Chapter 99: Mountains and rivers do not rotate

The mountain road where four carriages can run side by side is extremely quiet, Li Chengfeng was dumbfounded, he couldn't help but glance at Su Yuehan, the corner of Su Yuehan's eyes twitched, and said, "Young master, is it too late for us to go back to the Tibetan Pavilion now?"

Li Chengfeng said dryly: "Yes, it should be too late, right?"

Su Yuehan suddenly pointed at the two men in front of her and said, "Ouch, young master, look, aren't these the two people who blackmailed us before?"

Li Chengfeng looked at it, and his eyes widened suddenly, these two people were short and the other had obscene faces, who were the two who didn't touch porcelain at the bottom of the mountain?

Oh, this is really a landscape that doesn't turn around, and we'll meet here again!

Li Chengfeng had a flash of inspiration in an instant, and almost clapped his hands and laughed: Oh, if you really want to sleep, someone will send you a pillow! These two liars, even if they were abducted and deceived in the pit at the bottom of the mountain, they actually disguised themselves as the senior brothers of the Hidden Sword Pavilion and tried to cheat on the mountain!

If you meet someone else, forget it, if you meet your grandfather and me today, you will have fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes!

Li Chengfeng crossed his waist and reprimanded: "You two bastards, just touch porcelain and blackmail at the bottom of the mountain, young master, I will spare your life, I can't imagine that I will come again now?"

When these two people saw Li Chengfeng, they were also stunned, and then they were both furious, and the short man said loudly: "Senior brother, it's that little liar!"

Li Chengfeng was furious, and he rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward and said, "You are a liar! In broad daylight, you dare to pretend to be the senior brother of our Lingshan faction!"

The short man said angrily: "Fart, Lao Tzu is from the Lingshan faction!

Li Chengfeng walked up to them and said angrily: "Fart! It's up to you? Which Heavenly Pavilion are you from!"

The man with an obscene face said angrily: "We are from the Hidden Sword Pavilion, who are you! Dare to be so arrogant and presumptuous!"

Li Chengfeng laughed: "Am I arrogant and presumptuous? Ha, God really doesn't have long eyes, you people like you who have been touching porcelain and robbing the road at the foot of Lingshan for most of the day dare to say that others are arrogant and presumptuous?"

Su Yuehan on the side couldn't help but laugh, and said in a forked waist: "That's it!"

The short man glared at Su Yuehan, and Su Yuehan immediately ducked behind Li Chengfeng and grimaced at the two of them.

The short man said angrily: "We are all monks of the Lingshan Sect, this is the way to the Hidden Sword Pavilion, we are guarding and collecting money, what's wrong! But you, you hairy boy, dare to talk to us like this! Are you tired of being crooked?"

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily and said: "Okay, after touching the porcelain and pretending to be a monk, there is a kind of thing! Just by virtue of your appearance, you dare to say that you are a monk of the Lingshan Sect or a senior brother of the Hidden Sword Pavilion?

With that, he moved and threw himself at the two of them.

The short man laughed angrily: "There is a kind! Dare to do it with us, just now there are many people under the mountain and don't care about you, now you actually have a road in the fairy world, you don't go, and there is no way in the netherworld, you come here! Today, I will let you know that I know that you know ...... master."

As he spoke, he reached out to pull out the sword hidden behind him, but as soon as his hand reached the back of his head, he saw a figure flash in front of him, and then the senior brother beside him flew out.

The short man widened his eyes and turned his head to look, but saw that Li Chengfeng was riding on his senior brother at this time, with one hand and one mouth, opening the bow left and right, and the fight was loud, and he scolded while beating: "Say, are you liars!"

The short man pulled out his sword and said angrily: "Let go of my senior brother! Tell you, we are really from the Sword Pavilion, you dare to ......"

The kung fu he spoke, Li Chengfeng had already crackled more than a dozen mouths and sucked down, and the obscene-looking guy only had time to scold a few words, his mouth became swollen, and he whined and begged for mercy: "Stop fighting, stop fighting!"

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Say, are you liars!"

The obscene-looking guy had tears in his eyes and cried, "Yes, yes, I'm a liar!"

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Are you the only one who is a liar!"

The guy with an obscene face hurriedly said: "He, he is also a liar!"

The short man said angrily, "Senior brother, what are you talking about!"

Li Chengfeng slapped him a few more times, and said angrily: "Are you two liars? Is there anyone else who is your accomplice?"

