Chapter 400: Lewd Stick [Asking for a Monthly Pass]

"Li Xinghua, go to the flower stand over there, don't disturb others, didn't you see that Teacher Su didn't want to talk to you?"

The two drifted apart, and Li Xinghua said: "Just now I thought that Teacher Su looked at you very strangely, and there was an indescribable taste, you wouldn't have had a relationship before, right? ”

"Nonsense, Teacher Su is like a fairy in the sky, high up, how can I afford to climb high, usually even if I have one more thought, I will feel blasphemous, if she is willing to take the initiative to say a word to me, I will be satisfied without eating for a day. Also, Mr. Mo is talented, he is a dragon and a phoenix among people, but he is not a little white face, and Mr. Su is a pair in the sky, a pair on the ground, and there is no better match. ”

Su Bingyun's body trembled suddenly, and then the two of them walked out of the distance, and the sound of talking could no longer be heard.

Li Xinghua said with a smile: "Hehe, you rarely praise others like this, it's clear that it's a little wrong, tell me honestly, have you ever had any non-trivial thoughts?"

"Okay, there's no one else here, let's be honest and honest, can we just give you the necklace back? I don't want to be your stinky girl's fiancé. I didn't eat the mutton, but I was stained with sheep's cheeks, why did I bother?"

This should have been said by Li Xinghua, but he said it first, and his face turned red with anger: "Who wants to be your fiancée? It's not that the stinky old man in my family is looking for death and life, do you think I want to? Quickly bring the necklace, it is my important friendship witness." ”

Liao Xuebing couldn't remember where to put the necklace for a while, maybe he threw it away at that time, for him, underwear is much more important than a necklace. A little unreasonable, he smiled and said, "Hehe, I didn't bring it with me, let me go back and look for it." ”

"Give you a day, and you must give it to me tomorrow!" Li Xinghua said viciously.

Seeing that she had to make inches, Lao Liao couldn't bear it anymore, and sneered: "What about your debts? Try to publicize my bad deeds of stealing underwear, now everyone knows that you are my fiancée, and the husband and wife have a little action like this, which is basically harmless, everyone will only laugh at it, and will praise me for being so funny. ”

Li Xinghua was instantly dumbfounded and speechless, she found that she had to fight with the old Jiān cunning Liao Xuebing. It's not an opponent at all, in case the two sides turn their faces, the old man in the family begs him to seduce Liao Xuebing with a dead face, it's not so easy, according to a period of observation, her nominal fiancé Liao Xuebing is a guy who doesn't eat hard and soft, and doesn't eat oil and salt, and it seems that only the hot [**] of a girl can move his heart.

Turning his heart sideways, he said, "You're so despicable, it's a big deal to let you touch it for a few minutes." Come to my house on Saturday and remember to bring a necklace. Also, my father's side should not pay any more attention to what he says, lest the old fellow be forced to sell me from place to place. ”

Liao Xuebing sneered three times, making her laugh inexplicably. Only then did he say slowly: "I can't guarantee that I can't find the necklace, you don't have anything to touch, your chest is shriveled and small enough, I stood in front of you for so long and didn't find out where your chest was, I may have to go to the physics laboratory to borrow a magnifying glass, no." Microscopes do. The women waiting in line for me to touch are counted, not rare. It's better to leave it like this, we go our separate ways and don't owe each other. ”

Li Xinghua was so angry that smoke rose above his head, and he paused: "You don't want to." Then you don't want to, what do you want?"

Lao Liao turned around and waved his hand: "If you find the necklace, I will naturally return it to you." However, I have lost interest in your body, so I don't need to use this to tempt me anymore, I am a principled and honest man, who else in the world has such a good reputation as mine?

"You...... Die for me!" Li Xinghua, who had always been calm, almost bled from seven knots.

The third period in the afternoon is zì yóu activity class, the students have just finished the second class, packed up the textbooks and prepared to play outside, Liao Xuebing yīn walked into the classroom with a calm face, and walked into the classroom with the student's cāo line record book under his armpit, stopped Lin Xiaoken, who was about to rush out of the outside after slapping the basketball, and said: " Wait a minute, everyone, I'm going to talk about a few things, sit down, four eyes, oh no, Hu Ce, put your legs on the table back below; Meng Jun, it's not a good thing to eat snacks when the teacher is talking seriously; Ouyang Lifang, the date time hasn't come yet, please don't rush to put on makeup, if you want, Ye Yuhu will invite you to go to the Rouge River at dusk. ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and Ye Yuhu and Ouyang Lifang said in unison: "I don't want to!"

"Okay, everybody stay calm. In the past week, I took a leave of absence for personal reasons, and Pei Xiaodan also temporarily dropped out of school......" Speaking of this, Ye Yuhu stood up and asked anxiously: "Teacher, why did Pei Xiaodan drop out of school?"

