The night wind is quiet, and the silver moon shines lazily.

"Oh, these stinky boys, none of them are worry-free, I'm tired of Lao Tzu!" Hao Se sat crooked on the stool, his feet high on the corner of the table, and complained weakly.

And the other corpse in the house, who was also tired for a day, was silently making the whole bed.

"I said corpse brother-" Hao Se propped up his waist and changed his posture, stretched out his hands and began to pinch his toes, "These boys have been learning boxing with you for five days, have you made any progress?"

Corpse Tianqing finished tidying up the mattress, looked back at Hao Se, and nodded.

"Fart progress!" Hao Se rolled his eyes, "Corpse brother, don't put gold on their faces, according to Lao Tzu, these boys' minds are not on boxing at all, they only think about how to take advantage of you every day...... If Lao Tzu hadn't beaten them hard with small branches every day, these guys would have been able to go up to the house and uncover the tiles!"

Corpse Tianqing's clear eyes bent slightly, and he shook his head slightly.

Suddenly, the whole thatched hut lit up.

Hao Se was dumbfounded for the Nth time, and then two seconds later, he quickly came back to his senses and sighed with emotion: "Brother corpse, to tell the truth, your smile is really causing people to commit crimes!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the body of the corpse Tianqing, who had just smiled with a smile in his eyes, trembled, and his straight body instantly stiffened like wood, his long eyelashes trembled sharply, and his watery eyes seemed to be stirred into thick ink, turbid and dark, and bottomless.

"Uh...... No, it's not right......" The rough line Hao Se didn't notice anything, and muttered to himself while pinching his feet, "Brother corpse, you should laugh more! Yes, you must laugh more, and you must laugh hard! The more beautiful the smile, the better!"

The corpse Tianqing, who was standing stiffly, shook again, slowly raised his eyes, and looked at Hao Se fixedly.

"I don't understand this? Oops!" Hao Se pinched the soles of his feet with a serious face, "The point is not how you look, brother corpse, but that these boys are completely determined!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened slightly, as if he had heard something very surprising.

"Still don't understand?" Hao Se looked at the corpse Tianqing's expression, couldn't help but sigh and said, put on his shoes and got up, and paced all over the house, "Brother corpse, you are still too simple! As the saying goes, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and people's hearts are unpredictable, in a few days we will set off to Juyimen to participate in the entrance exam, but you can take a look at the virtue of these boys who can't walk the road when they see a beauty, in case someone takes the exam to get a 'beauty plan' exam question, then our more Si Zhai must be the rhythm of being wiped out in minutes?!"

As he spoke, Hao Se patted Corpse Tianqing's shoulder with a heavy face,

Corpse Tianqing's eyes suddenly tensed, staring at the hand that Hao Se had just pinched and put on his shoulder, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.

Hao Se followed the gaze of the corpse Tianqing, coughed dryly, withdrew his hand without a trace, and began to pace again, "Walking the rivers and lakes, martial arts is second, and conduct is the first...... By the way, to reach the height that the rich and noble cannot be lewd, the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, the mighty cannot be bent, and the beauty cannot be fascinated," Speaking of this, Hao Se stopped his steps, put his hands behind his back, looked up at the roof, and looked up at the posture of a worldly master, "In this way, you can be invincible in the rivers and lakes!"

The corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he quietly looked at Hao Se's back, and the cloudy ink in his eyes dissipated little by little, replaced by two bends of autumn water, sparkling.

"So!" Hao Se held up a finger, "Brother Corpse, from tomorrow onwards, the focus of our teaching will shift to training the minds of these boys!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened.

"It's very simple," Hao Se was about to pat the corpse Tianqing's shoulder when he returned his hand, but the corpse Tianqing retreated without a trace, avoided it, couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, scratched his neck and said, "From tomorrow onwards, the corpse brother will laugh at those boys vigorously, if anyone looks stupid and stunned, hum, Lao Tzu will beat him hard with this little branch, if anyone dares to run this time!

The corpse Tianqing lowered his eyelashes slightly, covered his mouth with his fist, and moved his Adam's apple twice.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu's trick is called Ming Xiu Plank Road Darkness Chen Cang, ahh......h Ahem, in short, they will definitely be able to train them into invincible feats of golden bell hoods, iron cloth shirts, copper walls, and iron walls!" Hao Se said with a look of ambition.

