Ji, Lu is Fu seed, it is clear to say, it is advisable to be cautious, this sign is not profitable, beware of yourself, seek wealth, make a transaction, marriage is incompatible, Liujia yīn, pedestrian lag, Tian silkworm Ji, six animals are not raised, it is difficult to find people, and litigation is appropriate." The migration should be passed, the lost property is fierce, the illness is difficult to recover, the grave is difficult to settle, the little blue falls, if you ask for a prince charming, it is difficult to succeed, hehe. ”
Murong Lan slapped him with a pink fist: "Nonsense, it's not there!"
The monk was secretly frightened: "Good guy, what you said is word for word, could it be that you have also been a monk before your family, and when you see this delicate female Shi, you have taken the initiative to return to the vulgar?"
Liao Xuebing said: "Xiao Lanluo, if you ask for money, it's good, keep the money and roll in." ”
"I, I'm looking for academic performance, so I'm not as rich as you. ”
"There is a saying 'litigation should be different', in ancient litigation and culture, harmony, is harmony, indicating that your grades must have improved. ”
Picked up his own wooden sign and said: "This sign is auspicious, its own Kangtai, seeking wealth, transaction, marriage achievement, Liujia has a man, and the husband moves, Tian silkworm focus, six accumulation of diligence, looking for people to see, lawsuit wins, migration Ji, lost and found, sick and painful, mountain tomb Ji, haha, great, really ask for something." ”
The man who knelt down and prayed next to him turned his face and said, "Sir, you are very good at unsigning, why don't you help me see it?"
The man was about the same age as himself, and he wore large sunglasses at night to cover half of his face, revealing a very handsome silhouette, and his hair was trimmed with a jīng heart, and the roots were straight. Liao Xuebing looked at the "Versace" logo on his shirt, and said in his heart: "This rich man is so sincere in asking for Buddha, he must have done something bad and was punished by God, maybe he has no asshole when he has a child, and the big man next to him should be his bodyguard, which is quite pompous." ”
Seeing that Liao Xuebing didn't speak, the man smiled and said, "If you can, how about I pay you 1,000 yuan to help me untie the sign?"
"There are eight-fold lotteries outside, only sixteen yuan, and one thousand yuan is enough for you to get sixty-two and five lots. ”
The handsome guy seemed to think that everything was fate, and since he saw it, he would not miss it, and he must unsign it: "How about a little favor? It's just a few minutes to trouble you." ”
Liao Xuebing said in his heart: "I still wear sunglasses in the middle of the night, either I am a psychotic or a thief." Picked up the wooden stick thrown by the man and glanced at it and said: "You are miserable, 6sì ten signed the sign, and the sign said: The swimming fish is in the blue wave pool, and it is surrounded by nets on all sides, and there is no plan to come out, and the matter will cause trouble in the end", looking at the man who kept shaking his head, he sighed continuously: "I didn't expect you to be so weak, say, what are you asking for?"
The man seemed a little unhappy when he heard his obedience, and said, "What I ask for is affection, what does it mean when I sign it?"
"Marriage is not compatible, Liujia means that if you get married, your wife will either cuckold you or divorce, the child is not filial, if you are not married, it will be miserable, you can't soak in the girl within this year, the person you like already has another sweetheart, and I won't look at you anymore, I advise you to get lost and know your way back, and I will follow my Buddha as soon as possible. Lao Liao explained the meaning of the wooden stick.
The man seemed to be really superstitious about this thing, otherwise he would not have come to worship the Buddha, his face turned pale, and he grabbed his hand and asked, "Sir, how can I break this misfortune?"
"Hey, you kid doesn't know how to pretend to understand, don't talk nonsense to deceive my young master, young master, he's all farting, don't take it to heart. The bodyguard behind the man shouted, and the monk hurriedly stopped the bodyguard: "Donor, don't make loud noises in the temple." ”
"What, say I'm farting?" Liao Xuebing couldn't lose face in front of Xiao Lanluo, and said, "The young lady you are pursuing has always been unpretentious to you, isn't it?"
