Wei Jue mustered all his energy to prepare to deal with Lu Ji, in order to eliminate the wrong impression about the Wei family that Brother Zao had brought to the Lu brothers before, but he didn't expect that he hadn't done anything yet......

Lu Ji's stupid and cute younger brother Lu Yun has already lost face to Lu Ji first.

Lu Ji helplessly looked at the laughing younger brother who was leaning forward and backwards in front of him, and laughed extremely embarrassed at the expressionless people in the hall. It seems that there is no way to do this well, Luo Jing's trip, he died before he got out of the school, which is really great. Lu Ji left tears of emotion in his heart, and decided to beat his brother violently when he went back.

Wei Jue had a pure and noble temperament, and he didn't feel embarrassed in his heart, but was thinking that they were even, it seemed that he didn't need to do anything, and compared to Lu Yun, Brother Zao was not ashamed.

Ahem, how did this qiē happen? Time has to go back a few minutes ago.

Brother Zao took Lu Ji into the church to meet Zhang Hua. At that time, Zhang Hua was sitting upright, Wei Jue and Pei Xiu were on the left and right of Zhang Hua, two sick beauties, Wei Jue was a little younger, but he was also the one who made the whole hall really shine. One of the reasons why Zhang Hua and others especially like to invite Wei Jue when they invite guests and friends at home is that Wei Jue's appearance can elevate the style of the whole room. Wei Jue's clear talk demeanor, which has been revealed at a young age, is another reason.

The stupid prince Sima Zhen sat behind the screen in the company of Ji Shao...... Temper tantrum. Obviously, this highness, who has been smooth sailing since he was born and is very good at self-amusement, is rarely a little unhappy today, he wants to sit with Wei Jue, but he can't.

Because if he and Wei Jue sat together, Zhang Hua would definitely not dare to sit at the top, but if the prince and Wei Jue were allowed to sit at the top, Wei Jue would be uneasy, Wei Wang Le and the three families devoted all their years of education, not to let Wei Jue sit at the head of the famous people and important ministers in the court without respect for his superiors and without knowing the rules. Even if it was an equal, Wei Jue categorically did not dare. Zhang Hua didn't dare to sit on an equal footing with the prince. So in the end, the result of mutual compromise was that the prince took Ji Shao to sit alone behind the screen.

Sima Zhen has been angry since hearing this result. No matter when Ji Shao asked him if he wanted to leave first, he was reluctant: "I finally met Xiaoniang." "Even if you just look at it from a distance, it's better than not seeing it.

Speaking of the return plane.

After Lu Ji met Zhang Hua, he greeted Wei Jue and Pei Xiu, and you came and went with compliments, and the scene was more slippery than the other, and the atmosphere of the scene was very good, until ......

"Huh?" Brother Zao realized that there were three people who entered the door, but there were only two people left in the house, "What about Shilong?"

Zhang Hua actually wanted to ask for a long time, didn't he say the Lu brothers? Why do you only have a brother and no brother now?

Lu Ji replied helplessly: "Yun has a laughing disease, but he didn't dare to see it (quoted from "Book of Jin"). ”

"What?" said the stupid prince, whether he understood or not.

Ji Shao hurriedly whispered in his ear: "It means that his younger brother Lu Yun and Lu Shilong love to laugh very much, and they love to laugh so much that they have become a disease, and they will laugh endlessly, for fear of offending Zhang Hou, they dare not let him come in to meet him, just wait outside." ”

Ji Shao had actually heard Wei Jue talk about Lu Yun's problem in the car before, but he didn't expect to be so strict that his brother didn't dare to let him see Zhang Hua.

Sima Zhen also whispered to Ji Shao as much as possible: "Let him come in, I want to see it!"

Sima Zhen finally remembered that the purpose of their trip was to see a very interesting person!

As a result, without waiting for Ji Shao to recruit someone to pass the word to Zhang Hua, Zhang Hua had already taken the initiative to spontaneously fulfill the stupid prince's wishes, and he said to Lu Ji: "How can there be a reason for guests to arrive but not let them in?"

Seeing that Zhang Hua spoke, Lu Ji could only do what he wanted.

Then, Lu Yun, who had been waiting for a long time, appeared.

To tell the truth, Lu Ji and Lu Yun, the brothers who are only one year apart, are really ...... Not at all like a brother. Although Wei Jue and Wei Qi are nearly seven years apart, they can still see one or two similarities between their eyebrows, as if Wei Qi is a low-profile version of Wei Jue. And Lu Ji and Lu Yun are really not like each other at all, which will make people wonder if they are brothers.

The elder brother Lu Ji is more than seven feet tall (the number jù mentioned in "The World Speaks New Language", about 1.7 to 1.8 meters), his voice is like a bell, and he talks impassionedly;

The younger brother Lu Yun ...... Weak and cute (ancient Chinese original words), let's put it this way, it is very in line with the imagination of most northerners for southern men.

Tuoba Liuxiu complained unscrupulously for Wei Jue: [The Lu family's genes are really full of infinite possibilities. 】

The magical classmate Lu Yun walked into the hall, and the first time he should have visited Zhang Hua like his brother, but as a result, he pointed to Zhang Hua's beard and suddenly laughed, beating his chest, and the kind of wild laughter that he couldn't breathe anymore.

A rare, live snake spirit disease in my life!

Everyone looked at Lu Ji, who had just taken his seat, and his embarrassment had long been used to it. God knows why his brother's laughter is so low, and he can be high for a long time, but there is no need to worry about whether he will be depressed, because he is very good at finding himself amused.

Zhang Hua should actually be the most embarrassing one in the audience. Imagine how it would feel if someone suddenly came in and pointed at you and laughed?

