The heart is sorrowful, the pen is hard to go to the text, the vicissitudes of the right path, and the version is lucky. Why was Lao Tzu blind in the first place, thinking that these people were ordinary hunters?

They all look fierce and vicious, and they are obviously the illegal temperament of robbing houses and houses, Lao Tzu actually ripped off his face and hugged his thighs to beg for support...... Lao Tzu's head must have been crushed by that hapless time machine!

"However, I Huang Erzhuang still admires the third master of my family the most. "After boasting about the big boss with his hair bun, he began to praise the third master who took in Hao Se, "The third master of the hunting knife, Meng Sanshi, a hunting knife is rampant in the rivers and lakes, a well-known man!"

Hao Se glanced at the back of Meng Sanshi, the third master in front of him, and pressed his forehead that was jumping suddenly: "Second Brother Huang, didn't you just say that there are three masters in the village?"

"Cut, don't mention it. Huang Erzhuang, who had a sky-high bun, looked disdainful, "The face is yellow, the head is big, the eyes are small, and the stomach is bad." ”

"Second brother, I still have to give Brother Hao a wake-up call. The bald Huang Dazhuang frowned and said, "The second master's name is Yang Ermu, who is good at using stick skills, and is known as the yellow-faced second master......" Speaking of this, Huang Dazhuang couldn't help but pause, leaned closer to Hao Se and lowered his voice, "The second master has always looked at the third master and our brothers are not pleasing to the eye, Brother Hao, if you meet this person, you can have a long heart." ”

"Yes, yes, little brother understands!" Hao Se nodded repeatedly.

I'm going! Feelings, this little bandit village, and factional struggle? Where there are really people, there are rivers and lakes.

The two Huang brothers chatted with Hao Se one by one, and before they knew it, they entered the mountain col.

"Brother Hao, we're here!" Huang Dazhuang pointed forward.

Hao Se looked up, but saw a stockade faintly visible from among the mountains and cols.

The stone wall is enclosed, the tower is high, the thick tree pierces the door, the height is more than three feet, and it looks from a distance, it is really quite imposing.

"The third master is back, open the village-door-"

With the shouting of the bandits in the gatehouse, the door of the village in front of the gate slowly opened, welcoming the third master and his team into the village.

Hao Se stubbornly entered with the team, and when he turned his eyes, the stockade was full of a group of rough men with big shoulders and round waists, and all of them were armed, and they were not well described-

Lao Tzu now says that if he wants to leave the group, will he be beaten to death by the group?!

Hao Se, who had urinated and escaped several times along the way, had a gloomy face, and even more like a pair of dead fish eyes, seeing that the Huang brothers beside him were trembling at the same time, he was busy looking for a new topic, and pointed forward:

"Brother Hao, in front of you is the hall of our village!"

Hall?

Hao Se raised his eyes and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

Come on, this is a big thatched house at best.

That's right, the so-called council hall in front of me is just a grass house that looks a little larger, with yellow mud walls, logs as columns, and straw roofs, which is very poor.

At the end of the room there was a Taishi chair covered with half a fur of unknown color, and on either side of the Taishi chair were two rows of seats—well, wooden chairs, benches, and mazazi, and finally a few bricks......

I'll it, this bandit's den is too poor!

Hatser felt dizzy.

"Yo, is the third child back?

Suddenly, a shrill voice came from behind.

Hao Se turned his head to look at it, and his eyelids twitched immediately.

I saw more than a dozen men walking in front of me, dressed very similarly to the team of the third master, but the body shape was very different, all of them were slender and slender, and they came from afar, like a team of bean sprouts, all of them shook their heads and swayed vividly.

The first man is holding a swarthy thick rod in his hand, with a big head and a thin neck, a yellow face and thin muscles, small eyes and a small nose.

"It's the second master. He must have heard the news and came to rob our harriers!" Huang Dazhuang said with a disgruntled expression.

Oh, this is the legendary second-hand Yang Ermu with a bad stomach.

Hauser understood.

"Second brother, did we hit the harrier, it has nothing to do with you, right?" The third master, Meng Sanshi, held the hunting knife and stared at Yang Ermu with a heavy face.

Yang Ermu raised his eyebrows, poked his head out and looked behind everyone, and snorted:

"Yo, the third child, you went out all day, and you caught such three little chicks!"

