216. Player
Lu Jingwei had already seen Qiao Lezi, and no matter how unhappy he was, he would not be so confused that he would fight a lawsuit with the prefect of Kyoto in front of so many people, and when he saw him confronting him, he couldn't help but snort coldly, and he didn't look at him, just took the arrow and stood on the throwing line, and the sign drawn by the two was "Linghua poured in", when throwing, the tip of the arrow was facing forward or down, but when entering the pot, it was necessary to let the tail of the arrow face down and the tip of the arrow face up, that is, the thrower needed to make the arrow turn around in mid-air during the throwing process, and the test was the skill in the hand.
Where did Qiao Lezi play this! He is not the second generation of officials who were born one step away from the end of his career, he is a civilian, five years old Enlightenment studied hard all the way, from the hospital examination to the township examination to the meeting examination and then to the palace examination so step by step difficult to climb up, before entering the office, he knew how to study day and night, and after becoming an official, he was busy with performance every day and hit his heels on the back of his head, and he worked hard to become the mayor of the capital, and finally qualified to enter and exit the drinking party of the upper class, and often only half of the wine was called back by the affairs in the yamen - where is the time and opportunity to have fun! He would only stand nine feet away and throw arrows for fools!
At this time, Qiao Lezi was also driven out of the duck and had to carry it alive, it is a shame to be embarrassed, and he can make his head bigger again?
Fortunately, everyone still took good care of these two adults, and shortened the distance to nine feet. Qiao Lezi took an arrow in his hand and stood behind the throwing line, heard the order of the division, raised the hand that pinched the arrow, if you want to make the arrow turn around in the air, this hand has to hook back - Qiao Lezi thought so, and the hand was hooked like this, but the strength was not mastered well, the hook was too big, and the arrow went directly to the ground, the ground was a stone ground, and the bamboo arrow was pierced up to remember the rebound, and the tip of the arrow turned around and hit his knees......
…… Luckily, the arrow was cut from bamboo, otherwise he would have been dead after the arrow in the knee.
The onlookers didn't dare to laugh when they saw this, and it was too fake to pretend that they didn't see it, so they had to move their eyes to Lu Jingwei's side, Lu Jingwei...... He will only be a fool...... There's no way, this person's popularity in the DPRK is not very good, the first one is because he is confused, and his job is decent, but many daily problems are a little unclear, you say he is pedantic, he often does some lonely things, you say he has no principles, he is so difficult that sometimes he can't pull ten cows!
Who wants to make love with him while drinking with him?
So Lu Jingwei is basically a lonely, lonely and cold corpse-like man, except for playing foolish with people, he doesn't know anything else.
But people have a heart of "focusing on participation", especially in front of their daughter, how can they show the calm and elegant demeanor of the ancient etiquette of throwing pots, which was once used as a pleasure in guests.
Linghua poured in, the tail of the arrow first entered the pot, well, you have to hook your hand to throw, with skill, so that the arrow turns around in the air - Lu Jingwei thought so, the arrow in his hand came out of his hand with strength, and then the strength of the hook hand was also used up, and then the arrow pierced the ground, and then the tip of the arrow turned around and rebounded, and then the knee was hit by the arrow, and then there was no more.
Everyone: Is this special "......" really a pot throwing contest? Isn't this special really a double trick self-harm contest?
Because it's a game between two adults, no one is embarrassed to laugh, and this situation is really too weird, the two of them move the same, and the matter of shooting their knees seems to be the real rule of Linghua pouring in, which makes everyone in a trance, and I feel that I will never play Linghua normally anymore...... The scene was very calm and serene for a while.
Fortunately, each person can shoot three arrows. Qiao Lezi decided to learn a lesson, he was going to use a fool to throw, even if the arrow was in the pot first, it was better than shooting his knee! The second arrow was raised, and Lu Jingwei next to him was also ready to throw, "whoosh" and "whoosh" twice, the two arrows shot almost at the same time, and flew towards the pot in front of him, "ding" and "ding" two times, and both arrows went into the pot! Then "whoosh" and "whoosh"...... Pop up...... Bounced into the air and shook and fell down again, "click" and "click" twice, inserted into the ear holes next to their respective spouts......
......: "Did you two rehearse at home? What is the show here? Yes, the movements are really neat, from the shot to the pot to the pop-up to the pot ear, all in one go, the action synchronization rate is off the table, and even the angle of the arrow into the ear is ≤ 1 °, I give 120 points for this double performance, I am not afraid of your pride."
The audience was eerily quiet, and everyone suspected that the two had reached a state of high spiritual compatibility.
Qiao Lezi is about to die of embarrassment, who wants to fit in with this fool's heart!
Lu Jingwei was still angry, he felt that Qiao Lezi was deliberately making trouble for him, and he would vote for him no matter how numb he voted, this was simply deliberately laughing at him for not being able to vote! The hatred value rose by 10,000 points, 10,000 points!
