In the poisonous chicken soup activity room, Li Yan held the paper basket and stared intently at a photo on the screen, the man in the photo was in his early thirties, wearing a pair of courteous rimless glasses, combing neatly partial, his appearance was warm, his eyes were gentle, his eyes were full of sensuality, and the slightly raised corners of his mouth showed his bohemianism. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Vomit ......" Li Yan held back again, he wiped the corners of his mouth, and still looked directly at the screen.

Just as soldiers on the battlefield must first get used to blood, if Li Yan wants to fight, he must also get used to this face first.

The mouse clicks on the opposite side kept ringing, and Tang Yuluo also entered the chatter mode, relaying the reactions of his classmates to Li Yan.

"Although I wasn't interested in your so-called stewed god before, after watching his speech, I voted for him!"

"I'm not sure what Li Hao can do, but at least it's better than being lifeless now, come on!"

"Li Yan's speech made me completely forget what Yuan Mei said to Homer!"

"The dream has not faded, but it is far away, grasp the reality and catch up with the era of dreams!"

"It's really boring to advocate dreams, and I feel that Li Yi's description is sincere. ”

"Actually, if Homer really wants to fight, there are still a lot of shows to watch, but it's a pity. ”

"Yuanmei is finished now...... Besides, who is the Emperor?"

"When is the friendship?"

"Can I socialize with the boys from the Academy of Fine Arts?"

Tang Yuluo said to himself: "It's really ...... It's hard to understand, the same thing, in my case, say 30 seconds and everyone will be drowsy. ”

"Because you're a scholar, and I'm an idol. Li Yan couldn't help but spit the sour water in the paper basket.

Tang Yuluo tilted his head and asked, "By the way, according to your inspiration, I have integrated ancient Chinese metaphysics into the study of quantum physics and astrology, and there are some progress that seems to have no progress, do you want to listen?"

"Don't. Li Yan had already picked up the headphones, "I'm going to listen to Xia Qi's talk show now, don't disturb me." ”

Hold on, if you really can't do it, you can watch "The Walking Dead" to mediate your emotions!

"What?Xia Qi?" Tang Yuluo said in surprise, "Would you like him?"

"To kill cockroaches, you must first overcome the fear of cockroaches. Li Xuan mustered up his courage and put on the headphones, and Xia Qi's characteristic gentle voice that was sometimes soft and sometimes mean came-

[Love, what kind of person do you want]

[Marriage, what kind of person do you need]

Vomit......

[Naked marriage is actually a test. agreeing to get married naked shows that girls love very simply and selflessly. And proposing naked marriage shows that men are very selfish and irresponsible. 】

Vomit......

Li Xuan took off his headphones in a strong feeling of gagging and buried his head in the paper basket in pain.

Really...... Still underestimate him......

It's too painful to skip the challenge.

Tang Yuluo heard these disgusting vomiting sounds, and asked incomprehensibly, "Are you watching "Extinction"?"

"No, it's scarier than that. Li Xuan's eyes were bloodshot, "If it is difficult for you to restrain yourself from saying 'oh hoo', it will definitely be even more difficult to listen to these words without vomiting." ”

"I don't believe that restraining myself from saying those two words is already the hardest thing in the world, this is fighting against human instinct. Tang Yuluo will not tolerate the worldview being overturned twice, "Please turn on the amplifier, I will show you what willpower is." ”

"Are you sure?"

"Don't waste time. ”

"Ready. Li Xuan snorted, struggled for a moment, and finally unplugged the headphone cable, and the sound of the talk show also came-

The more tolerant you are, the better your own life will be, and the more you are careful, the less space you will have. 】

Tang Yuluo shook his head steadily: "It's just ordinary chicken soup." ”

[The so-called garbage husband, that is, when he comes home, he shouts that he is tired, he doesn't sleep when he holds the computer and mobile phone, his wife is annoyed when he says it, his friends are in place when he calls, the circle of friends never sends news about his daughter-in-law, and he almost doesn't pay attention to the messages sent by his daughter-in-law, and he likes other women, and the one who laughs is called a brilliant one, but he doesn't know that his wife is also being noticed by others!]

Tang Yuluo's breath was slightly heavy: "Isn't this a complaint that completely pleases the position of some women......?" Somewhat...... Painful ......"

Li Yan gently pressed the pause button: "Understood, if you don't say "oh hoo" is fighting against human instinct, then listening to these chicken soups is fighting against human reason." ”

"But so, it's a little disgusting, and it's not to the point of throwing up. Tang Yuluo's face flushed slightly, "Your willpower ...... Is that all?"

"Do you really want to continue?" Li Yan had already picked up the earplugs for taking a nap.

"You can go on for an hour!"

"Hmph. Li Yan silently plugged his ears and brutally pressed the play button.

Teacher Xia Qi's penetrating voice burst out-

[Either give me love, give me money, or give me the roll!]

"Vomit ......" Tang Yuluo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and covered his mouth in pain, "Turn it off! Turn it off!!Please, turn it off quickly!"

Li Yan instantly closed the laptop, took off the earbuds and sneered: "Hmph, your reaction is even more violent than mine." ”

"The faster you think and logic, the more toxic these words become. Tang Yuluo clutched his chest and sighed bitterly, "Now...... Is the country already full of these things?"

Not to be overflowing, but these words have affected a considerable number of people. Li Yan softened down and explained, "For example, the last sentence, give money to love or roll, does describe the voice of women." ”

"What is incomprehensible is if this man does not give you love and does not give you money...... Why are you waiting for him to roll, don't you have feet?" Tang Yuluo said and shook his head, "Hey......"

"Look, you already know the answer, but you don't dare to speak. ”

"Yes, if you say the reason, you will be scolded, and many people are unwilling to accept reality. ”

This is also the hotbed of this kind of chicken soup, which makes people accustomed to numb dreams and rejection of the truth, and over time, a considerable number of people will lose the ability to think dialectically and indulge in the taste enjoyment of chicken soup, and their children will also be congenitally affected, and the results are terrible. ”

Tang Yuluo asked in surprise, "So, are you trying to fight against these chicken soups?"

"Yes, I hope that one day, all of us will be like you and me, and we will feel sick to hear these words. ”

"Oh...... Heh......" Tang Yuluo looked at Li Yan's firm eyes, and almost made a "huh" sound, "That should be...... What a wonderful world!"

"Don't jump to conclusions, it's not always good, and our position doesn't always win. ”