Chapter 1 Even you know the color of your bottoms

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It has been more than three months since I entered the palace. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After three months of endless training and the ruthlessness of the palace grandmothers, Xuan'er, who used to grin and laugh and walk like thunder, has become a qualified little palace maid who does not show her teeth and walks lightly.

In the center of the inner court is the Qianqing Palace, and to the east of the Qianqing Palace is the Dongnuan Pavilion, where His Majesty the Emperor lives. The west side is the Xinuan Pavilion where the concubines sleep, the aroma is compelling all day long, I heard that at night His Majesty the Emperor will wrap the little palace maid he likes, and then there is a shameful sound, like an intermittent song, listening to people's faces and ears.

To the north of the Qianqing Palace is the Kunning Palace, so far no one is qualified to live in it, and there are many young and beautiful powerful ladies who are eyeing this palace where only the queen can live, and they are gearing up to stir up a lot of turmoil in private.

Today, Your Majesty is the Ninth Five-Year Honor, and the women who want to enter the palace to serve Your Majesty are like carp crossing the river, and there are countless of them, they want to become relatives of the emperor and seek the favor of the heavens, but the more important reason is Your Majesty itself.

When today's son Li Yuanhao is handsome and handsome, there is a grace between his eyebrows, which is heart-wrenching and lovely, and I heard that His Majesty has an excellent personality, as for how good, the lowest-ranking little palace maid Xuan'er is not clear, but everyone said that His Majesty has a gentle and considerate temperament, and is amiable, so she also believed it, how can a woman like such a man not like this.

Kunning Palace to the north is Cining Palace, the residence of the Empress Dowager, the ancestor of the imperial court, this old man is really powerful, ten years ago the Tang Dynasty was divided and turbulent, it was the old man with a purple shirt carved phoenix crutches, weighing the pros and cons, single-handedly turned the tide, let the young Majesty ascend the throne, establish the Great Wei, and split out of the Southern Liang River and rule, preserved and continued the bloodline of Li Shijiangshan.

When Xuan'er was training in the Internal Affairs Office, she saw the portrait of the Queen Mother, and she was afraid of it at first glance, and she didn't dare to look at it a second time, thinking that the eyes of the old man in the portrait were terrifying, seductive, and could see through everything.

In addition to the above three palaces, there are six courtyards, ten schools and twelve halls, which are very cumbersome and complicated.

Xuan'er is a confused road idiot, the worst at remembering the road, when she is in the countryside, she will get lost when she goes out of the village, and she needs to be led by her naughty younger brother.

can remember the above, or she secretly memorized it in order to be a close maid lying on the bed, and when Mama verified it, her head, which was called Elm Pimple by her younger brother, was extremely bright, and she played extraordinarily, winning the nods and praise of the grandmothers. In this regard, she tilted her nose slightly, very proud and proud, do you think it is a simple thing to serve a plate to the Ninety-Five? Too stupid, too naΓ―ve.

Xuan'er walked forward with a glass cup inlaid with purple jewels and gemstones, crossed the Kunning Gate in front of the Imperial Garden, turned left for a hundred steps, and saw a pavilion - Qianqiu Pavilion through two or three flowerbeds.

Today, His Majesty Li Yuanhao is studying in the pavilion, and the food in the glass cup in his hand is sent to His Majesty.

I'm very curious about what is in this glass cup, but Xuan'er didn't dare to open it, even if no one dared to do it, there are many rules in the palace, if someone finds that he has exceeded the rules, he will be slapped if he is light, and he will break his leg if he is heavy, Xuan'er is most afraid of pain and can't stand these.

Thinking that she would be able to see His Majesty soon, Xuan'er unconsciously quickened her pace, and her little heart also jumped, like her younger brother throwing mud on the stone slab at the head of the village, sometimes annoying, sometimes joyful.

The Great Wei Kingdom knows that His Majesty Li Yuanhao is extremely handsome, not like a man, but like a graceful and graceful woman, with delicate facial features that can only be nourished by the water and soil in the south, and is called "the first beauty in the world" by the powerful sons of Tai'an City, echoing the princess Chen Luoyan who is known as "the first beauty in the world" in Nanliang, south of the Yangtze River.

The reason why the powerful son dares to tease His Majesty like this is because everyone knows that it is the Empress Dowager who is in charge of affairs in the palace, there are four auxiliary ministers standing in the court, and there are three generals at the border pass.