As he spoke, his body shrank, and he actually drilled over like a loach, and ran to the two young men who were tied up by five flowers behind Hao Se, swept them together, and said in his mouth:

"Hey, just like this, it's not as good as my second master's toes!"

"Hahaha!"

A bunch of bean sprouts behind Yang Ermu suddenly burst into laughter.

Meng Sanshi's face sank, and he picked up the firewood knife in his hand and rushed out with his backhand, but when he saw the cold light flashing suddenly, he swept over Hao Se's left ear and went straight to Yang Ermu.

Yang Ermu snorted coldly, and the wooden stick in his hand was blocked, and he heard a "ding" sound, and the firewood knife immediately turned in a different direction, and then narrowly brushed Hao Se's right ear and returned, and was firmly grasped by Meng Sanshi in his hand.

What's going on?

Did two firewood knives fly past Lao Tzu's ears?!

Hao Se's whole body stiffened, and the three white eyes slowly turned from left to right, then from right to left, and finally turned into a circle of eyes.

"Brother Hao, so bold!" Huang Dazhuang gave a thumbs up.

"This firewood knife swished past, swished and flew over, and you didn't even move, amazing, really powerful!" Huang Erxiang exclaimed.

Ancestors plank!

Lao Tzu almost scared to pee!

The legs and stomachs are all tendoned!

Although there was a wail in his heart, on the surface, Hao Se's pair of dead fish eyes were staring at Yang Ermu, and he had the courage to never die.

Yang Ermu glanced at Hao Se, and his eyelids couldn't help jumping, but the next moment, he immediately changed to a look of disdain: "Third brother, this is also the harrier you fought today?

"This is the third master, my newly adopted brother!" Meng Sanshi blocked Hao Se behind him and glared back angrily.

"Newly accepted brother?!" Yang Ermu sneered, "Just this kid, his eyes are blank, and he is unlucky, the third child, you actually accept him into the village, and you are not afraid of ruining the feng shui of our village?"

"What kind of brother does my Third Master Meng accept, it's not your turn Yang Ermu to intervene. Yang Sanshi's voice sank suddenly.

"Meng Sanshi, you are hiding from the big boss and accepting people privately, do you want to do the opposite!" Yang Ermu squinted and sneered.

"Joke! Are there still few people in your second boss who have collected privately this year?" Huang Dazhuang stepped forward and shouted loudly.

"That's it, why can you accept people, but not our third master?" Huang Erzhuang also rushed forward.

"What are you doing, you want to rebel?!" A bunch of bean sprouts behind Yang Ermu didn't let him see it, and immediately rushed up.

"Second Yang, don't deceive people too much!"

"Meng Laosan, you just have bad intentions!"

"Dare to scold our second master?!"

"What's wrong with scolding you, we still have to beat you!"

Eh, I'll go, the gentleman doesn't stand under the dangerous wall, Lao Tzu avoids it first......

Hao Se, who was forgotten, hurriedly bent down and stepped back, and when he was about to leave the battle circle, suddenly, the whole room shook without warning.

The bandits who were fighting were silent at the same time.

"Boom!" came with a muffled sound and a vibration.

The bandits' faces changed, and they immediately returned to their original positions.

Earthquake?Haute Se's face changed.

"Knock, knock!"

Hao Se's dead fish eyes suddenly tightened: "Earthquake! Get out of the house and evacuate - woo woo woo ......"

But before he finished shouting, he was covered by the two Zhuang next to him.

"Woo-woo?"

Earthquake! It's important to run for your life! What are you doing with Lao Tzu?

Hao Se's dead fish eyes burst out, and he desperately glanced at the second strong man beside him.

Looking at Huang Erzhuang again, his face was pale, his face was sweating, and he lowered his voice and said in Hao Se's ear: "Don't talk nonsense, it's the big boss who has arrived!"

What?

Big boss?!

Is this big boss an elephant-class tonnage?!

Hauser was shocked.

"Knock! knock!" The sound of the earthquake came closer and closer, but after a moment it was forced outside the door, and someone shouted: "The big boss has arrived—"

The door slammed open, and a figure led a team of men in the backlight.

The light outside the door was so bright that Hao Se's eyes dimmed, and when he regained his sight and saw the person clearly, Hao Se almost knelt down.

