My name is Qin Ze, not Wang Da Hammer, I'm not here to be funny. I'm not called Bai Xiaofei either, there are no unimaginable disasters around me, and I don't have to go to a girlfriend named Xiaowei.

I'm just a salted fish with a beautiful sister and I have a lofty system that just got me pitted.

I groped in the dark, and suddenly there was a small opening in front of me, as if there was light, and it was very narrow at the beginning, so I could pass through people, and I walked dozens of steps, and suddenly opened up, so I woke up faintly and experienced the feeling of "birth".

Qin Ze regained consciousness, his whole body ached, his body seemed to be hollowed out, and his head was also groggy. This feeling is not only masturbating seven times, but it has almost disappeared.

Oh mom, it hurts me to death.

The body is hollowed out, but fortunately the spirit is good, Qin Ze closed his eyes and communicated with the system: "Uncle system, get out of here." ”

"What's the matter with the host?" the system replied in seconds, and it seemed that the upgrade was completed.

"What's going on? I don't know if you upgrade, don't give me a shot all of a sudden, you don't ask me if I can bear it. ”

"When the experience points are full, the system is automatically upgraded. ”

"Where is your experience bar?" Qin Ze heard for the first time that the system could also be upgraded, and the only thing he could operate was the system interface, and he didn't see any experience bars existing.

"My experience bar, why should I show you. ”

“......”

Thinking about it another way, the system upgrade is not bad, the great blessing, does it mean that I can get more good things, explore the unknown potential of the system, such as opening a gourmet restaurant or something for me, or slightly lower the cultural level of the world and the IQ of human beings. This way I can use my limited IQ to sling an infinite number of enemies.

Scrambled egg fried rice can easily explode the taste buds of customers. Boiling a tea egg made countless people cry and shout: Dad, please give me a tea egg. Every morning I deliberately don't get up, and close the door from time to time, and immediately countless die-hard fans kneel at the door of the store, shouting: Don't be like this, big guy, if you don't cook, we will die for you, huh......

Or just copy a song and shock the media. Copying a poem, shocking the poetry world. The famous works whose manuscripts did not match the times shocked the literary world. Then shocked the whole country, shocked the whole Asia, shocked the whole world, shocked all the way, if there are aliens in the world, I Long Aotian might as well let the aliens also be shocked.

What? Aliens are coming and punching me in the face?

That's the best, Liangchen likes to shoot at those who think they are outstanding.

There are a hundred ways to make aliens unable to stay on Earth, and they are helpless.

Qin Ze is very happy, Long Aotian's life, it is a proper fairy every day, every day and every day, just think about it, "eat chicken".

If this is the case, the wish in his heart that cannot be spoken to others can be easily cracked.

"System, after you upgraded, has anything changed?" Qin Ze couldn't wait to ask.

"Just waiting for your words," the system was very happy at the mention of this topic, "My ability has made a qualitative leap, for example: I need to equip you with a knife and a dog, and then go out to pick up equipment." And I am in the second level, 99 with one knife, and I became a local tyrant in three seconds. ”

"I was wrong about the system, I won't say you're a lout anymore. I repent. ”

It was as if the devout believers saw the Holy Light break through the black clouds and descend into the world.

It seems that the ascetic monk who is dedicated to the Buddha travels through the red dust and sees the Buddha smiling.

Inexplicably moved.

"So what kind of ability is it, and what can I get?" Qin Ze asked.

"You don't even know that? Have you forgotten my full name? ”

"Forced system?"

"The cosmic calculus system, such an important full name, please repeat it three times in your heart. ”

I don't know why, Qin Ze chuckled in his heart.

Pill!

"The search for truth is the noblest goal in the world, and I was created to help higher beings deduce the mysteries of the universe, just as you humans like to use computers to calculate all kinds of problems," the system said. Of course, don't compare me to a weak chicken computer. I float in the infinite universe, recording and calculating all kinds of data in the universe, and if necessary, I occasionally have to travel on business trips and travel through time and space. Later, I entered a time and space, and was bullied by a group of you open systems, and most of the database was robbed, and then escaped to you......"

"The balls are sacks!" Qin Ze said, "So what exactly is your ability to improve?"

"My computing power has improved!" the system said happily.

Computing power has increased.

Computing power has increased.

Computing power has increased.

When Qin Ze heard his heart, he clicked and shattered!

"So you're just going from the first generation of tube computers to the second generation of transistor computers......"

Qin Ze's heart hurts.

I was wrong, I was really wrong, I just thought that even salted fish would turn over one day. But I never expected that the salted fish turned over, and it was still a salted fish!!

The lo forcing system is still the lo forcing system.

"What's wrong with you, host, your mood swings are so violent right now, you have to calm down. The system comforted him: "Don't care about those glamorous and cheap systems, they are all commercial, only caring about appearing in front of people, and I am noble, I was born to explore the truth of the universe." To use a very vivid analogy, it's like the difference between you human scientists and entertainment stars. ”

"Don't say anything, you can leave the group. ”

"Actually, there is a little bit of an added benefit. The system said, "I'm leveling up now, and the amount of energy I need will increase every time, so a second set of elementary school student broadcast gymnastics has been opened for the host." ”

"Gymnastics, isn't it a Taoist ten duanjin?"

"The name is not the point," the system tempted, "You will have more energy to cultivate every day, isn't it exciting to think about it?"

