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Jin Hai is endlessly happy, Jiang Feng is sad and sleepy;

Alone in the cold key, the sky is facing the moon;

Fragmented and sorrowful texts; it is difficult to walk 3,000 texts with a pen;

The vicissitudes of the right path return to the public's expectations; Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

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Extra: New Year's Resolutions of Kaifeng Prefecture

"One or two...... Two or two ......"

“…… Five taels ...... Eight taels ......"

“…… Nine taels ...... Ten taels ......"

"One article...... Ten ...... 11. ...... 10. 12 ...... Thirteen ......"

"Thirteen Texts...... Thirteen ...... Ahh......h Black Thirteen, this is too unlucky!!"

There was a miserable scream in the courtyard of the third class of Kaifeng Mansion, which went straight into the sky, shook the snow on the roof and fell, and smashed straight to the top of Zheng Xiaoliu's head who pushed the door in.

“…… Jin Qian, since the fifteenth day of the lunar month issued a lot of silver, you have counted six days...... Alas, even if you have dozens of days and a half months, the ten twenty-three Wen Lu will not have more than half a penny, why should you do this?"

I saw the people in the room, who were emaciated, with arms on their chests, squatting indecently on the wooden bench, staring straight at the neatly arranged silver on the table, pouting and muttering:

"We and you, the ancients, have a thousand-year-old gap like the Grand Canyon of the Brahmaputra River, and we can't communicate. After a pause, he scratched his head and said, "Didn't you count wrong......ly?" Or...... Two or two ......"

"Alas......" Zheng Xiaoliu glanced at the person in front of him, shook his head helplessly, and said no more.

Since he got the silver seven days ago, this Jin Qian took out all the treasures of the past year, and arranged them on the table one by one for seven days, until he forgot to sleep and eat, couldn't sleep at night, his eyes were red, his face twitched, and his words changed several sets:

First, "so little, why so little...... and so on;

Then there is the "birth to death, one after the other, not cost-effective, not cost-effective...... etc.";

After that, it was "picking grass, you must pick grass...... or something;

(Friendly translation: it is "job hopping")

Finally, yesterday it was changed to "Thirteen, Black Thirteen...... Unlucky" and so on......

And day and night, regardless of the hour, every time will end in a miserable scream - but in a few days, there are several sayings in the courtyard of the third class, such as "the gold catches the evil quickly", "this house is haunted", "the gold catches the fast dream and fights the demons", and so on.

"Ah, thirteen texts, sure enough, thirteen texts, unlucky, unlucky-"

The screams rang out again.

Zheng Xiaoliu sighed, turned around and walked to the corner to pick up a broom.

It seems that the snow on the roof must have been shaken down a lot, so it is better to clean it as soon as possible, so as not to block the gate again, as a few days ago.

But as soon as he opened the door, Zheng Xiaoliu was stunned for a moment, and a pair of leopard eyes suddenly widened, and he couldn't help exclaiming: "Four, four adults, how, how to ......."

I saw four people standing outside the door, all dressed in six-grade school captain's uniforms, with broad-leaved knives on their waists, which should have been a majestic demeanor - but the four of them were all covered with four pieces of snow on their heads, and the snow was slowly sliding down the bridge of their foreheads and noses.

Lieutenant Wang of the Zhengzhong Dynasty was still frozen in the air with his arms half-raised, as if he was about to knock on the door.

The five of them stood at the door and looked at each other for a long time, and finally Zheng Xiaoliu was the first to come back to his senses, threw the broom in his hand, lowered his head and hugged his fists and said: "Four, four adults, no, I don't know if there is, what are the orders?"

The four captains outside the door are worthy of working together for many years, and they have a very good understanding and tacit understanding. I saw that the four of them took advantage of Zheng Xiaoliu's bowing head, and at the same time swept the snow off their heads at an unpredictable speed, squeezed into the house, closed the door tightly, and their movements were clean and neat.

After the four of them gained a firm foothold, Wang Chao said in an orderly manner: "Zheng Zhukuai doesn't have to be restrained, the four of us just have something to discuss with Jin Zhukuai." ”

Before the words fell, I saw that the person who was originally squatting on the wooden bench rushed into the inner room with a "whoosh", and then saw that the wooden table that was originally lined with silver was already empty.

