Chapter 63: What's in the Cave
Jiang Yeqing can be regarded as seeing Li Qingyuan Li Dagongzi's unbridled imagination, a small hole, in the eyes of Li Dagongzi is a world, Li Dagongzi said, don't look at this is a small hole, there are many thumb-sized villains living in it, living in groups, everyone is commensurate with sisters, coming out at night to steal something to eat, hiding in the hole during the day, the villains in it perform their duties, there are pocket villains who specialize in reading, known as little gentlemen, there are textile niangs the size of rice grains, there are small transporters who steal things, and there are little Menglang who specializes in giving people dreamsγ Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Lu Linlang held his chin and listened with relish, with little stars in his eyes, flashing and twinkling.
Jiang Yeqing was bored, saying that he praised Li Dagongzi too much because he was childlike, it was just nonsense, and he wanted to expose Li Yuanhao's lies: "Li Gongzi, Ye Qing doesn't understand, he came out at night to steal something to eat, why didn't he see that there was no food on the boat." β
Li Yuanhao gestured at the little mother's finger: "They are small and eat less, and it is normal that you don't find less food." β
This, I was speechless, Jiang Yeqing asked again: "It's black inside, how do they see?"
Li Yuanhao replied: "Living in the dark all year round, their eyes are extremely big, and they can see in the dark, but during the day outside, the sun is too dazzling, and they can't adapt to it, so they can only haunt at night." β
It was able to be self-consistent and logical, Jiang Yeqing was unconvinced: "It's cold in the dark, how do they dry the quilt? Don't they need to dry the quilt, I don't believe it." "Haha, see how you answer.
Li Yuanhao dragged his chin and explained: "Of course they also have to dry the quilt, but not in the sun, but in the starlight." Every night in the dead of night, they will move the bedding out, bask in the starlight and night breeze, when the sky is bright, and then move back to the cave, after a night of starlight, the night breeze blows, the quilt is soft, warm, very comfortable. β
This answer is quite ...... Romantic.
"Hiss", there was a sudden sound in the cave in the corner of the boat, as if something was moving, even if he didn't believe what Li Yuanhao said, Jiang Yeqing's heart also mentioned in his throat, could it really be that a villain the size of a thumb lived in it, and behind this cave was a world?
The hissing sound became louder and louder, and the three of them held their breath and their eyes widened, and the sound from the cave became louder and louder, and a pair of dark and shiny eyes emerged from the cave......
"Ah, the mouse!" Li Yuanhao shouted, jumped to the chair, held the Zimu knife with both hands, and the sword aura came out vigorously, making a gesture to fight the mouse.
There are no pocket-sized people at all, and the hole in the corner of the boat is a rat hole.
Although Lu Linlang and Jiang Yeqing are women, one has been practicing martial arts since childhood, and has a wide range of knowledge, not to mention Jiang Yeqing, who has been darts all year round and is not afraid of any mice, but the manly husband Li Yuanhao who was present was so frightened that he screamed.
The leader of the Dragon and Tiger Gang was stunned, and only after the rat appeared for a long time did he shout "rat" in panic, and hid behind Li Yuanhao in fear and sought shelter. Men like weak women, and a woman who is too strong is not likable, so Lu Linlang pretended to be panicked and showed that she was very scared.
actually thought of this way to curry favor with Li Qingyuan, Lu Linlang, I look down on you, Jiang Yeqing stomped his foot, and the mouse with one eye was so frightened that he hid back in the hole: "Hmph, a dignified manly man, afraid of mice, is it a shame?"
Li Yuanhao got down from the chair with palpitations, and hid from the black mouse hole far away: "How did you know that rats are terrible and can bite people." β
Lu Linlang nodded like pounding garlic, and echoed vigorously, Li Gongzi was right, what Li Gongzi said was very true.
"Oh, by the way, haven't you asked you two what is going on with me?" asked Li Yuanhao.
Jiang Yeqing said about the banquet to entertain Li Yuanhao, as soon as Li Yuanhao heard that there was something to eat, he naturally agreed, and said that it should not be too rich, there is no such troublesome and complicated dish as sea bass steaming, and the duck blood vermicelli soup is too troublesome, you must not do it, be careful I am angry.
Jiang Yeqing sneered, this is clearly asking for sea bass stew and duck blood vermicelli soup, why is this guy so vain.
Li Yuanhao was afraid that the two would not understand, so he repeated it again.
Lu Linlang agreed with a smile.
In the evening, Li Yuanhao walked into Lu Linlang's room a little nervously, stretched his neck and looked at the table, well, there is sea bass steamed stew and duck blood vermicelli soup, good.
Tonight's Lu Linlang is wearing a goose-yellow lotus skirt, with a goose egg face, smiling, smiling, extraordinarily beautiful, if it weren't for Li Yuanhao's slender figure, half a head taller than her, Lu Linlang is a very tall woman in the southern water and soil.
Jiang Yeqing was considerate, unwilling to make peace between the two, under the pretext of leaving, naturally he didn't really go, but eavesdropped next door, and before he left the room, Lu Linlang grabbed her arm, and said in a trembling voice: "I'm afraid!"
"I'm afraid of a fart!" Jiang Yeqing said angrily: "It's just to show your intentions, and it's not for you to make a personal promise, and you will enter the cave room tonight, what are you afraid of?"
"Ye Qing, can you not leave?" Lu Linlang looked at Jiang Yeqing pitifully.
Jiang Yeqing sighed faintly, since the appearance of this Li Qingyuan, Lu Linlang has changed from an independent woman with her eyes above the top to a forward-looking and resigned, Lu Linlang once wanted Li Yuanhao to sit in the position of the Dragon and Tiger Gang's big guest secretary, purely to give Li Qingyuan something, no other meaning, but I am afraid that Li Qingyuan will think that she is a scheming woman, and wants to tie Li Qingyuan of the Nine Rank Realm and Huang Chunfeng and Liu Baitong above the Nine Grades in the Dragon and Tiger Gang through the position of the Great Guest Qing.
Pressing Lu Linlang on the chair, Jiang Yeqing sat aside, poured a glass of sake, and pushed it in front of Li Yuanhao.
Li Yuanhao swallowed the food in his mouth and sniffed the wine in front of him: "I don't drink." β
Oh, don't drink, this is not bad, the man is full of stinky wine, the most annoying, Jiang Yeqing nodded: "But today is different, this glass of wine is specially paid tribute to Li Gongzi." β
Lu Linlang lowered his head and picked up his wine glass: "Li Gongzi, Linlang toasts you." β
"Oh, then I'd better be respectful. Li Yuanhao picked up his wine glass.
The two touched each other, Lu Linlang drank lightly, Li Yuanhao sniffed the wine glass again, raised his head and drank it, the wine entered the mouth, down the throat, and there was a hot pain in the lungs, like a fire, the wine swelled up, Li Yuanhao couldn't help coughing, snot and tears flowed out.
Lu Linlang hurriedly stepped forward, carefully helped Li Yuanhao beat his back, and said with self-reproach: "It's all Linlang's bad, let Li Gongzi suffer." β
If you really don't know how to drink, then you won't persuade and push wine, this is excellent, the corners of Jiang Yeqing's mouth curled, and he simply drunk Li Qingyuan tonight, as for the rest of the matter, it depends on how much courage Linlang can have.
"Hmm, Miss Jiang, why do you show such a sinister smile? Is there some conspiracy?" Li Yuanhao took a bite of shallots mixed with tofu and pressed it.
Jiang Yeqing restrained his smile and touched his cheek: "Is there one?"