Fangiri found a quiet green leaf in the distance, took off his cropped jeans, and stuck his butt out of the leaf.

He smiled self-deprecatingly.

I and my friends have now completely become a team of savages, since coming to the primeval forest of the Amazon, Ji has never been to a real toilet, just find a corner where no one is around, and squat on the spot.

Only this roll of toilet paper in their hands reminded them of the past of human flush toilets.

However, the place of excretion was in various corners of the rainforest, and today I never expected to squat on a leaf and, which is really dreamy.

When I return to China in the future, I must write a book, maybe I can make a lot of money, use this money to open my own restaurant, and then marry a beautiful wife......

Thinking of this, the round face of the rice ball is extremely ruddy.

Suddenly, a foul smell rose to the sky!

"Crackling ......"

A lump of yellow objects flew down in the air!

This little chubby paper laughed, and pulled out a new height in his life, the first time in such a tall place, to contribute to nature, if the head of an ant in the middle of the sky would be even cooler.

A minute later, as he was halfway up his trousers, he heard a rustling sound behind him, and when he turned around, he saw a strange bee standing silently behind him.

This bee is less than 1cm tall, with a black head and a brown body, long antennae, a thin waist, and a pair of black eyes staring at the fat white ass of the rice ball without blinking.

I see that the scalp of the rice ball is numb.

He immediately pulled up his pants, took a few steps back, and asked in a trembling voice:

"You... Who are you?"

He doesn't like emergencies very much, and every sudden situation is not a good thing. It made him nervous.

The bee turned around and giggled, seeing that the rice ball's eyes were straight, and her waist was as thin as a hair, I was afraid that she would break if she twisted it.

She took a step forward, and the rice ball took another step back.

The bee giggled: "My name is Bee Mei, you can call me Sister Mei, I am the neighbor of your leaf-cutting ant tribe, as soon as you go up the tree today, I will be observing you." ”

Sweat rolled down the forehead of the rice ball.

This premeditated tone made his heart beat faster.

Although he was twice as tall as the other party, a looming black poisonous needle from the other party made him feel cold all over his body.

Onigiri swallowed his saliva, instinctively feeling a dangerous aura coming to his face, and now he just wanted to get out of here as soon as possible, he rolled his eyes and said with a flattering smile:

"Hello Sister Mei! Goodbye Sister Mei!"

As soon as he took a few steps, he saw a gust of wind in front of him, and a brown figure stood in front of him, it was Bee Mei.

"I'm in a bad mood today, can't you talk to my neighbor for a while?

Bee Mei looked up at the rice balls, like a lonely neighbor aunt, looking for someone to chat with to relieve her boredom.

Onigiri lowered his head and thought for a moment.

Decide to cooperate, the other party may be like a human being, just want to find a listening ear when troubled. Annoy her, if she a needle, then she is finished.

There is time, but there is only one life.

So, he nodded silently.

"Come, come, sit. ”

Bee Mei's slender tentacles dot the shoulders of the rice balls, like a hospitable housewife, who enthusiastically pulls the rice balls down on the leaves and sits cross-legged.

"My sister has a difficult birth today, and she can't give birth to a child? It's really uncomfortable..."

Bee Mei's expression is like that of a mournful pregnant woman.

As she spoke, she kept stroking her abdomen.

This abrupt remark made Fangiri look confused.

The sweat on his forehead rolled down quietly, and he didn't know what the other party meant by this, so he simply remained silent, his eyes wandering, looking for a quick escape route.

There was silence at the moment.

Half-loud again, I heard Bee Mei seem to be talking to herself:

"Little brother, do you understand the pain of my sister who wants to give birth and knows where she is?"

"Is it okay here?" said the onigiri stupidly, pointing to the leaves, which were very clean.

"I need something alive to help me, in fact, I need aphids to help me deliver the baby the most, but you are watching too closely today!" Bee Mei's eyes flashed sharp, and she said softly, "Little brother, can you help me?"

"I'm sorry, I'm... I don't deliver babies for anyone. "The face of the rice ball is feverish, and the midwife who delivers the child to the human being, he has just admired the style in the film and television drama, and the delivery of the bee is basically playing the piano to the cow for him.

"It's simple, you don't need to do anything. Bee Mei winked and smiled, "Just lend you something." ”

The rice ball looked cute again.

What does he have to borrow?

The human world delivers babies, it seems to require scissors and a basin of boiling water, what does this strange bee want?

He rubbed the back of his head and asked, "What do you want to borrow?"

The strange bee slowly stood up, walked around behind the rice ball, and suddenly laughed out loud:

"I... I want to borrow your ass!"

The rice ball was creepy, and as soon as he wanted to turn around, he heard a "snort", and there was a conical spasm on his buttocks, and he screamed in pain and passed out.

……

The flowers are striking.

Too fragrant flowers, in fact, is not good for sleep, soap soap in the dream 9999 sneezes in a row, finally woke himself up, took out the mobile phone to see, only slept for half an hour, can't help but look up to the sky and sigh.

Hey, where's Brother Fangiri?

At a glance, she saw that the green leaves on the other side were empty.

There was a sudden inexplicable panic in my heart.

This branch and leaf is dark and dark, only she is a little girl here, and I can't help but feel apprehensive in my heart. Instantly made her sleepy, she loosened her buds, and slowly slipped down the white petals of the tung flower.

A man timidly stood on the green leaf where the rice ball sleep, and whispered:

"Brother Fangiri... Brother Fangiri ......"

She didn't dare to shout for fear of attracting something else.

There was silence all around.

There was no response, not even an echo, the little guy fell to the ground, and quickly clicked on the Beidou positioning system of the mobile phone, disappointed to find that the red dots of the signal of the five of them were glued together, and then suddenly remembered that the highest accuracy of Beidou positioning is 1 meter.

Within 1 meter, the signals will be crowded together.

And they have shrunk by 100 times, and this 1 meter is equivalent to the usual 100 meters, which means that Brother Fantuan is still active nearby, which also makes her feel a little relieved, presumably he will come back later.

She breathed a sigh of relief, sat down on the leaves, and pulled out a manga from her backpack, Spirited Away, which was her favorite anime book to read.

Every time I watch it, I cry again.

The little girl in the story suffered a lot in order to save her parents, and finally with the help of the little white dragon, the family was finally reunited and returned to the world.

And she is just an orphan, she doesn't know what her parents look like, she has been thinking, is it because of greed that she has become a pig, so herself, to save or not?

They are ruthless and don't want to themselves, so why should they save them? To save or not to save them? She still doesn't know how to decide.

sighed silently, and read the comic book that had been turned into a cabbage for the Nth time...... (To be continued.) )