Chapter 428: Say that it is a monkey

The road from the provincial capital to Zhouzhen, Xiao Yao has run many times, but only this time is Xiao Yao's most depressed trip.

When he was like a clown again, pouting his ass and walking back and forth in the carriage, seducing the thief, his state of mind was very bad.

"This kid must have quarreled with his parents, stole money and ran out, looking at his posture, he wanted to eat people. ”

"Yes, today's children are also difficult to manage, and they run away from home at every turn. Seeing that the New Year is over, the adults in his family must be in a hurry to find it. ”

"Alas...... Today's children ......"

“……”

Xiao Yao heard all these comments of others, but he had a black face and didn't bother to pay attention to them. You can't explain it to them one by one, can you? When he came back again, he didn't lure the thief and went to meet a policeman.

"Stop, young man, what are you running back and forth?

Xiao Yao looked back to see that there was no one, and confirmed that the police were calling him, so he stood in front of him and said:

"I was in a hurry to urinate, I was looking for a toilet, there were people, I was sitting in the front. ”

Xiao Yao casually made up a lie, and he wanted to fool the past, but the police were not easy to get along with.

"Looking for a toilet? Isn't it just a toilet that has just passed around you? You didn't even see if anyone came over, and it's still empty, so how can you say that there are people?"

The police officer pointed to the toilet behind Xiao Yao, and the word "no one" was clearly displayed on the door lock.

"Can you handle it?"

Xiao Yao was already in a bad mood, but now he was poked by the police, and he retorted angrily, and he was about to pass by the police.

This policeman also heard other people's discussions, so he wanted to ask Xiao Yao about the situation. If necessary, he wants to persuade Xiao Yao to go home and not run away from home before the year, which will make his family unable to live a stable year.

But he didn't expect this guy to have such a temper, and if his lies were exposed, he would run away. This made him believe even more that Xiao Yao was the same as others were talking about, a runaway child.

"Stop!"

At the moment when Xiao Yao and him staggered, he grabbed Xiao Yao's wrist with a casual grappling movement and twisted it to his back. He was going to catch Xiao Yao first, and then persuade him.

This grappler of his is more than enough to capture ordinary people, but he is now dealing with Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao didn't care about his arm being twisted behind him, but leaned his whole body towards the police officer behind him.

When he felt the head of the policeman against his back, he used his other hand to clasp his neck with his backhand, followed by a big back fall, and the policeman fell in front of him.

This is also the trick that Xiao Yao used when he saw that there was no one in front of him. The police were taken by surprise and fell in the aisle in embarrassment, and the fire in his heart "soared".

is obviously a weak little kid, he didn't have any vigilance at all, and he didn't take precautions, but he was thrown off by him and couldn't get up for a long time.

This pain is secondary, the key is face. I am the policeman of this train, and I was so badly dropped by a little kid, how can I still mess around here in the future?

"Little thing, don't run, if you dare to attack the police, I will detain you. ”

Before he could get up, he saw that Xiao Yao had already straddled his body and ran away, and he hurriedly got up and shouted while chasing. But where did Xiao Yao pay attention to him?

Xiao Yao ran in front, he shouted here, attracting many people to stand and watch, and some people blocked the aisle, which made it difficult for the police to chase, he ran while asking everyone to dodge, Xiao Yao had already left the carriage.

Xiao Yao walked through a carriage and slowly walked to his seat, without alerting anyone. He pulled Jing'er and Xiao Ai down to his side and laughed as if nothing had happened.

The police finally rushed out of the car where they were, and when they came here, there was no movement. He directly thought that Xiao Yao had already run through this carriage, and he stopped shouting, so as not to attract people to watch again, delay himself from chasing people, and keep chasing ahead.

It passed, and Xiao Yao exhaled deeply. He is not afraid, but he does not want to make extraneous branches, as long as he delays, he will not be able to catch the last train, then tonight will be a big trouble.

Although he is now a good learner, he always carries a letter of introduction from the factory on his body, but it is best not to use it if he can, and it is not necessary to save money.

He thought that the police would be fine when they passed, but there were only so many carriages, and the train had not entered the station, and the police did not find anyone in front, so of course they had to come back to find it.

Xiao Yao saw the police officer identifying a young man from afar, and he was a little anxious. In a hurry, he took Jing'er into his arms and played with her face to face, making Jing'er laugh non-stop.

Jing'er's laughter attracted the eyes of the police, but he saw that it was a pair of brothers and sisters playing, and there was a very beautiful girl sitting next to him.

He crossed Xiao Yao's row of seats and hurriedly looked for the past.

Evading the police again, Xiao Yao was completely relieved, and he also forgot about Huang Li's breach of appointment at this time, and immersed himself in the frolic with Jing'er.

"Brother Xiao, this policeman seems to be looking for someone. ”

"Whatever, haha, Xiao Ai, believe it or not, he's looking for me. ”

Hearing Xiao Ai's question, Xiao Yao was proud for a while, and whispered to Xiao Ai's ear to tease.