Ancestors plank!

What kind of creature is this?!

But seeing that the leader was as burly as a mountain, with his limbs as thick as an old tree, with a greasy bun on his head, his face full of flesh, his face oily, and his facial features crowded in the fat of his face, he could not see his appearance clearly, and he could only barely discern from the distribution that the two thin slits on the top were eyes, the middle one was a protrusion, and the lower opening was a mouth;

With every step, the four layers of fat and fat on the waist flickered and trembled in a very ill-fitting red dress......

Yes, the point is that this big boss Mao Jindao is wearing a red dress!

So, this gold knife is a woman?!

Hao Se, who finally recognized the gender of the big boss from his clothes, was once again confused.

"I've seen the big boss!" the bandits bent over with their fists clenched and shouted in unison.

Hao Se, who was overly shocked, also bowed along with everyone's movements.

"Second, third, I just heard you two arguing again?"

Mao Jindao snorted and sat down in the fur master's chair, and asked in a voice, the sound was almost as if it came from a chimney, with its own reverberation sound effect.

"No, no! I have a deep relationship with the third brother, how can I quarrel?" Yang Ermu hurriedly laughed.

Yang Sanshi glanced at Yang Ermu, and also hugged his fists and said: "Big boss, I'm just learning from the second child." ”

"Hmm-" Mao Jindao on the seat made a long nasal voice, "That's right, they are all their own brothers, and it's not good to hurt the harmony." Next month, the entrance test of the 48th rudder of Juyimen will arrive, whether we can join the rudder of Juyimen, success or failure in this move, at such a critical juncture, there must be no mistakes in the village!"

"Don't worry, big boss!" all the bandits clasped their fists in unison.

Huh, what did Lao Tzu hear?

Juyimen, rudder, introductory exam?

Feelings, this bandit's nest still has to take an exam?

The ancestors are not so miserable!

Hao Se, who has been forced by exam-oriented education for more than 20 years, immediately felt bad.

"Okay, let's get down to business, third child, do you have any gains today?" The voice of the big boss Mao Jindao increased a few points significantly.

"Yes, yes, big boss, today the third master led our brother to hunt two good buds!"

Huang Dazhuang immediately pulled the hemp rope in his hand, pulled the two men who were shrunk in the corner to the center of the hall, and hugged his fist to the golden knife with a face of invitation: "Big boss, take a look!"

"Well, two young shoots...... "Mao Jindao touched his chin and said.

"The king spares his life!

"King, the villain is a poor family and has no money!

The two men threw themselves on the ground, crying and screaming, very miserable.

"Don't worry," Huang Erzhuang squatted down and said lustfully, "I picked you up, I invited you to enjoy the blessings." ”

"Enjoy, enjoy?"

The two young men looked up at the same time and looked at everyone with a look of horror.

"It's not!" Huang Dazhuang pointed to the golden knife on the seat with a proud face, "See, that is our big boss, the famous golden knife on the rivers and lakes, a heroine!"

"If the two of you can be favored by our big bosses, it will be a good thing for the green smoke on the ancestral grave. Huang Erzhuang hugged his fist at the golden knife, "Big boss, which one do you have a crush on?" As long as you say it, I will immediately carry you down, wash it and send it to your room——"

"Eat human flesh!" a young man howled, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

"Don't eat me, don't eat me! I haven't taken a shower for a year, and the meat stinks, it's not delicious!" The other knelt on the ground and cried, and the stench of water stains spread under him, and he was so frightened that he was incontinent......

Hao Se, who was watching on the side, was terrified.

Hey, that pit daddy's time machine won't be to take Lao Tzu through the wrong set and arrive at the monster hole of "Journey to the West"!

looked at the Mao Jin Dao on the seat again, glanced at the two people who were paralyzed on the ground, and waved his hand with disgust: "Forget it, I can't look down on this kind of goods!"

As soon as these words came out, Meng Sanshi's faces suddenly became a little ugly.

But Yang Ermu's first team gloated and coaxed in unison:

"Hahahaha, third, I'll just say that you two little chicks can't do it!"

"What kind of goods is this, you dare to come and pollute the eyes of our big boss!"

"Send it away, so as not to stink the feng shui treasure of our village!"

