005 The most ferocious appetite!

Bai Jing will not be easily discouraged, in the past 19 years, she has not tasted defeat, just a poor and autistic beautiful man in front of her, let me save it, let you re-experience the kindness of human beings, the beauty of the world!

Her self-confidence stems from the fact that she has figured out the model of this man.

Tsundere, domineering, venomous, cynical, autistic, pragmatic!

Just like a car, each model of man has unique characteristics, and you can control it according to your aptitude!

It's good to be in the third phase, and I haven't been in the third phase for many years. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

She stood in front of Li Yan, rubbing the furry thing closer, almost pasted, she twisted her body and said shyly: "If you have to charge, can you tell me what to pay." ”

……

This is Li Yi's experience on this day!

At last he discovered the visions, and put them together, and came to an iron-clad conclusion.

Kids, go lose weight.

Of course not, it's "Plague Inc.", it has turned its own body into an idol-level man, and the first woman to communicate with him is already so troublesome, what to do in the future, what to do if it is too popular!

Tutorials from Plague Inc. also came uninvited at this time.

[Oh hoo! Poisonous chicken soup infected the first human!]

【DNA+1】

【DNA:3】

Even if I am infected, but I haven't started poisoning at all, shouldn't I be infected through mating?

In the process of Li Yan's calm thinking, Bai Jing had already formulated a more comprehensive strategy in his heart.

The foreplay in the third stage did not seem to be as effective as expected, and instead of blushing and being attracted to him, the man fell silent.

It's right to think about it, it's too superficial and frivolous, and this man must have been baptized in a similar way. In fact, he is not frivolous at all, and he has not even held hands, so rashly using unfamiliar moves has limited effect.

There is no time, only a more practical approach can be adopted, pragmatic men seem to be rational, but in fact reason is their greatest weakness, and it is only necessary to adopt the principle of equivalent exchange.

In an instant, she had already thought about the chips for the transaction and looked at the computer screen: "What network are you using here?"

"Own phone. ”

"There's Wifi here. ”

"That's a school staff, and I don't have an account. ”

"I have it!" Bai Jing narrowed her eyes.

"......" Li Yan's body trembled slightly.

It's not good, it's flawed!

If a master makes a move, a flaw can be fatal.

"Thank you! I know you're Li Xu, I made a mistake before, I'm sorry!" Bai Jing folded her hands again and thanked her, "Just two hours, help me take pictures for two hours, and you won't have to pay the Internet fee for a semester!"

Thundered!

A thousand-mile embankment, destroyed in an anthill!

The last line of defense in Li Yi's heart collapsed instantly when he heard the word "network fee".

A semester's internet fee is a huge amount of money, and the money saved is enough to raise the daily food to a higher level!

In this game, I lost.

How despicable, what a filthy heart hidden under her bewitching exterior!

No, such a filthy heart exactly matches her appearance!

"Damn, deal!" Li Yan closed the computer fiercely, "Two hours at most, and I'm not responsible for taking pictures of the bottom of the skirt." ”

"There are safety pants!" Bai Jing lifted her skirt with a smile.

Li Yan saw the edge of that damn white boxer safety pants.

The world is going down.

Today's women, what kind of bad taste is this, what do you do with safety pants in skirts!

That's it, he can't be noble, because a faculty member's WIFI account betrayed his dignity and made a dirty transaction, but there is a dirtier existence than himself and Bai Jing, that is, the faculty and staff who contributed their own accounts!

The world is going down.

On the way to the stadium, Li Hao figured out why there was this stupid game.

It all started with a game company called "Rich Goose", because the company was too rich, so it wanted to burn some football games that could not be popular at all, so they chose a high-forcing and inefficient way to burn - inviting college youth football teams from various countries to play friendly matches with Chinese college football teams, hoping to enhance the influence of their games in colleges and universities.

Li Hao already had a premonition that this would be a one-sided massacre, and the scene might be even more tragic than the people of the game guild facing the brave social people.

If it is basketball, table tennis, badminton, volleyball, or even pinball, the Chinese team has the strength to fight against any opponent, why is it football?

Li Yan fiddled with the old SLR camera as he walked: "It doesn't matter if the game wins or loses, I'll be responsible for taking pictures of you, right?"

"It's not just me, it's the other cheerleaders who want to shoot it too. Bai Jing blinked her eyes and whispered, "Anyway, you've already seen through it, so try to make them ugly, especially the one taller than me, the uglier the better." ”

"Is this the strife of you women? Li Yan shook his head helplessly, and Bichi would really solve the problem in the way of Bichi.

"She came first!" Bai Jing said unrelentingly, "In other activities before, she shared a photo of me grinning. ”

Incomprehensible species, don't try to understand.

Bai Jing didn't want to talk more about this despicable issue, so she changed the topic stiffly: "By the way, are we really in the same class, Li Xu?"

"Again, Li Braised Braised Braised Stew. ”

"Still don't know!"

"How did you get mixed up in the college entrance examination...... Li Yan had to introduce it in a more popular way, "The stew of the noodles." ”

"I know this, mutton stewed noodles, your dad is delicious underneath, isn't it!"

"Yes, like your dad is going to tell you to be quiet so that everyone thinks about you!"

"It's good to be thought of!" Bai Jing showed an excited expression.

"Of course it's good, you've been pushed down 10,000 times in men's fantasies, and you'll probably be tied up and ravaged!"

"What are you talking about, I don't understand at all......" Bai Jing turned her head sideways with a red face, this person is really not famous because of social barriers, although this is the case, but there is no need to puncture every fact, it will be embarrassing, she pretended to be shy with half a smile and half anger, "It's disgusting!"

"Your expression is totally enjoying. ”

"Alright, don't talk about these disgusting things. Bai Jing narrowed one eye and asked, "Are we really in the same class, you are a little different from what I remember now." ”

"It's just that because of irresponsible parents, I didn't eat during the summer vacation. ”

Of course, this is lying, eating sex, among the seven emotions and six desires, the appetite is the most ferocious, after becoming a handsome guy, food is probably the only enjoyment of Li Yan's life!