On this day, Yingfang's dinner lasted from four o'clock in the evening to eight o'clock in the evening.

The dishes are sumptuous, a few days ago, Xiao Sanye and Xiao Li went up the mountain to catch a lot of game and came back, pickled part of it, smoked part of it, drunk part of it, and left two fresh chickens when it was over.

When the son-in-law returned, the two fresh chickens were served on the table. White-cut chicken, lotus leaf chicken, chestnut roast chicken, sesame oil chicken, in short, two big pheasants, four dishes.

But it's not all because of the abundance of food. The main thing is that there are many topics. This one is asked, that one is asked.

Xiang Gang knew that his family cared about him and thought about him, so he patiently answered all questions.

When it came to the decisive battle, he took advantage of the situation to confess Xiaojin.

Copied the relatively mild version that was told to his daughter-in-law. Concealed several encounters with death.

Sure enough, the old man was quite interested when he heard it.

"Really, there is such a psychic snake?"

"God forbid! God must not even be able to stand it, and specially sent snakes to help our country. ”

"Maybe it's a kind bodhisattva who has changed. Sister-in-law Fu said in a suppressed voice.

This time, everyone didn't brainwash Sister-in-law Fu with "after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine" and other ideas to break feudal superstitions.

"What about later, I didn't see it again after the battle?" Jiang Xinrou asked curiously.

Xiang Gang smiled: "I don't know, maybe go home." But I think that the psychic snake will not succumb to one place, and may travel all over the world. ”

This is to pave the way for inadvertently finding Xiaojin at the door of his house one day.

"That's right. Jiang Xinrou didn't know what to think, and said in a low voice mysteriously, "I'm afraid you won't believe it." The other day, I was pulling weeds in my backyard when I saw a weasel coming from a neighbor's house and trying to chase it. Guess what I saw?"

"Snake! came out and bit the weasel to death. Xiao Sanye rolled his eyes, "You told us about this." Oh, son-in-law doesn't know, you continue. He waved his hand.

Jiang Xinrou glared at her husband angrily: "That's not called a snake, I obediently said that it was a family dragon, and it kept the family peaceful." There is one for every household. That's not the problem. After the snake bit the weasel, it turned back and smiled at me. Ouch, I was stunned. A snake actually smiled at me. I also told my sister-in-law Fu at the time, but I didn't talk about it because I was afraid that you wouldn't believe it. But I'm certainly not mistaken. ”

Xiao Sanye spread his hands: "Okay, okay, assuming that the snake really smiled at you, can you tell me how it smiled? The corners of its mouth are raised, or are its eyes narrowed into a slit?"

"This ......" Jiang Xinrou couldn't say it for a while, and stomped her feet, "In short, I'm definitely not mistaken." I was afraid that you would question me like this, so I didn't tell you. But there is one thing that I have always found strange, our barn is not sprinkled with rat poison, and there is no rat trap, but there has never been a mouse biting rice bag. At first, I thought that because Yanqi Commune was clean, every household was like this. Who knew that one day I heard the neighbor next door in the west say that his family has two cats, and the rice bag still suffers every day. The number of holes made by the rats has surpassed the number of holes in his house. Do you think it's strange......"

Ying Fang and Xiang Gang looked at each other knowingly. Needless to say, because there is a snake brother sent by Xiaojin to protect their family, the rats don't dare to come.

"Maybe it's because the feng shui of this land is good. ”

The old man stroked his beard and expressed his personal opinion.

"Maybe our family has a heavy yang energy, mice like yin, yang overcomes yin, so there are fewer rats. Xiao Sanye patted his thigh and said.

"Superstition!" Jiang Xinrou commented.

I can't talk about it this day.

Xiao Sanye decided to wait until he went to bed at night and then reason with his daughter-in-law. Let's talk to my son-in-law at the dinner table. Women are creatures who always love to talk to death.

Weng and his son-in-law got together, chatted about the battle, touched the wine cup from time to time, and drank it all proudly.

Seeing that most of the wine was drunk from a jar, the mother-in-law couldn't stand it. The son-in-law has just come back, what do you mean by being a father-in-law and pulling him to drink? You want to get him drunk and then let your daughter stay alone in the empty room? Shouldn't you match the two of you to win the newlywed?

So the god who interrupted her husband said, "Okay, okay, the son-in-law will come back, you let him have a meal and drink less." If you drink it any more, you should get drunk. It's not too late to say anything tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I didn't say anything when I saw my good girl's stomach, I just wanted my son-in-law to have a good meal......?

Xiao Sanye opened his mouth and said in his heart that he was wronged. Wasn't the old man asking in the first half? And you, daughter-in-law, just the snake that caught the weasel, chattered for half an hour. As for the daughter, Fang Cai must have said a lot of love words in the room. Why don't you take a bath?

However, receiving the eyes from his daughter-in-law, Xiao Sanye did not dare to argue even if he was full of complaints. If you get it, it will take a long time to come. The horizontal and vertical people are back, and they haven't finished chatting today, and they will continue to chatter tomorrow. I didn't drink it today, so I will continue to drink it tomorrow!

After dinner, without waiting for the girl to speak, Jiang Xinrou preemptively carried the little baby who was tired of playing and fell asleep into the West House.

Xiao Sanye also happily hugged one in one hand and followed behind his daughter-in-law. The moment he entered the door, he turned around and winked at his daughter.

"I know you're a newlywed, but don't make a fuss too late. My son-in-law is going back to the mountains for a meeting tomorrow, right?"

Yingfang's cheeks flushed suddenly, and she quietly looked at Gang. The latter was also looking at her with a smile in his eyes. After drinking, it seems that even the eyes are drunk.

Yingfang felt drunk. Don't drink and get drunk.

Fortunately, there was no one else in the hall except them.

The old man and Xiao Li had dinner, and went to the next courtyard under the pretext of playing chess. I think it's also to make room for the two of them.

Sister-in-law Fu cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks on the table and hid in the stove room to wash.

It's so embarrassing.

Xiang Gang looked at his daughter-in-law and couldn't help laughing. stepped forward and wrapped his arms around his daughter-in-law's shoulders and led the person into the east house.

"Laugh if you want. Ying Fang couldn't still see his expression, pouted and sat on the edge of the bed, picked up a piece of clothing and folded it. It was as if I was gasping for a cannon battle in my heart, and I was pounding and pounding. Unaware that the clothes on the bed were originally neatly folded, but she herself disrupted them.

"Don't laugh. The man solemnly picked up his clothes from the bed and moved to the small bed opposite. Then he hugged his daughter-in-law and fell to bed, exhaling the hot breath, mixed with a warm spring-like drunkenness, "**A moment is worth a thousand gold, why waste time laughing?"

“……”

Okay, I've drunk too much and become more eloquent.

A good ** moment is worth a thousand gold, this night, I'm afraid that countless thousands of gold have been earned back by him, right?

The pancake girl who has been in the man's arms all night, her waist and thighs are so sore that she doesn't look like her own.