"It's a good feeling that my wife and children aren't around!" Xiao Peng and Yang Meng sat on small chairs and skewered, but they didn't catch meat skewers for a long time------- dogs and pandas ate faster than them.

"What the hell, this 'fuck off' has made you a polar bear? Now you don't eat meat?" Xiao Peng said indignantly.

Yang Meng was grilling meat skewers there, shrugged his shoulders after listening to Xiao Peng's words, and said, "Don't blame me, they like to eat this, you just say go, how pitiful is it to leave them at home?"

Xiao Peng touched the head of the 'fuck off': "You can't blame me for this, if I take the 'big dog' and 'puppy' out, I can still do it, you let me play around with 'fuck off'?

At this moment, the door of Yang Meng's father's house suddenly opened, and the old man walked out. Xiao Peng greeted the old man, and the old man glanced at him and Yang Meng, but he 'snorted' and turned around and left.

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "What's wrong? The old man hasn't forgiven you yet?"

Yang Meng sighed: "We haven't spoken for more than a year. ”

Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng on the shoulder: "Dude, it's my fault for this." ”

Yang Meng had a bitter face: "It's still against heaven to do evil, and you can't live if you do it yourself." ”

On the day of Xiao Peng's wedding, Gagaga also came. Also with a child. Uh, a nice little half-breed.

Gaga didn't hide anything from the child, and directly pointed at Yang Meng and told the child: "This is your father." ”

Xiao Peng knew about this, so he was not surprised. But after Yang Meng and his father found out, he couldn't accept it, what the hell? When did he become a grandfather? He has a big grandson?

What's going on? I have my grandson outside? Of course it's not going to work! I have to come back!

The old man was trying his best for a while, he wanted the two to get married, and he wanted Yang Meng to pay for 'buying a son'.

As a result, Ga Ga said nothing, in her words, the memories with Yang Meng are very good, but memories are memories, and she doesn't want to be with Xiao Peng for the rest of her life. That life was so boring.

And as for the money? Quack is not bad for money. How can you sell your children for money?

Otherwise, she and Yang Meng are a perfect match, two people are a virtue.

Ga Ga left after attending the wedding, and Yang Meng's life couldn't be lived. The old man pumped him every day, and finally smoked Yang Meng in the end, and the two of them had a big fight. And then he didn't speak until now.

Yang Meng said while roasting the meat: "I think it's good now, at least I don't mess with my ears, you say too, each of us has our own life, you say that he dictates my life every day, why bother? I am really content now, do you know why? If we are still talking now, he must be talking to me every day: Look at Xiao Peng, three children." You're the only one, and you're still out there. ”

Xiao Peng stretched out a slap: "It's five soon, Jimma is also pregnant, and Minnie is pregnant again." ”

Yang Meng gestured his thumb: "You special cow!"

Xiao Peng said with a bitter face: "What are the cows! Do you know how tired it is to watch the children? In the past few years, I feel that my life has come to an end! It's okay to play with the children occasionally, but I guard the children every day, crying this and making trouble, who can stand it." I'll run back first when the 'big dog' has an accident this time, you don't know how relaxed I feel right now. ”

Yang Meng laughed and said: "You have been scolded for so long for this matter, I can only send you a word: self-inflicted!"

Xiao Peng lightly kicked his 'rolling' ass: "Don't eat it you guys, Ma Laozi hasn't eaten a bite!"

'Rolling' and 'Dandan' looked aggrieved, pouting their butts and running to the side, but obviously they hadn't eaten enough, and looked at the barbecue grill step by step.

"Mengzi, it's not the same thing for you to go on like this. Talk to the old man. Xiao Peng said.

Yang Meng snorted coldly: "When I want to get married and have children, I will make my own decisions." He bullsoothed on giving me a whole brother. ”

Xiao Peng suddenly laughed: "It's really possible! Anyway, it seems to be very dramatic at the moment!"

