The sun is like blood, and the clouds are shining.

As the sun set, Hao Se stood in front of the gate of a newly built restaurant on West Street in Le'an County, almost bursting into tears.

But I saw a door number erected next to the heavy wooden door, and a notice was posted on it, which read:

[Notice: Loctite Restaurant recruits a hall, Zhou Zheng, articulate, including food and accommodation, one or two monthly salaries, those who are interested, enter the lobby to find the account room Lao Zhao. 】

"Hard work pays off!" Hao Se turned around and looked at the corpse behind him with an excited face, "We searched for a whole day, and finally found a restaurant that recruits people!"

"Arthur is amazing. Corpse Tianqing praised Hao Se very much.

"Well, let's take a look at the recruitment conditions first-" Hao Se raised his fingertips and swiped the font on the notice, "Appearance Zhou Zheng-" and looked back at the corpse Tianqing, "Corpse brother, what do you think-Lao Tzu's image?"

"Arthur is good. Corpse Tianqing looked affirmative.

"Of course!" Hao Se shook his clothes with a smug face, "The shape of a jade tree like Lao Tzu is definitely a perfect score for appearance!"

"And this second one—articulate ...... Oh, that's what I'm talking about!" Hao Se's dead fish eyes sparkled, "and this third one, including food and shelter - okay!

Hao Se clapped his hands and waved to the corpse Tianqing behind him: "Brother corpse, let's go!"

As soon as I entered the lobby, I saw a middle-aged uncle sitting behind the counter, with three beards, wearing a square hat, holding a brush in one hand and supporting his cheeks in the other, and was napping with his eyes closed.

"Dare to ask if this is Zhao's account?" Hao Se stepped forward and asked with his fists clenched.

The uncle slowly raised his eyelids and glanced at Hao Se, and then glanced at the corpse Tianqing next to him: "What's the matter?"

"I'm here to apply for a job at the restaurant!" said Hao Se in high spirits.

The bookkeeper was stunned, glanced at Hao Se and the gray faces of the corpse, and was a little uncertain: "Both of you?"

"Uh......" Hao Se turned his head, "Brother Corpse, do you want to try it too?"

Corpse Tianqing immediately took a step back and shook his head quickly.

"Zhao Ledger, I'm the only one, this is my family...... Relatives, come with me. Hauser explained.

Zhao Shufang squinted at Hao Se, shook his head slightly, and sighed: "That's it, wait for a day, even if you count you, there are only two people to come, and you don't have to choose, so come with me." ”

As he spoke, he got up slowly, and led Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing through the lobby, into the backyard, and to the door of a side room.

"Wait a little while in this room, and I'll go and call the shopkeeper to come." The bookkeeper pointed to the inside of the house and turned to leave.

Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing pushed the door into the house, and when they saw it, there was already a person waiting in the house, sitting by the window, looking at him no more than fifteen or sixteen years old, dressed in gray coarse cloth and short backs, wearing black cloth shoes, his hair was tied in a smooth and bright bun, looking at his face, his skin was dark, his cheeks were thin, his garlic nose was thick, his lips were thick, and although his eyes were not big, a pair of eyeballs were dripping and turning, and he was very divine.

When the young man saw Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing entering the house, he glared at the two of them with a look of hostility.

Hao Se's eyebrows moved, and he immediately dragged Corpse Tianqing to sit down on the side, and lowered his voice: "Brother Corpse, this kid must be our competitor, and the person who comes is not good!"

When Corpse Tianqing heard this, his face suddenly sank, his eyes suddenly sharpened, and he shot straight at the black-faced young man through the thick bangs.

The young man shuddered suddenly, and looked at Hao and the corpse with a little more fear.

Just as the three of them were looking at the first round of testing, they heard footsteps outside the door, and the two pushed the door one after the other.

"The shopkeeper, these two are the two people who came to apply today. Zhao Shufang, who was moving forward, bent down and saluted the person behind him.

