Chapter Seventy-Two: Going to the Ditch
The dude is tired and has trouble again. Although they were supposed to take care of this matter, but now that they have really eaten other people's food, they can't do anything if they don't do anything. In this whole village, it is not easy to make up a meal like this, and probably only a happy event can have such a time.
And the three of them still eat so much, especially Wu Zheng's goods, one top two. The playboy now regrets that he should have fled with Luochen just now. But now, it's too late to say anything. At this point, I can only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach.
Wu Zheng was heartless, and chatted with the villagers next to him. Although he didn't know what Dude and Luochen had experienced last night, who wouldn't brag. The playboy looked at Wu Zheng's slapping of his chest, and he couldn't find the north, and the playboy felt the need to talk to Wu Zheng about the seriousness of the matter.
The playboy pulled Wu Zheng aside, wanting to tell Wu Zheng about what happened last night. However, I found that the people around me also followed. The playboy had no choice but to say to the people around him, "Let's go to the toilet." With that, the playboy pulled Wu Zheng in one direction.
At this time, the people around who had good deeds reminded them: "The toilet is over there." After speaking, he also pointed in the direction of the toilet.
The playboy smiled awkwardly, and pulled Wu Zheng to run in that direction. Finally, the playboy escaped from the crowd with Wu Zheng. However, the dude was still not at ease, and looked around again. Seeing that there were no villagers around, the playboy was relieved.
Wu Zheng was still a little unhappy, and he was chatting with the villagers just now, when he was pulled over by the playboy. finally had a chance to get soothed, and let the playboy make a mess. Wu Zheng's face was long, as if someone owed him a few dozen pieces of paper money.
The dude though I don't want to say it, because it's a bit embarrassing. But if Wu Zheng continues to blow like this, the three of them will probably not be able to leave. It is possible that I will have to stay in the village for the rest of my life, get married, have a baby, and provide for the elderly. The playboy doesn't want to enter the old age state early, and the young man should look like a young man. The most important thing for a person is not to be old-hearted, and when the heart is old, people will be old.
The playboy grabbed Wu Zheng's collar and said solemnly, "Do you know what happened last night?"
Wu Zheng shook his head: "I don't know." ”
"If you don't know, you're going to brag. "The dude is a little angry, and he feels a little funny.
Wu Zheng was not stupid, so he opened his mouth to defend: "Isn't I trying to publicize your strength as a dude, and let others look down on us." ”
Wu Zheng's sentence is still very popular, but how can it feel like a sycophant? Forget it, no matter, just shoot it, just be happy anyway. The playboy thought like this, and his anger disappeared directly.
Wu Zheng saw that it was useful to shoot sycophants, and he had to shoot again. But this time, the playboy spoke first: "Okay, although you are telling the truth, it is better not to tell nonsense if you don't know the truth." ”
Wu Zheng nodded vigorously, but in his heart he was complaining that the playboy didn't want to have a big face.
The playboy naturally didn't know Wu Zheng's careful thoughts, so he continued: "Actually, we weren't as chic as you said last night. The dude said this with a look of embarrassment on his face.
When Wu Zheng heard this, he became interested and asked, "What is that?"
The playboy looked at Wu Zheng's curious face, and his face was even more unbearable, and he was embarrassed to say it. This is slapping yourself in the face, or hitting yourself, you can't cry out in pain.
Forget it, let it out, I don't want this old face. The playboy thought to himself, anyway, the three of them knew about it. With Luochen's character, he will definitely not say it, as for Wu Zheng, if he reveals half a word, he will kill him. Okay, that's a happy decision. Thinking about it this way, the pressure on the playboy's heart is much less. Then open your mouth!
It all started after Playboy and Dust escaped from the encirclement, and the two of them trotted all the way with a pant, never able to shake off the hateful bats behind them. If it weren't for the fact that this thing was too ugly and unpalatable, the playboy would have bitten back a long time ago. The playboy has been bitten more than a dozen times before and after, and I don't know if these bats have infectious diseases.
The situation of falling dust is also very bad, although it has not yet hung the lottery, but it is estimated that it will not be able to hold on. If the dust falls first, then the playboy will be even more unable to hold on.
The two of them ran and suddenly noticed a ditch on the side of the road in front of them. The playboy had an idea, bats can't swim. Jump right into the water and you'll be able to shake it off.
So the playboy said loudly: "Jump." ”
Luochen ran in front, and ran to the ditch in three or two steps. But suddenly, he stopped. The playboy was still looking at the bat chasing behind, and he didn't brake the brake all of a sudden, and directly crashed into the body of the falling dust.
Falling dust was knocked down, and his body bent down and almost fell directly into the water. But fortunately, the balance of the falling dust is good, and he still stands up with a strong waist force.
