Sister Lixia probably has a B cup under the shameless bonus of Zhang Qing, who is an older brother.

However, Aunt He Meixian is completely different, and she doesn't care about any bonuses at all, this, this...... Zhang Qing's visual inspection, at least D!

Zhang Qing tried his best to take his eyes off his aunt's body, otherwise Xiao Zhang Qing might have to change from a state of diving to riding the wind and waves.

However, condemnation still has to be condemned.

"Auntie, how can you do this!" accentuated the tone, and the intensity of the condemnation increased.

"Haha...... What is this? When you were a kid, I didn't help you take a bath, especially, hehe...... You're ***, it's quite interesting, but it's a pity, I won't let people ...... when I get older."

"Auntie, I'm convinced, please don't say it. ”

"Hahaha...... You stinky boy, ashamed? haha......"

Zhang Qing's face was like a boiled crab shell, red and translucent, but his brain was still good, and he knew that He Meixian must have something to say when he came in.

"Auntie, about Lixia's sister, I'm ...... I have to ......."

Zhang Qing wanted to admit his mistake, after all, he was an elder brother, so it was really wrong to push his sister to the bed, but He Meixian was calm.

"Qingzi, this matter is nothing at all, you and Lixia, my attitude is supportive. ”

"Ahem......" Zhang Qing was so hung and sunk, and this aunt spoke too directly.

"Okay, I understand you young people, you always want to have some affection, love, enjoy being young, it's okay, I can wait. ”

"Auntie, let's talk about something else. ”

As soon as she heard this, He Meixian's tone suddenly changed, "Qingzi, I probably know everything about you, do you want to be the student president of the film academy?"

Zhang Qing also immediately said, "This, is there a problem?"

Now, that's the official topic.

"Nope. He Meixian smiled, "I have to praise you first, okay! You should come out to run! This is my good boy!"

What he said made Zhang Qing feel like his mother-in-law was praising her aunt.

He Meixian hasn't finished speaking, "But, what are your specific plans?"

"This ......" Zhang Qing didn't know whether to say it or not, but she still gritted her teeth, "Auntie, my real target is actually the president of the student union!"

The head of the student union, that is, the position of Yu Mo. If others hear it, they will definitely laugh off their big teeth, and they will definitely ridicule Zhang Qing even more.

But...

"Good!" He Meixian stretched out her thumb, "ambitious!"

"Auntie, it's over. Zhang Qing blushed a little when he was praised, and he continued: "I don't want to be the previous Zhang Qing anymore, I want to change myself, I want to be positive, I want to succeed! Regarding the plan, I am now preparing funds......

"Not bad. He Meixian didn't let Zhang Qing continue, "I'll tell you something else." You come out to run this time, the cinema line is just a ladder, Emma is just your first opponent, in the future, if you want to run for president, then, the imperial prince Zhu Yulong, in fact, it doesn't matter, the really powerful is Li Mengyang of the Military Academy, and Zhuge Chaoran of the Law Academy, the two of them are your real opponents, I hope you can be ready. ”

"Auntie, do you think Emma is nothing to me at all?"

"That girl is too conceited, if you can't even win her, then you might as well come back, give birth to a big fat boy with Lixia, and I'll ......"

"Ahem...... Auntie, let's not talk about these ......" Zhang Qing was really embarrassed.

"Okay, let's talk about the current thing, soon, the welcome party is coming, all the colleges have to do it, the film school is going to be brilliant, and Emma's words are ......"

"I knew that she would not miss this opportunity to challenge me. ”

"Okay, take a shower, as for the money...... You really don't want me to help you, or that friend of yours, Li Bin?"

"I appreciate Auntie's kindness. ”

Seeing He Meixian leave, Zhang Qing could be regarded as relieved.

The conversation just now is really not as easy as catching Lixia, a little traitor, He Meixian is worthy of being the vice principal, but under the appearance of Ren **hao, she is a strong woman.

As soon as his eyes were closed, he simply dived into the bathtub, and Zhang Qing thought about what had happened recently.

Really...... Stimulate!

……

……

"Zhang Qing, the welcome party, this is a stage for the freshmen to show the style of our film school, you guys will have a show. ”

"No problem. ”

"Oops~ It's very pleasant. ”

"Senior Sister Gao Wen can go back to her life. ”

"Hmph, you're a little smart, but when the time comes, you'll see what you're really capable of. ”

"No problem, by the way, ask a question. ”

"Okay, you ask. ”

"Since we are a film school, then, if we make a few films, is it okay?"

"Of course you can, oh, I know, Zhang Qing, you don't have any talent to show, okay, just wait for your film. ”

Gao Wen, the vice president of the student union of the film academy, personally came over to declare war on Zhang Qing, oh no, people are here to assign tasks.

Sure enough, the welcome party is here.

Zhang Qing also went to college, he knew that this was an inevitable experience in college life, and this kind of party was actually the most test of the ability of the student union.

