"Why wasn't Teemo indoors today, is there an event at night?" Su Cheng typed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Meng Timo saw the barrage, blinked and said: "There is no activity, I haven't done outdoor for a long time, today I came out with my girlfriends to blow the wind, and by the way, I came to an outdoor live broadcast." ”

The corners of Su Cheng's lips hooked, and he teased: "Then you have to be careful, don't be dragged into the dark alley." ”

Meng Timo was speechless, and a string of 666 floated on the public screen in the live broadcast room.

Some viewers have posted barrages.

"Damn, who is this person, who is so bold to tease Timo, not afraid that the chairman will trouble him?"

"The chairman is not here today, otherwise this guy will definitely not dare to be so presumptuous. ”

"The chairman is a mouthful, you don't know the local tyrant, and you are embarrassed to say that you are an old driver?"

"Betta 120 is at full level, and the one who is most likely to be promoted in the future is not a local tyrant...... Damn, this guy is level 120. ”

"Brother Tuhao, it's not fun to drive, the rocket is rushing up. ”

Meng Timo glanced at the barrage and asked, "Brother Cheng, what do you want to do today, I can tell you, I ate salted eggs just now, I can't sing high notes, and I was almost broken by you last time." ”

Su Cheng: "It's okay, don't sing this time, let's play a new game." ”

"What game?"

Before she could speak, her best friend leaned over her head and asked, obviously interested.

Su Cheng: "Don't panic, I'll give a reward first." ”

This line of barrage has just been sent out, and then, there is a buzz.

"I'm Xiao Yancheng to give Meng Timo Rocket X10!"

"I'm Xiao Yancheng to give Meng Timo Rocket X10!"

“……”

"I'm Xiao Yancheng to give Meng Timo Rocket X10!"

In just a dozen seconds, there were ten groups of 100 rockets floating across the public screen of the live broadcast room, and this message could be seen in the live broadcast room of every anchor on the whole site.

", the local tyrant brother is domineering, this is what you call a wave of rewards?"

"666, I don't have more BB with you, I'll brush a hundred rockets first. ”

"Worship the local tyrant, kneel and beg for leg hair. ”

"Ahem, I feel that the local tyrant is not good. ”

"Me too, I think Teemo might be in trouble. ”

Although Meng Timo has received countless hundred rockets, it is the first time she has encountered such a simple guy as Xiao Yancheng.

After thanking her, she also said a little humbly in her heart: "Brother Cheng, let's talk about it first, and you are not allowed to play games that are embarrassing." ”

Su Cheng: "Don't worry, this game is very simple, a matter of a minute or two." ”

"Then you can say it. ”

Su Cheng: "Well, first of all, the game is really simple. You go to the nearest pharmacy in the neighborhood and buy a box, um, Durex, okay?"

In the live broadcast room.

"Beautiful, this wave is very good!"

"Let Teemo buy it****** this can be there. ”

"Timo, aren't you known as the Demon King, if you don't take this task, I will look down on you. ”

Motimo, on his side, caught a glimpse of this task, his lips moved, and he didn't speak.

Next to her, her best friend couldn't help laughing, giggled for a while, and said, "Brother Tuhao, you really don't have technical content in this task, we often do this thing." ”

"Oh, you're going to die, don't talk nonsense. Motimo's face darkened, and he coughed, "I really haven't been to the pharmacy to buy Durex, really, you have to believe me." ”

"Yes, it's true that I didn't go to the pharmacy, but I've booked it many times online. ”

Her best friend gags on the side, which makes Meng Timo so embarrassed.

After thinking about it, she said: "Actually, if I want to go to the pharmacy to buy Durex, I'm still a little banged alone, but my best friend is here, so I'm not afraid." I took this task!"

So, Motimo and her girlfriend wandered around the streets, found a drugstore with few people, and got in.

After the last customer in the pharmacy paid and left, she pretended to be calm and asked, "Excuse me, do you have that one here?"

"Which one?"

"That's it. Motimo gestured with his hand.

The clerk shook his head and said, "Miss, you want to buy adult products, turn left when you leave the store, we don't have them here." ”

"No, how is it possible, they all say you have here. Meng Timo frowned, how could it not be.

The clerk said, "We really don't have the kind of thing you want, we're a pharmacy, we only sell condoms." ”

"All I want is a condom, Durex, do you?"

"Ah, you're talking about Durex, yes, yes, come with me. The clerk hurriedly took her inside, and said as she walked: "You don't make it clear, I thought you were talking about silicone and sex toys." ”

Hearing this, Meng Timo's heart twitched fiercely, and her best friend smiled and bent over on the side.

"Ouch hey, I'm laughing. ”

"On purpose, Teemo, you female driver, absolutely B did it on purpose. ”

Meng Timo looked bitter: "I really don't, believe me." ”

"Don't hide it, I've seen through you. ”

"I just went to bed, and my aunt was laughing so much that she leaked out. ”

"If you don't mean it, I'll chop and hang it live. ”

Okay, no one believes her lies, and no one believes the truth, so just shut up.

After a while, a box of Durex arrived, and Motimo paid the money, grabbed his girlfriend fiercely, and left the pharmacy in a hurry.

When she looked at the live barrage, she was shocked.

"I'm Xiao Yancheng to give Meng Timo Rocket X100!"

"Coming back?" The first time Meng Timo received the rocket, in addition to surprise, an extremely bad premonition crept into his heart.

She said, "Brother Cheng, what else do you want to do?"

Su Cheng: "There is another small request, which is very simple. ”

"I'm a little weak in my heart, what should I do?"

Su Cheng said: "Don't be afraid, it's not for you to kill people and set fires." ”

"Then tell me. ”

Su Cheng pondered for a moment, and then quickly typed, "You now take Durex apart and take out one." ”

Motimo gritted his teeth and did so.

Her best friend was on the side to help her hold the live broadcast shelf, and the camera was pointed at her, watching this scene strangely.

"Then, put your mouth to the mouth, inhale deeply, blow it up like a balloon and you're done, how about it, easy?"

As soon as Su Cheng's barrage came out, in an instant, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was ignited with a bang.

"Your sister, what kind of rhythm is this?"

"Let a woman blow up a hydrogen balloon?"

"I'm already watching live on my knees, it's exciting. ”

"The old driver of the betta fish, only serve the local tyrants!"

"Teemo, you're going to be spoiled. ”

"If you don't agree, you can't do it, but the local tyrant has brushed 200 rockets, worth 100,000!"

200 rockets were smashed down, which directly made the popularity of Meng Timo's live broadcast room rise to more than 500,000, becoming the most popular among all female anchors in one fell swoop.

There are a lot of people, of course, they eat dry rice, and they have nothing to do, so they know that there are a lot of blind guys.

When I learned that the next show was going to blow up balloons live, the new audience in the live broadcast room said that they were completely on their knees.