Chapter 572: Monkey Ass = Golden Retriever's Ass?

On the day of the wedding, Luo Shengnan, who was a mother, finally couldn't help it and cried.

She never thought that her daughter would marry a farmer, and she was also a mountain farmer half a day's drive from the provincial capital, which made her somewhat dissatisfied.

If it weren't for being deceived by the introducer, his brain was congested with anger, and he impulsively agreed to the marriage of the young couple, maybe he wouldn't have opened this mouth until now.

But now, it's useless to say this, I just hope that my daughter will have a good life in the future.

Although there was a handful of snot and tears, Luo Shengnan did not leave any of them behind when he should explain and advise.

Even what she wanted on the wedding night, she babbled to her daughter's ear.

When Xiang Jiu hung a big red silk knot on his chest and pushed the twenty-eight-inch triangle he had just borrowed to pick up the swallow, even if the swallow's face was smeared with several layers of powder, it was still so red that it could drip blood.

Zhang Haiyang, who had become a playmate with Ergouzi, saw his sister's face and winked at Ergouzi's children: "Look! My sister's face doesn't look like a monkey's ass!"

"Hahahaha!" "The villagers laughed loudly.

Squatting under the eaves from time to time to look around at the lively golden retriever, hearing the onlookers burst into laughter, and from time to time with a "monkey ass", the frequency of blinking is as high as a new altitude.

Does the monkey butt refer to its butt?

The golden retriever scratched his head and ears in confusion.

Everyone was even happier to watch.

It is said that this monkey is human, look at the ignorant eyes, as cute as a five or six-year-old child.

"What are you doing around watching the monkeys? I haven't seen enough of them, so hurry up and go to the cave room!"

The secretary's daughter-in-law and Aunt Xiang carried a piece of rice and sifted it out to distribute peanuts and dates to everyone, making fun of it.

A group of young students roared and coaxed: "Haunting the cave room! Haunting the cave room!" chased Xiang Jiu to the new house and made trouble.

"Oh no, no, no!" Aunt Zhao from the west of the village road ran in hurriedly to report the news, "The little daughter-in-law of the Hu family in Jiangkoubu led a group of people here, and it doesn't look like she came to drink wine and make trouble in the cave house, but it looks like she came to smash the field." ”

"What the hell is going on?" Aunt Deng sighed in her heart, put down the rice sieve, and pulled Aunt Zhao over to ask carefully.

Aunt Zhao couldn't tell, she only knew that those people were not good.

At this time, Youfu's sister-in-law brought her son in and came to talk about it.

"The Hu family is afraid that they want to drag people into the water. ”

"How do you say that?" Xiang Second Aunt wondered, "What's wrong with the Hu family?

Youfu's sister-in-law listened to her husband, her husband went to the county a while ago, and heard people talk about the family in the county who was investigated for marrying and drinking, and it seems that he has a bit of a kinship with the Hu family in Jiangkoubu, and he has always had contacts. This family was unlucky, and the Hu family became a victim of pond fish.

"Maybe it's trying to bring people here. Youfu said indignantly.

"What can I do about this?" Second Aunt Xiang was so anxious that her eyes were red, "Ah Jiu finally got married and had a happy event, how could he be messed up by these people...... No, I'm looking for an old man to go to the idea! Marriage is interrupted, it's unlucky......"

Before he finished speaking, he took off his apron to the second aunt and hurriedly ran towards Jiu's wedding room.

The men followed the cave house first, and those of them, who were aunts and sisters-in-law, divided the dried fruits such as peanuts and dates along the way, and they had to follow them to see the excitement when they were finished. As a result, this happened, can it not make people depressed?

"Second aunt, why is your face so ugly?" Yingfang was drunk because there were many people in the house, and she had to shout when she had to talk to Meiqin, so she hid in the courtyard and ran into the second aunt Xiang, who was anxious and white-faced.

As soon as she told the second aunt about the matter, Yingfang also smiled. Mei Qin was so angry that her hands trembled. If you are not afraid, you will not say it, the happy day will be interrupted, and no one will be able to bear this breath.

"That fox-like stinky girl is simply not human!" Feng Meiqin scolded the little daughter-in-law of the Hu family unceremoniously, "I shouldn't have let her out last time! What's wrong with pregnancy? Pregnancy can be exempted from punishment? My uncle is really, Old Man Hu came to the door a few times, and then he relented......"

The little daughter-in-law of the Hu family was punished for guarding the ancestral hall after framing Ying Fang with Xu Dan, and she reflected deeply.

It's just that no one expected that after less than ten days of detention, she was pregnant, and she originally planned to give up her in-laws, so she noisily found the secretary and asked to take people back.

The secretary was also out of options, so he had to agree to her going home to raise the baby. However, the punishment still has to be punished - in the next three years, the Hu family's daughter-in-law will not record her work no matter what work she does.

At that time, the Hu family was worried about the baby in her belly, and no one cared whether they remembered the work or not, but when the child was born, they found out that it was a girl, and the whole family was very disappointed. At this time, I realized that even if I drove my little daughter-in-law to work in the field, I couldn't earn a job.

For example, the previous year's grain harvest was not enough, but last year's grain production was reduced, the Hu family had a large population and few strong laborers, and the grain distributed was not enough for the whole family to eat. It's just that there is still one less person's work, and in turn, one more person has to be raised, can you be angry?

This time, he was implicated by relatives in the city, and without saying a word, he pushed his little daughter-in-law out, saying that he would arrest her if he wanted to, and she must have provoked anything.

The little daughter-in-law of the Hu family was so angry that she vomited blood, and rushed up to twist with her mother-in-law.

The father-in-law immediately pulled the people from the city to complain: "Comrade, look, is there a daughter-in-law like her?" We old couples, we really suffered from her humiliation. If it weren't for the fact that she gave birth to a granddaughter to our old Hu family, I would have let my son divorce her! You don't know, this unfilial daughter-in-law has framed innocent people before......

Old man Hu Balabala counted the crimes of his little daughter-in-law one by one.

The cadres of the county party committee who came to investigate the "extravagance, waste, extravagance, and corruption" felt that this matter was very serious, and they tortured the little daughter-in-law of the Hu family.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the daughter-in-law of the Hu family hurriedly shouted for injustice and said: "I am willing to atone for my sins! I know that there is a family in the Near Mountain Col Brigade who is holding a happy event today, and the scene can be extravagant......

That's how the disaster came.

Fortunately, Yingfang has made sufficient preparations, whether it is the master's family or the Xiangjiu family, there is nothing to see the light.

And today's wedding is also very low-key, except for a plum cabbage button meat and a plate of scrambled eggs with sharp peppers, everything else is vegetarian.

The meat was cut by the meat tickets brought by Zhang Yuejun and the others.

Tofu, dried fragrant, fried tofu and other soy products are all pressed by the bean juice that the swallow grinds by itself.

Eggs are laid by domestic chickens.

Umeboshi was dried last year.

Vegetables such as peppers, cabbage, radish, and water celery are grown on their own plots.

The staple food is mixed with corn and sorghum flour, and the peanuts and dates are also brought by the women of each family.

In short, Yingfang believes that such a wedding banquet makes people unable to make a mistake. If even this is criticized, then no one will have to do a happy event when they get married, the man and the woman will get together at a table, drink a glass of wine, eat reunion dumplings, and have a long noodle that will not be separated for a long time.