Qin Ze pricked up his ears to listen to the movement in the kitchen, and made up the picture by himself, at this time, the old man crossed his waist and reprimanded, the old man bowed his head and bent over, and explained with a headache and nervousness, and the majestic image was gone!

I really want to rush in and take pictures, hahaha!

Other people's children wish their parents would respect each other all their lives, love each other with affection, but Qin Ze knew that his parents were quarrelling...... No, parents don't quarrel, it's usually the father who is unilaterally disciplined, the old man was against it at first, and felt that he couldn't condone his uncle, but Qin's mother felt sorry for her younger brother, and was afraid that he would really be treated by Shen Huangpu River, who was collecting debts, don't look at the fact that now he is shouting about the rule of law society every day, and he put it on more than ten years ago, and the guy who gave usury was like a black (harmonious) gang, super murderous.

Qin's mother cried and scolded at the same time, for a whole night, the old man was so annoyed that he ran to his son's room to occupy his small bed, Xiao Qin Ze didn't dare to complain, and happily threw himself into his sister's arms, and slept beautifully on his sister's fragrant bed for one night.

It didn't take long for the house to be sold.

Hey, it's been a long time, why haven't you quarreled yet?

Mom has a good temper, she can't bear this as a wife, right?

Could it be that the old man's ventriloquist is the same as his own 666, a clever tongue that comforts his mother?

"Liar, where is there a quarrel. Qin Baobao stretched his neck, nervously paying attention to the movement in the kitchen, and it was calm.

Wang Zijin and Su Yu did not express an opinion on this matter, but looked at Qin Ze with questioning eyes.

"No, it's going to be arguing, I'll count three, two, one......"

"Phew, you think so much about your parents arguing?"

As he was talking, the old man came out of the kitchen door and beckoned: "Aze, come over and help your mother cut some vegetables, she can't spare her hand." ”

Qin Ze looked at his father's face and felt that something was wrong, eighteen years of professional experience in being beaten made him have an intuition similar to a woman's sixth sense.

Qin Baobao's big ass arched him, "Go, go, I'm dying of hunger." ”

Qin Ze was puzzled, and when he stood up, his ass was kicked by his sister.

Didn't say anything, Su Yu came home on Chinese New Year's Eve, and her sister felt that her territory was encroached upon by the enchanting jian goods outside.

So he poured his anger on him.

Qin Ze entered the kitchen, and Qin's mother saw a little bit of her graceful figure back then, standing by the cutting board, chopping vegetables.

"Mom, I'll help you. He walked over.

Qin's mother smiled: "No need." ”

"Bang!"

With a soft sound, the kitchen door slammed.

Qin Ze turned his head and saw the old man staring at him with a sinking face, and his heart suddenly burst out.

I may ....... Trouble!

Or maybe I didn't go into the kitchen the right way, but the old man wouldn't give him a chance.

The kitchen is quite spacious, there is a mother in front and a father in the back, Qin Ze made a sandwich biscuit for his parents.

"Dad, I was joking with my mom just now, you forgive me. The witty Qin Ze directly admitted his mistake, it is useless to be stubborn, it is impossible to be reasonable, he will not be reasonable in this life, if he is reasonable, if he is reasonable, why do you need Dad's magic weapon.

"Smack!"

The old man didn't say a word, and shaved his scalp.

"Dad, what are you doing beating me for the New Year. ”

Qin Ze subconsciously was beaten upright, he hated this damn instinct very much.

Spicy old radish, it's really heavy.

The old man didn't speak, and the second slap came over.

Qin Ze blocked it.

"Mom, you see Dad beating me again. Qin Ze asked his good mother for help.

Mother Qin waited for the old man's third slap to finish, and spoke out at the right time, and said softly: "Don't beat the child, beating won't solve the problem." ”

Qin Ze shouted: "Maybe I will marry a daughter-in-law in a few years, Dad can't always do it." ”

"Marry a daughter-in-law?" The old man sneered: "Marry a few, how many do you want to marry, you Qin Ze has grown in ability, stepping on two boats, you are not afraid of splitting your legs too big and pulling eggs?"

"Ahem!" Qin's mother coughed twice, signaling her husband to use civilized words.

The old man snorted coldly: "Let me ask you, what's the matter with Su Yu? What is the matter with Wang Zijin? Who is your girlfriend." ”

Qin Ze: "......."