"Ah, the arrival of the four adults really makes our little third-class courtyard shine, hahahaha-"

A loud laugh came out, and I saw Jin Qian smiling with a smile on his face, slowly stepping out of the inner room, clasping his fists, and looking leisurely, as if the person who had just rushed into the inner room from the outhouse had nothing to do with him.

The four lieutenants also bowed their heads at the same time and saluted: "Jin Zhu is about to speak seriously-"

"Hahaha...... Where, where, the four can deign to dominate, and their subordinates can't afford it...... Haha......"

"Why did Jin Catch say this, I just came to visit my old friend a year ago, where can I be called a condescending ......"

"Haha, it's too polite, I can't afford it......"

"Jin Zhu is almost polite......"

Zheng Xiaoliu stared at the five people standing straight in the room with a pair of big eyes, clenching their fists and making waves, although the five of them were all smiling, but for some reason, they always felt a chill down their backs, and couldn't help but be excited, hurriedly picked up the broom that had just been thrown aside and grabbed the door and said: "I, I'll go clean up the snow first......"

Pound!

As soon as the door closed, there was a sudden silence inside and outside the house.

Jin Qian still had a smile on his face, but if he looked closely, it was not difficult to notice that the corners of his mouth twitched faintly.

The four lieutenants were also smiling, but the four pairs of eyes were a little erratic.

"Four adults, please be seated......"

"Jin Catch Fast and ......"

The five sat around the table, all silent.

I saw Wang Dynasty, Ma Han, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu, their faces were embarrassed, their eyes were fluttering between each other, and they stopped talking.

Seeing Jin Qian's heart jumping, cold sweat broke out, but it was difficult to open his mouth to drive people away, so he had to follow the combat policy of "the enemy does not move, we will not move", and stared at the four people fixedly.

After a while, in the end, Zhang Long couldn't hold his breath, and suddenly stood up and said: "Jin Qian, we have worked together for nearly a year, to say a word, our brothers have never treated you as an outsider, Zhang Long is an impatient, and he knows how to beat around the bush when he speaks, so let's just say it - Jin Qian, you see that this is the end of the year......

"Brother Zhang-" Jin Qian's voice was comparable to the world's three major tenors, and the four people opposite him were stunned on the spot.

I saw Jin Qian slam his palms on the table, and said loudly: "Four big brothers, it's good, the little brother has been lonely since he was a child, the fate of the lonely star, the six relatives don't recognize, and the five animals don't follow, and now he has worked hard, wearing the stars and the moon, being born and dying, his life hangs by a thread, and he finally earned these few pennies to make ends meet, it's not that the younger brother is ruthless, the difficulties of several big brothers, the little brother empathizes, and the pain is heartbroken, but the little brother has more than enough strength and strength, and he can't help ......it."

After that, his eyes were full of tears, and he cried bitterly.

The four planes on the opposite side looked at each other, and it took a while to react.

"Jin, Jin Qian, what are you, what are you talking about?" Zhao Hu asked hesitantly.

Jin Qian wiped his tears, suddenly straightened his body, stared at him carefully, and said with an awe-inspiring gaze: "The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the money cannot be lost!" The four adults, today's subordinates are hard-hearted, and they will never bow their heads to the evil forces, if the four adults want to lend half a penny from their subordinates, don't blame their subordinates for turning their faces ruthlessly and cutting their robes Duan Yi!" paused, and suddenly grinned and cried, "The subordinates are really poor and white, and they can't help a few ......adults."

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"Ahem, Jin Zhukuai, when did we say that we came to borrow money from Jin Zhukuai?"

Wang Dynasty really deserves to be the head of the four captains, although his face is distorted, he can still maintain three points of composure.

