Chapter 438 Immortal Jump

"Dude, we're pure enough. Yang Meng took the wine glass and said: "When we come to Las Vegas, we don't look for women, we don't go to the casino, we go to watch the show." We're good enough. ”

Xiao Peng laughed: "Dude, I'm exercising you, you can't think about women all day long, right?"

Yang Meng snorted coldly: "You are a full man, you don't know that a hungry man is hungry." You've lived with Yali without shame during this time, what about me?"

Xiao Pengle was happy: "Yes, you still blame me! Okay, okay, where is this? Las Vegas happens to be your best hunting ground, go and find your target." ”

"What about you?" Yang Meng asked.

Xiao Peng picked up his wine glass: "I'll just drink two glasses here, and I'll go back to the room by myself in a while." ”

When Yang Meng heard this, he looked around with a wine glass: "Okay, I'm going to talk." I'll start with it, whoever is fast sleeps in a big room!"

In fact, the room in the suite they live in is about the same size, and the two of them are just bored and playing!

"Look at your monkey anxiousness. Get out!" Xiao Peng scolded with a smile.

Yang Meng took the wine glass and went to talk to someone, Xiao Peng patted the table: "Waiter, bring me another glass of 'hypocritical' tequila." ”

As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, he heard the voice of a woman next to him: "Handsome guy, should I invite you to have a drink?"

Xiao Peng tilted his head and saw that it was a blonde beauty, that body shape, tsk, domineering! Wearing a red close-fitting dress, the figure was exquisite, well, good, high score level!

Xiao Peng snapped his fingers: "Two glasses!"

But when he returned to the room, Xiao Peng found that he still underestimated Yang Meng! When Xiao Peng returned to the presidential suite with the girl in his arms, there was already an indescribable sound coming from the large suite。。。。。。

Xiao Peng was still a little embarrassed, but the girl in red didn't think so, and smiled at Xiao Peng: "Then this should be your room, right?"

Seeing Xiao Peng nodding, the girl in red grabbed Xiao Peng, dragged him into the room, and hugged Xiao Peng tightly and kissed him.

Heaven and earth conscience, Xiao Peng brought her back just to grab the room with Yang Meng, but now this is definitely not the case, I damn it, this is definitely a master! At this time, only ED patients can stop, right? Xiao Peng is obviously not.

Just at the critical moment, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door!

Xiao Peng walked out angrily and opened the bedrooms, and Yang Meng was the only one who could knock on the door at this time.

"Hey, what are you going to do, the room is all for you, what the hell are you doing!" Xiao Peng opened the door and said angrily. "What are you messing with in this joint?"

Yang Meng smiled, and took out a box of sleeves from his pocket: "To borrow Durex's advertising slogan, it is good to share! ”

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Please, you need this more, right?"

Yang Meng nodded, took out one from it and shook it in front of Xiao Peng: "One is enough!"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What? This is not your style? It's over in one time? Don't you always claim that you can toss to death? I thought you should be the kind of seven times a night, even if you can't get to seven times, five times should be fine, right?"

Yang Meng grinned: "Lao Tzu hit it until dawn!"

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Okay, buddy, you can blow better than me! Okay, get out!"

Yang Meng clenched his fists: "Dude, come on!"

"I'll go to your uncle's!" Xiao Peng returned to the room, and was interrupted by him like this, and his interest was gone, okay? But it was not his turn to worry about this matter, with the girl in red here, there was nothing she couldn't solve, and soon the two of them rolled together。。。。。。

The hurried doorbell woke Xiao Peng from his sleep, Xiao Peng looked at his watch, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon. And the woman in red is nowhere to be found.

Xiao Peng moved his muscles: "Come on, come on!"

Looking at Yang Meng's room, the door is still closed, this Nima sleeps like a dead pig.

Xiao Peng got dressed as he walked, came to the door in a pair of pajamas, and said while opening the door, "Who?"

