Chapter 770 I'm a big dog
"Okay! Of course, it's okay! Wife, you take Xiao Peng and them to the room to rest for a while, after all, you've been tired all the way! I'll cook it myself today, so I can let you taste the white meat and blood sausage stewed with sauerkraut in our hometown!" Dai Bolong looked happy. When you go out, you think about the taste of your hometown. "Xiao Peng, do you have anything you don't like to eat? I'll make a few more dishes. ”
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "As long as it's not a cheese hot pot, anything is fine, you see I'm forced to bring pork by myself, I really can't stand this European cheese!"
After hearing this, Dai Bolong laughed: "Okay, Xiao Peng, I understand, you take a rest first, and I'll take care of the rest!"
Xiao Peng and the others did not refuse, and under the leadership of An Xiaoya, they went up to the second floor, four people and four rooms. Xiao Peng did feel a little tired, so he simply took a hot bath and fell asleep.
When Xiao Peng woke up, he heard the sound of an argument below, Xiao Peng was curious, got dressed and walked out of the room and walked down the stairs, and heard someone shouting: "It's him!"
Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment, and took a closer look, okay, it's a familiar recipe and a familiar taste. It's still a combination of a Swiss policeman and an old lady, and what the hell is wrong with this time?
Xiao Peng looked at the policeman, hey! Yes! Isn't this the policeman who checked his two dogs at the gate of the town just now?
"Mr. Officer, what's the matter? My car stopped crookedly again?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled, now he is helpless, someone will call the police if he stops crookedly, God knows what the strange reason is this time?
The police also recognized Xiao Peng and said to Xiao Peng: "Sir, I'm sorry, this lady just called us the police and suspected that you were carrying prohibited items." ”
"What's that?" Xiao Peng was stunned again, what is a prohibited item?
The old lady next to her pointed at Xiao Peng: "It was him just now, who entered the house with two black opaque plastic bags." Those two black plastic bags are huge, and I suspect they are human corpses!"
Xiao Peng covered his face, this old lady Nima is really idle and has nothing to do.
He remembered that when he came, Arlie had said in the car: "If you want to live in Switzerland for a long time, you must live in a big city, not a small town." ”
He was puzzled at the time, he thought that the scenery of the town was good, and now he knew why, oh my God! This Swiss gossip is far more than the seven aunts and eight women in China!
These people who live in a small town are extremely boring, and all the old people in this family are observing and discussing their every move, especially those like Dai Bolong, who are both foreigners, and that is even more of a key object of observation! Think about it, Xiao Peng ran back from the house to the car and came back with two bags of meat, and the whole process only took a few tens of seconds, so that the old lady could see it and call the police, do you say they are?
What? St. Moritz is a city, a city with a permanent population of only 5,000 people! Is that any different from a small village?
Xiao Peng looked at Dai Bolong helplessly, Dai Bolong also looked at him helplessly, and the old lady said to Dai Bolong with a kind look at this time: "Mr. Daniel Buhler, we have been good neighbors for many years, although you are a Chinese immigrant, you have done everything very well, and you have never caused inconvenience to our lives. However, we know that you run a family hotel, and for your safety, your tenant identity needs to be further verified. It's about the safety of our entire town. ”
Xiao Peng was powerless to complain after hearing this, and the police officer was a little helpless on his face, he had seen Xiao Peng and a few girls beside him, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a criminal. The people who come to visit St. Moritz are rich people, and he still has the price of these eyesights.
But after all, I still received the alarm, and I have to deal with it.
He said to Xiao Peng, "Sir, I wonder if you can show me what the object this lady suspects is?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Mr. Officer, of course there is no problem in showing you, but I want to know, if this lady's accusation against me is unfounded, will she bear any responsibility?
When the police heard this, they didn't know how to answer: "Sir。。。。。。 This question。。。。。。 ”
Xiao Peng asked: "If I don't take responsibility for calling the police casually, then can I call the police at any time, today I said that I suspect that she stole my wallet, and tomorrow I call the police and say that I suspect that she hurt my dog, can I call the police without taking responsibility like this?"
After hearing this, the policeman coughed violently: "Sir, I know that this incident may cause confusion in your life, but we are only policemen, and you also know that it is a matter for the court to decide whether you are guilty or not." ”
Xiao Peng nodded, no matter what, this policeman's attitude is not bad, this matter really has nothing to do with him, and Xiao Peng is not the kind of person who loses his temper indiscriminately.
"Brother Dai, what about the meat I brought?" Xiao Peng asked.