At first, the dude wondered why the dust had stopped, but then he understood. This ditch is also so delicious, it's just spicy to the eyes. And there are some floating objects in the water, and I can't see what color it is at night. It wasn't going to be mud, he'd never seen mud of this color.
The playboy has a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, and it is simply a dilemma. On one side are bats drinking human blood, while on the other side are stinking black water ditches. The playboy feels that he is so powerless, the sky is unfair!
Even if the playboy is reluctant, he still has to jump, which is better than dead. Come on, the dude has a direct sample, a perfect diving position. After three and a half weeks of turning, he did not make any splashes when he entered the water, and then his whole body sank into it.
Immediately after that, the playboy surfaced. This sewage is really not something that ordinary people can bear, at least the playboy has not yet cultivated to that realm.
At this time, the playboy saw that the dust had not yet come down. The playboy was just about to speak, when he saw Luochen raise his sword above his head again. The same move, Playboy is too familiar. This thing doesn't mean to die, it's really stubborn.
The playboy knows the consequences, and once he cuts out the sword, he will lie directly on the ground and can't get up. The playboy has a headache, it used to be Wu Zheng, but now there is another dust, and there is no one who makes him worry. If this continues, the playboy will have to die young.
This sword, the playboy can't let the dust come out no matter what. Well, the dude decided. I saw the playboy jump out of the water and grab the right leg of the falling dust. Luochen's attention was all on the bat in front of him, and he didn't expect his own people to attack behind his back. Then there was a heart-wrenching scream, and the dust fell directly into the stinky ditch.
The playboy and Luochen hid in the water for a long time, and the gas was about to run out, and the bats reluctantly left. After that, the two waited until dawn to return.
After listening to the playboy's narration, Wu Zheng wanted to laugh. After a long time of trouble, the two of them couldn't beat the bat, and they were so embarrassed. Wu Zheng couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed directly. Wu Zheng hadn't been so happy for a long time, and tears were about to flow out.
The playboy glared at Wu Zheng with an impatient look. Wu Zheng saw it and trembled. I held it right away, and I almost held it out of internal injuries. Wu Zheng knew that if he couldn't hold it back, he would be beaten. Wu Zheng decided to remember this joke first and keep it for later laughter. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, we can endure it.
So, the two ended their conversation. Wu Zheng returned to the crowd. As for the playboy, he went away by himself. He had to think carefully about how to deal with this matter. Wu Zheng couldn't count on it, he still had to ask Luochen's opinion.
Wu Zheng, who returned to the crowd, looked a little restrained. He can't talk casually, lest he won't come back after bragging about it. If you want to brag, let the old man brag, anyway, he has a lot of experience and qualifications.
The villagers stayed at the old man's house until the sun was about to set, and at this time, the playboy and the dust also returned. This made Wu Zheng feel a little relieved. Just now, he was still suspecting that the two of them had run away secretly and left himself alone. Now that the two of them are back, Wu Zheng's hanging heart can finally be put down. We have the backbone, we have the backer, we are not afraid of anything.
The three playboys sent the villagers away, and finally stood alone under the crooked neck tree under the expectation of the whole village. Tonight, the villagers who don't have the good intentions will take them in again. The three of them are now the hope of the whole village, and the villagers of the village are waiting for the news of their victory.
The three of them could see that each family had closed their doors and windows one after another, for fear that bats would enter the house at night. This bat is so terrible that a lot of people in the village have died because of this before.
Wu Zheng didn't have a score in his heart, even the playboy and Luochen were chased and ran, where did he still have a way to live. Now the three of them are waiting for the bats to come over in a daze, and they don't know if they can survive. The playboy and the dust disappeared for a long time, and I don't know if I thought of an idea.
On this day, Wu Zheng was tormented enough. Ever since the playboy finished talking about last night's experience, he didn't eat well. And from time to time, there are villagers who ask this and that, and Wu Zheng doesn't know how to answer. simply, Wu Zheng pretended to be cold and did not answer. This is very tiring, Wu Zheng has maintained a serious face all day.
However, Wu Zheng did not do nothing, and he also had a general understanding of what happened in the conversations of many villagers.
There were no such bats in the village, but since recently, they have been appearing at night. At first, the villagers didn't take it seriously. But then, the number of these bats began to increase. And some villagers began to be bitten to death and suck the blood dry, which filled the village with a terrifying atmosphere. Since then, the villagers have learned to close their doors and windows at night. And it turns out that this can withstand the attack of bats. Later, the village closed its doors and windows every night. Until the arrival of the trio brought hope to the villagers.
At this time, the three of them were sitting under a dead tree with crooked necks, and the cold wind circled the dust and hit the faces of the three of them. The playboy felt that they were missing a few broken bowls, otherwise wouldn't this be just for food.
At this time, even Wu Zheng couldn't help but think: Why hasn't this bat come yet! This feeling of waiting for death is too uncomfortable, and Wu Zheng's little heart can't stand this kind of stimulation.