199, Human epidermal fouling
Gao Qi was a little panicked in his heart, he didn't expect Shen Qiushan to come really, not only the script, but even the actors were brought over, this is really to call out in his professional field? ?
"Director Shen's script this time is probably written a long time ago. "If Shen Qiushan wrote the script in one day and completed the rehearsal, he wouldn't believe it if he killed Gao Qi.
"I wrote it last night, but I already had an idea in my head. Shen Qiushan didn't say it to death, and his response could be regarded as an explanation to the rest of the people, after all, writing a script and rehearsing in one day was too perverted.
"Okay, since Director Shen has discharged all the works, let's all work on the staff, Director Shen is also contributing to our language programs. Lang Yushan said with a smile on his face, beckoning everyone to sit down under the stage.
In addition to the judges of these language programs, several groups of comedians who rehearsed on the spot also sat down in the audience, waiting with great interest to watch Shen Qiushan's works.
"According to the rehearsal time, the key lines are good. ”
Shen Qiushan whispered to Shen Qiushui and the three of them, after all, the rehearsal time is short, and it is inevitable that there will be mistakes during the performance, but in Shen Qiushan's opinion, as long as a few important burdens are shaken, this sketch will be successful, and the details can be ignored for the time being.
"Don't worry, big brother, I will definitely fight for you!" Zhong Jun smiled and came to the stage with confidence.
"How many times have I told you, I changed the title!" Shen Qiushui complained as he followed.
Shen Qiuming walked at the end and was speechless, but it could be seen from the expression on his face that he took this performance very seriously.
The three of them took the stage, first bowed to the crowd, and then began their performance......
Deng Xiaoliang played by Shen Qiuming and Hao Jian played by Zhong Jun appeared on the stage to discuss the "absurdity" of playing their son, which is also the cause of the whole story.
Hao Jian: Deng Xiaoliang, you said that you are not Biao, what is it bad for you to let me play, I have to play your son, can your daughter-in-law believe your tricks, unless she is also Biao.
Deng Xiaoliang looked determined: My wife must believe it!
Hao Jian: Oh my mother, the two of you are really "two wings"!
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Zhong Jun's Hao Jian was full of "cheap" energy, and half of the people watching the performance showed smiles on their faces.
The sketch continued, and the "mother" played by Shen Qiushui appeared, and as soon as she appeared, she brought her own "baggage", saying that she quarreled with the dog......
"It's a good start, it's kind of interesting. ”
"Well, that's a lot of jokes. ”
"Zhong Jun's performance is really outstanding. ”
"It seems that Shen Qiushan's book has also been carefully scrutinized. ”
Everyone in the audience muttered quietly, and they all recognized Shen Qiushan's work.
The sketch continues.
The "mother" played by Shen Qiushui seems to have accepted the fact that Hao Jian is his son who has crossed over by himself, and asked happily: Son, what do you do?
This question suddenly confused Hao Jian.
Hao Jian looked at Deng Xiaoliang: I haven't discussed this before.
Deng Xiaoliang: What are you discussing, just say it, your mother doesn't know anyway.
Hao Jian suddenly: I'm rubbing ...... Mud...... Ash...... Gather the ashes in a pile......
Deng Xiaoliang kept stabbing him in order to prevent Hao Jian's revelation, but Hao Jian's reaction was not slow: I am engaged in human epidermal research!
Deng Xiaoliang's wife was overjoyed: Oh, I'm engaged in medicine!
Hao Jian: Human epidermal fouling!
Deng Xiaoliang's wife looked regretful: Hey, that mother has given you so much music for nothing.
Hao Jian: I didn't listen in vain! Every time I finish removing dirt from someone, I play a drum.
As he spoke, Hao Jian began to beat his thighs rhythmically with his hands, and then shouted casually: Okay, big brother, look at the cards~!
"Poof......
The burden came too "violently" A comedian who was sitting in the audience drinking water laughed directly, and spit a mouthful of water on the back of the actor sitting in front of him......
Not only him, but when Zhong Jun's sentence "Okay big brother, look at the cards" came out, everyone at the scene laughed, including Gao Qi, who always put on a cold face, didn't hold back, no way, this burden is too loud!
"No, I'm laughing to death. ”
"Human epidermal dirt, I can laugh at this stalk for a year!"
"This is a sketch, full of jokes, humorous language!"
"Haha, that Hao Jian played by Zhong Jun is really cheap!"
In addition to the "judges" sitting in the audience and the comedians who participated in the rehearsal, there were also many staff members at the scene, all of whom were amused by the performance on the stage, muttering in small voices.
At this time, Gao Qi's face is getting more and more ugly, although the sketch has not yet been performed, but in terms of jokes, it has far surpassed his "Husband and Wife Embarrassment", and the jokes of Shen Qiushan's work are still linked one by one, using plot conflicts to create jokes, which is much stronger than stacking jokes alone and interspersing Internet buzzwords.
In the end, the show ended in a harmonious atmosphere, closely following the theme.
After the performance, Zhong Jun, Shen Qiushui, and Shen Qiuming bowed to everyone in the audience again.
"Good, good!"
"There is tension and relaxation, and the performance is excellent. ”
"It's full of jokes, and the show is also very sincere. ”
Lang Yushan clapped his hands and praised at the same time, and the rest of the people also nodded in agreement, at this moment, all the people sitting in the audience are "insiders", and the quality of the show can be seen at a glance, and there is no deviation.
Among the dozens of smiling faces, Gao Qi's serious and gloomy face became even more obvious.
"Teacher Gao, my work has been performed, do you want to give me a lesson or two?" Shen Qiushan sat not far from Gao Qi, and when the three of them finished performing on stage, he immediately asked.
Gao Qi rolled his eyes, but he didn't say anything, because he didn't know what to say, instructing? Shen Qiushan's "Today's Happiness" is full of jokes and the plot is quite innovative, and it is better than his "Husband and Wife Embarrassment" in many aspects, what else does he teach!
"Director Lang, I propose to let Shen Qiushan's work go to the Spring Festival Gala!" After holding it for a while, Gao Qi said with a dark face.
"Uh......" Lang Yushan was stunned, in fact, this is exactly what he thought in his heart, after all, the effect of "Today's Happiness" is far better than "Husband and Wife Embarrassment", even if there were no excellent programs before, now that there are better programs, of course, we must let more excellent programs go to the Spring Festival Gala, so as to be worthy of the audience.
"Shen Qiushan's script is better than mine, I admit this, since this is the case, the opportunity to go to the Spring Festival Gala should be given to him, otherwise, I will feel uneasy!" Gao Qi said, glanced at Shen Qiushan, and said coldly: "In the future, I will come up with a better work!Wait~!"
With that, Gao Qi got up and left.
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