After the calf, he can basically make up the conversation between his parents in the kitchen:

"My son is so happy that he has found a girlfriend. ”

"Yo, my son has also found a girlfriend, so happy. ”

"My son's girlfriend is Wang Zijin, what about you. ”

"My son's girlfriend is Su Yu. ”

"Hehe, we only have one son, right?"

"That's right, kill him!"

When I wrote the script just now, I must have written the wrong name, the original name: "The Refreshing Pit Comrade Qin Jianzhang", and the wrong one was: "Today I will die in a fancy way"

I can't get past this year.

Qin Ze's heart was cold.

The old man pointed at him and said angrily: "If you don't make this matter clear today, you can't imagine what I will do to you." ”

What a terrible line.

Qin Ze felt like a puppy cornered, cornered, but he couldn't bite yet.

I have to find a way to save myself, this kind of thing, I can't say it.

The game collapsed, Mom's girlfriend and Dad's girlfriend here, the models don't match, and I can't argue.

"System, it's time for you to play, quick, help me figure out what to do. Qin Ze communicated the system in his mind.

If there is no task, the system basically does not come out to speak, and it may be desperate for the salted fish host: forget it, the host is happy, and the task doesn't matter what!

Such a mentality.

System: "I'm sorry host, in this case, unless there is a system to help you forcibly reduce the IQ of your parents, you have no hope of fooling the past, although your desire is very strong, but the system will not release impossible tasks." Host treasured, goodbye!"

Qin Ze: "......"

Dog leash lo force system, you're out to be funny.

In the midst of all his thoughts, Qin Ze's brain twitched, and he said stiffly: "But I want to die!"

In response to him, the old man slapped him five times in a row, turning Qin Ze's well-groomed hairstyle into chicken feathers.

"Dad, don't fight, don't fight, I've done it all. "Qin Ze can bend and stretch very much.

"There's nothing wrong with Sister Zijin being my girlfriend, Su Yu..... Count me as my girlfriend too. ”

The old man slapped again, Qin Ze took a step back and explained, "Listen to me slowly." ”

Mother Qin behind her knocked over with a shudder, and she was rarely angry: "Hurry up." ”

Finally, it was still mixed doubles.

Qin Ze rubbed his head, his brain hurt so much.

"The matter between me and Su Yu, speaking of the old dog's blood, is a mistake after drinking, after the stock market crashed, I made a lot of money, the company organized a party that night, everyone was very happy, drank more, Su Yu was drunk, of course I also drank a lot, I sent her home. After sending home, I wanted to go back, but Su Yu said that she liked me, and she liked it very much. And then........ You get the idea!"

"I understand your sister!" The old man slapped his son and beckoned, and said angrily: "You use drinking as an excuse, forget it for the first time, why are you still maintaining a relationship now, you have a girlfriend, she also has a boyfriend, what is the nature of you, you were going to criticize it decades ago, you know." ”

That's what annoys him the most, it's a nasty thing to pedal on two boats.

"What boyfriend?" Qin Ze was stunned.

"Doesn't Su Yu have a boyfriend? ”

"Who said that. ”

"Your sister and Zijin. ”

Qin Ze: "......"

It turned out that during the time he was hiding in the kitchen, there had been a fierce battle in the living room, and looking at the fight, his little Teddy was completely defeated.

Playing tricks, Su Yu really can't fight Sister Zijin, she may not even be able to fight Sister Bao.

"Dad, Su Yu doesn't have a boyfriend. Qin Ze explained while parrying his father's slap.

"What?" the old man slapped and stopped.

"Su Yu doesn't have a boyfriend, I promise this. ”

"What did Zijin and your sister say she had. ”

"Possibly, probably...... I guess I misunderstood. ”

What can he say, the palms and backs of his hands are full of meat, and he can't say: Sister Zijin and your daughter have joined forces with the black family.

"Really?" the old man looked suspicious.

Qin Ze nodded vigorously: "I swear." ”

Qin's mother squinted, and she made things clear, if her son was telling the truth, then Zijin and the baby would be interesting, and the hostility was obvious...... Zijin, this girl, I can't see it, a very dignified and well-behaved girl, tsk!

What Qin's mother could think of, of course the old man could think of it, he was shocked, he always thought that Zijin was very dignified and gentle, but he didn't expect to secretly stumble.

The old man remembered the impeccable performance of Prince Jin, who was amazing.