Chapter 7 Hua Xiong beheads Guan Gong
I have to say that Lao Jitou's words were too tempting for Song Yixue, and the application for regularization, which was already hopeless, took a turn for the better again, and it came so suddenly.
Song Yixue stood in place and saluted Lao Jitou, and said sonorously: "Please rest assured that the leader will complete the task." ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, Song Yixue's momentum fell again: "Old leader, you said that I just rely on this bit of information in my hand, how can I persuade him?"
Lao Jitou saw that he had been talking bitterly for a long time, Song Yixue was still here, with a little impatience in his tone, and said: "You are a young man, why are you so ink, so no ideological consciousness at all, I have just made it very clear, the process and means of the task are all up to you, you like what you like, the unit does not restrict, and will not interfere." ”
Song Yixue hurriedly explained: "I don't mean that, I just want to ask if you know some of the temperament of this Lingjiang Immortal, such as what his personality is, what hobbies he has, what he likes to pay attention to, what he likes to eat, since I am going to be a lobbyist, I don't want to know the roots, I still have to be a little prepared, otherwise I won't even be able to say anything at that time, wouldn't it be very embarrassing." ”
"It's useless for you to ask me, I really don't know, the only thing I know is that his old man should be from Yuzhou. ”
Lao Jitou said angrily, then walked over and opened the window door, watched the smoke in the room dissipate along the window, and said: "In addition, I see that your battery car is almost dead, if you complete this mission successfully, it is a little unreasonable to ride your broken car again, you are not afraid of riding uncomfortable, but Ren Xiaoke a big girl can't follow you to continue to suffer this crime, as a reward for you, as long as you successfully complete the task, I personally and the department will pay half of the money to buy you a ......"
Hearing this, Song Yixue's eyes lit up, he couldn't hold back his excitement, stared at Lao Jitou intently, thinking in his heart Could it be that he was going to become a car owner so soon, was this happiness a little too sudden, and he was not mentally prepared.
"Buy you the latest little bee fifth-generation reinforced battery car, this one is much more stable than yours, the appearance is much better, and it also supports the modification of the hardpoint, I heard that the body is made of the same material as the bumblebee, which is the one that can be deformed. Lao Jitou sat back in his chair and said solemnly.
"Mom sells batches. Song Yixue took a sip in his heart, and then left the office with a smile on his face.
As soon as she came out, she saw Ke Jiajia lying next to her at the moment and listening to the root of the wall with her ears close to her, Song Yixue wanted to scare her, so she pretended to cough dryly twice.
Ke Jiajia was startled, thinking that she had been discovered by Lao Jitou, so she stood up busily, and when she saw that it was Song Yixue, her expression relaxed again.
"Did you hear it all?" Song Yixue asked angrily.
"I heard it. Ke Jiajia explained truthfully, put her two little hands in front of her, made a good baby, and looked at Song Yixue with a look of hope.
Song Yixue saw her like this, and he didn't have to think about it, he knew what Ke Jiajia was thinking: "You want to go together?"
"I definitely want to go, the old fairy of the mental hospital, such an interesting thing, who doesn't want to go and see it. Ke Jiajia looked a little excited.
"You've thought about it, this mission may be dangerous, you just said it yourself, after all, he's a psychopath, and I don't know what he can do. Song Yixue looked at Ke Jiajia and said in a serious tone.
"Think about it, after all, I still know how to do some kung fu, and if there is any accident at that time, maybe it will have to rely on me!" Ke Jiajia raised his pink fist.
"Okay, I'll go and say to Lao Jitou. Song Yixue doesn't do much entanglement, Ke Jiajia's character he understands, as long as it is something she thinks is reasonable, Song Yixue is useless even if he says a flower.
Song Yixue was just about to enter the office again to talk to Lao Jitou about Ke Jiajia, but Lao Jitou's voice in the room was the first to come out of the office: "You take Xiao Ke with you, and Xiao Ke, if you want to know anything in the future, just come in and ask, don't lie there, like a thief, I don't mind, but if you are caught by someone from the administrative department, you will be punished." ”
"Got it. Ke Jiajia grimaced at the office through the wall.
There is no special car to pick up and drop off the unit, there is no fund for mission activities, and there is not even detailed information, the mission goal is still a strange thing, and Song Yixue's first field mission since joining the Demon Spirit Bureau began unprepared.
The first-generation Little Bee battery car, which had been in disrepair for a long time, had just carried the two of them for more than ten kilometers, and it had not rested for half an hour, and it had to continue to carry them to the southern Sichuan District more than 30 kilometers away.
A magnificent Lingjiang River rushes from Yuzhou, goes east along Shuzhou, separating the Chengzhong District of Jiange City from the southern Sichuan District, the Lingjiang Bridge built 40 years ago has become the only passage across the two banks, and it is the most serious traffic jam in the morning rush hour, so that when Song Yixue and the two came to the "Datong Spiritual Recuperation Center", it was almost close to noon.
