Chapter 510: The head melon seed becomes a pig's head
When Aunt Xiaohui was blocking her, the eldest cousin was very proud, and he expected that this beautiful matchmaker was worried that this kid would not be able to beat him, so she was tactfully dissuading. But Grandpa Qian's words made the eldest cousin vigilant.
Although this eldest cousin is quite ruthless and disobedient, he has seen a lot, and the old man is not sure, how can he let this kid do it with him? However, he was vigilant, but he did not take it to heart. Xiao Yao looked around and smiled at Captain Zhang a little embarrassed:
"Captain Zhang, I don't think it's necessary to have this discussion, right? ”
"Hahaha, are you afraid of being embarrassed now? If you're afraid, it's still too late, hurry up and get out, I won't stop you. ”
This eldest cousin didn't hear Xiao Yao's shame at all, he thought that Xiao Yao was scared, and his confidence was even stronger.
Captain Zhang originally wanted to stop him, but his nephew's words made him angry.
"Xiao boy, you just let go of your hands and feet to practice with him, just keep your breath. ”
"Dad, you ....... ”
Xiaoqing heard her father say this, and she panicked. If he really wants to hurt his eldest cousin, will this relative be able to leave in the future? Xiaoqing was worried, but the eldest cousin couldn't bear it, he walked to the open space outside the door in a few steps, followed Xiao Yao's appearance just now, and hooked his hand at Xiao Yao.
"Come on, come on, I'll turn your head into a pig's head in a while. ”
"How do you want to fight? Do you fight until you beg for mercy, or do you fight until you can't win?"
Xiao Yao stood in front of him as he wished, but he was not in a hurry. He wanted to teach this eldest cousin a hard lesson, but he didn't want Xiaoqing to resent himself in the future, so he threw this responsibility to the eldest cousin.
"Less nonsense, I'm going to beat you to your knees and beg for mercy. ”
After the eldest cousin finished speaking, he rushed over to Xiao Yao. The two were already very close, and when he rushed, he immediately arrived in front of Xiao Yao, and the punch with the sound of the wind swept sideways into Xiao Yao's ear.
Xiao Yao conceded this punch and didn't fight back, he was testing the big cousin's heart. If he shows mercy to his subordinates, Xiao Yao will not be ruthless, and if he kills with his fists, Xiao Yao will not show him mercy.
The eldest cousin punched out of the air, and with another punch in his hand, he attacked Xiao Yao's chest again, who flashed to the side, and Xiao Yao leaned over again.
"Looks like you're only going to hide, but if you dodge again, I'm going to make you a pig-headed cripple." ”
The eldest cousin's two fists missed, and he was not worried at all, he laughed at Xiao Yao, and at the same time raised his foot and kicked at Xiao Yao in the front, this kick was facing Xiao Yao's ancestry, which can be said to be extremely ruthless.
Seeing the vicious kick of the eldest cousin, the fierce light in Xiao Yao's eyes flashed. He waved his hand and pressed down, blocking the attack of his eldest cousin, and his figure retreated slightly. This pressure was because Xiao Yao resisted the evil thought of wanting to break the brick with a single palm just now, otherwise, the eldest cousin's front calf would definitely be broken.
However, Xiao Yao's forbearance did not win the kindness of his eldest cousin. When he saw Xiao Yao holding down his front legs, he immediately retracted his legs, and then he kicked in the air and hit Xiao Yao's head.
"Good!
"It seems that this kid can't do it, he can hide from the first year of junior high school, but he can't hide from fifteen hahaha. ”
As the saying goes: insiders look at the doorway, laymen look at the liveliness. It's a pity that there are no insiders here, they saw that Xiao Yao was beaten and retreated, and the people who cared about Xiao Yao were worried, and the rest were applauding for the eldest cousin.
But in the applause of these people, Xiao Yao took advantage of the fact that the eldest cousin's body was vacated and had nowhere to borrow strength, he leaned forward and pounced directly under him, and when the eldest cousin's hands fell to the ground and supported his body, he swept his legs and swept the eldest cousin's wrist.
"Ouch. ”
The two hands were swept off the ground, and the eldest cousin screamed, and the thick body fell heavily to the ground. Xiao Yao did not step forward to attack continuously, but stood down and watched.
"You're a treacherous man, I'll kill you. ”
Although the eldest cousin was embarrassed, there was no damage at all, he was annoyed and angry, * swearing, got up and punched again, and smashed Xiao Yao in the face. Xiao Yao hates people scolding his mother the most, and this time the scolding is on fire, he didn't avoid it this time, and he also swung his fist to meet it.
"Boom. ”
"Smack. ”
Just after the two fists collided head-on, Xiao Yao followed up with a loud mouth and slapped half of the eldest cousin's face fiercely.
"Scolding people without their mother, taking their mother to beat their mouths. This slap is just a lesson, if you dare to scold someone, I will make your teeth go bad. ”
The eldest cousin used his left hand to clutch the right hand he had just collided with, and the back of his right hand was now like a broken bone, and it hurt to the heart. The blood at the corner of the mouth slowly flowed out and dripped to the ground.
Half of the eldest cousin's face also swollen, and he himself really became half of a pig's head. Looking at Xiao Yao's gaze, he was full of horror, he didn't dare to say a word, where did he dare to scold again?
At this time, where else could he not know? Just now, Xiao Yao dodged two punches and kicks from him, just humbling. His insult angered Xiao Yao, and he was immediately met with a ruthless counterattack, leaving him powerless.
