Chapter 535 [Do Not Do It (Three Watches)]
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Chen He's very tasteless calves and stomach were still trembling, and said, "A false alarm! That bear just now can't be the one that howls near our house every night, it really scares me, and I'm still a little trembling." β¦β¦ I'm sorry, but if I had been braver, I would have rushed over and fought it. β
"Poof~" Yuna was amused, "Oba, I don't blame you!"
"A false alarm, a false alarm~"
Sect Leader Huang comforted: "It's okay, in fact, our emergency rescue team has already rushed over, it turns out that they are all around us." β
At this time, the audience also saw that there were several rescue team members with shotguns who were preparing to retreat. Although they didn't fire a single shot, the reaction speed was at least much faster than last time.
After the program team was scolded last time, this time it has obviously improved a lot.
Chen Ergou whistled, and J Twenty fell from the treetops and stood on his shoulder.
Xiaomi, who calmed down, was a little embarrassed, picked up the little black panther and kissed it hard, "Rengar is amazing~ I stood bravely in front to block the evil bear just now!"
"yes, it's braver than we are!"
Yun'er also admired, "It's so small, and in the face of such a big bear, it can scare the bear and dare not move." β
"It's so small!" Chen He didn't believe it.
"It's true," Yuna defended Rengar, "it was just the three of us at the time. We didn't know what was happening after J Twenty screamed overhead, and then Rengar roared into the shadows of the woods, and the bear walked out on its own with nowhere to hide. β
Everyone was amazed and walked back together.
Rengar showed his face fiercely this time, and the audience in the live broadcast room could not accept Chen Ergou, but for the little black panther, it was 100 and 10,000 suits.
After all, any star will have black fans, but Rengar has no black fans!
Seeing that the little black panther was enjoying the favor of everyone, Chen Ergou glanced at the J-20 who was standing on his shoulder combing his wings. As if reading the meaning of this look, it raised its head haughtily and looked down on the mortals with disdain, "Cut! β
It flapped its wings and took off again.
Chen Ergou smiled and looked at the camera, which was already almost crazy.
The 1,000 yuan "private school" gift has exploded, and tens of millions of yuan of gifts have been swiped in just a few minutes, which is so popular.
"Thank you for the gifts, you don't need to praise my handsome friends, I'm tired of it, can't you change the trick to praise......"
He was unashamed to poss to ask for credit, but when he saw a barrage that asked him "Have you been scared to pee this time", and "Is the bear your nemesis, once scared to flee in a hurry and scared to move", his mood was not beautiful in an instant. "Straight down, friends, what do you do if you do find yourself approaching a bear?"
"I must have answered this question in the issue of Daxinganling before, but the answer this time is definitely different. Because this is not an easy question to answer because, just like people, bears react differently in different situations. β
"Bears seem to be loyal and honest, but they attack without warning. β
"The only thing I can notice is some of its body language, which helps me gauge its mood: lowering its head, bobbing its head quickly from side to side, making a threatening whining, grinding its teeth, turning its ears back, and raising the fur on its back and neck in a posture of preparation. β
But it was actually trying to see better when it stood on its hind legs, and that kind of behavior doesn't necessarily mean that it will attack. At a certain distance, the bear will most likely not be able to smell or hear you. It was clearly frightened!"
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Yuna even burst out of English, "We scared it?
Chen Ergou said: "Yes, people are afraid of bears, and bears are also afraid of people." Most bears attack humans because they are frightened and have an instinctive defensive response. It is gentle in nature, does not actively attack people and animals, and is willing to avoid conflict, but can also turn into very dangerous and fearsome beasts when they feel they must defend themselves or their young, food, or territory. β
Peng Yuyan asked, "I'm curious, don't the brown bears here hibernate and keep screaming every night?"
Chen Ergou explained: "Most bears hibernate in winter, but bears are not real hibernation animals, although they have a period of hibernation in winter, their body temperature only drops by a few degrees. Bears can maintain a fairly high rate of metabolism without having to go through long-term reheating to wake up, and will wake up when the weather is warm. β
"This winter came too early, and the bear is probably eating food like crazy to store energy, so we can hear it crying every night these days. And we happened to get closer to its hunting range. β
Everyone listened very seriously this time and nodded frequently.