Song Yixue stood at the door of the spiritual recuperation center, and just wanted to enter the door, but suddenly stopped, and asked Ke Jiajia: "Jiajia, your hometown is relatively close to Yuzhou, do you know the common living habits of some Yuzhou people." ”
Ke Jiajia thought for a while, and then said, "This ...... I can't think of anything for a while, but since I'm from Yuzhou, I must like to eat hot pot, that's right. ”
"Oh, how did I forget about it. Song Yixue slapped himself on the forehead, and then said, "Jiajia, check it on the Internet to see if there is an authentic old hot pot in Yuzhou near here, and book a table in advance." ”
After arranging this matter, Song Yixue felt a little more confident in his heart, on the way to come just now, he had been thinking about what kind of tone he should use to communicate with such a hidden master so that he would not be left behind, now it is okay, with hot pot, this matter should be much easier, Song Yixue also knows that there is an old saying in Yuzhou, "There is nothing that cannot be solved by one hot pot, if there is, then two."
Song Yixue slowly took a deep breath, adjusted his mentality to the best, and then walked into this mental sanatorium with Ke Jiajia.
The certificate of the Demon Spirit Bureau is more useful than the police officer card in the eyes of ordinary people, and the two of them easily passed the gate after showing their documents, and at the same time they also heard from the staff that at this time, the vast majority of patients should be waiting in the canteen hall to eat.
After thanking the staff, Song Yixue and the two went straight to the cafeteria, and saw many mentally ill patients doing all kinds of strange behaviors along the way.
For example, there is a patient who holds a wooden stick as an oar, sits on the swing and slides from side to side, his eyes staring ahead with determination, as if the swing under him is a lonely sail, and in front of him is layers of stormy waves.
Another mentally ill person in the distance, holding the disc-shaped gym equipment firmly in both hands, then suddenly shouted to the large group of people gathered behind him, "Sail up."
"One, two, yo hey......"
The mentally ill people behind him, shouting neat trumpets, began to pull the arm strength fitness machine together, the invisible canvas slowly rose along the invisible mast, the sailor pulled up the iron anchor, the captain swung the rudder, and the huge sailing ship sailed out into the endless ocean.
The last patient was struggling in the big waves with a lonely sail, while the group drove a ship to conquer the blue sea, although the pattern was different, but the artistic conception was similar, Song Yixue didn't understand why the mentally ill people in Shuzhou, an inland province, fantasized about the sea.
Perhaps, as the comic book whose name he can't remember, this is the romance of men.
When the two came to the cafeteria, it happened to be the time for the meal, and there were nearly 200 mentally ill people sitting in the hall, all wearing uniform hospital gowns, staying in place one by one, waiting for the staff to bring the food to them.
Song Yixue was a little difficult to see, it would take a lot of time to find one by one among this group of patients who seemed to be much worse, and it was not sure that Lingjiang Immortal must be in the cafeteria.
Just as Song Yixue was about to ask the staff for the name Niu Qianzhu, his eyes were suddenly attracted by the situation in the southeast corner of the hall.
A cafeteria worker placed a plate on the table, then brought a cup of vegetable soup from the side and pushed it in front of the mentally ill person.
saw that the mentally ill person pushed the soup bowl back, clasped his fists at the staff, and said in a deep voice: "General, slow down, it's not too late to drink this cup after a certain Huaxiong." ”
After that, the "beautiful bearded Guan Gong" carried a soup spoon, stroked his beard under his chin, and walked murderously towards another sturdy mental patient not far away.
Ke Jiajia saw that Song Yixue was always staring over there at the moment, and couldn't help asking, "Could it be that this Second Master Guan is the Lingjiang Immortal we are looking for?"
"No, it's not Guan Gong, that one is. Song Yixue smiled slightly, and then pointed to Ke Jiajia to the "Huaxiong" in the distance.
I saw "Guan Gong" rushing to the front of "Hua Xiong", shouting loudly, his hand rose and fell, and he was about to slash down at Hua Xiong's head.
"Hua Xiong" glanced at it lightly, stretched out his thick arm, caught the soup spoon with one hand, and then pulled "Guan Gong"'s arm forward, "Guan Gong" slipped under his feet, and then fell firmly to the ground.
"Cut. ”
There was a chorus of boos among the mentally ill in the hall.
"The thief will be so rampant that he will eat a certain knife. ”
"Guan Gong" still did not give up, got up from the ground with difficulty, raised the spoon again, pulled a knife flower in his hand, and then continued to slash towards "Huaxiong".
"Hua Xiong" frowned slightly, looking a little impatient, put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, avoided the soup spoon casually, and then raised his hand and gently pushed it on the chest of "Guan Gong".
An incredible scene happened, "Guan Gong" first stood in place in a daze, and then suddenly trembled, and then as if suffering a thousand huge forces, his feet were ten centimeters off the ground, and he flew out backwards suddenly, when everyone thought that something big was going to happen, but they saw "Guan Gong" landing safely on the seat in front of him, and his face was dazed.
"Okay, technical work, deserve a reward. ”
This hand of "Hua Xiong" instantly won the applause of all the mentally ill patients, and bursts of applause resounded in the hall.
Several doctors who rushed to hear the news were frightened when they saw this situation, and walked quickly to the side of "Guan Gong", but after an examination, they found that the mentally ill person was intact all over his body, and there was nothing wrong with him except for mental illness.
"Guan Gong" was obviously frightened, and subconsciously picked up the cup and took a sip, finding that the vegetable soup inside was already cold.