Chapter 89 [I didn't expect you to be such a dog]
"It's only a matter of hours for the desert to go from a bitter cold night to a hot day. The best way to avoid the heat www.biquge.info is to get up early at night or in the morning, before the sun has time to scorch the earth. ”
Chen Ergou was physically and mentally exhausted, his face was haggard, and the dark circles under his eyes were already obvious.
Looking at the yellow sand, as far as the eye could see, no matter how he walked, he was surrounded by yellow sand, and all he could see was piles of withered desert hay. I was quite helpless in my heart, and said: "Poor my cactus was also lost, and I was reluctant to eat a bite last night...... That's it. ”
The audience comforted him with gifts and barrages.
He just complained casually, and soon became embarrassed.
Taking a deep breath to regain his spirits, he smiled at the camera and said, "It's okay, I still have camels." Camels are known for finding water, and legend has it that their noses can smell water from up to 10 kilometers away, and I think I'll soon come across new plants that contain water. ”
"And...... Luckily for me, I got my kettle back. The method of collecting dew made last night worked very well, and my kettle was half full of dew. And the goose warm stones that can't be taken away are also full of condensed dew, but unfortunately there is no way to collect it. ”
Licking his lips, he carefully twisted the cap and took a sip.
After the cool water turns around in the mouth, it soaks down the stomach and intestines to the stomach, moisturizing the internal organs.
"It's very cool, many fantasy novels often say that rootless water can be used as medicine and alchemy, I don't know much about metaphysics, I don't know if these dews are rootless water. Anyway, it's clean, it's the most precious thing I've ever had. ”
"I know of a tribe, a Mexican tribe called Talaumara, who can walk 80 kilometers a day in the hot desert and only need a little water. The method they use is to pour some water into their mouths and hold it without drinking, and when they run, they can breathe through their noses, and the water in their mouths makes the air they breathe in become watery air. In this way, fluid loss is minimized. Now I'm going to try this as well. ”
"You can also help me calculate how long this saliva will last without me swallowing it. ”
He was confident before trying, but the result made him very shameless, even if he didn't exercise a lot on the back of a camel, and the first sip of water didn't last long before swallowing it in his stomach.
On the barrage, the audience sent out a time number in a timely manner, "3 minutes and 20 seconds." ”
This number makes the always powerful dog master a little embarrassed, an ordinary person can last longer than him.
He was a little unconvinced, so he simply shook the pot and said: "To be reasonable, you can't blame me for this, only blame this water for being too tempting, and you have been distracting me from the barrage, and you have to bear a certain amount of responsibility." And the first time I tried this, I didn't take advantage of the opportunity, and I was actually quite tired from drinking with water in my mouth, and my cheeks would be stiff and sour, which was very uncomfortable. But from what I just felt, this method is useful, and the air that comes in is running through the mouth and into the lungs, and sure enough, it is slowly moisturizing the internal organs. ”
"I'm going to hold on and see how long I can go without drinking this time. ”
The live broadcast room is making a fuss-
"It's the pot of water that can't blame you. ”
"You're handsome, you're reasonable, okay. ”
"I didn't expect you to be such a dog, we won't take this pot. ”
"Hahaha, it turns out that the dog master will also be laipi. It's cute, it's cute. ”
This is obviously a female fan, Chen Ergou rolled his eyes and didn't pay attention to it.
Drinking water in the desert is addictive, and he paused and thought, "Well, it's quite monotonous for me to travel alone, so I'll play a game with everyone...... It just so happened that the wolf's tooth necklace had asked the principal to find a professional craftsman to help make it, and it should be almost finished by this time. It's made from the fangs and bones of the wolf that I hunted and pulled out with my own hands. Let's bet on five necklaces, and I'll make a list of time options, and let's guess the question together. Whoever guesses five times in a row will be drawn from among these lucky spectators and will receive a necklace. ”
This kind of small program, you don't even have to trouble the panda backstage, if you don't want to expose too much, he will let the dog egg go directly into the hack. Goudan quickly made a small page and updated the voting applet directly at the bottom of the live broadcast room, and the sailors could directly participate after Chen Ergou was notified.
With the first attempt, his options are not too exaggerated, less than 5 minutes, 5~8 minutes, 8~10 minutes, 10~15 minutes, 15~20 minutes, more than 20 minutes.
The sailors are really boring, and in just a short period of time, they have already participated very enthusiastically, and soon more than 7 million people voted. What the hell is it that the proportion of votes for options under 5 minutes accounts for 35%?
Chen Ergou expressed dissatisfaction, so he decisively began to drink water.
During this period, he was naturally unable to speak, and could only use gestures instead of expression.
But he doesn't know sign language, he looks like he is dancing with his teeth and claws, and he is funny and puffing out his cheeks. The audience watched the "233333" barrage and laughed nonstop.
So, in such a monotonous rush, he actually played an interactive game of calculating time with the audience.
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Occasionally, there were a few piles of hay or low bushes in the dry desert, and whenever he saw them, he would jump off his camel and go over to check them.
Instead of hiding from the sun, carefully probe the shade of the trees and grass for shaded snakes and scorpions. Not to mention, the probability of discovering these desert "natives" is quite high, and it only took three piles of grass for him to find a black fat-tailed scorpion. This guy is pitch black all over, completely different from the almost transparent fat-tailed scorpion found last time, and it is intimidating just by looking at the color of the skin.
He was about to explain, but his mouth was full of saliva mixed with dew, and he couldn't speak. I could only squeeze out an ugly smile on my face, holding this guy with no tail and no pincers in one hand, dancing and gesturing.
The audience watched the pantomime for a long time, inexplicably, but was amused by his antics.
Chen Ergou was deflated and simply stopped working. Packed the scorpion and "vented" at a pile of hairy grass on the ground. Even if you don't find it, you can cut a handful of dry grass and bring it with you, which can be used as a fire starter.
The camel in front of him suddenly roared happily, and Chen Ergou swallowed it with a mouthful of water.
Timed for 12 minutes, this is the third time I have drunk water, which has already set a record. It's just that the cheeks are stiff and uncomfortable. He was not in a hurry to continue the game, and ran over to check the situation.
"Ha, everyone, look at ......"
"Great, it's Sudan red!"
I saw a few camels opening their ugly mouths and biting a few red rose-shaped plants on the side of the road, which were the famous Sudan reds. Chen Ergou hurriedly ran over to grab it, fearing that he would be eaten by a camel if he moved slowly.
He looked very excited, and quickly explained while picking: "In Arabic transliteration, it is 'Kirkedi', Chinese is called 'rose eggplant', and Sudan red is the folk name." This plant grows in desert areas and can reach a height of up to 1.5 meters. The leaves are petal-shaped, the flower color is crimson, and it looks gorgeous and dazzling from a distance, like a small red lantern. In the African desert, Sudan dyes are very easy to survive and are a desert plant with a very high water content. After harvesting, Sudan dyes can be dried from their petals to make a drink that Africans love. ”