665 Knee-long talk
I nodded in a fart, and when I passed by Musashi's side, I lowered my voice and sneered, Potato Essence, aren't you planning to play with me? Then our chess game will officially start today, and if you don't hit the urine blood, I won't admit that it's your grandfather in the future!
Follow Ma Hongtao into the police car, Ma Hongtao didn't look at me much, directly started the car, when he was about to arrive at the station police station, he stopped, looked at me coldly and said, isn't it fun?
"Huh?" I asked him, pretending to be puzzled, "What are you talking about?"
Ma Hongtao pulled a stinking scold from my head, are you blind or are you stupid? You kid made it clear that he opened a condom and waited for me to jump in, thinking that Lao Tzu couldn't see it? I was not willing to expose you in front of people just now, but I saved you some face, Zhao Chenghu, I warn you, this is the last time, don't give me that little Jiujiu again, do you understand?
I coughed twice and said, Brother Ma, I actually don't have any bad intentions, it's just a simple look at the island country is unhappy, if it causes you trouble, then I apologize, and I will definitely pay attention in the future.
Ma Hongtao slapped me on the back of the head and laughed and scolded, and you are still playing with me, right? Are you absolutely difficult to investigate a person within the police station? Or do you think that I don't know that you had a holiday with the people of the ghost group when you were in Chongzhou? Be a real person, when we first met, I said, I don't want to deal with you, let alone provoke the forces of the capital, but you can't always fool me as a fool, right?
"Get used to it, it's completely accustomed! Brother Ma, I do have a little friction with the people in the ghost group, but it's not that I can't reconcile, I promise! I will definitely get used to those grandchildren in the future, and try not to cause trouble for you?" I apologized with an embarrassed fist.
Ma Hongtao glanced at me and smiled, waved his hand and said, Come on! Your guarantee is the same as talking nonsense, you can come casually, whoever believes you will be forced to do so!
As he spoke, he took out a five-yuan pack of "Shijiazhuang" cigarettes from his pocket and handed me one and said, the cigarette is not good, let's smoke it, after all, you just caused so much trouble, if I don't bring you back, I can't say anything.
"With Brother Ma's income, you shouldn't smoke this grade of cigarettes, right?" I lit one in confusion, and couldn't help coughing twice, the price of this kind of cigarette is very cheap, it is generally consumed by people who work on the construction site, or the kind of people whose income is not too high, it is not easy to smoke, and it is spicy, even if it is pretended with Ma Hongtao's income, I don't think there is any need to pretend to be so pitiful.
Ma Hongtao lowered the window halfway, flicked the cigarette ash, and said, "Then what should I smoke? Yuxi or China? With that little dead salary a month, and all kinds of expenses, I can't leave some money to marry a daughter-in-law? Originally, the goal I set for myself at the beginning of the year was to save 20,000 yuan this year, but now there is still a gap of 40,000 yuan; I watched the news a while ago, and the western region was hit by a disaster, so I will donate the melons and dates I saved as soon as I gritted my teeth, haha!
"I understand what Brother Ma means. I laughed twice, took out a bank card from my pocket and put it next to the car and said, the password is six change, not much money, it is my little care.
I always thought that this thing was really breezy on both sleeves, and he was still unfamiliar with the past, he didn't dare to accept people's money, I always felt that as long as I could use money to communicate with people, I would be flawed, and he Ma Hongtao was no exception, as long as he accepted my money, then he had to do things for me.
Ma Hongtao glanced at the bank card lightly, bit the cigarette holder in his mouth, nodded with a smile and said, What?
"No, no, no, it's just a heart, and this card is not mine, didn't you just drop it?" I hurriedly waved my hand, I have seen this set of "fake incorruptibility" more than once, and it is naturally handy to deal with it.
Ma Hongtao grabbed the bank card, glanced up and down twice, put his finger in his hand, slapped me in the face twice and sneered and said, you are slapping Lao Tzu in the face, I have been working for almost ten years, and the ruffians I have seen big and small have to have a few cars without five hundred, and if I want to collect black money, it is estimated that it is enough to build a villa from Shishi now, do you know why I don't accept it?
"Huh?" I looked at Ma Hongtao in amazement.
