"You two are immortals! How can you have feelings for each other? Hmph! Now knock the two of you to the mortal dust and go through three lifetimes of reincarnation!"

The queen mother who suddenly appeared was simply domineering, not only looking like a man...... Well, it's men...... And he is particularly imperious, and directly knocked out the two immortals who ate fried noodles and drank beautiful soup.

So, which three lives do you have to go through in these three lifetimes?

On the curtain, three words appeared directly.

The first life!

The picture lit up again, and a man wearing a bright yellow dragon robe appeared, it was the fried noodles male fairy.

It's just that his body is the style of the Tang Dynasty, and he ...... Cutout!

Behind him, there are thousands of troops, but it's obviously wrong, but it's okay, this background should be from a certain historical drama, and students with sharp eyes and quick brains have remembered it, this should be Ma Weipo!

Suddenly, a white-faced and beardless eunuch came out and hugged the emperor, crying: "Your Majesty! There is no time! The soldiers are about to rebel!"

"This, this ......" the emperor still hesitated.

But at this time, the beautiful soup fairy appeared, and I saw her wearing gorgeous palace clothes, running with turbulent waves.

No, it wasn't so turbulent before, but!

"Chow noodle Longi!"

"Pretty soup and jade ring!"

What are these two called......

Poofha!

The audience burst into laughter at the time, and everyone understood that this was not the story of Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan.

But there's more to come.

Liang Tang Yuhuan ran straight over, but he didn't want to, he tripped and fell, but this is nothing, the key is to snap and fall out of something.

Two large steamed buns.

This scene.

"Chow Mein Longi ......" shy.

"Liang Tang Aifei, it's okay. "The emperor is particularly warm oil.

Poofha......

No matter how high the laugh is, people can't help it, it's also too funny.

Everyone knows the story of Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan, especially Yang Yuhuan, Huan Feiyan is thin, so these two steamed buns ...... It perfectly explains why the chow mein fairy who was so slender before, but now it is turbulent.

Moreover, the props are too rough, which has a natural and funny energy.

Actually, of course, this is deliberate, according to Li Bin, the props are rougher, which is a plus for being funny.

As for cutouts...... Of course, it's a financial problem, do you want to find a large group of performers to shoot this kind of small video?

Next, I sang it again!

"Eat ~ fried noodles ~ I don't want to be separated from you......"

"Drink ~ beautiful soup ~ I will definitely find you......"

I don't know where to get the microphone again, these two people are simply.

The emperor's singing is dying, and Yuhuan's singing saves people.

The laughter of the audience did not stop, but someone came to the scene.

"Drag it out quickly! Your Majesty, the community is the most important!"

Needless to say, this eunuch is Gao Lishi, and Yuhuan is going to die in Ma Weipobei.

No one thought that this paragraph could be spoofed.

Needless to say, this is the first life, Liang Tang Yuhuan was dragged down, and the curtain was black.

If you want to say that there is one person in the audience who didn't laugh, that is Qin Zhongyan.

At this time, the future student president of the Mechanical College had straight eyes. He couldn't imagine that such a gentle eldest sister of the Xin family would act in such a super spoof small video.

In other words, he actually felt that Xin Xiaoqian was gentle and really a talent.

"Hahaha......" The doctor Dongfeng on the side laughed miserably, he didn't laugh enough, he pulled Qin Zhongyan and said with a smile: "Gao Lishi, I played it." ”

Qin Zhongyan responded with a loveless look: "Mmmm, it's a good act." ”

"I still have a role!"

"You have a lot of plays. ”

This question and answer, in fact, no one knows that Qin Zhongyan's budding love is over.

At this time, the second life came.

What is the second life?

The nearly 20,000 spectators present were very much looking forward to it, and the light and shadow reappeared on this big screen...

Poof!

Teacher Bai Yujie almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and coughed a few times.

Why?

But I saw that above the curtain, a white figure appeared, this figure had high hair, tall figure, and unique temperament, the key is the dress of this body, anyone who sees it can think of it, it is definitely the white lady Bai Suzhen.

But in fact, this white lady is...... Fried noodle male fairy!

That's right, it's Zhang Qing, it's really Zhang Qing, it's definitely Zhang Qing!

So......

"Oh, I'll go!"

"It's thundering!

"Hahaha...... It's unexpectedly funny!"

The audience was furious, as if a bomb had been planted and suddenly exploded, and this indoor stadium could not hold on.

The key is......