Both of them are annoyed with each other, in order to avoid getting together with each other again, the two of them decided to strike first, and they must be ahead of each other! Let the other party be the one who follows the trend/deliberately makes trouble! Let everyone see his boring face clearly!
So everyone watched as the two of them grabbed the last arrow in their hands as if they were rushing for their lives, and their eyes were solemn and angry, and they threw them out fiercely, brushing the ground, copying and pasting, which were more neat than the previous two times, and the sound of the arrows entering the pot even merged into one sound - "ding" - "whoosh" - "pop" -
Everyone watched in amazement as the two arrows popped out of the pot vigorously, and due to excessive force, they completed a Guo Sheren's technical action and turned back directly, and slammed them on the two heads.
The two of them even reacted slowly, half a beat, and only raised their arms to cover after being hit in the face by an arrow.
Wu Ting Xuan Dehou and Liu Shen General had already laughed behind him, and Yan Qi, who knew the grievances between the two, felt embarrassed for the two of them, did you two give up their previous suspicions and prepare to happily do children's radio gymnastics together? The movements of the three arrows are the same.
The onlookers worked hardest, desperately holding back laughter, and their faces were suffocated.
As a result, none of the two could score, Qiao Lezi touched his nose in embarrassment and retreated, and Lu Jingwei flicked his sleeves and walked to the side angrily.
The next group to appear is Xiao Chen and Lu Lian, and the lottery drawn by the two is "a handful of lotus", that is, a large number of arrows are thrown into the pot at the same time, and each person throws three times, the first time to throw five, the second time to throw seven, and the third time to throw nine.
Lu Lian stood gracefully behind the throwing line, it doesn't matter if she can throw or not, the key is to be elegant. Raising his hand and gently brushing his hair behind his ears, his eyes were rippling with stars, and his face was weak and serious and strong.
Lu Jingwei was going to die for his daughter next to him.
"I really want to slap her face!" Wu Yue was so disgusted that he learned Yan Qi's tone to speak.
Xiao Chen still had an expressionless face, took five arrows from the quiver and threw them casually, the five arrows seemed to be tied by a rope, and they all went into the pot, and they didn't disperse at all.
"Good !!," the crowd laughed and applauded.
Wu Yue was taken aback: "Why are you so excited?" "Isn't it just five arrows, my fifth brother can also do it lightly!"
- I finally found a pretense and quickly took the opportunity to let out the smile I was holding back just now...... It's almost suffocated to death!" everyone said in pain.
"Childe is too powerful!" Lu Lian covered her mouth in surprise, and then bit her lips lightly, very embarrassed, very cute and very strong decided, "Even if you are ugly, you can't retreat", holding the five arrows in her hand and throwing them forward - the girl is already small, and it is already laborious to hold five arrow shafts in one hand, and it is even more difficult to master it if you have to exert yourself.
"Oops......" Lu Lian was very embarrassed, and gently stroked her cheeks with both hands.
The white lotus, who can be coquettish and cute, is the most flirtatious.
"Hahahahaha
Lu Lian: "...... "Why are these people smiling so happily?
Xiao Chen had already picked up seven arrows, threw them casually again, and brushed them into the pot again.
"Good !!" the crowd applauded again, this time it was sincere—such a casual tossing motion was simply too chic, was there! Seven arrows! How big can the spout be!
Lu Lian couldn't hold seven arrows in one hand, her cheeks were slightly red and she looked helplessly at Si Shu: "What can I do about this......
Some of the onlookers were already soft-hearted when they saw this, how brave this girl is, other girls are afraid of losing face and dare not play, only people dare to stand up and challenge themselves, only this courage is worthy of praise!
"Huh-" Xiao Chen's nine arrows fell steadily into the pot.
didn't even look at Lu Lian.
Everyone: "......"
Lu Lian applauded with admiration and cultivation, and asked Xiao Chen for advice quite humbly and sincerely: "Childe is really amazing! But I really don't know how to do this, I don't know if there is any trick in this? ”
What a down-and-out and generous girl who is willing to put down her body and have a bad face.
Xiao Chen glanced at her lightly: "I won't do what you will do when you come up." ”
"......" Lu Lian was stunned, she didn't expect this person to be so good, and she couldn't get off the stage when she landed, "I'm ...... I just wanted to give it a try......"
"The consequence of self-incompetence is self-inflicted humiliation. Xiao Chen dropped this sentence lightly, turned his head and walked away.
Wow--this kid! Everyone in the audience was shocked when they heard this--he really didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade! Such an embarrassment of the girl in public is destined to be lonely for the rest of his life!
The scene was quite awkward.
Lu Lian was almost angry, she didn't expect to meet such a damn man! Just hang her here, and the words are so ugly! Feeling several sneering glances on her face, Lu Lian felt more and more embarrassed.
Lu Jingwei also darkened his face angrily, and strode up to relieve his daughter: "Lian'er, don't worry, where there is a will, there is a way." Come, Daddy will teach you, you ...... like this."