Thinking about her thoughts, Xuan'er had a lot of thoughts, and before she knew it, she had come to the Qianqiu Pavilion.

This was her first time on an errand, and she was inevitably a little nervous, her little hands were already full of sweat, and she didn't dare to look up, only looking down at the small flower cloth boat shoes.

As soon as he stopped, a little eunuch hurriedly ran over, his face was unhappy, his brows were furrowed, and his voice was as sharp as a duck: "How can you be such a clumsy little girl, Your Majesty is already waiting impatiently, the Internal Affairs Office is doing things more and more absurdly, and you are actually asked to come to this stupid girl, hum." ”

is really fierce to Xuan'er, but after taking the glass cup, the little eunuch turned his head, and piled up a bright smile like a flower, bowed his head and waist, and walked up the stairs: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, hurry up and rest." ”

Xuan'er clenched her small fist slightly, Nunu's mouth, a slave who looks down on people with dog eyes, and when this girl is developed, you can't eat and walk around.

When there was no one around, Xuan'er boldly raised her head and looked through the layers of gauze tents.

I vaguely saw a man of seventeen or eighteen, dressed in a light yellow dragon robe, slamming a book on the stone table, then standing up and stretching, twisting his buttocks, beating his shoulders, moaning very comfortably, his hands flickering on the glass cup, and sniffing his nose vigorously, as if he wanted to suck the taste into his nose through the lid.

After savoring it for a moment, the man in the yellow shirt couldn't help nodding: "Well, this time the imperial dining room is good, and the taste is very suitable for my taste." Yu Qing, I made a note of it, and I will go to the Ruyi Pavilion tomorrow to get some guys' rewards. ”

The little eunuch named Yu Qing nodded in response, bent down and lifted the lid on the glass cup: "Your Majesty, you use it slowly." ”

His Majesty the Emperor nodded, sat down excitedly, picked up a bamboo stick soaked in sweet spring water, and feasted on it, with a sigh of admiration.

Xuan'er was very curious, what was so delicious, a gust of wind blew, and the smell of the glass cup drifted into Xuan'er's nose through the gauze tent, and when she sniffed it, she suddenly laughed dumbly - rock sugar gourd and stinky tofu!

His Majesty the Emperor actually likes these two ordinary things that are not related to each other, it is really incredible, it is the kind of food that only children like in his own brother.

couldn't help but look up at the pavilion, Xuan'er was shocked, His Majesty the Emperor in the pavilion happened to be looking at her, and there was flowing water and spring light in her eyes, which was really beautiful.

Xuan'er hurriedly lowered her head and sighed in her heart, it's over, there was a mistake on the first day of the errand, and when she went back, she would be beaten by the nausea and even more ruthless grandmother.

However, His Majesty is really ...... Handsome, much more handsome than Murakami's self-proclaimed most beautiful man in ten miles and eight towns.

Thinking of this, Xuan'er's heart rippled for a while, and her face turned red.

"You, come up. His Majesty the Emperor Li Yuanhao spoke up, stretched out his hand and pointed at Xuan'er, and did not forget to clean the last piece of stinky tofu.

Xuan'er was immersed in her imagination and remained motionless.

Yu Qing was anxious, walked down in three or two steps, cocked his orchid fingers, and poked Xuan'er's head vigorously: "You stupid damn girl, Your Majesty asked you, why don't you squeak, are you deaf?"

Speaking must be bitter and mean, but as a personal little eunuch by His Majesty's side, he should be so majestic, otherwise he is worthy of the title of the first little eunuch by His Majesty's side.

Xuan'er woke up in a daze, hurriedly walked into the pavilion, and almost tripped over the steps because of nervousness, and stumbled, which caused Yu Qing to scold again.

"Okay, okay, Yu Qing, just shut up, your temper is bigger than mine, I don't know that I think you are His Majesty the Emperor, and I am a little eunuch. Li Yuanhao rolled his eyes, a little charming, a man turned out to be beautiful and charming.

When Yu Qing heard this, he knelt on the ground with a thud: "Master, you can't talk nonsense, if you are heard, the life of the slave will be gone." ”

"Get up, get up. Li Yuanhao was a little helpless, and muttered in private: "You are a slave, you dare to let the master not talk nonsense."

"I haven't seen you before, new here?" Facing Xuan'er, Li Yuanhao asked.