As a result, as soon as I opened the door, I saw several men in suits standing in the doorway. One of them took out a document and flashed it in front of Xiao Peng's eyes: "Las Vegas county police, you are Xiao Peng, right? Someone accuses you of Qiang X, you have to go with us, you go in first and investigate the evidence." ”

Among the people who were with him, two directly grabbed Xiao Peng's arm, and the rest pushed Xiao Peng away and prepared to enter the room.

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Who are you?"

"I said, we are policemen!" The person who spoke took out a pistol directly from his pocket: "Do you want to resist arrest? I warn you! I have the right to shoot directly!" After speaking, he pushed Xiao Peng aside, and several people walked into the room in a big way: "Search!"

Xiao Peng patted the team leader on the shoulder: "If you want to search, you have to get my permission to search!"

The leader saw Xiao Peng patting himself, and pouted: "Hey, I said, let you two control him! What are you doing?"

As a result, when I looked back, the two people who grabbed Xiao Peng just now didn't know when they were already lying on the ground.

The leader still wanted to pull out the gun, but Xiao Peng suddenly raised his leg and kicked him in the stomach, and the man flew out directly and smashed heavily on the bodies of several other people. Like bowling, several people fell to the ground.

"Do you dare to attack the police? Do you know what a stupid thing you have done? You have caused a big disaster!" the leading police officer inhaled a cool breath, endured the sharp pain in his stomach, and shouted to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "You tell me honestly, who are you? No policeman is qualified to illegally break into other people's rooms like this." Where's your search warrant?"

The police officer was stunned for a moment, and Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Even if I am Qiang X, according to the laws of your Stars and Stripes Country, I am only a suspect now, and I am innocent before the judge pronounces the verdict. When can the police sentence me to the crime? and search my house directly? Do you really think I'm an idiot?"

Xiao Peng picked up the phone on the table: "I'll give you three seconds, hurry up and tell me honestly! Who are you!"

"We're the police! You're in trouble! You dare to attack the police? You're going to be in federal prison for the rest of your life!" the man was still shouting even after being knocked to the ground.

Xiao Peng sneered and pressed the phone directly: "Is it the front desk of the hotel? I am a guest of the 'Greench' suite, someone pretended to be a police officer and appeared in my suite, I think your hotel must give me an explanation!"

"We're really the police!" the man was still talking, but his eyes were already looking out the door.

Xiao Pengle said happily: "Dude, don't have any thoughts about escaping, you can't escape with me." I don't know who you are, but I can tell you this: even if you are really a police officer, I am not afraid of you at all, and I can sue you for the closure of the police station based on your behavior today!"

At this time, the door of Yang Meng's room opened, and he walked out in his pajamas yawning: "Xiao Peng, what about you demolishing the house?

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Pretend to be a policeman." ”

Yang Meng was stunned: "Pretend to be a policeman? What are they doing?"

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Said that yesterday that girl called the police and said that I forced her." ”

Yang Meng laughed out loud: "Dude, you're too unlucky, aren't you? You can do anything like this? Otherwise, I'll go to a lawyer?"

Xiao Peng laughed and said: "I said it all, are these policemen fake, do you think I'm teasing you? Do you really think that the Chinese people are timid and afraid of things? Cheating money has deceived us? Isn't that bare-assed and wearing woolen pants------ looking for thorns?"

Yang Meng walked over, kicked all of them unconscious, put aside the guns they were carrying, and said to Xiao Peng: "Look at you, you are not careful, you can find trouble with a woman." ”

Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng: "Damn, don't talk about me, the girl in your house is still there, right?" Let me tell you, prostitution is forbidden here, and it's a big trouble for you to let people see the girl in your house." ”

Yang Meng said proudly: "Trouble a fart! If you don't give money, it's not considered a prostitute? What trouble can they make for me?"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "My grass, buddy, it turns out that you are just shameless, now you are extremely shameless, you have evolved!"

Yang Mengle said happily: "You know a fart, look at me now, at least not like you caused such a big trouble." ”

The two were still chatting, and when they heard a knock on the door, Xiao Peng was happy: "This efficiency is quite fast." After saying that, I opened the door, and several hotel security personnel stood outside the door, and the leader said: "Is it Mr. Xiao? I'm Filco, the security manager of the 'Sword in the Stone' hotel, and just now we received a complaint that someone pretended to be a police officer and invaded your room? Where are they?"