Ma Hongtao directly threw the card on my face, and said with a contemptuous smile, because of the hot hands! I have a problem, not my own money, and my hands are hot when I spend it, I am not interested in telling you any philosophy of life, Lao Tzu is very open to you today, not because he admires you more Zhao Chenghu, but because the other party is from the island country, this is the last time I warn you, don't insult me again!
I smiled and said, Brother Ma, don't worry, I'm a tight-mouthed person, and no one can know what happened today.
Ma Hongtao twisted my arm violently, pressed my face to the steering wheel and reprimanded me coldly, don't you understand my words? I can't control others, but I can control myself, you can call me stupid behind my back, you can also call me pedantic, but I won't charge anyone a dime, don't touch my bottom line, otherwise I will not hesitate to arrest you!
"Ouch, it hurts, Brother Ma, it hurts to let go!" I snorted and begged Ma Hongtao.
Ma Hongtao let go of me, clapped his hands and said, the afternoon after tomorrow, there will be a training meeting for the auxiliary police at the station, if you are interested, you can come and listen, you do have some means, about your file, now let the change be clean, I think the person in charge of your local police station should not take you any less benefits, right?
I shook my head and said seriously, I didn't spend a dime, I said that I have a charismatic personality, you must not believe it, by the way, you just said that the day after tomorrow afternoon auxiliary police training meeting? That means I can be an auxiliary police officer?
I shook my head at Ma Hongtao excitedly, and almost jumped up and kissed him fiercely.
Ma Hongtao said with a wry smile, either you kid is lucky, just now Lao Tzu went to find a colleague in the personnel department yesterday to hand in a letter of recommendation, if it is changed to today, it is estimated that it will be suspended, just now I beat a friend in the island country, I estimate that the word "agent" is about to be removed.
"What's the matter?Fuzheng?, congratulations to Brother Ma in advance!" I sincerely congratulated Ma Hongtao.
Ma Hongtao glared at me angrily and scolded, congratulations on your paralysis! The word acting is removed, which means that Lao Tzu is going to be demoted again, from the deputy director of the district to the director, and then from the director to the acting director, this time it is estimated that he is the captain or the team leader, haha...
"Demotion, why?" I glared a little unhappily.
Ma Hongtao didn't care, he unbuttoned the collar of his shirt, and then took off the epaulettes and put them in his pocket, saying, "Why?" At a minimum, I just abused my power and broke the law, and at a large level, I am sabotaging Sino-Japanese friendly relations, but it doesn't matter, unless the law and order near the station is always good, the upper authorities will still promote me sooner or later.
"I'm sorry, Brother Ma, I didn't expect to poke such a big basket for you!" I sighed guiltily.
Ma Hongtao licked his lips and smiled and said, what's the trouble, I still have to thank you for letting me beat the cub of the island country with a real shot, I used to watch fighting devils on TV, but I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to try the feel in person, but you kid, don't rely on yourself to assist the police, you will be lawless! The assistant police have no protection, and you still need to be responsible if something happens, if you dare to do anything wrong, I will be the first to arrest you!
"It must be!" I saluted Ma Hongtao.
Ma Hongtao took off his uniform jacket, waved his hand at me and said, Okay! You go, I don't ask you to do any great achievements, I just hope that you can be worthy of your cockade in the future, and mediate the conflicts around the station as much as possible. Damn, I'll talk to you about responsibility as a hooligan leader, isn't that bullshit, I must have had a fever yesterday, and I would write a bullshit recommendation letter for you.
Ma Hongtao is not low IQ, nor is he low EQ, on the contrary, he is excellent in all aspects, but the more excellent people are, the more stubborn they are, just like him, he just wants to be a good policeman who is responsible, in the face of him, I felt guilty for no reason, and said after hesitating for a few seconds:" Brother Ma, to borrow your previous words, I am indeed a bastard, but I am first and foremost a Chinese, and being an assistant police officer is indeed because I have my own purpose, and I will definitely use the police skin to do things that hurt nature, or do you want to recommend me?"
Ma Hongtao glanced at me unexpectedly, showed a meaningful smile and said, some things are indeed more suitable for bastards to do than ours, bastards can never be swept away, and another batch will definitely emerge after clearing a batch, so it is better to support a group and control everything in your own hands, okay, don't play any tricks from me to get away with it, Lao Tzu is going back to hand over the car...