Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Miracle Monkey Who Mightily Produces Miracles
"You... I warn you, if you dare to pinch my face in the future, I want you to look good. Guanyin warned with a serious face.
When Sun Xiaokong heard this, he said with a smile: "Good-looking?"
"Will I be as good-looking as you are?"
"Hmm... It's good-looking, little sister, you're so good-looking!"
I'm going?
What's going on?
Guanyin was confused now, this stone monkey seems to be suddenly crazy?
"You... Are you alright?"
Guanyin asked with some confusion.
To be honest, Guanyin felt that from the first time he saw the stone monkey, this stone monkey was like crazy, doing anything, never playing cards according to the routine.
No, when he didn't see the stone monkey, he didn't play cards according to the routine, and he was born five hundred years late!
Thinking of those five hundred years, Guanyin couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it was a gray five hundred years.
In those 500 years, there was no laughter up and down the Lingshan Mountain...
Sun Xiaokong listened to the other party's words, and said with a serious face: "I have something." ”
"In that moment, my heart was stretched out, and I almost died. ”
What the?
Guanyin was confused, from the flood to today, Guanyin has never heard of the heart can be supported.
Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong with a curious expression and asked, "Why is the heart supported?"
Sun Xiaokong looked at the big watery eyes of the monkey sister, and said with a serious face: "At that moment just now, a person entered my heart... It's a monkey. ”
"Because you've gotten into my heart, I feel like my heart is going to die. ”
What the heck?
Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and was very speechless in his heart, he couldn't imagine that this stone monkey was still a scumbag!
Just fell in love with a dragon... I was beaten by a mandarin duck with a stick, and now I turn around and fall in love with a monkey again?
No wonder after being beaten by the East China Sea Dragon King's stick, this stone monkey was not sad at all.
Thinking about it, Guanyin said with some contempt: "Why didn't you die of it?"
Forehead?
Sun Xiaokong was stunned for a moment, and looked at the monkey sister with some surprise, this little monkey, is it itchy again?
"Little sister, you're naughty. ”
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong also reached out and pinched the monkey girl's face again.
Guanyin was very distressed, she saw Sun Xiaokong stretching out his hand to pinch her face, but she couldn't dodge...
It should be said that without using any mana or strength, you can't dodge, which is...
"Stone Monkey, I warned you, you still pinch my face, believe it or not, I fought with you. Guanyin said angrily.
"Fight with me, do you have the strength?"
Sun Xiaokong looked at the monkey sister and said with a smile.
In my heart, I was thinking, it depends on whether you, a treacherous monkey, can't help but explode.
Dare to break out, I will send you to the west with a blow of "20,000" punch.
"You..."
Guanyin is angry, he wants to hide his strength, this stone monkey is a pervert.
If you use the strength to defeat the stone monkey, then your identity as a "little monkey girl" will be directly exposed.
It's so angry!
Guanyin really can't help it.
Sun Xiaokong looked at the other party's blushing face, and couldn't help but be happy in his heart, thinking: "Since you want to hide, it depends on how long you can endure it." ”
As soon as Sun Xiaokong stretched out his hand, he hugged the monkey sister in his arms and said, "Do you want to fight with me?"
"Then let's go roll in the snow for a while!"
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong used his strength to directly hug the monkey sister and fell on the snow, and then the two really began to roll.
"Ahh
"I... I'm going to kill..."
Guanyin is crazy, this stone monkey is too special.
However, halfway through the anger, Guanyin held back again.
Guanyin felt that he should take a small notebook first, write it down for the stone monkey little by little, and then slowly settle accounts for him.
On the Spirit Mountain.
Rulai sighed secretly and said in his heart: "Guanyin... I've really wronged you. ”
Others don't know the hard work of Guanyin, but they know.
Rulai has basically been paying attention, from Guanyin to a monkey for the first time...
And all kinds of Guanyin's difficulties are also seen in my heart.
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor admired Sun Xiaokong quite a lot.
What do you have to say, the Jade Emperor thinks that when Guanyin was a Cihang Daoist in the past, it was quite average.
Later, he went to Buddhism and became a bodhisattva, and then he could be said to have soared to the sky.
His status in the Three Realms has risen sharply.
Sun Xiaokong dared to tease Guanyin like this, and the Jade Emperor felt that he couldn't admire it.
Definitely the first person in the Three Realms.
At this time, Sun Xiaokong was also a little confused.
The sound of the monkey girl screaming just now, Sun Xiaokong felt a powerful crisis.
This means that this little monkey sister is still a god or monster with high mana.
Thinking about it this way, Sun Xiaokong found that he seemed to be dying......
Bah!
After seeing the situation in front of him clearly, Sun Xiaokong felt that if he died, he would die, anyway, the other party would not dare to expose his strength, and there was nothing he could do about it!
As soon as he thought of this, Sun Xiaokong laughed directly.
Guanyin saw that Sun Xiaokong actually laughed, and he was even more angry!
Guanyin felt that she couldn't help it.
"No, I can't do it myself today, and I have to find someone to teach this dead monkey a lesson. ”
"Yes, the little goldfish is still in Huaguo Mountain, you can send him a message and ask him to come and clean up the stone monkey. ”
Thinking about it, Guanyin's face calmed down for a while, and his anger disappeared a lot.
Sun Xiaokong secretly noticed the change in Guanyin, and his heart tightened, "This situation is not good, the other party seems to have taken a breath..."
"There's an ambush here!"
However, Sun Xiaokong really guessed correctly.
The Goldfish Essence still has thirty seconds to reach the battlefield.
Sun Xiaokong's face changed, looked at the monkey sister and smiled: "I was joking with you just now, don't be angry!"
"I'll tell you, I tease you because I like you, and if you're in any danger, I'll save you even if I risk my life. ”
Guanyin looked at the stone monkey with some surprise and thought, "Okay, I'll see if you're telling the truth or a lie in a while." ”
"If it's true, I'll let you get slightly injured, and if it's a lie, just wait to be carried back to the Water Curtain Cave. ”
The two of them didn't say anything, and walked towards the water curtain cave.
Within five minutes of walking, Sun Xiaokong saw a figure suddenly flying in the sky blocking the two of them.
The person who came was an ugly mermaid with a fish-headed human body, holding an eight-petal copper hammer.
The ugly mermaid is Guanyin's feng shui little goldfish... Goldfish essence.
After the goldfish spirit landed in front of the two of them, he first glanced at Guanyin, saw Guanyin nodded secretly, and said, "Are you the stone monkey who killed the three brothers of the wolf demon?"
"Do you know that the three wolf demon brothers are my cover..."
Halfway through the words, the goldfish spirit was interrupted by Sun Xiaokong: "I'm not, brother, you recognize the wrong person, right?"
"I'm a mighty monkey, the miracle monkey who makes miracles. ”
"What?"
"You're not a stone monkey?"
The goldfish monster was a little stunned, and then looked at his master Guanyin, as if asking, "Is this the monkey?"