Chapter 163: The Coffin

In Huafu, it has suddenly become particularly lively recently, and people are in full swing to prepare for the wedding of the playboy. The young lady also walked and chatted with Mrs. Hua all day long, like a good wife and mother. Although the playboy didn't say it clearly, he had already scolded this hypocrisy in his heart.

Hua Baishi can be regarded as the busiest person except for the old housekeeper, so he has to write this wedding invitation himself. Especially the one sent to Liu Haifeng, it was not a while and a half to ponder, all kinds of words were chewed, and they were changed and changed. Not only that, but the palm-long dictionary in the house was about to rot, and in the end, it took almost a day to hastily write the following lines:

Liu Haifeng, Wu'er will be held in the bright and translucent hall about fifty-four steps behind the main hall of Huafu at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, and please be sure to bring more congratulatory gifts. This time, you can go to the main gate and speak carefully to prevent the beating from happening again.

After writing these, it's not enough, Hua Baishi also went to personally measure the number of steps, and the spirit of seeking truth and pragmatism is worth remembering. Finally, looking at the invitation card in his hand, Hua Baishi smiled like a child.

The playboy was not idle this day, and dragged Wu Zhenghe to the account room at night, stealing a bunch of silver tickets with great fanfare. No, I should have taken a bunch of silver tickets. I couldn't take it myself, so I simply stuffed it into the sleeves of Wu Zheng's clothes and neck stalks, and Wu Zheng didn't resist. The first time I felt the feeling of being stuffed with money, I felt that cool and crooked in my heart.

However, when the upper body was stuffed, the playboy had the idea of fighting for the lower half of his body with bad intentions. This frightened Wu Zheng, and he waved his hand and said that it was enough, and the playboy stopped moving.

Next, Wu Zheng went to the street with a full body of silver tickets. It is only now that Wu Zheng really has a deeper understanding of the role of money, and it turns out that he can buy things and keep warm. The cold wind blew, and it couldn't penetrate the silver ticket. It turns out that this cold wind is also so fond of money, and his eyes are open when he sees money.

To this day, Wu Zheng can be regarded as having learned the skill of walking and throwing money around, and every few steps, he uses a few disobedient silver tickets that will fly out. At first, Wu Zheng went to pick it up. Later, I didn't even look at it, so let him go. The dude didn't blink his eyes, worried about something.

So it caused such a phenomenon, the playboy went shopping, and a bunch of people followed, waiting to pick up the silver ticket. Some people even fought for this and made their heads bleed. But no one dared to directly block the way of the playboy to steal the money, why? It was not because the name of the playboy was so loud that the trend of worshipping the playboy began to prevail in the bandit and thief circles.

Every time before going out of the mountain, you have to pay homage to the playboy and pray for a good harvest. If you come back safely, you have to bow again, thank you for the blessing of the playboy. What's more, he swore a poisonous oath and directly used the playboy to replace the punishment of five thunders in the sky, which shows how bad the playboy's reputation is. If you really encounter a robber or something at this time, you must also kneel down and call Master Zu sincerely.

The playboy is leisurely, fiddling with a fan to lead the way in front. After a while, I came to the front of a shop. Unlike other shops, this shop has a lot of flowers and garlands outside the door, and at first glance it looks fairly decorated

Not bad. But it seems a little deserted, and it is much quieter than the shops I have seen along the way.

Wu Zheng glanced inside, good guy, there were no guests, and the boss was leaning on a big red lacquered wooden box to chat with the guy. But what surprised Wu Zheng the most was that there seemed to be a big golden word for longevity written on the big wooden box. Wu Zheng subconsciously shuddered, isn't this a coffin?

Wu Zheng subconsciously wanted to look at the signboard at the door, but he was surprised to find that there was no signboard, nothing. It seems that I am right, this is indeed a coffin shop.

The playboy walked in happily and greeted the shopkeeper affectionately. The middle-aged boss, who was still talking, was taken aback by the person who suddenly came in. Those who do this business always believe in ghosts and gods, and they are not afraid of anything on the surface, and they don't know how many Bodhisattvas they worship behind their backs.

The playboy brought in Luochen and forcibly pulled Wu Zheng in. The boss looked stupid, and he was happy to see someone come to his shop for the first time, and he was a little confused. And it was the notorious Bei Liang evil young man, and he began to wonder if he had provoked the other party recently.

The playboy was very open, and as soon as he entered the door, he said arrogantly: "Look at it, I have money today." With that, he laughed out loud.

Wu Zheng followed behind the playboy, which was terrifying. Especially when I saw the smile of the playboy, I felt that bad luck was about to befall me. Wu Zheng regretted his previous act of death, and used his feeling that the playboy bought these things for himself. Xiaohua, Xiaohua, the sprinkler knows that he is wrong, he can't be so ruthless, this is the rhythm of going to death.