"Xianggong!" This fried noodle male fairy turned into Bai Suzhen, not to mention, but also to take a bite of Xianggong.

So who is the prime minister?

"Fried noodle lady!" "Pretty soup fairy...... Oh no, she's wearing Xu Xian's clothes now!

But......

"Wowhaha...... It's surprisingly pretty!"

"Who is this? She seems to be really good at playing Xu Xianlai!"

"So temperamental, so handsome!"

"The Legend of the White Snake" has been remade many times in the history of our empire, and in many of these versions, the character of Xu Xian is a woman dressed as a man.

Because this play was a drama at the beginning, two women playing a husband and wife, which is better than two men playing husband and wife, right?

It's very philosophical.

So, the spoof of this life is unexpectedly somewhat reasonable, but ...... The White Lady was played by a man, which was too unexpected.

But in fact, Zhang Qing has enough acting experience, well, many people already know the reason, that is, he has already worn women's clothes.

Of course, the four chubby knew this kind of thing, so this became the handle in their hands, hehehe......

Next, Bai Suzhen had another microphone in her hand.

"Drink beautiful soup ~ I can't separate from you......"

Needless to say, Xu Xian also has it here.

"Eat fried noodles ~ I will definitely find you......"

Wait a minute, isn't there a change in the words?

The subtle changes, the students who feel it, laugh even more fiercely.

"Hahaha......" As the future president of the Faculty of Arts, Li Xin'er really wants to laugh unbridledly, and it is best to laugh under the chair, but in order to maintain the image of the goddess of literature and art, she can only laugh a little louder, and she is really a little panicked.

This Zhang Qing is too good at doing it, and he can make such an interesting thing, this adaptation, these stories, are too ...... Ha ha......

When singing, Bai Suzhen is also a fried noodle fairy, he really has no love.

Suddenly, a great monk came out!

"You can't be together!"

Who else could it be?

Fahaibei!

And so ...

"Haha...... Fahai is also played by me!" Doctor Dongfeng took Qin Zhongyan's hand and shook it for a moment.

Qin Zhongyan is even more loveless, but at this time, he has nothing to do, "Well acted! ha......"

Laughing awkwardly.

In fact, Dr. Dongfeng is really a bit of a thief, although his role is somewhat important, for a while the queen mother, for a while Gao Lishi, for a while Fahai, but there are also a few tricks to play.

How many soldiers must there be in Ma Weipo...... Four chubby.

There must be a few monks in this Jinshan Temple in Fahai...... Four chubby.

As for the problem of bald heads, these hoods are still relatively rough, which increases the funniness.

So, what about the third life?

It's really a lot of anticipation at this time.

I saw two people soaking in the water in the dark night, Liangtang was wearing a Western-style long skirt and a golden wig on a sampan.

"Pretty soup! I, I, I'm so cold......"

"Chow mein!

"Liangtang, promise me...... You're going to live!"

"Chow mein!

This... Titanic?!

When the fried noodle fairy sank into the water like Jack, the audience was quite nervous.

How did it become tragic to get here?

yes, wasn't it funny before?

But at this moment, suddenly, the fried noodle male fairy floated up again, squirted out a mouthful of water, wiped his face and said:

"Like, we haven't sung yet?"

This sentence......

Poof!

Thunderous laughter erupted in the gymnasium, and even the outside could hear it.

……

……

"What's going on? How can they do that?"

Emma looked at the light and shadow on the big screen, and there was a roaring laughter in her ears, she really couldn't imagine that Zhang Qing would be taller than such a thing.

Gao Wen was most hurt at this time, because she wanted to laugh very much, so she held back and didn't speak.

As for the others, Situ Jingchen, Hao Meili, Zhang Xuan, and a few of them, they really couldn't help it.

"Hahaha...... That's a good story. ”

"It's the ...... that's a spoof Ha ha...... Let me laugh for a moment. ”

"Can't you see that this is unyielding love......?"

These people are really a little demolitive, and Emma's sharp eyes unconsciously swept over a few of them.

Lixia's smile trembled, and he had to stop stiffly, so hurt.

Everyone is the elite of the student union, although they are laughing, they also understand in their hearts that Zhang Qing has the upper hand in today's welcome party.

To put it bluntly, he won one.

Now, there is no countermeasure, because everyone did not think that the arrogant President Emma of the Western Rose would be robbed of the limelight.

What to do?

"You guys, you haven't even thought about the possibility of failure, have you?"

But at this time, a girl from a small jasper family appeared.