The corpse Tianqing raised his eyes, just looked at Hao Se quietly, his clear eyes were faintly curved, like the starry sky blending into his eyes, beautiful and terrifying.

After expressing his determination, Hao Se inadvertently turned around, and his hair suddenly became crisp, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva: "Brother corpse, why are you staring at Lao Tzu like this, is it because Lao Tzu has something dirty on his face?"

The corners of Corpse Tianqing's lips curled, and he shook his head slightly.

Hao Se's heartbeat immediately skipped half a beat, and he hurriedly turned his gaze away, and laughed dryly: "Hahaha, that must be Lao Tzu is too handsome, hahahaha......"

The corners of Corpse Tianqing's lips rose a few more points, and he raised his hand and dragged Hao Se to the side of the bed.

Hao Se's face was stiff, and he looked at the corpse Tianqing tremblingly: "Corpse, corpse brother, what do you mean, you don't think Lao Tzu is snoring and noisy, so Lao Tzu has been sleeping on the floor since the day before yesterday, how can you ......?"

Could it be that

Brother corpse, you can't sleep alone, so you invite Lao Tzu to join you in the meeting with Zhou Gong?

Hao Se's dead fish eyes suddenly rounded, and he stared at the corpse Tianqing in surprise.

But when I saw the person in front of me, the sword eyebrows were handsome, the eyes were full of clear springs, and the beauty was like jade—well, the face was a little yellow, and it was also a beauty like topaz!

Suddenly, the two looked at each other, flying flowers and powder, thick spring like wine, and the slightest smoke was drunk.

"This, this, this, this is not good!" Hao Se scratched his face with his fingers, and his dead fish eyes blinked wildly, "I haven't taken a bath for a long time......"

The corpse Tianqing's eyelids on the opposite side jumped faintly, lowered his eyes and sighed softly, picked up another futon on the bed and spread it on the ground, and sat down cross-legged.

A quiet room.

Hao Se's face was uncontrollable.

Corpse Tianqing looked calm and looked at Hao Se fixedly.

"So, Brother Corpse, what do you mean, let Lao Tzu sleep on the bed, and you sleep on the floor?" Hao Se asked in a dry voice.

Corpse Tian nodded his head.

it! Corpse brother, you said it earlier!

Why are you staring and holding hands, and what are you doing, doing a whole set of ambiguous actions to cause Lao Tzu to misunderstand!

Lao Tzu just said...... What didn't you bathe......

Ancestors plank!

This shame has been thrown to grandma's house!

Hao Se stiffened his hands to cover his face, and glanced at the corpse Tianqing opposite him through his fingers.

But seeing the man sitting on the floor tilting his head slightly, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked up a very obvious arc.

Ahh

Lao Tzu's first name!

Hao Se couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and then stiffly watched the corpse Tianqing spread the quilt and wanted to lie down and fall asleep.

"No!" Hausel suddenly came back to his senses and shouted.

Corpse Tianqing froze for a moment, and turned his head to look at Hao Se.

Hao Se walked to the ground shop violently, dragged the corpse Tianqing to the side of the bed, crossed his hands on his waist, and stared at the dead fish: "You are sick, you sleep in the bed!"

Corpse Tianqing's face sank and he shook his head.

"Brother Corpse!" Hao Se glared, "Your injuries are not healed, you can't sleep on the ground, in case you catch a cold and leave the root of the disease, it will be very bad!"

Corpse Tianqing frowned, his face determined.

"I'll strangle you!" Hao Se was immediately angry, "Corpse Tianqing, are you guilty of donkey temper again?"

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se fixedly.

"Okay!" Hao Se crossed his hands on his hips and glared at the dead fish, "Now there are three choices, first, you sleep on the bed, Lao Tzu sleeps on the ground, second, you sleep with Lao Tzu on the bed, and third, Lao Tzu sleeps on the ground with you!"

Corpse Tianqing frowned.

"There is no fourth choice!" Hao Se pointed to the door menacingly, "Otherwise, Lao Tzu will sleep outside!"

