Chapter 15: Heavenly Secrets Leaked
In order to avoid having ears on the wall, I led Ah Huang and Chunsha out of the KTV and came to a stall selling wontons outside the hotel.
As soon as she sat down, Chunsha said in surprise: "Ah Le, what, it's you." ”
I smiled and said, "Chunsha, your stuttering problem still hasn't been cured?"
Chunsha smiled bitterly and shook her head.
Yes, Chunsha is a stammer, I interviewed her for the first time when I opened an Internet café, and the interview lasted for half an hour, and I felt that it was a pity that such a beautiful girl was actually a stammer. Chunsha told me at the time that she was rejected for all the jobs she interviewed because of her stuttering, and she came to my Internet café to interview "to play" with the mentality of giving it a try, and I kept her out of sympathy.
Then Chunsha started to be a "playmate" in my Internet café, at first she did a "play" job is not good, who would want to be disturbed by a stutter in the fierce LOL team battle or the highly concentrated chicken eating process, so basically no one is looking for her to "play".
Then I came up with an idea for Chunsha, and I found that she would stutter as long as she said more than three words, so I suggested that she speak two words in one sentence or simply one word in the future, so that at least it would sound less procrastinating, but it still didn't work. Chunsha once said this classic sentence during the play: "You are, want, I, accompany you, eat, chicken ba?", and the guests were scared away at that time.
This doesn't work, that doesn't work, and finally I put up a poster of Li Zi's "little mute" in "Crazy Boy" at the door of the Internet café, and wrote in the poster "This Internet café provides" little mute "to play with the whole process, quiet and not disturbed", plus Chunsha itself does look a bit like Li Zi, so some people began to run the label of "little mute" to find her to "play", and slowly more and more people were looking for her to "play", and finally reached the point where it was necessary to make an appointment in advance, and Chunsha became the number one "play" in our Internet café. It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and in the end the Internet café closed down because of poor management, and on the day the gang broke up, Chunsha was the last to leave.
So "labels" are sometimes really a really important thing.
Thinking of this, I said to Chunsha and Ah Huang, who were nostalgic for the old times: "You two don't talk about it yet, listen to me, if our plan this time wants to impress Liu Shao, and even successfully complete the annual task, it must be like my packaging for Chunsha at the beginning......"
Before I finished speaking, Ah Huang preemptively said: "Labeling." Sure enough, it's my best buddy, he knows what I'm thinking.
Chunsha was excited, because she knew that this was a feasible way, and she had tasted the sweetness of this before.
I began to tell the two of them about my preliminary plan: "Listen, now we divide the labor, Ah Huang, you go to find some successful 'labeling' TV publicity cases, Chunsha, you go to find out what are the successful examples of 'labeling' on the new online media and mobile media, and I will look for the relevant 'labeling' local activities, and the three of us will act separately, and we will summarize it tomorrow and I will sort it out." ”
My inner idea is to promote traditional media, new media, and ground activities, covering all the people who can be covered, and maximizing the popularity and attracting customers in a short period of time.
After listening to this, Ah Huang gave me a pertinent suggestion: "Ah Le, I think we should target the publicity in a few surrounding cities in Lizhou, because it is obviously impossible to impress the consumer groups of the whole province or the whole country in a period of time, and the consumer groups in several surrounding cities are enough for us to complete the annual task." ”
I nodded: "Well, Ah Huang, what you said makes a lot of sense. Then let's go our separate ways? Chunsha, is there a problem?"
Chunsha told me unswervingly: "No!"
"Okay! Then for the year's mission, we have to fight!"
After that, we went to find the information according to the tasks assigned to us.
When I got home, I just opened the door, Lao Wang came to me, I helped Lao Wang up, and found that his face had been beaten all over the place, his mouth was not a mouth, and his nose was not a nose, but fortunately, his squint was beaten normally.
The old king cried and complained to me: "Ah Le, take your sister away, our small temple can't hold your sister's female bodhisattva." ”
Meng Li followed the sound, and there was a rolling pin in his hand that was broken in two, and he was about to beat Lao Wang in a huff.
Lao Wang made a big jump and flexibly hid behind me.
Mengli pointed at Lao Wang's nose and scolded: "You are embarrassed to complain to your brother, let me tell you, you will die today." ”
I hurriedly stopped Mengli and asked her what was going on, Mengli put down the rolling pin in her hand, hugged me, and said with tears in her eyes: "Brother, you don't know, this bastard wants to be light on me while you're gone." I asked him, don't you use bamboo salt to rinse your mouth? He said to me with a **** face, and said that he still had the bamboo salt left in his mouth that he couldn't use up in the morning, and asked me if I wanted to take it directly from his mouth with my mouth. ”
My evil fire rushed up as soon as I "rubbed", and glared fiercely at the old Wang behind me: "Old Wang, aren't you begging for a beating? Are you a teddy? ”
I turned my head and asked Mengli again, "Why do you always insist on rinsing your mouth with bamboo salt? Can't you use toothpaste?"
"Toothpaste? Mengli stopped crying and looked at me with those big eyes that had just rained and sunny.
She didn't even know what toothpaste was? I couldn't help but ask her, "Mengli, did Old Qin Tou keep you in Huanggu Mountain and never let you go down the mountain?"
Mengli nodded, and then shook his head again: "When I was seven years old, I went down the mountain once, and that time my grandfather took me down the mountain to worship the two tombs, and my grandfather asked me to kowtow, so I destroyed the two tombs with my own hands, and on the way back, my grandfather also pointed to a lot of new things and told me that this is a car, this is a TV, that is an airplane, etc., and then my grandfather asked me to concentrate on practicing magic on Huanggu Mountain, and in order to prosper the Bian Que family, I never went down the mountain again." ”
Wow, this bad old man Qin Tou has isolated his granddaughter from the world like this, no wonder Mengli has been asking us why we don't use salt to brush our teeth this morning.
At this time, the old Wang behind me said silently: "The Bian Que you are talking about, is it the Bian Que I know?"
Oops, I forgot that he has been hiding behind him, Mengli and I have made an appointment for three chapters, and I am not allowed to mention Bian Que's descendants to outsiders, now Lao Wang Quan heard it, what can I do?
Before I could react, Mengli rushed behind me, raised two fingers, and poked at Lao Wang's Heavenly Spirit Gai.
Lao Wang rolled his eyes and went down.
My intuition told me that Mengli was not small at this time, so I roared at Mengli, "What are you doing?", Mengli was startled by my sudden roar.
I hurriedly called Lao Wang, but there was no response, I kicked him again, and Lao Wang still didn't move.
I trembled and probed Wang's snort with my hand......
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There was no outgassing at all
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Mengli killed Lao Wang?