"Except for the cut ones, they were all in the kitchen freezer. Deboron replied,
Xiao Peng nodded: "Mr. Officer, please come with me to the kitchen." After speaking, he took them into the kitchen, found the freezer and opened it, the black bag containing the pork was still inside, Xiao Peng took it out directly and put it next to the police, and the bag also had the tax bill and exemption certificate for the pork, he took it out and handed it directly to the police for him to check. If you want to bring such a pile of pork to Switzerland, you can't just carry it, you have to have all the proofs.
"Any more questions, Mr. Officer?" Xiao Peng asked.
The policeman shook his head: "Sorry sir, I apologize for the inconvenience, Mrs. Hänsel, you also saw that this is just a piece of pork, not a human corpse!"
How do you know that Mrs. Hänsel still refuses to let go when she hears this: "Are you sure this is pork? It's not another kind of meat? Maybe it's human flesh and it's fake pork?"
After hearing this, the policeman's face was even more helpless: "Mrs. Hänzel, all the formalities here, including the certificate of origin and the certificate of customs duties, are all complete. ”
"Are you sure it's all true, as far as I know, the Chinese are the most fake!" retorted Mrs. Hänzel.
"Alas. After she said this, a sigh came from the side.
Yali didn't know when she came over, and when she heard Mrs. Hänzel's words, she let out a sigh, but she knew Xiao Peng, and after Mrs. Hänzel said this, it meant that Xiao Peng would not give up again.
Xiao Peng saw Ya Li: "When did you come?"
Yali smiled bitterly, "When I heard her say something she shouldn't have said." After speaking, he took out a golden card from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Peng: "Now, here you go." ”
Xiao Peng asked, "Why are you giving me this? I'm not out of money?"
"You don't have a Swiss bank account, it's a UBS bank card, it's more convenient to use this here. Yali handed the bank card to Xiao Peng: "This is the supplementary card of my mother's bank card, it is more convenient to use this here." It's okay, just go back and turn the money around. ”
UBS Bank Xiao Peng knows that it is also the most famous bank card in Switzerland. Its capital and power are the second largest banks in Europe. But he really hadn't seen this bank card. But he didn't care, as long as there was money in the card, he would go back and return the money to Yali.
Everyone looked at Xiao Peng inexplicably, not knowing what the two of them were doing, what were they doing with a bank card?
Xiao Peng just wanted to take the bank card, but suddenly the doorbell rang, and Dai Bolong rang the intercom doorbell: "Who?"
"Old Dai, don't drag your awkward German, hurry up and open the door!" came a voice in Chinese over the walkie-talkie.
Deboron said to the crowd, "It's my friend! I'll open the door for him first." After finishing speaking, he pressed the button, and it didn't take long to see a Chinese man wearing a 'Under Armour' sportswear walk in, but the first thing he said when he entered the house made Xiao Peng stunned for a long time.
I saw him look at the policeman inside: "What's the matter? Is this here to arrest me again?"
Xiao Peng is very concerned about this word 'again'.
"Xiao Fengzi, what nonsense are you talking about?" Dai Bolong said angrily!
"Hey, you don't know what's going on!" The man called 'Little Fengzi' waved his hand: "Anyway, I say Chinese and they don't understand, you are nervous! What did I see?"
Before Xiao Peng came back to his senses, the man called 'Xiao Fengzi' had already walked up to him, but he was not looking at him, but staring at the bank card in Ya Li's hand, and asked Xiao Peng in German: "Is this the legendary UBS gold card?"
Ali nodded and shook her head, answering him in German, "It's just a secondary card. ”
'Little Fengzi' eyes widened, and he suddenly turned his head to Dai Bolong and said in Chinese with an excited face: "Sleep, old Dai, when did you slaughter the big dog? UBS gold card! Do you know what this means? You need ten billion dollars in bank deposits to get this card! This girl's family is absolutely awesome." Does she have a partner?
Dai Bolong had already covered his face, and 'Xiao Fengzi' asked puzzledly, "Dude, what are you nervous about?"
At this time, An Xiaoya walked over, saw a bunch of people standing here, frowned and asked, "Why is it not over yet?" Xiao Peng, do you know now how nonsense some Swiss neighbors are? Ya Li, let's go, go and try my homemade ice cream, in our Huaxia, it's better for men to deal with such things. ”
Yali smiled slightly, handed the bank card to Xiao Peng, and said to An Xiaoya: "Okay, you're right. We went and called Jimma and Yumi together. ”
'Xiao Fengzi' was dumbfounded, because the two were communicating in Chinese. Dai Bolong pointed to Xiao Peng, who was holding a bank card in his hand, and said, "Na, didn't you ask her if she had a partner? If there is no accident, he will stand beside you." ”
Xiao Fengzi turned his head stiffly, and saw Xiao Peng holding the UBS gold card in his hand and waving his hand at him and smiling at him: "Hi, hello, I'm the big dog you just said." ”