Chapter 384 [Not Gang Front, Not a Man]

(Ask for a ticket ~ ask for a custom ~)

"You can also see videos on the Internet of tigers hunting the largest reticulated python, hunting the largest bay crocodile, hunting elephants, hunting rhinos, hunting 1-ton Indian bison – all of which are done by Bengal tigers, including the Indian lion. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info And the Siberian tiger can't meet such a strong opponent in the ecological environment, at most it will encounter brown bears. ”

He kept talking, and the tiger had come to wander in the snow more than ten meters away from the cave, and the "king" pattern on the brow of the Bengal tiger could already be seen at this distance.

Completely different from the big fat cat in the zoo, this guy just stares at you, and he feels cold from the heart.

Chen Ergou felt that something was wrong, stuffed the knife into the scabbard, and grabbed a chestnut stick with a thick arm from the side.

In the middle of the night, there was such a fuss, and the exciting immortal cultivation audience didn't want it. The atmosphere in the live broadcast room is becoming more and more enthusiastic, and the advertisements have long been brushed to the major forums, such as cats, the end of the world, and the grass.

Uh--Looks like there's something weird mixed in. But their mood is understandable, this kind of big scene should be enjoyed by more people by nature. They were also desperate for others to come and watch this rare standoff. The audience is growing, worried, and gloating...... All the expectations are gathered in this midnight snow valley.

At this time, there was a sudden blowout of popularity.

"Woo~" The little black panther "Newborn calf is not afraid of tigers" was still eager to try, but was grabbed by Chen Ergou by the neck and thrown back. Licking his dry lips, "Rengar, you stand back." ”

But he walked out on his own initiative.

The tiger king outside the cave did not immediately attack the cave, it roared muffled, one man and one tiger, in a very short distance, confronted each other.

Chen Ergou did not retreat, but advanced, and walked out of the cave to the wide ground outside the cave, where the wind and snow were raging, obscuring his vision. He shouted loudly for himself, shouting, "Friends, what should I do if I encounter a tiger in the wild?"

What to do, cold salad?

Netizens are also helpless. Some time ago, the tiger bite incident in Jiangsu and Zhejiang was still in an uproar, and netizens discussed it a lot. But that's all limited to bragging, pretending to be a keyboard warrior. The real reality, who would be so stupid to fall into the tiger pit again. I didn't expect to encounter it now, and it was a more ferocious wild tiger king.

Guns?

You can't beat the knife, and even if you can beat it, you can't kill it!

Run? I can't run.

Climb trees?

Playing dead? That's really dead.

, what can I do if it's swollen...... When I think of this question, the audience also feels so desperate.

At this time, they saw Chen Ergou walking out of the cave, and the entire live broadcast room was as silent as death.

The audience's mouths widened, not understanding why he was in such a hurry to die.

Even if Chen Ergou usually looks strong, with a tiger in front of him at this time, he is as delicate as a flower girl in her twenties. If you are an ordinary person, it is already very good if you don't shrink and shiver like falling leaves in the wind. Even through the monitor, the audience felt frightened, looking at Chen Ergou with panicked eyes, waiting for the tiger's further movements.

Hugo must be glad he was still sleeping, otherwise he might have been so frightened. In his sleep, he didn't know that his life was in Chen Ergou's hands.

Time passed minute by minute, too long, too painful!

Chen Ergou swallowed his saliva, said to embolden himself, and said, "I once did an English reading comprehension article, which is very interesting. It's about the tiger's eyes that humans are a behemoth, because the tiger's body is anatomic: the body is horizontal. The human body is erect and taller than the tiger, but the tiger thinks that the human body is thrown horizontally, so it will think that it is a very huge thing. ”

"The strength of an animal is its size, and a tiger may be afraid to leave because it feels that it is not as big as a human in its eyes. So according to this reason, when encountering a tiger, you should keep facing each other, do not bend over, do not turn around, do not run away, have a fierce face, and maybe have a glimmer of life, after all, in the absence of other tools and help, the possibility of survival will be very small. After all, we are not Wu Song. ”

"I can tell you with great certainty right now. When you meet a tiger and the tiger stares at you head-on, you're in its menu options. At this moment, remember that you must not bow your head and bend down to expose your vital points. Otherwise, it will mistake you for some kind of herbivore that can eat whenever you want. ”

"You can't just turn around and run, because even Usain Bolt can't outrun a tiger in its prime, but it will give it the confidence to pounce on you. At this point, you should try to stand as straight as possible, with a serious and angry gaze, open your hands, and a shouting sound coming out of your mouth. For example, "*** old man eats Lao Tzu" ......" paused, "It will be more dignified to die like this~!"

“……”

“???”

“WTF!~”

The audience was listening energetically, and suddenly there was a bad joke, how do you let people pick it up...... It's the limit of comics. The audience could only barely laugh a few times.

Such a scene is really hard to laugh at.

People's hearts are flesh and blood, even in the era when keyboard warriors are rampant. In this situation, there is only a distance of less than ten meters from the Tiger King, and countless people are frightened, but he can talk and laugh. Even if people who dislike and envy him are, they have to write the word "service" at this time, and they all admire his courage.

In the face of adversity, not being surprised by changes is not a kind of attitude to life.

In this case, you can only rely on yourself, even if you want to call for help from the outside world, it is too late. If he falls, then Hugo in the cave will not survive...... What a tragedy!

But he always guarded the entrance to the cave behind him, not even allowing the tiger to disturb his companion's rest. This guardianship is like a powerful positive energy, which makes people feel a little more confident when they are chilling in their hearts.

"I'm most afraid of being embarrassed in the air suddenly", but Chen Ergou didn't panic much, but the cold joke didn't receive the expected response, which made him quite embarrassed. After laughing a few times, he said, "Isn't it funny, just kidding...... In fact, there are also some interesting records in ancient Chinese literature, for example, there is a story in "Li Zicheng" about 'sneezing and scaring a tiger to death'. In the book, it is said that Liu Zongmin lost the battle, led several people to fight out of the encirclement, was tired and hungry, ran to the mountain and could no longer run, fell to the ground and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, a tiger came close to his face and sniffed him...... I guess he's short-sighted...... The tiger whiskers touched Liu Zongmin's nose, and Liu Zongmin sneezed in shock, startling the tiger and falling down the ravine to his death. ”

When he speaks, he always points the stick at the tiger's nose and turns from side to side, always facing the center of its eyebrows.

The giant tiger king roared, and at such a close distance, you could smell the fishy smell in its mouth and nose.

At this moment, "roar~"

The tiger suddenly pounced tentatively, with one paw pushing away the stick to the sky, and the other paw pounced on Chen Ergou. Chen Ergou quickly stretched out the torch, and the tiger's claws hit the torch, splashing sparks.

Chen Ergou didn't give an inch, he actually strode forward, yelled at the tiger, and the torch slammed into the tiger's nose, "Come on~!