Tut-tut, sitting in front of the sunny floor-to-ceiling window, picking up the black tea carefully prepared by Alice, and then spreading a newspaper to read, it is simply beautiful~

"Beauty, do you think you're a landlord living in the ancient century?" said little Hermione, who had just come out of the big library behind Swift's house. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The little girl was like having eaten gunpowder, suddenly full of firepower, with her long scattered hair, she really felt like a little lioness. Of course, in fact, in Xiwen's eyes, he is just a kitten with a paw.

However, someone didn't even give the kitten a corner of his eye, and continued to look at the newspaper in his hand: "Muggle town night horror, suspicious flying cars appeared" Think about the night George Fred took Harry was really ......

It was clear that Siwen had set up a teleportation point and taught George Fred how to make Hearthstone back to the city, but the two guys arrived in their illegally modified car.

First of all, when the thief helped Harry carry out the luggage locked in the cupboard under the stairs, George hit his head on the narrow staircase. The sound of scattered luggage woke up the Dursleys.

Then pull Potter, pull Potter, one, two, three, four, pull Potter, George Fred dragging Harry in the car, Aunt Vernon dragging Harry in the house, and little Harry sawing on the window frame for five minutes before finally getting rid of it.

In the midst of Uncle Vernon's scolding and gambling curses, the George Fred twins drove Harry into the sky in a car.

In order to show off, a certain driver comrade deliberately came to the door of Swift's house to drift in mid-air and flick his tail, which was very beautiful.

Xiwen picked up the small pocket under the Daily Prophet, well, a lot of Galleons, it seems that the reward for breaking the news in the Daily Prophet is really good.

Fred George is like a ghost around you, driving faster than a Hong Kong reporter, and a photo can get you at hand.

"Ill-gotten gains! Huh!" White Lori Hermione threw herself on Sivin's couch and snorted on his lap. snatched away the small money bag from Xiwen's hand, "Confiscated, punishment for you." ”

Punishment: What did the baby do wrong?

"Jane, what are you doing?" said a gentle, serious voice, as Mr. and Mrs. Granger, dressed in elegant clothes, followed Alice in.

When the parents saw the scene, little Hermione almost lay on Siwen's body and snatched the things from Siwen's hands. Compared to the concept of grabbing something, it looks more like a ...... between two people

"Woo......" Little Hermione's face instantly flushed, and the cute blush spread all the way to the little girl's pink neck, and her eyes instantly became hazy.

Little Hermione pouted her lips and jumped off the couch in Sivin, straightening her skirt and lowering her head, trying to bury herself in a non-existent knoll.

"Hello, Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger. Xiwen got up helplessly, and jumped into the Yellow River to clear the charge of pedophilia.

Fortunately, those unnutritious conversations don't appear in the conversations of several people. Today is the day when Siwen and the Granger family agree to go to Diagon Alley together to stock up on supplies and books for the next semester.

Although it is said that it can be purchased through the owl mail, or send Alice to buy it on behalf of you. But it's rare to be able to go to Diagon Alley once a year, and it's always good for young wizards to have more contact.

Hermione hummed and didn't know what she was humming, and pulled out a Hogwarts letter from her pocket, a list of must-have items for second-year students:

Charms Standard Course (2nd Grade Edition) by Miranda,

"Breaking with a Female Ghost" by Gilderoy Lockhart,

"Travelling with Ghouls" by Gilderoy Lockhart

"Vacation with a Witch" by Gilderoy Lockhart

"Walking with Trolls" by Gilderoy Lockhart

"Traveling on the Same Boat with Vampires" by Gilderoy Lockhart

"Wandering with Werewolves" by Gilderoy Lockhart

A Year with the Tibetan Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart

……

There was some silence on the scene, but Mr. Granger broke the situation, and he asked with some confusion: "Is this Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart a great wizarding educator? ”

Sivin's facial muscles twitched unnaturally a few times, and Gilderoy Lockhart ...... Educationist...... Well, Lao Tie, I'm afraid that after you know the truth, a mouthful of old blood will spit on the wall.

Just like in a mysterious ancient oriental country, the biography of an aquatic animal that has a special love for older women, relying on its own attributes, water, has been handpicked by a certain cultural group in the ancient oriental country to become platinum, and an overwhelming number of followers followed.

Since then, the core of research in the entire ancient oriental cultural circle has shifted to water and disconfinement. Even if the people are not happy, there are still countless followers.

And the lewd man near the campus, one day after getting a stinky and long footwrap of the school flower, he was inspired and worked hard to write.

Its writing feature is that the protagonist pretends to be 13 in various ways, and then rounds off 100 million heroines who are abducted by their families, enemies, and passers-by, and the protagonist will shout something in the back one day......

The followers simply made the ancient Oriental literary world wail. Of course, there are people who do like this bite.

You don't see the brothers who became Spider-Man in various parallel worlds leisurely watched Uncle Ben die, the brothers who became Iron Man leisurely watched the Stark couple die, and the brothers who became Bo Fengshui's disciples watched the battle of the Nine-Tails strongly, and then shouted that one day, ten years will not be too late or something is also talked about.

The same thing happened in the UK. After Siwen got along with the harmless vampire family in Fox Town and wrote a novel that became popular throughout the wizarding and Muggle worlds, there were countless followers.

Gilderoy Lockhart is one of the most prominent of those who follow the trend. To this day, Si Wen still remembers the letter that Lockhart sent to him in flowery characters, and he was extremely flattering.

However, unlike the Western language, which is cold and cold-faced with readers and publishers. Neither the Wizarding World's Lake Elf Press in the Scottish Highlands, nor the Muggle World's Royal Press would bother him.

Gilderoy Lockhart, who did his best to cater to the publisher's propaganda and marketing, looked already red.

At least now he is very famous among certain groups of women, and has been awarded the title of the Most Distinguished Friend of Women.

Of course, the magic hand that lurks in Lockhart's evil novel does not let go of some young girls who lack self-judgment, such as the angry white silk loli.

Of course, as soon as the sinful hand was stretched out, he was interrupted by Sivin, and he didn't have to find out what color Gilderoy Lockhart's underwear was, and how many times he wetted the bed when he was a child.

The most important content is the origin of the material for the novel. Xiwen has to praise this guy for being really powerful, he actually went to pretend to be a good person to chat with people first, and when he took out all the valuable information on you, he forgot about it.

It's a pity that such a good idea and talent are not absorbed into the secret service, I don't know if MI6 expatriate agents need it, I can introduce it. After all, MI6 still has an old friend of Syvin, Johnny English.

Little Lori, who learns the truth about Lockhart, is about to transform into Sailor Moon on the spot, incarnate as a messenger of justice, and go to crusade against Lockhart.

"Well, maybe the teacher of this Defence Against the Dark Arts class is a Lockhart book fan. Sivin told the Granger couple a little bit about Gilderoy Lockhart, of course, first of all, leaving aside the similarities between the two.

"Are you going to read novels in class?" Mrs. Granger was a little worried about little Hermione's education.

While going out to Diagon Alley, she wondered if she should consider going to the largest online Internet book city 'Volga' to import a few copies of "Three Years to Start and Five Years Without Loss" from the ancient Eastern civilization?

Of course, the textbook that started teaching calculus in junior high school in a certain evil red empire is still forgotten, and it is really not something that ordinary people can bear. And not everyone has the talent to become an oligarch by virtue of their mathematical knowledge after the collapse of the country.