"Yes, why? I couldn't get through to her house the other day. The classmates who like Bei Xiaodan also asked.

"For personal reasons, you don't need to speculate about the specific situation, she will come back after a while, you know, the representative of the language class is not there, and I have a lot more troubles than before. ”

Murong Lanluo and the discipline of language

Zhang Lexin, a new transfer student with excellent grades, stood up at the same time and said, "I'll be it." “

Lao Liao is not enthusiastic about Xiaolan, but her grades are really not too ideal, and she is afraid of being criticized by someone with a heart, so she has to say tactfully: "Of course, the class representative should choose students with excellent grades and a sense of responsibility, and this will be discussed later." Now the question is your discipline! Are you lawless?"

Glancing at the class, his hands propped up on the podium, full of momentum, he opened the cāo line notebook and said: "In the past week, countless students have been late and absent from class and left early, and all of them except An Chunchun have bad records. I won't talk about other classmates, Zhou An, even you have missed four classes, what did you promise me? And Chen Younian, if you are a man, you must keep your promise, in order to help you get the signed photo of Bai Youcheng, I begged my grandfather to sue nǎinǎi, groveling, even grandson, these painstaking efforts, can you understand it?"

Someone interjected again, Chu Xia said, "Chen Younian doesn't seem to be a real man, right......?"

The classmates burst into laughter, and the serious atmosphere that Liao Xuebing had worked so hard to create was swept away. Murong Lanluo glared at her: "Do you want me to emphasize again, Teacher Liao is not allowed to interject when he speaks." Otherwise, I'll pull your tongue out and feed it to the dogs. ”

Liao Xuebing had no choice but to ignore it, and continued his topic and said: "Everyone seems to have their own reasons for skipping class, Ye Yuhu, you are going to watch football, Zhong Bai, you are hiding in the dormitory because of a cold and sleeping a lot, Wang Long, Nurse Lin in the infirmary is very beautiful, isn't it? Go there for at least two hours a day to pretend to be sick, can this be a reason for you to skip class? It's too fake, I want to tell the truth, do you want to study, what are you studying? Chen Younian, you can answer!"

Chen Younian stood up honestly, smoothed the messy hair on his forehead and said: "To be honest, I don't really want to study, but my parents force me to do nothing, and when I grow up, I have to go to a good university and find a decent job, otherwise I won't have the money to buy posters in Bai Youcheng." ”

"Well, you sit down first, Ding Liujing, you come. Seeing that Panda Jing had changed into the skirt she bought for her, [**] slender and delicate skin, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva secretly, she really wanted to slap herself, what kind of gentleman was in the fitting room at noon, I would have known to take a few more looks.

Panda Jing knew that the teacher wanted to encourage her classmates as an internal student, so she smiled and said: "I like to study very much, I like the feeling of learning, the desire for knowledge, which makes my life extremely fulfilling, I think, when I grow up, I will become a useful person to society, I can earn a lot of money, and my friends and elders respect me." ”

The classmates gasped: "No, is this still Panda Jing......?" No way, she must be insane. ”

Lao Liao nodded with satisfaction: "Murong Lanluo, tell me about your life ideals." ”

The students all thought: Murong definitely doesn't need to listen to what he said, she has always been a loyal Liao faction, and what Teacher Liao says is what she says.

Sure enough, Murong Lanluo smiled sweetly: "Of course, my ideal is to become a pillar of society under the guidance of my teacher, don't you say?"

Everyone booed.

Then he pointed out the names of Guan Muyun and Zhou An, these people are Liao Xuebing's "inner jiān", and they all said good things, first stating the importance of learning, the key to reading at this age, and then swore that he would work hard to learn cultural homework and would never be late again.

"Actually, I think there will be classmates who don't know why he is studying, Ye Yuhu, you are absent from class for 16 periods, late for 3 times, leaving early 11 times, and openly insulting teacher Yi Zhenning in history class in class, this is not counted, take the lead in fighting with the students of the fourth class of the third year, I said that you kid will not be a little more restrained? Guan Muyun, don't you say?"

Guan Muyun was the student who was beaten the worst by Lao Liao, but he was born with a gene in his blood that worshiped the strong, and since then he has been obedient to Lao Liao, scratching his head and smiling embarrassedly when he heard the words: "Uh, it seems to be......"

"There is another one, whoever is complained by the teacher in other classes, I will also talk to him, but Mr. Dai of chemistry is temporarily exempt. The meeting is over, everyone zì yóu activities, Zhou An, you come with me. ”

Zhou An obediently walked out of the door with Lao Liao.

There was a mess in the classroom. Four-eyed exaggerated exclaimed: "See, the teacher supports us to repair neuroses, although he himself seems to be a little nervous today, nothing to talk about discipline, talk about how fun it is to trick others." ”