"Wang Zhongyuan!" Before exposing other people's lies, you must first shout out orders and suppress the liars.

I walked over to him with a wicked smile and touched my chin and said, "You said your uncle is very opposed to having sex in this house?"

Wang Qing saw that I walked over with bad intentions and wanted to stop me, so I squeezed her hand tightly and motioned for her to watch me perform.

"It's... So you guys hurry up, I don't have a girlfriend to stay here. ”

Oh, as if you could have a girlfriend without your uncle's rules, I hurriedly pressed step by step: "Your uncle won't even give you the green light?" I don't believe it, unless you call your uncle and I hear it with my own ears. ”

"Okay, after you make the call, you can leave for me quickly, Xiao Wang, don't blame my brother for not renting it to you, my brother is really difficult to do. ”

Wang Qing was about to jump up next to her.

I didn't rush to pull out my "secret weapon"

……

"What do you think this is?"

A small, colorful card with a bumpy girl and the name of a large number of services.

"Smack!" Wang Zhongyuan's mobile phone fell to the ground.

It seems that he was frightened.

Wang Zhongyuan, who was panicked, defended: "This is a small advertisement stuffed in by someone else through the crack in the door, I just take a casual look." ”

I expected him to be so quibble, so I unhurriedly pulled out my second "secret weapon"

……

A pair of red ding-shaped pants!!

At this time, Wang Zhongyuan was completely petrified, and looked at me with his mouth open, breaking out in a cold sweat.

At this time, the phone was also connected, and the rich bass voice of Uncle Wang Zhongyuan came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, is it Zhongyuan? Speak!"

Wang Zhongyuan hurriedly picked up the phone: "Hey, uncle, it's okay~ I'm just calling to ask if you're doing well? Oh, is the work still going well? When will you come back......?

When I saw Wang Zhongyuan's nervous appearance, I opened my mouth wide and made a "ding pants" mouth shape to show him.

Frightened, Wang Zhongyuan hurriedly said: "Okay uncle, I'll call you more if it's okay, I wish you good health, I'll hang up first, goodbye!" Wang Zhongyuan, who had turned into a young flower, finished saying this sentence at a crazy speed.

After hanging up the phone, Lao Wang gasped, it seems that his uncle is indeed quite strict in this regard. Knowingly committing a crime is normal at the level of an adult's needs.

Wang Qing looked at Wang Zhongyuan, who was breaking out in a cold sweat, and patted him on the back: "Brother Zhongyuan, look, Wu Le did something wrong, don't you also give us accommodation, let's treat it as if nothing happened, okay?"

Lao Wang looked up at Wang Qing, then at me, and said helplessly: "Then you can live in, but there is one thing, that is...... It is... I've asked for special services, can you not tell my uncle?"

"I didn't even know what your uncle's phone was. I joked.

"That's good, that's good. ”

"But if you dare to kick us out, I'll have a way to get your uncle's phone. ”

Lao Wang saw that I was in trouble, and hurriedly accompanied the smile: "It's nothing, we will be a family in the future, you say yes, brother and sister." ”

Wang Qing nodded vigorously when she heard this, and a smile bloomed on her face.

Seeing Wang Qing smiling so happily, I felt both happy and uncomfortable, she was happy like this for the sake of renting a large piece of sesame, although I didn't want to mention it, but just like Li Xuan said in my heart, I must not let down the girl in front of me, and I must give her a decent life.

The first thing is to create a comfortable living environment for her.

Forehead... Everything is difficult at the beginning, this is too difficult, Lao Wang is a garbage maker, he lives alone in a 60-square-meter house, and he is stuffed with all kinds of domestic garbage.

"Lao Wang, you're too dirty. ”

"You know a fart, this is called looking for a touch of your own life in the reinforced concrete of the city!" Lao Wang's sour retort made me get goosebumps when I heard it.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and pack up, we need to find a place to sleep at night." ”

We packed up until 10 p.m., and we cleared out twenty bags of garbage.

This poor and sour talent, I hurriedly sarcastically ridiculed him: "Phew!"

Lao Wang's face turned red again, and it is conceivable that he will not have a good time with me in the future.

"It's time to eat!" Wang Qing said, and Lao Wang and I hurriedly rushed to the table.

Wang Qing saw the anxious appearance of the two of us, and said with a smile: "Oh, there is too much time today, and there are not enough leftover dishes at home, so it's just a little coarse tea and light rice, don't mind the two of you!"

"How can we mind, you've been busy all the time, and you've not been idle for a moment, it's already quite good to be able to make such a delicious meal, you say, Lao Wang?"

Lao Wang didn't respond to my meaning at all, and was frantically sending food to his mouth in three bites.

Wang Qing came out with a red plastic bag from behind her back: "Wow, you two, what is this?"

I opened it and saw that it was three cans of beer, Wang Qing said happily: "When I just went down to take out the garbage, I bought three cans of beer at the store downstairs by the way, and today is finally the first day that Ah Le and I officially disturbed Brother Zhongyuan, and the sense of ceremony is still there, come, let's toast together!"

"Wang Qing, you are so thoughtful. Lao Wang swallowed the food in his mouth, cleared his throat and continued: "Since everyone lives together, don't keep calling me Brother Zhongyuan in the future, we are about the same age, you can just call me Lao Wang like him, after all, I live next door to you!"

What? Lao Wang, a fool, also specially emphasized that he lives next door to us? He is thinking about green me, I hit him with an iron fist on the head, and the fist has not yet fallen on him, Lao Wang hurriedly laughed: "Just kidding, just kidding, Wu Le, why are you so serious!"

Wang Qing still looked at us with a smile, and didn't realize that there was something in Lao Wang's words: "Okay, from today onwards, we will be roommates, Lao Wang next door!"

Oh my God! How innocent is she! Don't she even understand the connotation of "the old king next door"?

Sometimes I am really afraid of Wang Qing's simplicity, for fear that her simplicity will hurt her one day.

All in all, this simple home-cooked meal ended in a cheerful atmosphere, starting tomorrow, I will work hard for the future of me and Wang Qing, I hope Wang Qing's simple smile can bring me good luck.