The father and daughter were very inspirational to teach and learn in public, seriously discuss and be aggressive, and finally taught a similar, when Lu Lian stood on the throwing line with a face of humiliation and burden, optimistic and strong, ready to have a mental victory over the opponent Although defeated, he suddenly heard a wooden voice coming: "Is it necessary to cast again? You have already lost." ”
“……”
Lu Lian felt a sharp flash slash on her head.
Oh, yes...... She's already lost...... And they all woke up like a dream. Xiao Chen's three threw all of them into the pot, she didn't put the first one into the pot, and even if the first two put them in, she would lose!
So just now, the inspirational play that their father and daughter acted in front of everyone for a long time had a fart use! The girl surnamed Yan floated over with a word, and directly deprived her of the opportunity to throw the pot in the last two pots! Let her even have no room to save her image after she shows her eyes!
Lu Lian held the arrow and threw it, her face was red and blue, throw it, some people say that you don't measure yourself and humiliate yourself, don't throw it, wouldn't it be a joke to fight for breath and be indomitable just now? !
"Who should be in the next group?" Wu Ting asked with a smile, and directly flashed Lu Lian to the side, how unauthentic this girl is, Wu Ting has already heard Wu Yue tell him more than once, although he has no intention of falling into the well, but he will not take the initiative to relieve her, Xiao Chen said it well, the consequence of not doing enough can only be that you take your own humiliation, who is to blame?
As for what the onlookers think, it's radish and cabbage, some people hate to pretend to be a woman, and some people still like this bite, Wang Ba looks at mung beans, whatever you want, don't affect everyone.
Everyone's attention followed Wu Ting's words and put on Kang Shao and Liu Guanzhang, who were in the next group of battles, and the lottery drawn by the two was called "Lotus Throw", which is also a rather difficult throwing method, which needs to make the arrows thrown into the pot bounce out and hang on the ear of the pot just to form a lotus flower - just like Qiao Lu did just now.
Kang Shao and Liu Guanzhang each had nine arrows, and they all finished throwing in a short time, Liu Guanzhang lost two, and Kang Shao succeeded.
So far, Wu Ting's team is temporarily ahead, and there is still the last group left, everyone looks at Yan Zike, who doesn't know kung fu, his opponent is General Liu Shen, General Liu Shen has kung fu, and it is said that the army is also very popular in the pot throwing game, often used as a means to impose various training on the soldiers, no matter how you look at the snake spirit disease, there is no chance of winning.
And the lottery drawn by the two is still "crossing the bridge" - to throw a pot through a screen, the difficulty is almost the greatest among several groups.
The screen was inconvenient to move, so Wu Ting directly selected five or six tall people from the crowd to stand in a row with their backs to the casters to act as screens.
Liu Shen General did not say a word, three arrows per person, saw that he stood in the right position without hesitation, ding ding three sounds, the arrows crossed the top of everyone's heads to draw three beautiful parabolas, all of them hit! Everyone roared into applause, their eyes fell to Yan Zike, but they saw this unhurriedly holding the arrow behind the human wall pacing back and forth a few steps, and then stopped, raised his hand to throw, everyone laughed when they saw this, and they all turned their heads and ears and squeezed their eyebrows - this cargo station is crooked! Now there is a joke to see, the joke of the snake spirit disease can not be seen lightly!
Then everyone watched in unison as the snake spirit raised his hand and threw the arrow - a large oblique angle jumped over the human wall and fell into the pot with a "ding".
“……”
- You're so sick with snake spirit! Others are throwing at you diagonally, and you're going to be sick with snake spirit!
The movements of the snake spirit disease are elegant and leisurely, not like the toughness of General Liu, not like the delicacy of Wu Ting, not like the calmness of Qin Zhijue, not like Xiao Chen's sharpness, and not like Yan Qi's neatness, he is just at his fingertips, beautiful and comfortable, as if he doesn't care about the result at all, and only enjoys the pleasure of the game process.
This is a game, isn't it supposed to be a burden-free, enjoyable and easy to enjoy?
#来啊, be happy, anyway, there is a lot of time. #
Three arrows, arrows and arrows as you like, arrows and arrows easily enter the pot.
"Wow......" The onlookers were surprised, they didn't think that the snake spirit disease also had such skills, or some adults who were watching next to them said the mystery: Yan Zike and his two good friends were well-known players, as long as you can imagine the things in this world, there is no one who dare not play, any kind of game has already been played by those people, what is the pot throwing? In the past, the couple didn't use arrows to throw the pot, they used soybeans directly, and the soybeans could not go directly into the pot when they were thrown, and they had to go around the mouth of the pot three times and then fall into it, so that they could win-soybeans, wasn't it easier to bounce off than arrows? Isn't it more difficult than arrows to control the landing point? You have to go around three times, how do you master that strength, that angle, and that technique? These tricks you are playing with now have already been playing without playing, and who are you scaring about?
I can't do kung fu and can't stop a middle school with fun as the goal of life, and I can immerse myself in practice day and night!
After all six groups competed, Wu Ting's team clearly won.