298, talking doesn't count
After greeting everyone for a while, Shen Qiushan found a place in the second row and sat down, in fact, he also noticed Zhang Kun, and also noticed his disdainful look and cold face, originally, Shen Qiushan wanted to go over to say hello, and the two had a few encounters backstage at the Spring Festival Gala last year, but at this time, since the other party put on such a posture, Shen Qiushan didn't frown.
"Ladies and gentlemen, before the rehearsal, I have something to announce. ”
Chief director Hong Zhentao walked onto the main stage and gave a high-five, attracting everyone's attention.
"Everyone has already met Director Shen and Teacher Wu, yes, the two of them have also joined the show and will participate in the next kicking competition. That is to say, there will be two groups of kicking guests in the kicking match recorded tomorrow, and the rules of the next kicking match have also changed, if the two groups of guests all enter the top three, the kicking will be successful, the two groups of kicking guests will all advance, and the last two groups of guests will be eliminated, if there is one group of kicking guests entering the top three, then the other group of kicking guests and the bottom of the ranking guests will be eliminated, if the two groups of kicking guests are not in the top three, they will all be eliminated!"
Hong Zhentao announced the rules after the program team's research, and then his eyes swept to everyone: "If you don't understand something, you can put it forward, if not, start rehearsal." ”
"Xiaohong, I don't understand your rule too much. Zhang Kun suddenly opened his mouth.
"Teacher Zhang, you say. "Hong Zhentao is very polite.
"Do you mean that if Xiao He and I finish fourth, we may also be eliminated. Zhang Kun asked.
"Yes, there's a chance that if your combination finishes fourth and the other kicking pair doesn't finish in the top three, you're going to be eliminated. Hong Zhentao explained.
"So, if we are third and they are fourth, will they be eliminated?" Zhang Kun asked again.
"Do they mean another group of kicking guests?" Hong Zhentao frowned slightly.
"Hmm. Zhang Kun nodded.
"Yes, that's right. Hong Zhentao continued: "As long as the two groups of guests who kick the hall are not in the top three, then, the other group will be eliminated, even if they get the fourth, such a rule is also for the sake of fairness, after all, the rest of the guests have come to this stage after many competitions, and it is impossible to kick the hall too easily." ”
"Well, the rule makes sense. Zhang Kun nodded with satisfaction, and glanced at Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang out of the corner of his eye, in his opinion, it is impossible for the two to enter the top three, then, as long as his show enters the top three, Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang will be eliminated, and this result is also what he is very happy to see.
"If there were no other problems, we started rehearsals. ”
Hong Zhentao looked around everyone again, but this time, no one answered.
"Okay, then the rehearsal begins, let's start with the guests in the gym, Mr. Zhang, no problem, right??" Hong Zhentao's eyes fell on Zhang Kun again.
"No problem, then we'll be the first. ”
Zhang Kun nodded and walked on the stage with He Long, and the staff on the scene hurriedly changed the stage background and replaced the background and furnishings needed for the show.
The two of them are playing a show called "Going Home" this time, which mainly tells the story of the "Alzheimer's uncle" played by Zhang Kun after he got lost, met the security guard played by He Long, and was finally sent home.
This show is the work of Zhang Kun's "queen" screenwriter, which is very in line with Zhang Kun's performance style, and is also very suitable for performing at various large-scale galas, because this show is very "main theme", and the lines in the result are even a little preachy.
After the end of the show between the two, everyone at the scene applauded, whether the show is good or not, it is a must.
However, after Hong Zhentao on the side stage watched the performance of the two, he involuntarily shook his head gently, the party is not the same as a variety show, usually a large-scale party is to celebrate something, so the show should be as "regular" as possible.
But variety shows are different, what you watch is laughter, and there are no restrictions on the subject matter and content, as long as it is funny, there is no need to preach, and it is reasonable.
Zhang Kun has been in the major party scenes for a long time, obviously because he doesn't know much about the needs of variety shows.
"Two hard work~!"
Zhang Kun and He Long, who finished the rehearsal, walked off the stage, and Hong Zhentao said politely to the two.
"Xiaohong, is my show still successful?" asked Zhang Kun confidently.
"Well, that's good. Hong Zhentao nodded with a clear conscience, he couldn't dampen the enthusiasm of other guests.
After the two stepped down, they also stepped onto the stage as guests of the kicking hall with Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang.
Since it was only a rehearsal, the two of them didn't wear coats, they were all their own clothes, and they stood on the stage very casually.
"Hello everyone, I'm Shen Qiushan, you may be surprised to see me, that's right, I'm here to talk about cross talk today~!"
"Friends who may be familiar with me know that my father works in the Quyi Troupe, focusing on cross talk, so I learned cross talk when I was a child, and I have been learning it for seven or eight years, so it can be said that I have picked up my old profession today. ”
At the beginning of the show, Shen Qiushan glanced at him, and introduced himself unhurriedly, and then he pointed to Wu Gang next to him: "This cross talk, there are four lessons, talk about learning to tease and sing......"
"You wait. Wu Gang pulled Shen Qiushan's arm and stopped: "If you don't plan to introduce me next time, don't compare." ”
"How could I be, I forgot. Shen Qiushan smiled lightly, pointed at Wu Gang, and raised his voice: "I would like to introduce this teacher next to me, the 'crotch' teacher~!"
When Wu Gang's name was said, Shen Qiushan deliberately became vague and became a "big tongue".
"Don't be ambiguous, Wudang??I'm still Shaolin!!" Wu Gang rolled his eyes.
Shen Qiushan looked serious: "It turns out that your name is Shaolin??"
Wu Gang was speechless: "What is the lack of forest! Wu Gang! ”
"Oh, Teacher Wu Gang!" Shen Qiushan finally said right: "Teacher Wu Gang is a professional cross talk actor, and he worshiped under my father when he was a teenager. ”
"However, senior brother, I have to say something to you, you have a problem with your character, and your words don't count. Shen Qiushan said with a serious face.
"Why don't I talk and don't count?" Wu Gang frowned.
"Say yes and grow together, grow by half, you won't grow anymore~!" Shen Qiushan stretched out his hand and gestured on the top of Wu Gang's head.
Wu Gang's height is also in his early sixties, half a head shorter than Shen Qiushan, and the difference between the two standing together is obvious.
On the side of the stage, Hong Zhentao and other members of the program team also showed surprise on their faces.
"Shen Qiushan's cross talk skills are okay, it seems that he has really learned. ”
"Yes, I really didn't expect Shen Qiushan, who was so good at film and television dramas, to speak cross talk. ”
"Shen Qiushan's father's name is Shen Ziwen, a member of the Yanjing Quyi Troupe, and he can indeed speak cross talk, and I have heard it. ”
"The effect of the show is unexpectedly good, and it seems that the ratings of this kicking stadium game will definitely increase. ”
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