When the articles in the official account of Lost Dream became popular, many students of Royal Roads University found another interesting public account, straight men.

"Whistle"

The wind, a silent whistle for spring.

I'm the kind I want to blow up for you. ”

"Stand Up"

If you don't tidy up the study.

You know I'm going to hate it.

The book collapsed on the chair.

The chair collapsed to the ground.

All listless.

It's good that you stood up all the things that should have been erected last night.

Including me. ”

Onomatopoeia

I'm timid,

I only dare to think in my heart:

If only I could take each one of them

"Hahahahaha

It's all yours

"Ahh

That's it. ”

This public account is very interesting, very literary, and one or two poems will be launched every day, but these poems make people blush and heartbeat.

Why blush?

Why the heartbeat?

Hello.

What's particularly interesting is that it's not that dream article that is very popular now, her article is mainly about women's love problems with men, but the subject is women, which has produced an effect, that is, we men, especially the men of Royal Roads University, have been miserable recently.

The general reflection is that the current girlfriend is very difficult to serve, and if you don't make a good scene, you will get angry, all kinds of 'you don't love me' and the things in those articles of dreams, which makes our male classmates at Royal Roads University very uncomfortable.

So what to do?

Straight male public account, the solution!

Situ Jingchen and Hao Meili are simply old husbands and wives, but recently because of the article on the dream, Situ Jingchen was made to die of lust, and as a result, he used the way of a straight man.

Work well!

"Husband~ You, it seems to be ...... recently"

"Haha...... I'm fierce, haha......"

"But there's always something weird. ”

"What's the blame! I'm enlightened, what kind of messy things, it's better to go straight to pajamas!"

"You bastard......"

"Don't, President Emma is here. ”

On this day, as the branch president of the film school, Emma summoned all the members to a meeting again, which is normal, and it has not been a few days since the first debate of the year.

"Regarding the specific arrangements for the debate, I hope everyone can be serious and responsible, and work rigorously, after all, there is a TV broadcast this time, Li Honghong, this woman, you know ......."

Surprisingly, President Emma looked like she was talking about business, as if she didn't know the official account of 'straight man' at all.

Of course, maybe our Western roses don't bother to read that kind of unashamed poetry at all.

This made Situ Jingchen and Hao Meili a little relaxed, the two of them were under the conference table, big hands and small hands, ...... each other

Ahem!

Zhang Xuan couldn't help coughing and reminded, in addition, he was also a bachelor, he really wanted to draw a circle to curse for such a show of affection.

However, recently Zhang Xuan has been paying attention to something else, well, a beautiful girl who suddenly appeared on the campus Internet, and no one knows who she is.

Screen name, Luna.

Luna means the moon, and this girl is really beautiful, her beauty is amazing, and the pictures that have been put on the campus network can hardly find any shortcomings.

Big eyes, not thick eyebrows, melon seed face, thin lips and small mouth, Qiong's nose is straight, and the skin is white and red.

Is there really such a beautiful girl?

As soon as this luna appeared, the fans skyrocketed, and there were 200,000 students at Royal Roads University, and the entire campus was more than 1 million people, and yesterday, LUNA had more than 300,000 fans.

The number of fans is too fast, it's just too exaggerated, it doesn't feel like it's real, just like this LUNA girl, she doesn't want to be beautiful.

Zhang Xuan thought about Luna's face, and he was a little distracted.

"What do you think!" Gao Wen couldn't look at it.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Zhang Xuan blushed.

"Alright, alright!" Emma didn't care.

Lixia sat straight and didn't dare to interject, as if something was wrong today.

"Hehehe......" Someone laughed, it was Miss Li Xin'er from the College of Letters.

The atmosphere of the whole meeting was a little strange, and besides, Li Xin'er was not a student of the film school at all.

"Okay, that's all, the work has been arranged, let's adjourn. Emma's face was solemn, so that people couldn't tell what she was feeling, it was possible to express anger at Li Xin'er's laughter just now, or it was possible that she didn't feel anything.

"Yes!"

Everyone walked out of the conference room, and Gao Wen signaled that she wanted to stay, but Emma shook her head.

Gao Wen had no choice but to leave, and when there were only Emma and Li Xin'er in the entire conference room.