The obscene-faced guy cried, "No, no!"

Li Chengfeng slapped his bow left and right, and slapped him a few more times: "Nonsense! How can you do this business without looking at the wind! Sell the stolen goods? How do you sell the stolen goods? How do you usually divide the stolen goods? Where do the thieves usually hide the stolen goods! Say it, tell it all!"

The short man on the side opened his mouth and said in his heart: "Obediently, the door is clear! It seems that he has met the ancestor of the thief!"

The obscene-looking guy was dizzy and cried, "Senior brother, it's all handed over to the senior brothers!"

Li Chengfeng slapped him angrily a few more times: "You still want to pretend to be a senior brother! You're talking about your family!"

The guy with an obscene face cried: "This big brother, uncle! As long as grandpa doesn't beat me, our whole family can be liars!"

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily: "What a fart!" said that he was going to fight again, but he saw this obscene-looking guy scream, and his head tilted and fainted.

Li Chengfeng turned his head to look at the short man, and the short man suddenly had a spirit, as if he saw the demon king, he subconsciously took a step back, holding a long sword, his voice was like a rooster being choked by the throat, and he said hoarsely: "You, what are you going to do!"

Li Chengfeng got up and walked towards him, this short man pointed at Li Chengfeng with a sword, and said, "You don't have to come here, otherwise, I will kill you!"

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily: "Okay, I want to see how you kill me!"

The short man gritted his teeth and said: "You can be careful, I am the famous sword 'Liufeng' of the Lingshan Sect's Tibetan Sword Pavilion, sharpening iron like mud, blowing hair can be broken, not only can you take people's heads thousands of miles away, but you can also ......"

Li Chengfeng jumped in front of the short man and looked down at him condescendingly, as if the long sword in his hand did not exist, his chest was against the tip of his sword, and he smiled cruelly: "What else?"

Where has the short man ever seen such a terrifying demon king of the mixed world, his body is a spirit, a flash of inspiration appeared in his mind, his legs bent, he knelt on the ground with a puff, kowtowing like pounding garlic: "Grandpa spare his life, grandpa spare his life!"

Su Yuehan couldn't help laughing on the side.

Li Chengfeng grabbed the short man from the ground and said angrily: "Who are you, why do you dare to pretend to be the senior brother of the Lingshan Sect!"

Before the short man could speak, Su Yuehan suddenly pointed behind Li Chengfeng and said, "Young master, he's running away!"

Li Chengfeng was furious, he copied the long sword in the short man's hand, and then waved it at the short man, the short man suddenly screamed in fright, fell back, sat on the ground with a butt, and screamed: "I'm dead, I'm dead!"

He sat down on the ground, and after a while, he subconsciously touched his forehead with his hand, and then touched his body, and found that he was unscathed, and then struggled to get up.

The short man saw Li Chengfeng chasing the obscene-looking guy, he quickly turned his head and ran away in another direction, Su Yuehan hurriedly pointed at him and shouted: "Hey, stop, don't run!"

The short man was so frightened that a spirit stood in place, but he ran and stopped, and suddenly his robe cracked in half with a thud, and he slipped from his body and fell to the ground, revealing his slippery body inside.

Su Yuehan's face suddenly turned red and she took a sip.

Only then did the short man know that Li Chengfeng's sword was sticking to his flesh, splitting his robe, and he was naked inside, and subconsciously covered his crotch with his hand, and hurriedly grabbed the torn robe, covering his lower body, and then turned around and fled.

Su Yuehan saw him fleeing in a hurry with his bare ass, his appearance was ridiculous, and she couldn't help but lean back with laughter, her eyes rolled, and she casually used the most inconspicuous spell, flicked her fingers, and slashed at his ass with a wind knife.

The short man screamed, covered his ass and fell to the ground, just hit the ground, and immediately jumped up like a spring, covering the crotch of his pants in front of him with both hands and screaming miserably.

Su Yuehan laughed so much that tears were about to flow, she clapped her hands and laughed: "It's really clear from heaven, and the retribution is not happy! The little liar met the big deceit......

Li Chengfeng turned his head and glared at Su Yuehan: "Who is the big liar!"

Su Yuehan hurriedly swallowed the remaining word back, and she smiled and said, "It was the little liar who met the big hero!"

Li Chengfeng turned his head contentedly, Su Yuehan grimaced at his back, laughed softly, and said, "I'm still a shameless liar!"

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