Yang Meng listened to the old man with a face, the old man also remarried, and it was no one else who married him, it was the Mihashi Fujiko they brought back from the Wa Kingdom, this Mihashi Fujiko was only in his thirties, and now he has become the 'aunt' of the two, who is this Nima talking to?

"What's the deal, I said that at that time, my father ran to the restaurant every day to smoke me, I thought it was because of something that made him angry, it turned out to be Ming Xiu Plank Road Dark Chen Cang! This drunkard's intention is not in the wine, ------but in that piece of meat! And Mitsuhashi Fujiko is that piece of meat!"

Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, life is like being forced X, since you can't resist, then close your eyes and enjoy it!"

"I'm enjoying a fart!" Yang Meng said indignantly.

Xiao Peng was happy: "This matter can at least prove that you are indeed born to the old man, and you don't need to test your DNA at all------ you two are just as unreliable!"

Hearing this, Yang Meng was not happy: "I don't want to listen to what you say, oh, my aunt has found a wife, is it to pursue happiness for the elderly?

Xiao Peng said: "Don't you think their age difference is a bit big?"

"What's wrong with the age difference, we also said that when we are seventy or eighty, we will go to KTV to find a girl born in the 2050s to accompany us. Yang Meng protested: "What's wrong with my old man finding a young and beautiful man who can serve him?"

Xiao Peng laughed out loud and raised his glass: "Yes, yes, this is my fault, I said it wrong, come on, let's take two sips." ”

Yang Meng and Xiao Peng blew a bottle directly, and Xiao Peng wiped his mouth: "It's cool! I haven't drunk well for a few years? I don't dare to drink with my stomach open just to take care of the children." By the way, what's going on at the parking lot?"

Yang Meng shook his head: "It's still like that, except for when there is an event, there are not many guests, except for a few people who occasionally come with women to pretend to be forced, there are basically no people." It's just a money-losing job. Originally, I thought that the business at the children's go-kart training ground would be better, but it turned out that there are no more than 30 children who have handled the membership so far. This Nima lost money. ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "It's not that I can't afford to lose, I'm nervous." This thing has been thought of for a long time. ”

Yang Meng was stunned: "Thought of it?"

Xiao Peng nodded, and handed the grilled meat skewers to Yang Meng: "What are we here? Racing track! What are the consumer customers? They are all those who love to play with cars, and most of them are men." And there is a very famous saying in the investment world, that is, in the consumer market of various groups of people, the first is the girl consumer market, and girls spend money that is not considered.

Yang Meng nodded, and Xiao Peng continued: "The second is the children's market, you can see that this parent is absolutely willing to spend money on his children, what kind of clothes, food, educational toys。。。。。。 All that's left is to pay for it. ”

"Further down is the young women's market, which is the same to make women's money, it is more difficult to earn girls than to earn young women, but it is also very easy to earn, although young women have more social experience, so sometimes they can be more rational when consuming, but as long as you can touch the point of consumption in their hearts, it is not difficult to earn their money, for example, the main consumer of the luxury market, is the young woman market. ”

"Okay! I admit that what you said makes sense, so it's time for the men's market next, right?" Yang Meng asked.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Next is the pet market, pets are now the treasures of the family, the family loves them, the best dog food, the best medical beauty, so the pet market is also very good." ”

Yang Meng's eyes widened after hearing this: "Damn, according to you, men are not as good as dogs?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's really it, it's really hard to make money for men." Of course, I'm talking about straight men, not those sissy, and sissy men make money very well. You can't treat them like men, can you?"

Yang Meng very much agrees with Xiao Peng's statement: "You are so right about this, what do you say about the children now? Think about the education we received when we were children, 'men must be like men', but look at today's children, they are still very man-like, more girls than girls." ”

Xiao Peng laughed: "People are so cheap these days, what about this girl, I like those girly boys, look at those little fresh meat now, one by one, there is a group of fans behind him, if someone is a 'straight man', others will despise him." But what about the unlucky ones? or the little girls. When they grow up and talk about marriage, they find that marrying a straight man is the last word, but where to find a straight man?