From the perspective of the campaign, this is a demonstration of ability, so there is no way to hide from it, and it cannot be hidden.

So, why use video?

There's a reason for that.

……

"Brothers, how am I singing?"

"Oh, don't, don't!"

"Qingzi, we are all our own people, don't shoot!"

"Please, don't be open!"

At the beginning, Zhang Qing thought of singing, which was a general routine, but as a result, he had just proposed, and Liu Fatzi and the others panicked.

Zhang Qing does not believe in evil, he is known as the little prince of KTV and the little master of Maiba in the original world.

Outcome...

"I'm going to sing you a song that I made up myself......

Outside the long pavilion~~

Ancient road side ......

Fang~Grass~"

"Ahhh

"Aoko, we beg you. ”

"Aoko, the lyrics are good...... But you sing...... Poof!"

"Qingzi, you really want to kill people when you sing......"

didn't sing two sentences, but the business is more fantasy, Liu Fatzi, Li Fatzi, Yang Fatzi, Han Fatzi, all fell to the ground.

Zhang Qing listened to himself...... Maybe you don't have the talent for it.

Be reasonable, sing at this kind of party, and then be awesome, this is completely a mature routine of starting entertainment novels.

But now, Zhang Qingru's singing ability with a protruding disc in his waist can't play this routine, what should I do?

Actually, Zhang Qing checked the information very carefully before, for example, this "Farewell" is not available in this world, and it is a good debut comedy.

It's a pity, it's a pity.

Liu Fatzi and others saw that Zhang Qing didn't sing, as if they had picked up a life, and they all expressed their gratitude to Zhang Qing, but since they couldn't sing, they wanted to do something else.

But I didn't want to, everyone thought of another thing.

"Oops, we forgot, record a video!"

"That's right!"

Liu Fatzi and others slapped their thighs one after another, and then began to look for equipment, Li Bin turned on the computer, Yang Ye took the microphone, Han Xu began to prepare to write a script, and Liu Chunxue hung his voice.

"Hey, you ......" Zhang Qing was confused.

Liu Fatzi hurriedly explained: "Yes, Qingzi, you have amnesia." But it doesn't matter, come on, this time which movie, you can find one. ”

Say movies?

But I heard Han Xu say: "It's too late in time, otherwise this time it will simply be delayed." ”

Drag more?

What the hell is this talking about?

Liu Fatzi said with some excitement: "No! Say whatever you say, you have to update it! The majority of fans are waiting for us!"

Yang Ye also interjected: "That's right! We can't break the change! It would be even more shameless to delay the change!"

"Okay, but we're ...... at this time" Han Xu was still embarrassed.

"We won't go out for the past two days! Eat instant noodles!" Li Bin said very simply.

"That's right!" Liu Fatzi and Yang Ye both responded.

Seeing that several friends were so determined, Zhang Qing was still confused.

Fortunately, fortunately, it didn't take long for him to understand.

"Why don't we say something quippy?" Han Xu was a compromise.

"Make up jokes to fool people?" Yang Ye's eyes flickered.

"In this way, I have a poem, come on, Mr. Lu, you just talk about it. "Han Xu will start this immediately, "This poem is called "Hot", modernist poetry, you listen well, 'in summer, a pack of toilet paper, nine to wipe sweat, one to wipe.' ’”

This...

Poof! Zhang Qing couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing at that time.

"Hahaha...... It's funny enough, but this poem is too bad!" Li Bin said bluntly.

"I'm laughing to death, haha......" Yang Ye laughed and trembled all over his body, "but it's too foolish." ”

As soon as he heard it, Han Xu couldn't help it, "What do you know, this poem describes the dilemma of a fat man squatting in a pit from the side, highlighting the damage caused by the hot weather to people, with a strong sense of picture and a strong atmosphere of postmodern art......"

When he said this, everyone was stunned.

But Zhang Qing was still sober, and he said to Liu Chunxue: "Wait a minute, you are Teacher Lu?"

Fat Liu shook his head, posed, and said, "That's right, it's Lu Chuxue below!"

Lu Chuxue?

Zhang Qing couldn't help but say '' in his heart, if this is an ordinary person, he can't hear the connotation of this name at all, it's really dirty!

It's more postmodern art, okay?

It turns out that these four guys are the ones I saw on station C, the team of 'Mr. Lu said the movie'!

But, the video?

Instant noodles?

But at this time, Li Bin gave a suggestion, "This poem is too nonsensical, otherwise, how about Teacher Bai Yujie's classic, "The Legend of the White Snake"? ”

This, this, this ...

Zhang Qing suddenly shouted, "I have it!"

The other four chubby friends were sweating on their foreheads, and they really wanted to ask, "How many months?"

After all, it's a good brother, and he didn't really ask.

In this way, I thought of using the video to deal with Emma's problems and show off my talents at the orientation party.