After saying that, he stared at the corpse Tianqing with a pair of fierce dead fish eyes.

The corpse Tianqing's eyes looked back fixedly, and Hao Se was uncompromising.

The two of them stared at each other for a long time.

Corpse Tianqing lowered his long eyelashes, sighed lightly, turned around and pushed Hao Se's futon to the inside of the bed, rolled up the futon again, spread it on the outside of the bed, and looked back at Hao Se.

"Sleeping in bed together?" Hauser raised an eyebrow.

Corpse Tianqing paused and nodded.

"Hmph, hum!" Hao Se looked proud, took off his shoes and climbed into bed, pulled out the quilt and lay down, "I should have listened to Lao Tzu a long time ago!"

Corpse Tianqing shook his head slightly, took off his shoes and clothes and lay on the outside of the bed.

"Brother corpse, we are brothers who share weal and woe," Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing lay side by side on the bed, swearing with a sworn face, "In the future, if there is a bed for Lao Tzu to sleep on, there will be a bed for you to sleep on, and if there is a mouthful of soup for Lao Tzu, there will be a corpse brother for you to take a bite of meat," the dead fish's eyelids slowly declined, "Lao Tzu will definitely not let the beauty suffer...... It's crowded, tomorrow...... Reapply...... One...... Bed...... Whew...... Squeeze ......"

The corpse Tianqing on the outside of the bed slowly opened his eyes, turned his eyes to look at Hao Se, who was in a large shape next to him, which occupied most of the bed, and then looked at the shape of half of his body hanging in the air and half of his body hanging on the side of the bed, sighed lightly, got up and got off the ground, and pulled back the quilt.

However, most of the quilts were pressed under Hao Se, and they didn't even pull out a corner of the quilt for a long time.

Corpse Tianqing sighed secretly, folded the futon for Hao Se with his backhand, took two coats and draped them on his body, sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, glanced at Hao Se, and closed his eyes.

Under the moonlight, the two people sitting and lying down are like a timeless picture, warm and quiet.

Suddenly, the eyes of the corpse Tianqing, who was sitting quietly, suddenly opened, rushed to the window, and pushed the window sash open with a snap.

Suddenly, the red light in the sky mixed with scorching fire gushed in, hitting his eyes.

Corpse Tianqing's eyes suddenly widened, staring at the sky-high flames under the hillside, the whole person was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned around and flashed to the bed, pushing Hao Se hard.

"Uh, corpse brother?" Hao Se rubbed his eyes and sat up, opened his eyes in a daze, and suddenly his eyes cracked, and he was shocked, "What's the matter?

As he spoke, he put on his shoes and rushed out.

But as soon as he took a step, he was dragged by Corpse Tianqing.

"Brother Corpse?" Hao Se frowned and turned back.

But seeing that the corpse Tianqing had a solemn face, he took two firewood knives from behind the door, stuffed one into Hao Se's hand, held one tightly with himself, and then grabbed Hao Se's wrist with the other hand.

"What is this?" said Hause, who was stunned.

Corpse Tianqing frowned, pulled Hao Se behind him, and glanced at Hao Se fixedly.

"Understood!" Hao Se nodded again and again, "The junior brother must follow the pace of the corpse brother and never leave!"

Corpse Tianqing nodded, dragging Hao Se and rushing out in the direction of the firelight.

The more he ran down the hill, the more he felt that something was wrong.

Obviously, the blazing fireworks almost burned half of the night sky, but why didn't there even be a single human voice in the whole village, just like ...... It's like a dead village.

Suddenly, Hao Se's feet slipped, his body staggered, and he almost fell into a dog to eat, but fortunately, the corpse in front of him Tianqing reacted quickly and helped Hao Se.

"What's so slippery?" Hao Se held the corpse Tianqing's arm, looked down, and suddenly his eyes widened.

Under the scorching firelight, the red viscous liquid is like a red stream, emitting a demonic smell under the firelight.

Blood! It's blood!!

Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing were stunned at the same time, looking backwards in the direction of the flow of blood, and in an instant, their faces changed drastically.

The source of the river of blood is a pile of corpses!