"What's going on?"

"The goddess is angry?"

"Broadcast accidents, broadcast accidents, this is live. ”

"Haha, today is the right time, I actually saw a broadcast accident with my own eyes. ”

"This is a new variety show, this is the first issue, and there is such a big mistake, tsk......

The audience at the scene was not blindsided, watching Chen Muge walk to the guest area on the side, and their eyes widened one by one.

Shen Qiushan was even more stunned, this host suddenly quit, how can this variety show be recorded?

But Shen Qiushan's reaction was also very fast, he smiled slightly, picked up the microphone directly, and said: "Although Chen Muge's acting skills are great, and the variety show host is not weak, but he is a woman after all, this woman always has a few days of grumpy temper every month......"

Poof!

Just one sentence made the audience below laugh, and they all shouted that Shen Qiushan was also an old driver, he just got in the car, and now he is directly igniting and driving.

Seeing that the audience's attention had shifted, Shen Qiushan smiled slightly, and simply regarded himself as the host.

"As we all know, it is impossible for a show to have only one guest singing a one-man show, and it is really hard for me to imagine that if Miss Chen Muge is the only guest, how will I survive the rest of the time. ”

"Next, I would like to invite our next guest, he is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars and cars have flat tires, the guy has no one around him, and the girl will not love others in front of him......"

As he spoke, Shen Qiushan looked at the director on the spot.

Fortunately, this guy is quite reliable, picked up the walkie-talkie and ordered, and the wooden partition just now opened again, of course, from the outside, it was a palace-like gate.

Hahahaha!

As soon as the guests came out, Shen Qiushan hadn't seen who it was, and the audience below had already laughed wildly.

"If a person is handsome, it is simply a moving business card, but I know this pain, I once went to dinner with Zhong Jun, ordered two meals, his free order, I questioned the merchant, he actually accepted me a double ......" As the host, when there can be no vacancy, Shen Qiushan continued to introduce, and at the same time turned sideways slightly, and glanced at the guests who strode over without everyone paying attention.

Burst!

Shen Qiushan almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, but fortunately he held it back.

The person who came was actually Cheng Huai'an, one of the four famous supporting roles on Hong Kong Island, a special actor, and the image of the hooligan and villain is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Cheng Huai'an is tall and big, with a face full of horizontal meat, and extremely vicious, in a sentence from Hong Kong Island fans: If Cheng Dasha laughs, there can only be one adjective to describe it, that is, hideous.

Handsome, temperamental, this guy is not close at all.

But Shen Qiushan reacted quickly, seeing that the audience, including Chen Muge, was waiting for him to make a fool of himself with a smile, Shen Qiushan pursed his lips and continued without pause: "Welcome, our second guest ......"

Cheng Huai'an was stunned for a moment, then glared fiercely, rushed to Shen Qiushan in a few steps, and asked, "What's the matter with you? Will you host? I am also a guest, and it is me who should be introduced now." ”

A vicious aura came from the surface, and even the audience sitting in the first row was also pressed back unconsciously by this fierce momentum, looking frightened.

Shen Qiushan was unmoved, and looked at Cheng Huai'an with a smile.

It was already less than a meter away from Shen Qiushan, and he could reach the point where he could reach it, Cheng Huai'an suddenly laughed, lowered his head and said, "Director Shen, do you think I can play a role in your film?"

I pour!

The audience didn't react to the sudden flip, and then everyone laughed wildly.

Everyone thought that Cheng Huai'an was annoyed and angry, but they didn't expect a big reversal to come suddenly.

Cheng Huai Anke is one of the four supporting roles on Hong Kong Island, although he is over 40 years old and is in the same era as the four heavenly kings, he has also created a sky for the supporting roles, and even the supporting roles are more popular than the protagonists.

Just like Uncle Da and Zhou Xingxing, Cheng Huai'an's supporting role has reached a certain height, as long as he wants to act, Hong Kong Island has a lot of directors who take the initiative to invite him.