Before encountering the bear, no matter how much he said about this wilderness knowledge, they would only think that Chen Ergou knew a lot, and he was easy to pretend to be forced, most of them went in and out of the left ear, but when there was really a bear by your side and you as a neighbor, they instantly felt that it was a good word.
"The first thing you have to do when facing a bear alone is to resist the urge to run away. β
"Carnivores have an instinct to chase their prey. If you turn around and run away as soon as you meet a bear, you become prey in the bear's eyes, triggering its instinct to chase you. The bears look clumsy but can be fast in sprints of up to 50 km/h, and the grizzlies are even faster at up to 56 km/h, which is even the 44.72 km/h of Olympic strongman Usain Bolt, who has set a new record for the 100-meter dash. β
"So if you run a race, you can't outrun a bear that is really chasing you, even if you try your best. Calm, improvised, is the best way to cope!"
The light in the woods had already darkened, and everyone turned on the night vision mode and walked all the way back, and Xiaomi and Yun'er gradually dispelled the gloom in their hearts.
Although I lost some blueberries, this intensive search was still fruitful.
Not to mention, the wild mushrooms in autumn and winter are a must-have delicacy that is perfect for stewed meat.
When everyone returned to their new home, there were tables and chairs to sit on for dinner, and the quality of life was immediately improved.
In order to treat and make up for the two frightened girls, everyone changed their tricks to compliment, and they didn't have to do anything except walk. Even this dinner was also very attentive to Chen Ergou and Huang Lei, and the sugar and vinegar were all used.
These two don't have any hobbies, and they love to cook something delicious in their lives. This time together, it is really a flat hole and a wheat stubble - the eyes are on the eye, and the cooperation is becoming more and more tacit.
Especially the white pike, because the weight is too large by Chen Ergou to divide in two, made a "peacock raspberry steamed fish" and a plate of "sweet and sour braised fish", especially the former, add vinegar and sauce to marinate for 10 minutes, put the fish segment into the plate, put it into a peacock open screen shape, and then put in the fish head and tail, put in some beaver animal fat and stir-fry slightly, mix the "little master" accessories and spread the sauce evenly on the fish, and put the fish in the steamer. In the meantime, red raspberries, blue blueberries, and yellow cloudberries were put in one after another, and a few lingonberries were placed on top to decorate, and they were all made into flowers!
When it comes out of the pot, a familiar milky white gas rises in the turtle food ding, and the light reflects the colorful and exquisite, which is simply dazzling to the human eye.
This is a dish that can be used directly to shoot advertisements after careful makeup, and it is better than the finished product of a five-star hotel.
There is also Huang's "autumn mushroom fried meat" is also very good, yesterday's dumplings are just enjoyed today, and everyone who eats this meal has a round belly.
Chen He said: "It's delicious, it's delicious, today's food can be ranked in the top three of our Justice League banquet!"
Peng Yuyan smiled: "The guppies are really good, the most important thing is that I caught them, haha~"
Chen Xiaohu was also reluctant to leave when he was full, and said: "I finally know why you scream every time you eat, and I don't want to go back if I eat like this." It's unreasonable!"
"Little Huzi, come back tomorrow~" Huang Lei beckoned.
Chen Xiaohu shook his head and waved his hand, Fan Er did it very well, and said, "No, you have almost eaten all the food today, and you don't know how to live tomorrow." The director just sent me a message to convey to you that, according to the reindeer people at the reindeer estate, a large herd of reindeer will pass by early tomorrow morning. Let you see!"
Chen Ergou was stunned, "When?"
"I don't know, around the wee hours of the morning. That's all the news from the local reindeer people. β
After Xiaohu finished speaking, he ran away with his stomach straight, leaving everyone in the Justice League to talk about it.
"What should I do, do not do this ticket~!" Peng Yuyan sharpened his knife murderously.
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