Jin Qian narrowed his eyes carefully, and wiped his tears and said sadly: "This still needs to be said?! Today is the twenty-sixth day of the lunar month, and the New Year is approaching...... After the four adults entered the door, they looked at him left and right, their faces were embarrassed, their eyes were wandering, and they were a harbinger of borrowing money...... In addition, Lord Zhang's words, first called brother and brother, pulled the relationship, set the close, and then mentioned the New Year, the subordinates speculated that several adults came here to borrow money from their subordinates, what is wrong...... Woohoo......"

After that, he had a stuffy headache and cried.

The four people on the opposite side were suddenly full of black lines.

"Jin, Jin catches quickly, don't cry first, the four of us are not here to borrow money, but we just have something to ask for. In the end, it was Ma Han who was good-tempered, and pulled down his long face and comforted Jin Qian slowly.

"Don't borrow money?!Something to ask for?!"

Hearing this, Jin Qian suddenly raised his head, wiped away his tears with two handfuls, and a pair of fine eyes were scorching and shining, and he glanced straight at the four people opposite, and suddenly said with a sad face: "The four adults have something to order, and their subordinates should go to the soup to fight the fire, but - several adults also know that their subordinates are also going to celebrate the New Year, but this is close to the end of the year, and the New Year's goods of the subordinates have not yet been settled, and I don't know how many adults want their subordinates to help this favor for a few days, in case of missing the day of buying New Year's goods, the price of New Year's goods will rise, and the subordinates' hands are a little tight-"

Halfway through speaking, Jin Qian raised his eyes to look at a few people again, his eyes were watery, his face was sad, and he had seven phases.

The four people on the opposite side couldn't help but shiver at the same time.

"Ah, Jin Qian, why do you have to do this! Since my four brothers have come to ask you for help, they will naturally not come empty-handed. Zhang Long patted his chest and raised his voice, "If this favor is done, one of the four of my brothers will send you ten taels of silver to help you celebrate the New Year!"

"Ten taels for one person?!" Jin Qian almost jumped onto the table with a fierce man.

The four people on the other side nodded at the same time.

Well?

Well!

Well~~

Jin Qian's eyes narrowed slightly, quietly looked at the four people opposite, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and secretly said in his heart: Although these four people are not more cunning than Gongsun Zhuzi, but they can definitely be among the human spirits when they are together.

Thinking of this, Jin Qian carefully looked at the faces of the few people opposite for a long time, and then cautiously hugged his fists and said: "Subordinates are brave, may I ask what the four adults want their subordinates to do?"

As soon as these words came out, I saw that the four people opposite were all embarrassed, their faces were faintly red, and they looked like a little daughter-in-law at a glance.

Gee......

Seeing this, Jin Qian couldn't help but twitch faintly in the subcutaneous blood vessels, and his heart was already a little clear.

After a long time, Wang Chao opened his mouth and whispered under the frequent gaze of the other three: "The four brothers just want to have a Chinese New Year's Eve meal with Lord Zhan......"

A drop of cold sweat slid down the corner of Jin Qian's forehead.

"That's all?!" Jin Qian was a little incredulous.

A cat's Chinese New Year's Eve meal is worth forty taels of snowflake silver?! Don't you need to sign a name, write a couplet, hug a hug, give a kiss or something?

The four of them nodded at the same time, and said discretionally: "That's all!"

"Pay a 50% deposit first!"

"Good!" Twenty taels of silver were immediately slapped on the table.

"Deal!" Jin Qian snatched the silver and said awe-inspiringly.

This day is the 27th day of the lunar month, outside the Donghua Gate, the market is prosperous, drinking □□ fruits, Buang clothes, gold and jade treasures, all kinds of goods, crowded on the side of the road, shop vendors plus the people of Bianjing who come to buy New Year's goods, the market can be said to be crowded, shoulder to shoulder, it is difficult to move an inch.

But in such a crowded market, there was a black and red figure rushing through the crowd, ethereal, as if walking in a no-man's land.

Suddenly, I saw this person jump up, and his figure rose out of thin air, and stepped straight towards the back of a man who was struggling to push away the crowd.

Boom!

The man was trampled to the ground, and an old hen in his hand was snatched away by the man.