Xiao Peng pointed to the ground behind him: "It's all there, come and take a look." ”

As soon as Xiao Peng's voice fell, the girl in red who accompanied her last night ran out of nowhere, pushed everyone away and ran to the person lying on the ground: "Thiago, are you okay?"

Filco was stunned: "Maggie, why are you here? You said Thiago? Is this Thiago?" After speaking, he turned over the person lying on the ground and looked at it: "Thiago?

Xiao Peng was stunned: "You know, Mr. Filco, please tell me who this is? What the hell is going on." ”

Filco looked embarrassed, hesitated for a moment and said, "Mr. Xiao, this person is a housekeeping staff in our hotel. I really can't figure out why he's here. This Maggie is his girlfriend. We've all seen it. ”

Maggie suddenly stood up from the ground, pointed at Xiao Peng and said hysterically: "You are unlucky! I will call the police now! You forced me X yesterday! I have evidence in my underwear!" After speaking, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and prepared to dial 911.

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Obviously, you took the initiative, right?

Maggie's eyes widened: "Yesterday it was you who made X! You took me back to the room, saying that you would come back together and continue to drink two drinks, but as soon as you entered the room, you pressed me down on the bed and gave me a strong X." ”

Xiao Peng was speechless, can this person be so shameless? Yang Meng laughed out loud when he heard it: "Xiao Peng, I can talk about this matter as a joke for a year!"

Xiao Peng gave him a blank look, but he knew how troublesome it was for others in the Stars and Stripes country to sue Qiang X, and he was recalling whether there was evidence on the road yesterday to prove that it was this Maggie who took the initiative to seduce him, and he had to have evidence to clear his name: "Mengzi, okay, don't joke at this time, this is not Huaxia, it is very troublesome to be sued by Qiang X in the Stars and Stripes Country!"

Yang Meng looked proud: "Dude, don't worry, isn't it just such a stupid girl? Let her call the police, I will let her go around without eating!"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Yang Meng laughed and said, "If I solve this trouble for you, tonight's consumption is all yours!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course it's no problem, let's say, what can you do?"

"Wait for me. Yang Meng returned to the room, and after a while, he came out with a DV in his hand: "See, you have to learn from Brother Guanxi to be a man, and save people's lives at a critical time!"

Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Hold the grass! Why are you secretly filming me?"

"Who secretly filmed you? This is my room, okay? You proposed to change the room yesterday! Do you want this video anymore?" Yang Meng was not to be outdone.

Xiao Peng hurriedly nodded: "Yes! I have to solve this big trouble!"

"Trouble a fart! Damn, this is so active? It's her who forces you, right? Tsk, how about suing her for blackmail now?" Yang Meng looked at the video and said!

Xiao Peng snatched the DV: "What the hell are you looking at? Zhen Nima's has made you defeat! At least you have to put my face on a mosaic! Mr. Filco, if you look at it this way, it was your hotel staff who betrayed the customer - just find someone to play fairy jumping? And the girl met in your hotel bar. Does this have anything to do with your hotel? Well, I'm calling the police now. Let the police take care of the matter. After speaking, Xiao Peng picked up the phone on the table and was about to call the police.

"Oh, no, Mr. Xiao, don't be impulsive! If you have something to say!" Filco hurriedly stopped Xiao Peng, if this Nima matter really got bigger, their hotel's reputation would be in big trouble.

Although he didn't know what Xiao Peng did, the person who could live in this 'Greench' suite must be a good one, and the rent of $12,000 a day was not something that everyone could afford. Otherwise, Maggie wouldn't have been eyeing him, would they?

Filco thought for a while: "Mr. Xiao, I apologize on behalf of the hotel for causing such a big trouble to Gurney, so let's contact our hotel leaders and let them solve this matter, you wait here for a while, okay?"

Xiao Peng looked at his watch: "Five minutes, if you don't give me an answer in five minutes, I will call the police and contact my media friends at the same time." ”