The person behind him said "um", went into the room, picked out the upper seat of Taishi Zhang's chair and sat down.

Hao Se fixed his eyes and saw this shopkeeper, dressed in a gray dark brocade robe, wearing a rich hat, leather boots, slightly chubby, round face and round eyes, smooth skin and beardless, with a three-point and seven-point smile on his face, sitting there, just like a happy Maitreya Buddha, which made people feel very good.

"Under is the new shopkeeper of Loctite Restaurant, free from your surname Feng, thanks to the two of them who came to apply, Feng is very grateful. As soon as he came up, the shopkeeper surnamed Feng came to open with a thank-you speech, and he brushed his favorability.

"The wind shopkeeper was polite. Hausel and the black-faced boy returned the salute.

Corpse Tianqingyuan stood at the end and also hugged his fists.

"Okay, let's get started. The shopkeeper smiled and glanced at the Zhao account room beside him.

Zhao Shufang nodded, looked at Hao Se and the others, and said, "Two little brothers, please report your name, age, and where you live to my shopkeeper." ”

Here it is, the necessary skills for the interview, and the gorgeous self-introduction begins!

Hao Se's eyes lit up immediately, and he stood up suddenly, but before he could open his mouth, he saw a black shadow rushing out on his side, and he was actually three points faster than himself--it was the black-faced young man.

"The little surname is Chen, the name is Dongsheng, 16 years old this year, the family lives in Sangsi Lane, grew up in Le'an Town, and is as familiar with the streets and alleys of Le'an Town as his own backyard. ”

The young man who claimed to be Chen Dongsheng was the same as the two of them just now, with a smile on his face, his eyes crooked, and he wiped the table next to the shopkeeper as he spoke.

That posture, that tone, and that flattering professional smile are definitely the standard for the second brother in the hall.

it!

Hao Se's dead fish eyes flashed, and he immediately raised his fighting spirit, grabbed the tea bowl on the table next to his seat with one hand, stepped forward in two steps, and put the tea bowl on the side table of the wind shopkeeper, and smiled:

"The shopkeeper has worked hard all the way, so let's drink tea to moisten my throat first. The little surname Hao Mingse, when I first arrived in Guibao Land today, I was very honored to see the recruitment notice of our Loctite Restaurant, this is really a great fate!"

After saying that, he glared at Chen Dongsheng fiercely with a pair of dead fish eyes.

Boy, dare to grab a job with Lao Tzu, do you want to get mixed up?!

Unexpectedly, Chen Dongsheng did not show weakness, and glared back.

Yo he! The boy is very fat!

Hao Se glared again.

Chen Dongsheng's eyelids jumped, his eyes immediately rounded, and his gaze shot back.

For a while, the two of them actually fought with their eyes in front of the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper and the Zhao bookkeeper looked at each other, and after a while, the shopkeeper came back to his senses, waved his hand at the two and said, "Cough, this, don't worry, let's take our time......"

"Feng shopkeeper, the small one has been the largest and best business in Le'an County Feihe Tower for three years, and all the dignitaries, nobles, rich businessmen, and squires in Le'an County can all be called. Chen Dongsheng's eyes widened and he began to show off his resume.

Who's afraid of whom?!

"Feng shopkeeper, the little one has been the chief runner in the Quanjude Restaurant, which ranks first in Kaifeng, and he is definitely experienced and qualified!"

In the wing room, the other three people stared with bated breath, and they didn't dare to make a sound, and in the strange silence, only the eyes of Hao Se and Chen Dongsheng crackled fiercely.

Suddenly, Hao Se and Chen Dongsheng slapped the table with both palms at the same time and shouted in unison:

"The little one runs fast and has a loud voice, shouting and serving tea, pouring water and washing the table is definitely a good hand!"

"The small body is strong, the mouth is like a river, literacy and text can definitely make the guests feel at home, and help the restaurant make money every day!"

"The small appearance is Zhouzheng, and the guests are in a comfortable mood when they look at it!"