Shen Qiushan pursed his lips, and refused directly with a disgusted expression: "No." ”

"Why?" Cheng Huai'an was dumbfounded, his eyes widened, and he asked with a fierce expression.

"Because you're ugly. Shen Qiushan nodded very realistically.

Hahaha!

The audience laughed wildly again, and Chen Muge laughed even more regardless of his image, and the whole person almost fell under the chair.

Cheng Huai'an blinked and opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything.

His depressed appearance was immediately captured by the camera with a big close-up, and it was displayed on the huge LCD screen behind him, which made the audience laugh too happily.

"Director Shen, Director Shen, I also want to be famous again, where do you say I'm ugly, I'll change it, I'll have plastic surgery. Cheng Huaian gritted his teeth and said firmly.

"You're going to have plastic surgery on your ugly place?" Shen Qiushan asked.

Cheng Huai'an nodded heavily, with a firm face.

"I'm sorry, let me ask first, do you have Li Jiacheng and rich?"

Cheng Huaian shook his head.

"Do you have the Governor's connections?"

Cheng Huai'an shook his head blankly.

Shen Qiushan was speechless, looked at Cheng Huai'an up and down, and said: "With your face, if you become Liu Tianwang with plastic surgery, it is estimated that Li Jiacheng will go bankrupt." ”

Burst!

The laughter just now just fell, and at this time it became frenzied again, and the audience couldn't get up with their stomachs covered with laughter.

This turn and ridicule made their smiling faces numb.

"How did I find out that Director Shen still has the potential for a poisonous tongue. ”

"It's really a poisonous tongue, I'm afraid I can't stand it if I change to others. ”

"Li Jiacheng is going bankrupt, how many knives will be used. ”

"This is to tell Brother Dasha that if you want to be handsome, there is no hope. ”

"Haha, that's enough for a year. ”

Cheng Huai'an looked constipated, but Shen Qiushan saw a smile in his eyes.

This is the case in the variety show industry, acting on stage, being a person off stage, you can be ridiculed at will on stage, the more old artists are, the more they pay attention to this artistic virtue.

In the early days of Shen Qiushan's previous life, he could only rely on some variety shows to make a little money to make a living, so he knew these rules of variety shows very well.

"Director Shen, I really want to go out, you are a great director, there must be a way, there must be a way. Cheng Huai'an clenched his fists and pleaded.

Such a vicious person actually looks so miserable, which also adds a lot of laughter.

Shen Qiushan rubbed his chin with one hand, lowered his head and pondered, then looked up at Cheng Huai'an, then lowered his head and pondered, and then looked again.

After doing this five or six times, Shen Qiushan seemed to have found inspiration, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Don't say it, I really found a role that can suit you." ”

"Really?" Cheng Huai'an cooperated with the acting, and asked eagerly with a look of surprise: "What kind of role? Is it still playing a villain? It doesn't matter, I'm good at it." ”

"No, you don't have to play the villain this time. Shen Qiushan decisively denied it.

"Can I also play a good person? I can actually play a good person one day?" Cheng Huai'an yelled excitedly a few times, and then looked at Shen Qiushan expectantly.

"You don't have to play a bad guy, just play a dead man!"

"Dead man? ”

"It's not a dragon set, it's a mummy, and with this honor of yours, it's only wrapped up in bandages, and maybe it's still photogenic. Shen Qiushan said matter-of-factly.

"Stop, stop!" Holding his stomach and laughing wildly, Chen Muge shouted loudly.

"Director, are you embarrassing Director Shen, or do you want our lives? Let him preside over it again, my stomach is about to burst with laughter, my image. ”

But no one paid attention to Chen Muge, the audience, the camera, and the on-site director were already laughing straight up.

No one saw that in the director room on the second floor, the chief director and the director had already laughed, if it weren't for the fixed camera positions, it would have been a performance accident now.