Most people's first reaction is whether they have lost something ugly, like wearing their clothes backwards or opening their buttons. But Zhang Hua really couldn't find what was wrong with him, he just sat here.

Lu Ji hurriedly left his seat and stepped forward to explain, accompanied by Lu Yun's snake-like laughter.

"Your hair. ”

Many of the habits of the Wei and Jin dynasties were inherited from the Eastern Han Dynasty, just like the men at that time loved to grow beards, and a beautiful beard must be the top priority in the aesthetic standards. Guan Erye's beautiful bearded father came down in this atmosphere. The same goes for Zhang Hua. He is very frugal in food and clothing, but he is not willing to save any money on his oily and shiny beard that can shoot shampoo advertisements at any time, and spends a lot of effort on his beard every day, just like modern girls work under their hair.

In modern times, this is probably difficult to understand. Like, what can you do with your beard? Except for combing. Just as modern men would say the same thing about women's hair, what else can they do except comb and tie it?

The two questions have a common answer, and there is much that can be done beyond imagination.

For example, Zhang Hua likes to decorate his beard with colorful silk threads and threads in ordinary times, with bright colors and many fancy. The highlight of the whole person is in the beard.

Of course, Zhang Hua is a little too fond of beards, and although most celebrities also love to keep beards, they are not as exaggerated as Zhang Hua.

Wei Jue and others are used to seeing Zhang Hua, and this person also likes to tie himself a beard decoration that is not so bells and whistles but definitely not low-key, so he doesn't care, he doesn't have too deep feelings, but for people who have never seen Zhang Hua, the impact of such bells and whistles is still quite big.

Therefore, Lu Yun couldn't help but smile when he first saw Zhang Hua, and his expression was exaggerated as if he was a walking emoji. It's hard to imagine how he can hold so much energy in such a petite body.

- Laughing also requires strength, if you don't believe it, you can try to laugh for more than ten minutes, normal people basically can't stick to it.

After listening to Lu Ji's explanation, the atmosphere at the scene became even more awkward, as if the air was stagnant.

In the end, it was Zhang Hua who laughed first, and then the stupid prince broke out into laughter because he reacted to Lu Yun's laughter when he entered the door, and then the siege was solved.

"Lu Shilong's current Yan Ziye (Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius). Zhang Hua gave such an evaluation.

The implication is, true temperament, cute, I like it.

Not only did he relieve Lu Yun's siege, but he would not let himself be deeply embarrassed. This is the celebrity of the Wei and Jin dynasties, they may not be able to do anything else, and the brain circuit in terms of mouth cannon must be first-class.

Wang Meng, a famous scholar in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, turned the behavior of a barbarian person who grabbed lice as if no one was around him and turned it into a personal characteristic. This also leads many modern people to frantically misclaim that celebrities in the Wei and Jin dynasties did not like to take a bath and liked to catch lice. But it's really just an isolated phenomenon.

Wei Jue didn't want to think back to how embarrassed he was when he solved this misunderstanding in the first place.

Now the embarrassment of the Lu brothers was skillfully solved by Zhang Hua, and Wei Jue also smiled and said: "Leisurely and enjoyable." ”

"It's a good sentence. Zhang Hua applauded and applauded, agreeing with Wei Jue's statement. Metaphysics Lao Zhuang wants this chic atmosphere.

Wei Jue hurriedly asked Tuoba Liuxiu with his eyes, haven't you had the idiom of being complacent at this time?!

Tuoba Liuxiu nodded sympathetically, and congratulated Wei Jue for once again contributing to the idiom allusions of the Wei and Jin dynasties: [The earliest source of self-satisfaction can be traced in modern times is Tao Zongyi's "Dropout Record: White Feather Bird": "Male and female harmony, self-enjoyment". 】

In the Wei and Jin dynasties, a special period when many idioms were still being brewed, it was easy to plagiarize the wisdom of the ancients if one was not careful.

This made Wei Jue easily live in guilt.

In order not to remind people of what he said, Wei Jue pushed the stupid prince out. He had just been sitting behind the screen, and he could pretend that he didn't save zài, but he was already laughing, and it would be inappropriate to pretend not to save zài.

Sima Zhen's face was like an iceberg, as if the person who had just laughed out loud was not him.

Lu Ji and Lu Yun were completely frightened, they didn't expect that just by visiting Zhang Hua, they could buy one and get two free, and see Wei Jue, who was famous in the capital, and the heir to the throne at one time.

Everyone talked very happily, and even Zhang Hua had to admit that Brother Zao once again discovered two very good talents by mistake.

Although he didn't really apprentice in the end, Erlu still began to treat Zhang Hua with the attitude of treating the teacher. And Zhang Hua also recommended Erlu to the princes as much as possible, "the battle of Wu and the profit of Erjun", and the Lu brothers have been famous since then.

After Wei Jue sent away the stupid prince, he also set up a dinner party in the best restaurant in Luojing, and took the initiative to get acquainted with the Lu brothers.

Because as to whether he should go to Taixue or Guozixue, Wei Jue had a better idea. Of course, the premise of this idea requires the Lalu brothers to join the gang.

Well, not just the Lu brothers, but a lot of people. The small groups that had gathered around Wei Jue represented by Shi Chong had all joined the plan one by one by Wei Jue. After Wei Jue calculated for a while, he said to Tuoba Liu: "I think, maybe I will make twenty-four friends in the future." ”

【Twenty-four?】You really underestimate your popularity. Tuoba Liuxiu has a deep grudge against Wei Jue's popularity. Sometimes he actually really hopes that Wei Jue can be more ordinary, so that only he can find out his goodness.

"En?" Wei Jue tilted his head and looked strangely at Tuoba Liuxiu's black face for no reason.