"The small jade tree is in the wind, and the female guests will definitely be able to eat two more bowls of rice when they look at it!"

"The little one can speak!"

"Small exits are chapters!"

"Little hands and feet!"

"The little one is in its prime!"

"Little ......"

"Small—"

In the wing, the shopkeeper and the bookkeeper both leaned back, their eyes were round, and the four eyeballs looked at Hao Se on the left side for a while and slapped the table and shouted, and then stared at Chen Dongsheng on the right side with a hoarse voice and a frightened face.

Corpse Tianqing, who retreated from a safe distance, looked at Hao Se, who was bursting with combat effectiveness, a drop of sweat slid down his forehead, and his face was seven points of admiration and three points of nervousness.

The afterglow of the setting sun entered through the window, and under the fierce verbal confrontation between the two, the spitting stars soared, and the saliva slag splashed, just like two fountains erupted, shining with colorful brilliance.

The two quarreled with each other like this for dozens of rounds, but their skills were comparable, barely tied, and the lines became more and more weird, and finally developed like this:

"The kung fu of the small entertaining guest officer is unparalleled in the world!"

"The ability of a small person to greet guests is invincible!"

"Okay, okay!" The shopkeeper stood up suddenly, stopped the endless verbal fight between the two, wiped the cold sweat on his head, took a breath and said, "You all take a break, oh my God, it's just a run, not a martial arts conference......"

Hao Se and Chen Dongsheng stopped at this time, panting and breathing, and did not forget to stare at each other.

"Boy, which way are you on the road?, how dare you come to break into my Sangsi Lane Chen Dongsheng's field?!" Chen Dongsheng propped up the table with his hands and glared at Hao Se viciously.

"Lao Tzu doesn't care which way you are an earthworm! Let's play fair, whoever has the ability is on it, if you are afraid, hurry home and wash and sleep early!"

Chen Dongsheng gritted his teeth: "Okay, you kid forced me to make a killer move, right?"

Hao Se raised his eyebrows: "Lao Tzu's trick hasn't come out yet!"

The two of them looked at the Nth time in the air, and sparks were sparked.

"Okay!" Chen Dongsheng's face turned pale, turned to the shopkeeper, raised his voice and hugged his fists: "The shopkeeper, the small one will report the name of the dish!"

Hao Se rolled his eyes: "Cut! Who wouldn't report the name of the dish, Lao Tzu can report eight in one go-"

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly...... Twitter, croak, croak...... Stir-fried shredded pork, stir-fried pork slices, braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, braised lentils, edamame, plus pickled cabbage!"

Unexpectedly, before Hao Se's words fell, he saw that Chen Dongsheng's eyes flashed, and he opened his mouth suddenly, and without warning, he came to a famous newspaper for a famous dish, and for a whole minute, he didn't breathe, and the name of a dish was not heavy.

After the report was finished, the whole room suddenly fell silent.

"How is it?, convinced?" Chen Dongsheng glared at Hao Se with a defiant expression.

Hauser's eyes were as wide as two bells, and his mouth was wide open, with an expression of seeing a ghost.

Ancestors plank!

Big brother, you have such the ability to go to Deyun Club to develop, what kind of running here is it to fight with a small person like Lao Tzu? !

Looking at the shopkeeper and Zhao Ledger again, they all had shocked expressions, and after a while, they came back to their senses, and looked at Hao Se with a look of expectation: "Boy, what will you do?"

Hao Se's face twitched twice, and he pulled out a stiff dry smile: "The little one has special experience in reciting three hundred Tang poems, do you want to hear it?"

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And then......

And then there is no more......

Hao Se stood in front of the door number of Loctite Restaurant, looking at the closed door of the restaurant, with a dejected face.

“…… The combat power of this ancient man is too strong, right...... Lao Tzu is a newcomer...... Obviously some people are not used to the soil......"

"Arthur......" The sallow palm pressed against Hauser's shoulder.

"Corpse brother ......" Hao Se turned his head and looked at Corpse Tianqing with a look of grievance, "It's not that Lao Tzu doesn't work hard, but the enemy is too tough!"