Yang Meng shrugged his shoulders, noncommittal, picked up the wine bottle and blew another bottle with Xiao Peng: "Everything is in plain sight." You look at Ya Li, how discerning they are, but they don't dislike you for being a straight man. ”

How do you know that Xiao Peng frowned after hearing this: "Mengzi, you don't know how my life is." Let's talk about Valentine's Day last year, I received more than 20 couriers, almost all of them were bought for me, I was so excited that I couldn't do it, look at Yali and them, how good they are to me. ------But when I opened the package, well, it cost a total of 1.04 million, and the four of them spent more than 800,000 yuan, and in the end, my bunch of things cost 100,000 or 20,000 yuan, and most of them could use it。。。。。。 For example, what are the latest computers, mobile phones, etc。。。。。。 I can't live this day!"

Yang Meng laughed: "Look at the cow when you got married, didn't you say that you were the happiest man on earth? The four flower-like daughters-in-law wore wedding dresses to accompany you, and they almost didn't know what their surnames were." ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "You know a fart, the most uncomfortable thing that day was me, I look good in a wedding dress, but to put it bluntly, I'm just a foil." The happi they play is the most important. ”

Yang Meng said: "It's really hard for men to mix these days, I've definitely failed to pick up girls recently, don't want to be contemptible." ”

"What the hell? Can you make people despise? Haven't you always smashed with money?" Xiao Peng was a little curious.

Yang Meng shook his head: "I've had enough fun in the past two years, I want to change my taste and make a good home or something." It turned out that, alas, out of touch with this society. Don't want what is despised. ”

Xiao Peng asked curiously, "Why is it out of touch?"

Yang Meng took a sip of wine and said: "They say that I am a standard straight man and don't associate with me." ”

"You, well, you're indeed straight men, but how do they see it?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Yang Meng sighed: "I like black and straight girls, I like fitness, I can't tell the color of their lipstick, and I resolutely take the initiative to pay for meals, but these are all symptoms of my straight male cancer, what's wrong with the aesthetics of these girls?"

Xiao Peng laughed out loud, and at this moment the phone rang.

He looked at the phone number: "It's Armand's number." After he finished talking to Yang Meng, he directly picked up the phone.

As a result, after picking up the phone and listening to a few words, he frowned, and hung up the phone after listening for a long time.

"What's going on?" Yang Meng asked.

Xiao Peng said: "It was Armand who called, and Jean-Todd was coming to me." ”

"Who?" Yang Meng had never heard of the name.

Xiao Peng gave him a blank look: "You are in charge of the parking lot now, you don't know who Todd is?"

Yang Meng's head shook like a rattle.

"The president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA)!Michelle Yeoh's boyfriend!!, one of the highest-ranking people in the world of motor racing!" Xiao Peng logged on to the website on his mobile phone and gave Yang Meng an answer.

Yang Meng took the phone and looked at it: "Hey, the old man is over seventy years old, and the old cow eats tender grass?"

Xiao Peng glanced at her: "Please, Michelle Yeoh is also in her fifties, okay? The age difference between them is about the same as your old man!"

Yang Meng decisively changed the topic: "What is he doing here?"

Xiao Peng said lightly: "What else can he do when he comes? There must be some international event that wants to cooperate with us, it should be a safety audit." ”

When Yang Meng heard this, his eyes lit up: "F1?" Although Xiao Peng's car park has been built for more than a year, it has been hosting small domestic races, because the FIA has to send someone to review the situation of the car park, and it is determined that there is no problem, and it is indeed a safe track to hold races here.

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "The FIA is also the organization responsible for motorsports around the world, managing all sports with land vehicles with four or more wheels, such as Formula 1, Formula 1 3000, corner cars, car rallying, go-karts, motor races, hill races, ice racing, solar electric car races, vintage car races, etc. All international competitions are managed by them. ”

Yang whistled violently.

How do you know that Xiao Peng still frowned: "I don't understand now, this time the FIA didn't send an official letter, asking Todd to contact Armand, it is a private visit, what the hell is he doing?"