"I don't believe it, what is he looking for you? I see, eighty percent is looking for a thief, it must be whose wallet has been stolen, ask the police uncle for help. ”

Xiao Ai's words made Xiao Yao's mind flash, yes, his plan to lure the snake out of the hole has been tried and tested repeatedly, I know the name of the thief, why didn't I think of asking the police?

Thinking of this, he put Jing'er on the seat and was about to go to the police.

But he thought about it again, he had just fallen him miserably, and he would go to him, and he would definitely not help himself not to say anything, if he didn't do it, he really had to put on the hat of attacking the police and detain him for a few days, then it would be troublesome.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yao calmly did it again. Jing'er hadn't played enough, so she leaned on Xiao Yao again and continued to play her game.

Just when Xiao Yao thought that everything was fine and he could arrive in the transit city smoothly, the policeman came back, this time it was not him, and he also found a flight attendant as an assistant to help him find it together.

Xiao Yao didn't pay attention at all this time, because they came from behind, and when Xiao Yao turned around, he was taking a picture with the police.

"Stinky boy, you can really hide, do you think you can run away on the train?"

"What are you going to do?"

Xiao Yao knew that he couldn't hide, he pulled his face long, with a black line on his face. He's slandering in his heart, isn't he going to smash you?

"What are you doing? You're quite capable of pretending, and then you're falling, hurry up and get me out. ”

The police beckoned to Xiao Yao, ready to prevent Xiao Yao from escaping again. This kid is like a loach, Fei Lao Jin caught it, but he can't let him run anymore.

"Why are you looking for my brother?"

Jing'er is still in a daze, and children have always been in awe and fear of the police.

But Xiao Ai didn't do it, she used her body to block Xiao Yao in front of him and didn't let him go out. The three of my brother and sister are having a good time here, why should your police trouble my brother.

"Uncle policeman, my brother is not a bad person, don't arrest him. ”

Jing'er didn't have the courage to stand up and stop it, so she had to explain and plead.

"Hehe, little sister, I didn't arrest your brother, and I didn't say that your brother was a bad person, but your brother just beat me up and almost fell to death, I can't help but reason with him, right?"

When the police saw two beauties, one big and one young, they all helped Xiao Yao speak, and he didn't want to scare Jing'er, so he comforted Jing'er without smiling.

"Brother Xiao, don't go, you see him smiling like a big bad wolf, he must not be at ease. ”

"It's okay, Jing'er is not afraid, Xiao Ai, you take Jing'er to sit and don't run, I'll come when I go." ”

Xiao Yao settled Jing'er and Xiao Ai, and pulled out to the aisle, and the police were compared to the big bad wolf, and they were also embarrassed. He saw that Xiao Yao would not run anymore, so he turned around and took Xiao Yao into the flight attendant lounge.

"I heard others say that you ran away from home, why are you still taking your sister with you?"

"Who ran away from home? I brought my two younger sisters home for the Chinese New Year. ”

Xiao Yao ran away from home, and now he was exposed, he really wanted to give the police another big back fall, and he fell to death.

"Then let me ask you, are you taking your sister home for the New Year, what do you have in your ass pocket?"

"Of course it's money, but what else can it be?"

Xiao Yao swallowed back the word "idiot" in his mouth. Although the police didn't hear the words behind Xiao Yao, when he looked at Xiao Yao's mouth, he also knew that he was despised and underestimated, and he was also angry in his heart.

"Do you have such a pretending to be money? What should I do if it is stolen? Your parents will not explain to you, so you have to take care of your belongings when you go out?"

Can the police not be angry? Up to now, he is in a good mood. I learned that you ran away from home and wanted to persuade you to go home, but you fell on your back and fell down in the aisle, and now for the safety of your money, you despise and ridicule you, and this grievance is not discharged.

"What should I do? Look, I'm just looking for a thief to steal. ”

Xiao Yao said, and took out the money in his ass pocket. A stack of ten-yuan tickets, there are twenty of them, trapped tightly by a thin hemp rope, and there is a long piece of thin rope left behind.

Seeing Xiao Yao like playing magic, he pulled out the money and wore a slender tail, which stunned the police and flight attendants.

"You're ......"

Xiao Yao also remembered at this time that he should have a good relationship with the police, and he still had to ask him, so he immediately said triumphantly:

"I want to fish, catch thieves. If you get it, I'll give it to you. ”

Believe it! Both the police and the flight attendants believe it. But the police officer thought about it the other way, aren't you smashing my job? Oh, I'm a police officer in the car, and I have to rely on you to catch the thief and give it to me?

"Do you know that thieves have accomplices? Do you know that there are two younger sisters who want them? Have you considered the safety of your sister? It is my duty to catch thieves, so don't get involved. ”

When the police officer spoke, he was so anxious that his face was red and his neck was thick. Xiao Yao was very puzzled, I didn't recruit you to provoke you, why are you so anxious to speak? He thought to himself, this person is eighty percent of a monkey, and he will turn his face when he says it.