Corpse Tianqing frowned slightly, and shook his head: "Arthur Mo wants to be arrogant." ”

"It's not presumptuous, it's a bloody fact at this time!"

Hao Se raised his eyes and looked at the sky, looking like he wanted to cry without tears.

At sunset, only a remnant of light hangs in the sky, outlining a ring of burning clouds, which is gorgeous and picturesque.

"The sunset is infinitely good, but it's just near ......dusk," Hao Se came sadly, sniffing, "Brother corpse, we can only sleep on the streets today, and besides, there is no water, no food, no meat, no wine, no bed, no quilt......"

The sallow palm was spread out in front of Hao Se, and there was more than half a steamed bun on the palm.

"Corpse brother?!" Hao Se raised his head suddenly, looking at Corpse Tianqing with a look of surprise.

"Arthur, you eat, I'm not hungry. Corpse Tianqing smiled lightly.

The cool breeze swayed, raising the heavy bangs of the corpse, revealing clear eyes, full of waves, smiling picturesquely, burning up the sunset of the night.

Hauser's nose was sour, and he almost burst into tears.

Such a beauty, she actually wants to sleep on the street with Lao Tzu, this is a □□naked crime!!

"Oh, who is this?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice with a slight smile sounded behind the two.

Hao Se's ears moved, and he looked back, but he saw a burden hanging obliquely in his hand, with a black face and a thin body, thick lips, and raised eyebrows to look at the two, but it was not the Chen Dongsheng who had just snatched Hao Se's job.

"Tut-tut, it's really so miserable, you're going to sleep on the street?"

Chen Dongsheng stepped forward and shot the two with a mocking expression.

Hao Se's eyelids jumped, and he glanced at Corpse Tianqing, and the two turned around at the same time and walked away.

"Hey, hey, why did you leave?!Wasn't it arrogant just now?

Cowardly?

Bag!!

Lao Tzu hates these two words the most!

As soon as Hao Se's footsteps stopped, dark memories flooded into his head, and the battle cells were instantly activated, and he turned around suddenly, and his three white eyes glared fiercely at Chen Dongsheng behind him.

Stinky boy, there is really a way in heaven for you not to take, and there is no door for hell for you to break into!

Hao Se rolled up his sleeves, his whole body soared, and his fingers clicked:

"Brother corpse, now we have revenge and revenge!"

Corpse Tian looked at Chen Dongsheng coldly and nodded.

Chen Dongsheng looked disdainful: "Hmph, I, Chen Dongsheng, am not afraid of a thug like you who only know how to play tricks, and you don't inquire in Le'an County, I, Chen Dongsheng, am a well-known ......."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words started, I saw a strong wind flashing in front of me, and a black shadow instantly rushed to my eyes, and five sallow fingers were like eagle claws clasping the neck, making a clicking sound of pinching bones.

Chen Dongsheng was immediately silent, his eyes bulging, staring at the person in front of him.

The man in front of him, dressed in dusty black, was emaciated, the upper half of his face was covered by Qi Hou's bangs, the lower half of his face was sallow, his thin lips were pursed, and he was expressionless, but for some reason, Chen Dongsheng just felt that his whole body was like being poured with ice water, he trembled uncontrollably, and even his voice trembled:

"Big and big, small, small have eyes and don't know Taishan......"

"It's late!" Hao Se walked up to Chen Dongsheng with a swaying face, raised three white eyes, and bared his teeth and smiled evilly, "Stinky boy, Lao Tzu will play a tooth flying flower for you today!"

As he spoke, he raised his fist and swung it fiercely at Chen Dongsheng's cheeks.

At the same time, a bone-chilling chill pierced Chen Dongsheng's neck from the sallow yellow fingers.

Chen Dongsheng's pupils dilated instantly, and he hissed: "Big brother spare your life, big brother spare your life! I also know a job that includes food and shelter, I can introduce you there!"