Episode 135 Mud Hero!
Soap's presumptuous attitude shocked the two big boys, Yue'an and Fantuan, and the same thought came to mind at the first time: This little guy's braincase is broken?
Don't talk about them.
Even Ant Bazhi was stunned on the spot for a while. She didn't understand what a "star master" was, what a "movie" was, and what a "kung fu" was, and she was caught off guard by the unexpected retort of soap, and she forgot how to respond.
After a few moments, the color of pork liver slowly welled up on her face.
"Sister Bazhi, she is still a child, she doesn't mean to scare everyone. ”
Seeing this, Ant Jasmine hurriedly came up to play a round game.
"What kind of children! Can children mess around? Which of the 10,000 students present is not a child!" roared like a lioness of the ants, splashing Jasmine on the face.
She turned her head to Ant Jianhua and shouted: "Teacher Jianhua, today is your class, according to the school rules, students who are late and teasing the teacher, what do you say should be done?"
Ant Jianhua looked at her, and then looked at Ant Jasmine, one party wanted to be punished, and the other party wanted to protect, all of them were their own leaders, and they suddenly hesitated in their hearts, and they looked embarrassed.
When Ant Bazhi saw her appearance as a wall grass, he was about to get angry, but he heard Ant Jianhua hesitate to speak:
"Dean, otherwise, you don't care about the villains, give them another chance, and test them on the spot with the most basic questions about architecture, and if they can't even answer such a simple question, they will be punished for shaving all day and not allowed to eat. ”
Ant Bazhi stared at her, the old fox, kicked the ball to himself again, but... It's also a way, at least to block the mouth of the cheap girl Ant Jasmine, she looked down and thought about it, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
She rolled her eyes and asked about the rice ball and soap:
"We ants build houses, the most basic material, is soil, you can talk about it, soil can be divided into several categories, which types are sticky, suitable for building materials. ”
Her voice just fell.
The rice balls and soaps on the opposite side were immediately dumbfounded.
Children who grew up in the city, where have they dealt with mud, let alone classification, the city is all cement and mud, and they haven't seen it a few times a year.
The ant-jasmine tentacles wrinkled.
This question seems simple, but in fact it is the least simple, even if they have dealt with mud all their lives, they can only barely answer it.
This dean is really poisonous!
But she can't say anything at this moment, because this question is indeed about the soil on the surface, and the knowledge of the soil is the most basic problem in architecture, in the eyes of onlookers, this is naturally not a deliberate bullying of freshmen who have not taken classes, which is beyond reproach.
The little girl wanted to start spilling again, but when she saw the ant jasmine with a concerned look, it was not good to lick her again, so she had to hold back and stop being presumptuous.
The two of them looked at Yue An, but they were desperate to find that Yue An was not only kept silent, but also inexplicably distanced himself from them, and it seemed that he was ashamed to face them.
Their helpless and embarrassed expressions were fully seen by the ant branches, and a nameless refreshment welled up in their hearts, and they saw the ant jasmine biting her lip on the side, and her tentacles wrinkled into two twisted twists, and their hearts bloomed even more happily.
She cleared her throat and was about to open her mouth to announce the punishment decision, when she heard a jingle bell, and the rice ball took out a glowing stone from her pocket, looked at it hurriedly, and when she raised her face to face her again, she showed a strange smile.
I saw this little chubby paper and immediately came to life:
"Ahem, Lord Dean, there are 12 types of soil: leaching residual soil, ash soil, dry soil, new soil, frozen soil, organic soil, weak soil, black loam soil, oxidized soil, leaching soil, extremely fertile soil, and bentonite soil. Among them, leaching residual soil, weak soil, leaching soil, extremely soiling and bentonite have strong viscosity, which is most suitable for building materials. ”
The rice ball finished in one breath with joy. Or to say it word by word to the phone.
Just listen to the sound of gasping air in the audience.
Then calm returned, and there was silence.
Dean Ba's eyes are about to burst out, so like this, as far as she knows, even the most proficient in soil quality Ant Jianhua only knows 7 classifications, and she herself only knows 5 types, but the little fat paper in front of her, the sausage mouth, is actually a scary 12 kinds as soon as she opens her mouth.
Ant Bazhi swallowed hard.
Fangiri's eyebrows fluttered: "May I ask the dean, is our answer correct?"
Ant Bazhi: "It's... That's right. ”
Fangiri continued to dance with his eyebrows: "May I ask the dean, do you have anything else to add?"
Ant Bazhi: "No... No, no. ”
Ant Jianhua was surprised to find that her old leader actually seemed to have become a wooden man. Before she could step forward to comfort her, she saw Dean Ba rubbing her forehead and muffled at her:
"Don't go back to class soon......"
The rice ball quietly rushed to Yue'an, who was hiding not far away, and stretched out two fingers to make a V-shaped victory, which was the text message that Yue'an secretly sent to him, which not only relieved him and Soap's urgent need, but also slapped the square face at the same time.
Fantuan now admires Yue An so much, he simply admires it so much, a scholar is a scholar, and even the inconspicuous thing of mud is so proficient.
In fact, he also overestimated Comrade Viet An.
The reason why Yue An has an accurate study of mud is because he painstakingly created a comic called "Mud Hero" before, and did a lot of analysis of mud, but unfortunately the editor thought it was too alternative and rejected his manuscript.
But at this moment, Yue An is the "mud hero" in his pen, he saved the lives of rice balls and soap! Let two foodies go without eating for a day, that is to kill them!
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This interesting episode made the eyes of more than 10,000 ant students look at the rice balls, and little stars pop up in their eyes, which is exactly the gaze of 100% pure brain-dead fans.
Although they are also natives and grew up in the mud pile since childhood, their understanding of mud is not as good as the fur of rice balls, but because of the presence of Dean Ba and Teacher Jianhua, they dare not come forward to get close, so they have to have hot eyes.
With a gloomy face, Antbazhi sat back down under the tree.
Teacher Jianhua began to lecture, probably because the knowledge of the outbreak of rice balls just now was so amazing that the usually confident architect became cringe.
I thought, in case this magical little chubby paper stands up and asks a few esoteric questions, it will be miserable, the slap in the face is small, and it is a problem if the position is not kept.
Therefore, the original 30-minute theory class ended in less than 15 minutes. The reason is that the previous episode was delayed too much.
I would like to announce the start of internship immediately.
Suddenly, Ant Bazhi came over, biting her ears at her tentacles, and then listened to Teacher Jianhua announce to everyone: "Today's construction class, the implementation of new reward and punishment regulations, all students listen, every eight people are divided into a group, plowing, transporting, wall competition, the top three in the total score of the three, tomorrow can take the grazing class in advance, the bottom three of the total score, tomorrow go to the cemetery to learn to clean up the remains." ”
As soon as these words came out, 10,000 students immediately cheered, and they were so elated that it was like a human festival!
Yue'an Rice Ball and Soap Soap were the opposite, and the three of them were all trembling with fear at the last sentence. (To be continued.) )