"Why don't you speak?" said Emma to Li Xin'er.

"Hahaha......" Li Xin'er laughed more presumptuously, "I'm sorry, but I'm really not laughing at you, really." ”

"And who are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing because I read that 'straight man' article, hahaha...... This chapter is green. ”

"I said, Miss Li Xin'er, why are you so sure that it was written by Zhang Qing?"

"Who else could he have? hahaha...... I'm finally sure now that he's a pervert. ”

The conversation between Emma and Li Xin'er is like offense and defense, which makes people feel suffocated, but the topic of the two people still came out.

"What do you think it'......?"

"Sister Emma, this is a literary fight, how interesting. ”

"So, who's going to win and who's going to lose?"

"I don't dare to say win, he doesn't seem to lose. ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's very simple, Zhang Qing's article didn't refute me, but found another way, I really want to give him a big thumbs up, a very powerful means. ”

After Emma heard this, she frowned slightly, "As you said before, according to your method, it must be fine." ”

Li Xin'er stood up, circled around Emma, and said with a smile: "Sister, you can't be so naïve, right?

"Then you're lying to me?"

"Well, I'll admit it. ”

"But why are you doing this?"

"How simple it is, I also need to run for the student president of the Faculty of Letters, didn't Sister Emma forget, there are also more girls in our Faculty of Letters, hahaha......"

"You little scoundrel!" Emma laughed angrily.

It is true that Li Xin'er's approach is a bit excessive, but her reasoning is fine.

Lost dreams are Li Xin'er's number, and the articles in them are all written by her, and these articles have only one purpose, to let Emma, who is a woman, and herself be elected!

The method is called brainwashing, and it is very powerful.

Everyone has selfish intentions, Li Xin'er helped Emma and herself, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Xin'er, there are too few people who can help me, so I can only rely on you. Emma's words are pitiful.

Li Xin'er smiled slightly, "Sister, let me remind you of two things, first, the poem in the number of 'straight man', this is a threat, but I can't see how big this threat can be now, in addition, I also found that at this moment, there was a super beauty named Luna, you know." ”

"She, she has something to do with Zhang Qing?" Emma's brows tightened.

"I think this luna, I'm afraid it was also made by Zhang Qing and used to deal with us. Li Xin'er stopped smiling at this time, she was very serious.

"How is that possible!" Emma said: "This Luna is very beautiful, I envy it as a woman, but even if she is so beautiful, she has become popular too fast recently." If it is according to what you said, the official account of 'Straight Man' and Miss Luna were all created by Zhang Qing, how much money does he have?

Li Xin'er laughed again, "Sister Emma, you still despise Zhang Qing a little, I'll talk about my guess now, I think that as long as Zhang Qing is not stupid, he won't reach out and ask for money like our vice principal, the 'straight man' and Luna, he must have done it himself." ”

Emma thought for a moment, "You mean, he's given it all." ”

Li Xin'er smiled and said, "Sister, there is nothing he doesn't dare to bet on." ”

Emma fell into deep thought, even if she wants to promote Internet celebrities in the campus network, then the funds used will not be less, Emma as the president, of course she will not be naïve to think that the current Internet celebrities are all popular by themselves, which requires strong funds to support.

If you don't believe it, send a photo and it will definitely sink into the sea.

Can you make so much money with fried noodles and soup sets?

He borrows?

At this point, Emma somewhat understood what Li Xin'er meant, and Xin'er's sister was telling her this sister, don't despise Zhang Qing anymore, this man is fighting against you at all costs.

"Hahaha......" Suddenly, Li Xin'er laughed.

"What's wrong?" Emma was curious, but saw Li Xin'er playing with her phone.

"Look at it. ”

"See what?"

Emma took the phone, took it, and found that this was the 'straight man' public account, and there was a small video in it, the man in this small video was Zhang Qing, and there was a girl, it was Xin Yuyi.

What made Li Xin'er laugh like this?

I saw Zhang Qing holding Xin Yuyi's little hand and said:

"I said, why are you hurting me?"

"Huh?" Yui was very confused, and asked with great concern, "Why did I hurt you?"

Zhang Qing said with an affectionate look: "I like you so much." ”

Yui's face gradually changed, and she pulled her hand out.

It's embarrassing!

Poof!

Emma couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.