The playboy naturally couldn't hear Wu Zheng's inner cry, and he really looked at the yellow, yellow and white objects carefully in the store. Even the owner of the shop, who had been in charge of the shop for a long time, did not dare to get close, so he had to watch from a distance. In the end, it was that kick that I had to let the guy come up to receive him.

Luochen has always liked flowers and plants, so he picked up the flowers and wreaths on the shelves very casually, and said casually: "This is very beautiful." ”

The playboy was overjoyed, and before the guy could speak, he preemptively said, "This boy wants it all." ”

As soon as these words came out, the guy and the boss both collapsed in unison at the same time, and their faces were full of horror. The eyes of the two were full of disbelief, and their mouths trembled so much that they could hardly speak. It's maddening how many people have to die to use so many flowers.

As for Wu Zheng, he was even more frightened. This playboy is also righteous enough, and he has to bury himself thickly, thinking like this, Wu Zheng's eyes couldn't help but shed tears of gratitude. When he goes down, he must also pull the playboy along.

The playboy wandered around for a long time, and finally set his eyes on the most conspicuous coffin in the shop. This object is really good, not to mention the exquisite workmanship, and it is still shiny, and it is estimated that it will be very comfortable to lie in. After watching it for a long time, I was most satisfied with this thing. That's it.

The next moment, the playboy turned to the guy and asked, "Is it delivered to the door?"

The guy was stunned for a moment, and then looked at his boss. This kind of perennial, where does he see a little fellow

Yes. In fact, don't say it's him, even the boss is stupid at this time. Who am I and where am I?

As soon as the playboy pinched his waist, he shouted at Wu Zheng: "Pay for it." ”

Wu Zheng reacted at this time, and asked cautiously, "What are you buying these for?"

Hearing this, the playboy sighed and responded in a deep voice: "To commemorate my dead love." After that, he became the appearance of the landlord oppressing the people, and said angrily: "Pay the money." ”

Wu Zheng finally breathed a sigh of relief now, as if it was given to some dead love, as long as it was not given to himself. So, Wu Zhengle took out the money from his sleeve and slapped it on the counter one after another, snapping.

The boss's eyes were straight, and so much money was almost as much as the dark money in his shop. Heavens, is it the Bodhisattva who has manifested his spirit? It is not in vain that he has been bowing down with all his piety for so many years, and where there is a will, there is a way. Thinking about it, the boss suddenly burst into a weird smile, and the images that appeared in his eyes were all money, and the words written on his face were also money.

The playboy asked Wu Zheng to leave with the rest of the money, he didn't have time to waste time with this crazy boss, it was not early, it was time to prepare to go back and decorate the new house.

The boss's actions are fast enough, it is estimated that the money is in place, and the service level has been improved. In a blink of an eye, just after lunch, the carriage delivering things arrived at the door of Hua's house. The guy in charge of escorting the things on the car, that is called a enthusiast, he has to help move things, and they are all polite and happy. Especially the image of the playboy who bullied men and women in the past has changed a lot. I can't help but think that the playboy is good, and even more so in my heart.

Originally, the playboy was going to let Wu Zheng be a small worker, but now that he looks at it, he doesn't need it at all. It made Wu Zhengqing a lot more idle, and he became the commander-in-chief, looking at this side for a while, and pointing at that end for a while, like that annoying dog's legs.

More than a dozen carriages to deliver things came at once, and even the huge flower family was blocked. There were quite a few guys coming, more than ten or twenty, and the dude didn't have the heart to find out how many. As for what he brought, the playboy was quite satisfied.

Wreath or something, after bumps along the way, it didn't fall apart, and the quality should be passable. Then there are the yellow and white chrysanthemums that I bought, the color is gorgeous, and the preservation is relatively good, and the playboy can't help but be amazed.

But speaking of which, the most important thing for the playboy is the most conspicuous coffin. That coffin, the dude can judge at a glance, the best rosewood. With years of experience in being fooled, Playboy has already summed it up, so in his opinion, this time is definitely right.

After waiting for a long time, I finally saw a dozen or so guys carrying the precious coffin in, and I knew from their struggling appearance that the weight was definitely not light. At this time, the playboy really wanted to rush up and hug him, and finally waited.

The playboy is not a stingy person, and as soon as he let go, he handed out a lot of silver tickets, which immediately caused those guys to rush again. Unfortunately, this scene was clearly seen by the people in the house, and there was a burst of envy, jealousy and grievance in my heart. One by one was unwilling, although they didn't come up directly to grab it, but they couldn't stop going to the old housekeeper to make a small report.