He punched him and was not lightly injured, but he was like no one, and the gap between the two was wide. This eldest cousin is still self-aware, he knows that no matter how much he scolds or beats, he can only find a draw, where does he dare to move again?
"You are too ruthless, my brother didn't beat you, you beat his mouth to pieces, I fought with you. ”
Seeing the bleeding from the corner of her brother's mouth, her sister, who has always protected her younger brother, pounced on Xiao Yao like a crazy woman.
"Big cousin, don't make trouble, don't you see that he is merciful? If it weren't for the big cousin scolding him, he wouldn't have hit him in the mouth. ”
Xiaoqing was hindered by customs, standing in the door and watching, at this time, she saw that her eldest cousin and sister were going to tear Xiao Yao, if it wasn't for the little sister next to her to stop her, she was so anxious that she almost ran out of the door.
But the eldest cousin was not moved by Xiaoqing's words, did not pause at all, and continued to rush towards Xiao Yao. Xiao Yao didn't want to pull with a woman, he quickly hid behind Aunt Xiaohui, Fan Fangfei, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ya, including Jing'er, immediately stepped forward to stand up as a human wall and protect Xiao Yao behind him.
"Sister, I'm fine, let's go back to the house. ”
Just when this cousin was about to push Xiao Ai and the others, the eldest cousin spoke. After he finished speaking, he walked over and pulled his sister around.
"What did you just say, you want to kneel and beg for mercy, are you just leaving?"
Xiao Ai is angry, but today's sister and brother really opened her eyes. One is ruthless and disobedient, the other is a shrew crazy woman, and this sect is incomparable.
"Xiao Ai, forget it, it's not too much to kill, for Xiaoqing's sake, let's not worry about him. ”
Aunt Xiaohui persuaded her, and Xiao Ai could only stare angrily at the back of her eldest cousin stepping into the door.
An unprovoked turmoil made everyone unhappy. The sedan chair meal was then opened, and the six people who stood in front of the table were the focus of everyone's care, which was not to pour wine, but to smear red and search the waist.
Aunt Xiaohui was also wiped red on her face by a group of women, and the candy and red envelopes in her waist bag were also searched. The others were even worse than the aunt, not only did their faces not protect themselves, but even their ears and necks, including the collar of their clothes, were smeared red by the pulling.
After a frolic, everyone forgot about the unpleasantness just now.
Between the four tables, everyone toasted each other and congratulated Captain Zhang's family continuously. It's just that no one at the table on Xiao Yao's side went to the eldest cousin's table, and few people came to Xiao Yao's table to toast.
By the time the sedan meal was over, everyone present, except for Jing'er and Xiaoqing, had a drink. And Captain Zhang, who was drunk, made trouble again.
Originally, tonight's sleep was already arranged. Grandpa Qian's family conditions are the best in the village, and there is no one.
Captain Zhang arranged the eldest cousin and brother and the other party's male matchmaker at Aunt Xiaohui's house before. Uncle Qian went to sleep with Grandpa Qian, and the eldest cousin slept with Aunt Xiaohui. The eldest cousin and the male matchmaker slept in Jing'er's room.
Now that Xiao Yao and the five of them have arrived, coupled with the fact that the eldest cousin is making such a fuss, the matter of sleeping this night can make Captain Zhang and his family sad.
Aunt Xiaohui knew about these arrangements, but she couldn't do anything, the village was all arranged, and every family was full of people, so it was impossible to place it again.
"Brother Zhang, I can arrange our family by myself, but you ...... here. ”
Aunt Xiaohui was worried about Captain Zhang, and her face was covered with oil paint, covering the flush after drinking.
"Alas...... Even if I sleep at the door of the pot and let her cousin sleep with my mother-in-law, I can't let the big celebrity accompany my nephew and sleep at the door of the pot, right?"
In Captain Zhang's heart, this nephew is easy to deal with, but this red media must not wronged him. Even if the bride has been married and the matchmaker has thrown over the wall, hasn't this marriage been done yet?
When the two of them were still discussing the dilemma, Xiao Yao took everyone to resign, and when he saw the aunt and the captain looking embarrassed, he asked curiously:
"Auntie, what's wrong with you?"
Captain Zhang didn't want to tell Xiao Yao about this embarrassment, but Auntie said casually:
"We are worried about arranging sleep at night, my family originally arranged people, but now we can't arrange it. ”
"Auntie, what's so embarrassing about this? The current weather is neither hot nor cold, and it doesn't matter if it's crowded. If you can't do it again, won't you be done with two floors?"
"Mom, we slept in my room with Brother Xiao at night. ”
Jing'er was afraid that her mother would give up her room to outsiders, and she didn't want others to go to her room to sleep. At this point, even Aunt Xiaohui was helpless to hide Jing'er when she agreed to the captain's previous arrangement.
But now Jing'er's words woke up Auntie.
"Captain, I think so, I also lay the floor in my house with them at night, you let your sister-in-law and her cousin sleep in our room, let her cousin and the celebrity sleep in your bed, you can solve it yourself. ”
When the captain heard this, he could only do this, what did he have to solve by himself? It's just that his daughter got married, and Lao Tzu slept at the door of the pot. But when the aunt said this, Xiao Yao was embarrassed, the room where six people slept in Jing'er, he was a man, and he was as awkward as he wanted.
After arranging the sleeping matters, everyone said goodbye, and the captain sent the relatives and friends who came to congratulate him one by one to the villagers' homes that had already been arranged, leaving only He Bixiang, Tian Qian, two bridesmaids and Yuan Yuan Yuan A few girls to accompany Xiaoqing, and the others left one after another.