The man was shocked, shook him and said, "Sir, how do you know?" Why don't we go to the back room and talk in detail?" The bodyguard leaned into the man's ear: "Young master, I was afraid that you would know you, so I said that." ”
Liao Xuebing's ears were sharp, he heard it clearly, waved away the man's hand and said, "Who wants to know a stupid person like you?" Go, Xiao Lanluo, let's go outside to buy osmanthus candy to eat." ”
Murong Lanluo jumped up and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, it's really a little boring here, I wanted to go out a long time ago." ”
"Wait, help me out before we go!" the man shouted.
Murong Lanluo put his head on Liao Xuebing's shoulder and said with a smile: "You go and ask the old monk with a long beard outside, he specializes in this." ”
The bodyguard suddenly came out and stopped Liao Xuebing and said, "Hey, my young master, please wait, help him finish signing and then leave." ”
Liao Xuebing was about to kick him away, but Murong Lan said: "Teacher, look at this person is strange and pitiful, no one cares about him when he falls out of love, you can help him." ”
Lao Liao was full of cold sweat: "You girl is quite sympathetic." In fact, what Murong Lanluo likes to see is his eloquent momentum, talking and laughing about strong enemies surrendering, and solving all problems in a swaying way, this is like a man.
The bodyguard stuffed a stack of banknotes to the monk, and the monk was happy and took the four of them to a clean and tidy room, except for the gray tile wooden beams of the external structure, the atmosphere of the temple could not be seen at all, it was all the decoration of the modern meeting, two soft beds, four chairs, a table, a color TV, as well as air conditioning and toilets, which seemed to be specially reserved for guests to stay overnight.
"Sir, what can I do to break the bad luck of not being able to make a girl this year?" the man leaned back in his chair and took off his glasses, revealing a handsome face.
"Kashiwa...... Bai Youcheng!, you are Bai Youcheng!" Murong Lanluo exclaimed in disbelief.
The man said helplessly: "That's right, I'm Bai Youcheng, I sneaked out of the city tonight, fortunately I got rid of the reporter, I hope you don't tell the public that I came here to worship the Buddha." ”
"This ...... Oh no, it won't. Liao Xuebing had only heard the student mention once or twice that Bai Youcheng, a big star in the music and film industry who is currently popular all over Asia, and he had no impression for a long time, but he was still indifferent at this time, thinking that he was a famous young master in a social circle, and he was busy using his eyes to stop Murong Lanluo.
Murong Lanluo had no choice but to sit back and mutter, "The first time I saw Zhenye, he was so handsome, much more handsome than on TV." ”
"Mr. Kashiwa is fortunate to be lucky. Liao Xuebing said expressionlessly: "I don't know what you want to ask me, I just like to read ancient books, I'm afraid I can't help you." ”
"Where, where, I think you're a master. How can we break the bad luck of not being able to catch up with girls within a year?" Bai Youcheng did not know humility and politeness, and went straight to the point as soon as he spoke.
Liao Xuebing can only follow the explanation on the signature, and if something goes wrong, he can also deduce: It is written on the signature, how do I understand, if you want to blame it, you can blame it, "The sign you saved actually has a story, there is a person in the Han Dynasty called Zhu Maichen, he was very poor when he was young, and his wife abandoned him because he was too poor, and married someone else...... Murong Lanluo interjected: "His wife hates the poor and loves the rich, which is really not a good thing." ”
Bai Youcheng instructed her lips and asked her not to interrupt, Liao Xuebing continued: "Zhu Sellchen was stimulated by this, and since then he has been preparing to study, seeking fame, and after a few years, he became the Taishou of the membership, and his wife asked to be reunited, Zhu Sellchen rode on horseback and poured the water on the ground, and asked his wife to take back the water, but how can the water that was splashed out be collected again, as the so-called lifting the water is difficult to collect, indicating that it is impossible." ”
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