"You should google Banksy's work, and you'll be conquered by it. Speaking of her idol, Alexandra's eyes lit up: "His graffiti technique is to make a template out of stencil and then spray-paint it directly on the street, which is quick and easy to complete before passers-by and the police can find it." ”

"It's a good idea, just run away after spraying. Xiao Peng nodded.

Alexandra laughed: "This is not his greatest masterpiece, his greatest masterpiece is often sneaking into major museums in Britain and the United States, and hanging his spoofed masterpieces on the walls of the museum when people are unprepared, and attaching the same instructions as the museum, in this way to ridicule the authority of art and show disdain for the art circle, and it often takes two or three days before it is discovered by the academy." That's how his works came to be auctioned at the time. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What is the content of the painting you took at that time?"

Alexandra pouted: "Monet has a copy of "Water Lilies", but there are a few more Walmart shopping carts in the water." ”

"Poof. Xiao Pengle said: "This guy is really talented." ”

Alexandra shrugged: "You haven't seen his pig-nosed Mona Lisa yet, that's genius." I don't know how he got that painting in the Louvre. ”

Xiao Peng thought about it, uh, the pig-nosed Mona Lisa? That picture is really beautiful. This girl is really a genius: "I want to find him more and more to paint my house to make you say." ”

Alexandra said with a look of disgust, "If you find him." In 2010, Time named him one of the 100 most influential people in the world, and he was contacted through a website that needed his photo. So he wore a paper shopping bag on his head and took a photo, and so he appeared in "Time". Some people suspect that Banksey is a group of people, and it is related to the Eagle Nation's 'mass attack' band, because in March 2003, the band went on tour to Melbourne, and a month later Banksy's works appeared in Melbourne, in 2006 the band performed in Los Angeles, a few days later Los Angeles held an exhibition of Banksy's works, in 2008 the band's home stadium released a new song in New Orleans, and then New Orleans also appeared Banksy's graffiti, including San Francisco, Toronto, In places like Boston, as long as the band passed, there would be Banksy's graffiti work in the local area. However, Banksey directly denied this claim. ”

Pagio, who was listening, nodded, "In 2013, Banksy spent a lot of time working on the streets of New York, making the whole of New York uneasy, for example, Tribeca in Manhattan had a graffiti about the Petronas Twin Towers. Oh, and the ruins of the World Trade Center are there, too. However, they have all been erased by the police. For several days, he found a big truck, loaded with all kinds of stuffed animal toys, and drove around the streets of New York with the screams of animals in pain, and the whole of New York was filled with the sound of pigs being killed during that time. ”

Listening to Pagio's words, Xiao Peng couldn't laugh: "Peggy, you haven't said yet, what are we doing here?"

"I'm going to take you guys to a good place. Pagio said.

Xiao Peng looked at the telephone poles on both sides of the road: "Why don't you look like a good place here, there is almost no place to hang your shoes, right?"

Padgio's mood was very relaxed: "In our Stars and Stripes, the polarization of African minorities is obvious, and the middle class families with better economic backgrounds are very good, polite, and kind, and you will fall in love with them when you know them, while those who are poorer and have no higher education will be more dangerous." ”

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "That's a bit absolute, right? The Will I know is also relatively poor and has no higher education, but he is very kind and takes care of the family. ”

Pagio nodded: "Of course, most African-Americans will not do anything evil even if they don't have such a high quality, most of them are kind people, and don't be too afraid, African-American crimes have a characteristic, they commit crimes at the doorstep, and almost never go to the white or rich areas to harass, therefore, most of the African and white areas of the Stars and Stripes are often only one street apart, but it is the difference between heaven and hell." I'm not racist, I only discriminate against people who behave inappropriately, and a lot of the people I've seen behave inappropriately happen to be African-American, and that's it. ”

Xiao Peng pointed out the window: "That's what you said?"

Pagio also smiled: "What do you say?" I saw three African-Americans walking by on the side of the road outside the car, and their pants were about to fall under their buttocks, revealing their underwear. It's good, it's hip-hop.

Not long after the car continued on its way, Pageo said, "It's here." ”

It was a factory located by the sea, with a large yard, after the two cars stopped, Pagio did not get out of the car directly, and six strong men in suits fell down from the Mercedes in front of them, scattered. After making sure there was nothing to do, Pagio nodded, and then said, "Okay, you can get out of the car." ”

Xiao Peng looked at him speechlessly: "Hey, didn't you say it's safe?"

"It's just a matter of prevention. Pagio said calmly.

Hearing the sound of the engine, the door of the factory opened, and several people came out, several of them were covered in oil, and the leader was an old white man, who opened his hands after seeing Padgio, and Prada hugged him regardless of the oil stain on the man.