"Thousands of avenues, thousands of spells, I only ask: Can you tear the aircraft carrier by hand?"

"Can't!"

"Can you kick a nuclear bomb?"

"Can't!"

"But the golden gun won't fall?"

"This should work. The system says, "You're going to have a lot of energy, and you're even going to surpass the best dog class: Teddy." ”

"Don't say anything, you can leave the group. ”

Again, my name is Qin Ze, not Qin Teddy!

Knocking the lo force system into the cold palace, Qin Ze tried to move his body, and the soreness immediately came, just like the men's 1,000-meter exam in junior high school, and his legs were sore and unconscious after running.

When he opened his eyes, the white ceiling, the simple white woven lamp, and there was no smell of disinfectant in the air, but Qin Ze could be sure that this was a hospital.

Because there is a call button on the wall of the bedside and a hook to hang water, it implies that this is a patient room.

Qin Ze turned his head to look to the left, sitting Pei Nanman and Su Yu, the two beauties complemented each other.

Pei Nanman and Su Yu glanced at him, and retracted their gaze lightly.

Qin Ze turned his head to look at the adjacent hospital bed on the right, his sister was lying on the hospital bed, and Wang Zijin was sitting on the edge of the bed. The two sisters glanced at each other at the same time, and retracted their gaze lightly.

Qin Ze doesn't feel good, as the protagonist, I won't die, you shouldn't wait for the female characters to rush over, and said: Heart baby, you finally woke up, you have to have a good one, and we won't live anymore!

Wow cry out.

Then he smiled indulgently: Little fool, I'll be fine, say that I want to be each other's angels......

There was an awkward atmosphere in the room called saber rattling.

I'd better pretend to be asleep.

"Eh, why don't you make a noise. Pei Nanman chuckled: "While he doesn't wake up, make a little more noise." ”

Su Yu: "......"

Qin Baobao: "......"

Wang Zijin said softly: "Miss Su is really, the baby feels sorry for her brother, and she cried all the way, so she simply asked you a few words, can't you be considerate? ”

Gong Dou must learn the skill: hiding needles in the cotton.

Pei Nanman raised an eyebrow.

Qin Baobao said: "That's it, the maggot with a black heart." ”

Su Yu sneered: "How dare I compete with her, Qin Ze is just having a meal at my house, and she can't wait to tear me up." It's terrible. ”

Qin Baobao said: "If you eat a meal and come to the hospital, I'm afraid you didn't drug him." ”

Pei Nanman frowned and said, "The doctor said it's okay." ”

Originally, they were really panicked for a while, for fear that Qin Ze would be fine, but when the ambulance carried him into the hospital, he stopped convulsing and fell asleep quietly, like a quiet beautiful man.

The doctor gave him a CT scan, and there were various examinations, and the indicators were normal, but he was just a little weak.

The doctor, who looked confused and dazed, saw the four beauties coming together, and suddenly got something, and comforted the women: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that the body is too weak, remember to go in and out, make up for it." ”

Wang Zijin smiled and said: "What kind of business do you have to talk about for a day, or in your house, even dinner is cooked." ”

Gong Dou must learn skills: hiding knives in words.

Su Yu said angrily: "Company secrets, don't disclose them, we played a few games by the way." ”

Pei Nanman was surprised: "Just playing games?"

Wang Zijin said: "This is very in line with Qin Ze's style. ”

Qin Baobao breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'll rest assured." ”

Qin Ze: "MMP!"

"Yo, are you awake?" Su Yu said deliberately.

Qin Ze opened his eyes and pretended that he had just woken up, "Sister Pei, why are you here." I didn't expect Sister Pei to care so much about me. ”

Pei Nanman nodded: "I saw that something happened to you in the group, so I came over to take a look." ”

Qin Ze: "In the group?"

Qin Baobao coughed.

"What's wrong with your face?" Qin Ze looked at his sister and was taken aback.

My sister's face was blue and purple, and her cheeks were frayed with skin and a thin blood scab.

"Falling!" Wang Zijin lifted the quilt and showed Qin Ze Qin Baobao's left foot, which was bare and swollen and bruised.

"As soon as she heard that you were convulsed, her frightened soul flew away, and she ran out of the house in her slippers, only to drop her foot and hit her face to the ground. Wang Zijin said.

My sister must have been an angel with folded wings in her last life.

Qin Ze was so moved.

Pei Nanman sighed sincerely: "Your sister and brother have a really good relationship, unlike the pair in my family, who are born to be impulsive." ”

Qin Baobao said with a weak heart: "What's good, the maggot with a black heart." What is going to happen to him, it's not good for me to be a sister to explain to my parents. ”

Qin Baobao is most afraid that someone will say: You don't have a good relationship like a brother and sister.

Qin Zeqiang endured the soreness that had disappeared, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and sat on the side of Qin Baobao's bed, feeling distressed to death.

"Be careful, it's okay to have a broken foot, and you can touch your face on the ground? Were you a winged angel in your last life?" he picked up his sister's foot, "It hurts, doesn't it?"

Qin Baobao looked like a weak woman, "It hurts!"

"When I went home to recuperate, the swelling went down in a week, but I couldn't exercise vigorously for this month. Qin Ze carefully hid his sister's feet back in the bed.

"Hmm!" Qin Baobao pecked his head.

Su Yu looked at Pei Nanman and made eye contact: "I said she is a younger brother." ”

Pei Nanman gave a look back: "It's up." ”