"I want to steal chickens from under our eyelids, hum, you still have hundreds of years of skill!" When I looked at it, I saw that the person who stepped on the man was wearing a black and red errand uniform, which was the costume of the Kaifeng Mansion officer, but when I saw this errand officer, although he was thin, he was angry and angry, and he actually made this person's thin body comparable to an eight-foot King Kong.

"Kim, Kim, you're running too fast......"

Another messenger behind him hurriedly squeezed into the crowd, and the hen that took Jin Qian's hand panted.

"Oh, it's a little errand officer in Kaifeng Mansion, and I caught a few thieves today?"

The small vendor selling cloth and silk satin on the side greeted Jin Qian who was standing on the back of the chicken thief with a familiar face.

Jin Qian put his hands on his waist, gasped twice, and frowned: "How many thieves did you catch......?"

Zheng Xiaoliu stood on the side, and said proudly: "We have already caught eighteen thieves today!"

"If you want it, you want it, the two little chasers, they are really heroes and teenagers!" The shopkeeper of the treasure jade shop on the other side also poked his head out and praised.

The surrounding traders and people also echoed.

For a while, the already lively street market was a little hotter.

"You're welcome. This is within the scope of the Kaifeng Mansion. ”

Jin Qian clenched his fists and replied, but he frowned tightly but did not let go of half a point, picked up the chicken thief lying on the ground, and stuffed it to Zheng Xiaoliu behind him, "Go home!"

After that, he turned around and walked in the direction of Kaifeng Mansion.

Zheng Xiaoliu didn't dare to slack off, carrying the old hen in one hand and the thief by the collar in the other, and followed closely behind Jin Qian.

The surrounding traders and people also didn't realize that they gave way for the two of them to move forward, leaving behind a group of people who loved to watch the excitement whispering.

"This little errand is really amazing, every time I see him catch a thief, I only see a swish, and he catches the thief......"

"Yes, yes, especially these days, I can see this little errand officer on the street almost every day. ”

"Don't look at the age of this little errand officer, his work is not ambiguous, the thief falls into his hands, but he will definitely not be able to bargain for half a penny. ”

"That's it! At the end of the year, these thieves are very rampant, and it is time to deal with them. ”

The people behind him whispered, and Jin Qian and Zheng Xiaoliu could hear every sentence clearly, but their moods were very different.

Zheng Xiaoliu was so proud that he couldn't wait to raise the old hen in his hand to the top of his head to show his glory.

But Jin Qian's brows tightened the more he listened, until he arrived at the Kaifeng Mansion prison with the thief, his brows had already wrinkled eighteen times.

"Ah, it's Jin Zhukuai and Zheng Zhukuai, and they caught a thief again-"

As soon as he entered the prison of Kaifeng Mansion, he heard a hearty voice shouting loudly.

I saw a slightly chubby, more than half a hundred years old, with gray hair and beard, who stepped forward to greet Jin and Zheng, who was Meng Le, the cell head of the Kaifeng Mansion Prison.

When Meng Prison saw Jin Qian and Zheng Xiaoliu, his face was immediately full of laughs, and he hurriedly ordered the jailer to bring the chicken thief brought by Zheng Xiaoliu into the cell, and then picked up the brush and recorded on the prison book:

"Jin Qian, Zheng Xiaoliu, on the twenty-seventh day of the lunar month, arrested a total of 18 thieves. ”

After the record was completed, looking up at the two of them, Meng Jiaotou smiled again: "It's only been two days, and the two of them have captured nearly forty Xiao Xiao, it's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves." It seems that I can't accept it anymore!"

When Zheng Xiaoliu heard this, he was immediately a little embarrassed, and scratched his scalp vigorously: "Meng Gao, you are laughing, I, we still have to learn more!"

"Haha, good, good, learn, learn. I'm afraid I don't have anything to teach. ”

Jin Qian frowned and pondered, and only said slowly after a while: "Meng Gao, how many prisoners have been arrested and imprisoned by Lord Zhan today?"

Meng Jiaotou couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, looked at Jin Qian for a long time, and said with a smile: "Ah, Jin Zhukuai, although you and Zheng Zhukuai have made a lot of achievements, they are naturally far behind Master Zhan, counting today, Lord Zhan has captured nearly a hundred thieves and thieves." ”

Jin Qian continued to frown: "How many thieves have been imprisoned in the prison in the past few days?"