"Raymond, introduce you to my good friend. After the two let go, Pagio introduced: "Raymond, this is Xiao Peng of Huaxia, my partner, this is Yang Meng, a member of the Saudi royal family. ”

Raymond was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Dude, don't you have Alzheimer's disease, do you? What are you teasing me? This name is Huaxia, and you say he is a member of the Saudi royal family?"

Yang Meng scratched his head: "In a sense, I am indeed a member of the Saudi royal family now, but let's not mention this, I will always be Chinese, and this identity is only temporary." ”

Raymond scratched his head: "Can you give up your royal status?" Okay, Pudge, I'm sure now, these people are your friends." Why are you here today? Are you going to the juvenile detention center to have a look?" Xiao Peng was stunned when he heard this, what are you doing there in the juvenile detention center?

Pagio shook his head, "No, no, no, I might be able to check it out later, but now is not the time to do it." I have something else to ask you for today. ”

"What's the matter?" asked Raymond, puzzled.

Pagio lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "I'm here for 'Irinor'. ”

"Are you crazy?" Raymond's voice instantly raised a lot: "Don't even think about it! You're no match for her age!"

Xiao Peng was confused, did 'her's opponent, Irino Pageo, the old guy, bring himself to find a woman?

Pagio smiled: "Of course it's not me, it's my friends, they came from Huaxia all the way to come for this car, I don't want to disappoint my friends!"

Who knew that after listening to Pagio's words, Raymond turned his head to look at Xiao Peng and the two: "It's impossible for them!"

Xiao Peng is confused now, what is the situation?

Pagio was also anxious: "Raymond, you old antique! Brainless, are you going to take Irinor into the coffin?"

"It's better for me to take the coffin with me than for her to go to Huaxia! there is even a road there, and there are carriages running on the road, don't you let Irinor suffer?" Raymond and Pagio exchanged.

Hearing Raymond's words, Xiao Peng couldn't help but interject: "Raymond, if what you just said is serious, then I can only say that your understanding of Huaxia still exists in the Middle Ages, right? This brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that you don't." ”

Raymond glared at Xiao Peng angrily when he heard this: "What do you mean by this?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Well, of course we don't have roads in Huaxia, because we don't need them at all, do you know? The main mode of transportation in Huaxia is to use an unstable gas to propel flight, which is called 'qi' in Chinese, you can understand it by watching the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"!"

Yang Meng also smiled: "That's right, I'm sure we don't have roads, the poor are still crawling in the mud, the rich pay for the poor to carry us on their backs, this is now the way of life of the people in the world's second largest economy, although we have the world's fastest high-speed rail, the world's second largest GDP, but we don't have roads." ”

Raymond was stunned: "Pagio, are they laughing at me?"

Pagio said angrily: "Damn! Raymond, you can't bury yourself in the workshop all day, just rely on the newspaper to learn about the world, that's not reliable at all, okay! You should go out and have a look! I don't want to come back to Huaxia even if I go to China! I have to bring bodyguards to you, I can be alone there at any time! I am not afraid of midnight! The food is good, the accommodation is good, and the fun is good, which is much better than ours here." I feel ashamed when I hear what you just said, so don't talk nonsense, give yourself a vacation! I'll take you to Huaxia for a round of fun, so that you can receive a shocking education! There are no highways in Huaxia? Huaxia has the world's second-longest highway system! The length of highways under construction is the largest in the world! Can you not be funny?" After speaking, he showed an apologetic expression to Xiao Peng and the others: " You also know that there is a problem with the media in our country, and we can't let people know that China is so strong now, after all, if people know the speed of China's rise, it will make people doubt our national system. ”

Xiao Peng shrugged: "There are things like covering your ears and stealing bells everywhere." Whether you look at it or not, the rise of Huaxia is there, and I am proud of myself as a Chinese. ”

Yang Meng also said: "Therefore, the status of the Saudi royal family is just a temporary worker for me, and I will return to China no matter what." ”

Raymond listened to the conversation of several people next to him, and suddenly sneered: "Huaxiaren, I like you two, well, I like your sense of humor." Do you really want my 'Irino'? Okay, I'm going to give you a little cheaper for your sense of humor! Two million dollars!"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What kind of thing is two million US dollars? I don't even know what this 'Irinor' is!"

Pagio coughed dryly, "Uh, it's a car." ”

"Car?" Xiao Peng was stunned: "Two million?" He was a little shocked, in the country of stars and stripes, buying a Bugatti Veyron is 1.6 million US dollars, and what the hell is this 'Irinor'?

I've never heard of it at all!

ps: Now there is an event in the APP, the annual ceremony, each person has five free votes per day, everyone votes for Lao Yang! Don't spend money, it's free, if you spend money, it will make it black!

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