Meng Sanshi's face turned dark, and he motioned to Da Zhuang and Er Zhuang to call for people to come, and dragged the two men down.

"Third child, it's not me talking about you, you look at the goods you robbed, none of them can be seen, and they are not as good as the wild boars on this mountain. Yang Ermu sneered.

"Listen to what Yang Lao Er, what do you mean, don't you have a better harrier?" Meng Sanshi glared.

"Hey, third child, I'll let you open your eyes today!" Yang Ermu smiled proudly and clapped his hands with his hands, "Bring someone to me!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw two black and thin mountain bandits dragging one person to the middle of the house.

Hao Se fixed his eyes and saw that this person was just a scholar in Tsing Yi, dressed in a long robe, with a thin body, full of messy hair, and he couldn't see his face clearly.

"Big boss, look at this!" Yang Ermu stepped forward and lifted the scholar's chin, revealing a scholar's face.

The small eyes of the Mao Jin Dao on the stage were obviously larger, and the huge figure slowly leaned forward, looking at the scholar fixedly.

Then, amazingly, two lumps of blush welled up on an oily face.

It's terrifying!

Hao Se shuddered, and hurriedly swept his gaze to the scholar who could make the mountain bandit leader blush.

Could it be that what kind of character is captivating the country and the city?

But at this glance, Hao Se couldn't help but be disappointed.

The scholar's face was like a vegetable, and his facial features were usually tight, so he really couldn't see anything outstanding.

"Okay, good, this is good, that's it!" said with a laugh.

Saying this, Yang Ermu's group of bandits immediately cheered.

"Congratulations!

"Congratulations to the big boss for finding the boss of the village!"

It turns out that I don't want to eat human flesh, but I want to rob a husband who crushes the village!

Hauser finally came back to his senses.

"Big brother, the second boss is opportunistic!" Huang Erzhuang looked angry.

"Alas, I didn't expect the second master to find a scholar, this is the death hole of the big boss. Huang Dazhuang also shook his head frequently.

Hao Se next to him couldn't help but look sideways when he heard this.

Oh, listen to this, this big boss seems to have a special hobby for the group of scholars?

But......

Hao Se glanced at the tonnage of the golden knife on the seat, and then looked at the scholar's small body, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

This body type comparison - tsk, it is better to be eaten meat!

"Okay, take this son down, entertain him well, and go to the cave room at night!" Mao Jindao said with a light on his face.

The bandits shouted loudly, and the whole hall was full of joy.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the scholar who had been kneeling quietly on the ground suddenly became difficult, jumped up and hit the pillar on the left side, and shouted: "You can't be disgraced!"

"Be careful!" Mao Jindao exclaimed in surprise, and jumped up to save people, but he was still half a step too late.

The scholar had already hit his head against the pillar, his head was bleeding, and he fell to the ground heavily.

There was a moment of shock, and all the bandits were stunned.

Yang Ermu was the first to react, hurriedly ran over, rolled his eyelids again, listened to his heart, tossed for a long time, and came to the conclusion:

"The big boss, just fainted. This kid hasn't eaten for a few days, he doesn't have much strength, and he can't die. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"That's good, that's good. Mao Jindao walked over and looked at the scholar, and said with a regretful face, "Forget it, send him away, he is always looking for death and life, it is really distressing to watch." ”

Yang Ermu's face turned dark, and he could only promise to respond, and let the scholar be carried down.

For a while, the atmosphere in the hall was a little dull.

"Why can't I find a wishful man with the golden knife?" the golden knife shook his head and sighed.

Everyone looked at each other, and in the end, Meng Sanshi stepped forward and said with relief:

"Big boss, don't worry, as long as our brothers work together, we will definitely be able to find a wishful husband for the big boss to come back. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, the big boss will definitely find a good husband!"

"That's right, it's on our brother!"

"Okay, good!" Mao Jin Dao looked around at everyone, his face moved, "I Mao Jin Dao can have your brothers as companions, and it is not worth this life—huh?"

The half-spoken Mao Jin Dao suddenly stopped, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his eyes were fixed on Hao Se behind Meng Sanshi.

Huh?

Huh?

Eh, eh!!

Hao Se was covered in sweat and hair standing on end, and he watched the golden knife staring at him with □□ eyes, and then the whole fat body trembled step by step and walked in front of him, grinning: 166 Reading Network