Meng Prison thought for a moment and said, "Roughly calculated, there are more than two hundred-"

"There are so many thieves on weekdays, Xiao Xiao?"

"This ......," Meng Prison couldn't help frowning, "It's not on weekdays -- it's strange to say, every year at the end of the year, there are a lot of thieves who come out to steal, and most of them are guilty of petty theft, there is no need to go to court to ask the case, just be locked up for three or five days and be punished slightly." It's just that there are a lot of thieves in number, and they are not very disturbing, and if they are left alone, they may also affect the security of the Jingshi. Alas, it's just that this is approaching the end of the year, and the number of officials on leave is increasing, and I'm afraid that this year will bother Lord Zhan again, I hope that this year's thieves will be less likely to come out to make trouble, otherwise Lord Zhan will be so busy that he won't even have time to eat Chinese New Year's Eve......"

Jin Qian's brows tightened when he heard this, and he lowered his face and asked, "Meng Gao, according to the experience of previous years, how many of these Xiao thieves will be who have been locked up in the new year?"

"In the past, it was only fifty or sixty - later, after Lord Bao took office as the governor of Kaifeng Mansion, it increased to hundreds - and when Lord Zhan took office, there were a lot more, and last year it was nearly three hundred ......" Speaking of this, Meng Jiaotou couldn't help nodding frequently, and said with praise on his face, "Lord Zhan is really a world-renowned martial artist, with outstanding light skills, and the efficiency of catching thieves is also amazing. ”

Hearing this, Jin Qian couldn't help but twitch slightly, sighed secretly and said, "Meng Gao, did those prisoners who were captured by Lord Zhan have external injuries?"

Hearing this question, Meng Jiaotou's face finally disappeared a little, and he said a little unfairly: "Alas, Lord Zhan is good at everything, but his heart is too soft." Although those thieves have no major cases, they have always made mistakes, and it is good to be punished, but the adults can catch the thieves, just point to the thieves, and send them to prison to solve the points, not to mention external injuries, those thieves will not lose even half a hair——"

Speaking of this, Meng Jiaotou couldn't help but move his gaze to Jin Qian again, and said with a smile in his eyes, "Speaking of which, my old man is going to praise Jin for catching fast, every time Jin catches a thief quickly, he either has a blue nose or a swollen face." In my opinion, this is how it should be, if you don't give these thieves a great taste, they won't go to the sky in the future!"

After that, he patted Jin Qian on the shoulder, and laughed loudly: "I have a good relationship with Master Zhan in private, and it is good to persuade Master Zhan to be talented when I have time." ”

Jin Qian was slapped so stiff-skinned, and it took a while to squeeze out an ugly smile and said: "Meng Qian said that he was laughing, how can Jin Qian be able to compare with Lord Zhan." ”

"Haha, okay, let's joke and laugh—" Meng Jiaotou slapped Jin Qian's back twice more and laughed.

Jin Qian's face was full of black lines, and he hurriedly gave up his hand and left the prison with Zheng Xiaoliu.

It was just before leaving, I happened to hear a jailer asking Meng for instructions.

"Meng Prison, the dining room just came to ask, how many meals should be prepared in the Chinese New Year's Eve dining cell this year?"

"This ...... Let's get 300 copies first...... Alas, I don't know if it's enough......"

Jin Qian's body couldn't help but stagnate when he heard this, and half of his face twitched suddenly.

Zheng Xiaoliu on the side couldn't help but wonder when he saw Jin Qian's face, and asked carefully: "Jin, Jin Qian, do you have something on your mind?"

"Little Sixth Brother, do you know what the antonym of 'cheap but not good' is?"

"Huh?"

"It's 'you get what you pay for'!"

"Jin Qian...... Why can't I understand?"

"We're just sighing, we're a dignified modern person, and we've been overshadowed by those four pillars - damn it!!"

Glancing sideways at Jin Qian, who was looking up at his side and howling, Zheng Xiaoliu scratched his scalp inexplicably.