Xuan'er bent down slightly, and said a thousand blessings, wanting to reply "Back to Your Majesty, the slave is the new here" as taught by the grandmothers, but with a mouth, only the mouth was moving, her throat was dry and nervous, and she couldn't make a sound, and her face suddenly turned red again.

"Well, it looks like it's new. Li Yuanhao nodded, came to Xuan'er, circled around Xuan'er a few times, stared at her for a long time, and sniffed at Xuan'er.

Xiao Xuan'er has never experienced such a formation, her heart is pounding, the deer is bumping, her face is as red as the sunset on the horizon, and then she thinks of the rumors that His Majesty is in the middle of the world.

Li Yuanhao stretched out his hand and touched his chin, nodding slightly: "A family of four, both parents are alive, and there is a younger brother, who is very naughty, often causes trouble, makes people cry and laugh, both love and hate." The life of the family is not good, barely surviving, and at the end of the year, I can save a few taels of silver to make ends meet. Although the younger brother is naughty, he is also smart and clever, and he was sent to a private school to study, looking forward to being able to win the imperial examination and glorify his ancestors, but the silver has become a problem, and he will simply send you to the palace after thinking about it, and the monthly money can subsidize the family, and it can also allow you to find a good errand. Before leaving, your parents felt guilty, grabbed your hand and said that your father and mother are sorry for you, don't be resentful. ”

Xuan'er looked up at His Majesty the Emperor in shock, and her little face was full of "How do you know" Before leaving, her father and mother boiled red eggs and stuffed them into her pockets, wiped her tears and sent her to the village, her younger brother's eyes were swollen like walnuts, clutching the corners of his clothes, crying and shouting not to let the eldest sister leave, Xuan'er ruthlessly broke her brother's fingers, followed the palace grandmother out of the distance, carrying a small burden, she shrugged her shoulders, turned her head suddenly, the village head was like blood, she saw the homeland that she could never forget and never see again in this life.

But how did Your Majesty know this, she never talked to anyone, Your Majesty...... Thoughtful like ...... A woman?

Yu Qing stood up quite proudly: "Little girl, be dumbfounded, Your Majesty is discerning, wise as a torch, can read minds, whether you are a cow ghost snake god, or a Da Luo immortal, hey, as long as you stand in front of Your Majesty, you can see you clearly and clearly, even the color of your underwear!"

Yu Qing talked endlessly, saliva flew wildly, and his fingers seemed to be comparing to his underwear.

Li Yuanhao coughed a few times in a low voice, about the color of the underwear, which involves confidential matters involving personal privacy, let's not discuss it, and there is no mind reading technique in the world at all, some things can be concluded by paying attention to them, not to mention that the origin of a little palace maid like Xuan'er is almost similar.

But the innocent and innocent Xuan'er was dumbfounded, believing it to be true, mind reading, obediently, that is a terrible skill, she has always wanted to know if Aunt Wang, the head of the village, took advantage of her dozing off to steal the watermelon in her own field when she was a child, this matter has troubled her for many years, and she still can't figure it out.

Xuan'er snorted, and suddenly saw His Majesty's face change, faintly anxious, not caring about the dignity of the Ninety-Five, lifting the front of the dragon robe with one hand, turning around and running away, and greeting Yu Qing while running: "Yu Qing, help me resist!"

From a distance, His Majesty the Emperor is like his hometown brother who has just stolen melons and is chased by vicious dogs, which is both funny and embarrassing, which makes people very helpless.

Xuan'er wondered what could make the king of a country lose his temper so much, and when she looked sideways, she saw two palace beauties shouting "Your Majesty, Your Majesty" in their mouths, pushing and shoving each other towards Qianqiu Pavilion.

(PS: The title of the book is so concise and domineering, the new book is opened, and the beginning is soft and thin, paving the way for the future waves.) Well, Li Yuanhao is the protagonist and will become a feminist hegemonic iron-fisted emperor, and Xuan'er will watch the whole story from the perspective of a bystander. Forcibly raise the style, the beginning of this book imitates Mr. Chen Zhongzhong's "White Deer Plain", "White Deer Plain" is the thickest and most stable book that Uraran has ever read, especially "Ordinary World" and "Muslim Funeral", in fact, Uran has not read a few books, hahaha. This article is not Wu Meiniang's growth record, after reading 150,000 words, you will find some clues, no spoilers for the time being, yes, Yinglan has 150,000 words of manuscript. Thank you for your support, Yinglan will tell a story of love and hatred sweetly. οΌ‰

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